SonKnuck Locked in a Fan-Game Chapter 1 {Fan-fic} Wed Jun 16 12:47:35 1999 Now, Cornelius is out of the pinball machine and he said they forgot his revenge. Then, AJ replied that they hadn't forget! He told Andre show them what he found in his pockets! WHat was that thing in Andre's pockets? You will learn by reading the following! SonKnuck: AH! Finally I'm back at home! {SonKnuck looks the clock and see that he have two hours before his exams starts} SonKnuck: Hmmm... I'll work on that Genocide City bug for the demo in SAS. {Very quiet, Andre enters} Andre(In his head(if he have one)): That's it SonKnuck, Go work on Genocide City and I will SUCK* you in it! SonKnuck: There! That bug is fixed I think! I'll try! Andre(Still thnking): yes! Yes! YES! {Meanwhile, at SP} Mike: Hey! Isn't SonKnuck's house over there? Soneec: Yes, it is! ||FLASH!|| Mechatails: OH MY GOD! SOMETHING HAPPENED TO SONKNUCK! H. Mac: YOU BA--- Dream CLoud: Mac! NO! Don't say it! H. Mac: Why??? D.C.: Censor could come back! H. Mac: Oh yeah! SecMan: We have to save him! Shorty: SecMan??? I thought you was leaving???? SecMan: Not if someone needs help! Riochet: Oh! Mike S: Everyone to the SP-MOBIL! Soneec: Hum... Mike. Mike S: Come on! All but Mike: MIKE! Mike S: What? H. Mac: We are in front of SonKnuck's house! Mike S: I knew it! I was just kidding! {TSPG enters in SonKnuck's house} Mechatails: Last time, our adventure was in the Game Room! Azura: Lets go to the Game Room then! {Meanwhile, in the Desk Room} Andre: HAHAHA! You're gonna die SonKnuck! SonKnuck: Even if you kill me, I can't die! Andre: WHAT? SonKnuck: This is a beta! And look, I haven't set the life yet! {Andre close the application and SonKnuck is automatically sucked out of the level} Andre: Set it to 3 lifes or else...! SonKnuck: NO WAY! {SonKnuck punches Andre and TSPG enters} Andre: OW! Mechatails: Great Job SonK! SonKnuck: thanks! {the sucker falls on the floor and starts sucking} Sz: Quick! Everyone out of here! ||FLASH!|| SonKnuck: Oh great! Sucked in my own fan-game with an idiot and the sucker have no more effect so we can't come back by closing the application! That's like Play or Die!** Andre: CRAP! This was not supposed to happen! SonKnuck: GUYS! LET ME OUT! Soneec: Where's the sucker? SonKnuck: Here! We can use it on game sprite only! See? {SonKnuck sucks some spikes out of the game} Miles: Yes, I see. H. Mac: I guess we have to get through the Act to save you! SonKnuck: Yes Soneec: But, I'm always getting stuck at the first wall. SonKnuck: Don't worry, I fixed the bug! But.... Riochet: But what? Azura: ANDRE IS GONE! TO BE CONTINUED.... Yeah! But what? And what's going to happen to SonKnuck? Also, where is Andre? SonKnuck Locked in a Fan-Game Chapter 2 {Fan-fic} Thu Jun 17 21:16:18 1999 Last time on LFG: >SonKnuck: Yes >Soneec: But, I'm always getting stuck at the first wall. >SonKnuck: Don't worry, I fixed the bug! But.... >Riochet: But what? >Azura: ANDRE IS GONE! Sailknux: Could he be playing as Tails? Miles: Hmm... That's possible! SonKnuck: I guess he just flied a way! Soneec: Haha! He'll have to be careful or he'll die! H. Mac: Really? I haven't be able to download the demo! SonKnuck: Don't worry Mac, I'll try to fix it. Well, if I can get outta here. Sz: Yeah! We have the get him outta there! Soneec: I'll try. {SonKnuck pray god while he's walking to the first spring} Soneec: WOW! For the first time I got through that spring! ||FLASH!|| Mechatails: I don't think I'll look behind me.... But I,ll look behind me. Mike: That have no sense! H. Mac: Yeah! Dream Cloud: OH MY GOD! God: yes, I'm your God! All but DC and God: GOD? WHat are you doing here??? God: Someone called me! Riochet: Who??? God: the one who already died once! Miles: SonKnuck? God: Yes! ||FLASH!|| Shorty: Again?? Riochet: ANDRE! Soneec: Don't be stupid Riochet, Andre is in the game with SonKnuck! H. Mac: Hum... no. He's back {Soneec looks behind her} Soneec: OH MY..! Andre: Hey! Who's that??? God: I'm god and you're leaving the earth for a bad place! Andre: What?? {God touch Andre and he disappear} SailKnux: What did you do??? God: I gave him the ultimate treatment!! Sz: You mean..? God: YES!! Azura: Can you help SonKnuck to go out of his level? God: Yes! {God touch the screen and tails appear on SonKnuck} Mechatails: WOW! You look like Tails! SonKnuck: Yeah! I can fly! Cool! {Meanwhile, in the new base of the villians in Baddy Land} AJ: OH CRAP! Hougan: WWWWWWHhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt?????? Samantha: Wot ong? [Translation: What's wrong?] AJ: First, Mechatails have thrown Zac somewhere in the world*, and second SonKnuck have killed Andre! Samantha: E KED I? [Translation: HE KILLED HIM?] AJ: Well, on the spy camera I've see that God sent him... Hougan: Wheeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeee? AJ: IN HELL! Samantha: O I L! [Translation: OH MY HELL!] {AJ and Hougan look Samantha evily} Samantha: At? T as us o jk! [Translation: What? It was just a joke!] Hougan: It waaaaaaaaaaaaaasn't funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! AJ: Yeah! Samantha: Ry [Translation: Sorry] {meanwhile, somewhere under the real world} Andre: Wh... Wha..... What's that place??? Satan: Where do you think? Andre: AAAAAAH! SATAN!!!!!! Satan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! TO BE CONTINUED.... Censor: STOP!!!! SonKnuck: What the...? WHAT? AGAIN YOU? Censor: This is not an horror movie! SonKnuck: GO BACK IN YOUR CELL IN JAIL! {SonKnuck kicks Censor's but and he's thrown in jail} Watcher(waking up): Huh? What? Oh! It's you! Shut up please! Censor: ????? H. Mac: HEY! SonKnuck: What again? H. Mac: What is all that blank space? SonKnuck: It's me having fun because I don't know how continue my fan-fic! H. Mac: Does it mean? SonKnuck: Yes, if someone want to continue it, he/she can! H. Mac: But... WHere are the usual questions under the "TO BE CONTINUED..." message? SonKnuck: There are none! Riochet Locked in a Fangame Part3 The Final Chapter Fri Jun 18 11:14:32 1999 Last time on LFG... >SaMaNtHa: O Y L!!!!!! (Trans:OH MY HELL!!!!!!) >mechatails:Hey, you look like Tails! >Andre:Uh... where am...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SATEN!!!! Saten:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! And Now...... Andre:No. No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Saten:Shutup ya bitch! You're mine now!... Andre:Oh hell..um, I mean heck. Saten:That's okay. You can say that here...for a big, big, price... (Some devils pick up Andre and throw him into some boiling lava) Andre:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :::Now, back to our heroes::: Censor:STOP!!!!!!!!! Director: GET OUTTA HERE YA FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! SonKnuck:(In game) Yeah!! And aren't you sopposed to be in jail? Censor:I'm on bail! The reason I'm here, is because, this poor charector, what's your name? Andre:Andre. Censor:Well, God throws him in hell? And he's thrown in lava? That sonds a little HOT (pauses a minuet for applause) for TV. Riochet:*Sigh* This isn't going to be on TV you moron, but on a message board. Censor:Oh. (SecMan throws a brick at Censor) All:SECMAN!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SecMan:Yeah, I come in on the next scene Director:And...ACTION!!!!!! Riochet:Can you fly in there? SonKnuck:Let's see...(SonKnuck whirls his tails and it works)IT WORKS!!!!!!!! (SecdMan comes through door) SecMan:What works? All but SecMan:SECMAN!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!! Riochet:The thing that's wrong is, SonKnuck's lost in some type of fangame!... Shorty:...And God's sitting right behind you!! SecMan:Yeah righ...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! God:Yes, it is me. SecMan:Okay...um...God... can you do anything to help SonKnuck get out of the blasted game? God:Yes, but Saten would probly keep him in it, so I would only get about half of him. SonKnuck:(Almost to end of game) Guys? All but SonKnuck and God:What? SonKnuck:Something weird just happened. I was in one of the levels, ,when I boomed into the last boss! I think God had something to do with it! God:Indeed I did. But, I gotta go to heaven, so I can kill some evil peaple... (God flies away) All:Bye God! Nice seeing ya! Riochet:Will I go to hell? God: Probly not. Riochet:WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! SonKnuck:Guys! I beat the last level!!! All but SonKnuck:YAY!!!!! (All of a sudden SonKnuck comes out of the game) All but SonKnuck:YOU'RE BACK!!!! SonKnuck:These tails will get in the way though... Gods' Voice:Leave that to me! (SonKnucks' tails are suddenly gone) SonKnuck Thier're gone!!! :::We now go to the Bad Guy Base::: AJ:We gotta get Andre out of hell! SaMaNtHa:Y,g ;dfk 'l'dlf lks;kf lfk;sf LKJJHG!!!!! (Trans:Yeah, and I'll starved for PIE!!!!!!!!!!) Hougan:WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ccccccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn'tttttttt yyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy iii- iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttt? (Trans:Why can't you buy it?) SaMaNtHa:jb gflkdf gdkg gkldf;lkg gkd;fgk dlfkg'kdg;kmsdf!! (Trans:Because I don't have any money!!) All but SaMaNtHa:Oh. AJ:Like I was saying, we gotta get get Andre outta hell, like a...Bat...Outta...Hell... All but AJ:OHNO!! Narrator:Now that we have SonKnuck out of the fangame, what trouble will our heroes be in? What is AJs' new master plan to get Andre out of hell? All this and more on Riochets' next fanfic, entitiled: Bat Outta Hell! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!