Author Subject Rusty M Proto Newbie posts: 41 (10/29/00 2:10:23 pm) Reply My MiST so far.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a not-too-distant planet, Mobius of South Island, Dr. Eggman has kept TPCG in pain, And had done it for quite some time. But now with the Egg Carrier all blown up, His worst enemy, Sonic has seen enough. So he sent him packing to a planet called Earth! (Eggman-I'll be back!) "I'll send TPCG cheesy FANFICS, The worst that I can find. (Lalala) They'll have to sit and watch 'em all So I can monitor their minds! (Lalala) STARRING.... SHORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!-Halo everybody! Now keep in mind Shorty can't control Which FANFIC he'll send him next. (Lalala) He'll try to keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL..... RIOCHEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!-Sonic Plushies at Denny's for everyone! RRUUSSTTY MMMMMMMM!!!!!!-Let's rock! LLLIIILLL HHHEEEEEDDDDGGGGIIIIEEEE-hey! If you're wondering how he is so bored and sad And other pointless facts. (Lalala) Repeat to yourself "It's only a show" And then you can relax! for Mystery Sonic Theater 3000! >>Sonic the Hedgehog--Blood and Metal >by FoxFire Studios Rusty: Formerly Morons Inc. >>Sonic the Hedgehog and all related characters are (c) Sega of America. Shorty: The fanfic's got one credit part right. > avey Crockett (All burst out laughing) Rusty: Jeez, is the author an idiot or something? LH: Possibly yes, if he named his character after a tall tale hero. >>character and Blood and Metal story line is (c) 1995 David Gonterman. Shorty: aka Davey Rio: I suspect the author's potraying Davey C. Rusty: Betcha 5 bucks you're right. Rio: you're on! >Background Notes: (all sigh) >>This story occurs after Shorty: I went to the bathroom. >the second season of the STH Saturday morning >series, with some extra stuff from the comic books thrown in: Rusty: If I find any inaccuracies on SatAM and Archie, I will be all over him, man! >The year is 3237 on Mobius, for all you AOL users keeping track. LH: Um, sorry, We lost track! >Robotnik's off the >planet [Mobius] for the moment, l eaving Snively in charge with >Mecha-Sonic. Shorty: Sonknuck's sleeping in his room so I'll say it for him: Pffh, yeah right. >Princess Sally has acquired Sonic's speed from the Doomsday >Stones. Rio: Yeah, sure she did. Rusty: That is total bulls__t! She, or anyone else couldn't get Sonic's speed from some magic stones. >Amy Rose (from Sonic CD) Rio: Lord God NO! The ugly horror! NOO! Shorty: We want Amy in her SA format, fanfic! >has moved to Knothole to be with her >hero, sonic, but is fostering a friendship with Tails! Rio: Oh God. >Knuckles is still Knuckl es. LH: Ok, fanfic, whoever said he changed? >Meanwhile, King Acorn is still exiled on the other side of the >void--on planet Earth! He has heard of the unrequited heroism of Davey >Crockett Rio: Man, those are big words. I'm starting to get a migraine. Rusty: Well, he should show a little more 'unrequited heroism' and write better fanfics! >(Read the Piasa Story included) Shorty: Why? >and got an idea: He'll replace avey's lost arm with a robot one and send him to Mobius to deliver a >message to Princess Sally. Rio: And how will this help now? >We join the story at this scene. LH: On second thought, let's not. >Zone One--Act One: Shorty: Has this become a SegaSonic fanfic all of a sudden? >> The glass tube slides down around the Roboticizer, with a young human >without a left arm seated inside. Rusty: I found error #1: The roboticizer is built for Mobians, not humans. LH: But what if the king changed the species settings? Rusty: Listen, LH. A. There are no damn species settings! B. King Acorn is senile. C. It won't work whatsoever. Period! >> A gas mask giving nitrous oxide is >strapped over his face. When the tube snaps into place, a heads-up >display gives a readout over the glass: Rio: Your burrito is ready. >Subject: Davey Crockett >Operation: Replace Left Arm >Est. Robotization: 12% >Ready to Proceed--Press Any Key. >A squirrel dressed in a military dress and wearing a crown stands >before Davey, carrying a Shorty: Tub of cream cheese. > hand-held touch screen. "It appears that you >haven't woke up from your . . . accident, Rusty: Forgot for a sec, I was going to say erection, but... >in over a month, Dave," LH: Your contacts will be ready. >the >squirrel says. Shorty: Jump up and down and yell WOOOOBOOOOGIE!!!! >"It appears that you don't want to wake up, do you? Shorty: That's right! (curls up in movie seat) >Can't say that I blame you, Rusty: (stuttering) I-I-I (Rio hits Rusty on shoulder) Rusty: blame you. (grabs shoulder) Ow. Rio, go a little easier next time, huh? >after what happened with that Piasa Bird. You saved >your city, only to be shot at Rio: With a potato gun! Rusty: Hugbees! I love potato guns! >for thanks! And over something your >ancestors did to boot! I can see why you don't want to return to your world, my friend, but maybe I can entice you with something more." LH: A little bit of porno in your lap? Rusty: (singing)A little bit of corn right in your cap, a little bit of my daughter while you nap, A little- All except Rusty and Shorty: RUSTY!!!! Rusty: I went too far again didn't I? (All except Rusty and Shorty nod) Rusty: Damnit! > He >gave the Roboticizer the go-ahead. Rio: Ok, Roboticizer, go-ahead. your turn. >Two robot claws sprouted out from above, Rusty: and tore Davey up, letting him bleed for hours, and he died. The end. > one was carrying a robotic >left arm, the other clamped down on what's left of the left shoulder. LH: (covers her eyes) Ew, Gory! Rusty: Girls. Always so scared of the littlest things, right Rio. Rio? (turns around to see him behind his chair) Rusty: Rio, you little chicken, get back in your seat! >>Blue lightning courses through Davey's body, Rio: Courses through his body? That made no damn sense whatsoever! > causing his eyes and >head to twitch. It was as is he was having a nightmare. When the claws >snapped the robot arm into place, Davey's eyes snapped open. >>He found himself seated inside a tube that was now rising into the >ceiling. On the outside stood Rusty: Pamela Anderson Lee in the nude. >a regally dressed squirrel. "Welcome back All except Shorty: (singing) Welcome back, welcome back, welcome BACK!!! >to the land of the living, Mr. Crockett. Don't be alarmed. Rio: I have tons of cookies in the drawer if you're hungry. >You just got LH: mail! >your arm back, although it's a robo tic one. No hard feelings?" avey looks to his left. Rusty: Uh, don't mind the dishes over there, I literally live out of my lab. > Where a bleeding stump over a grossly >removed left arm LH: (sticks tongue out) Yuck! was is now a gleaming metal tube, hinged at the middle. Rusty: 'was is now'? Can't this guy speak freakin' English?? >At the shoulder, a grooved ball connects the arm to the shoulder, which >has a grafting of flesh and metal. At t he far end was a fully articulate >hand. Davey spent some time trying it out before he gave his verdict: Rio: I don't like the design or the color. >"Groovy!" LH: Ok, so he's a hippie. Rio: and a good hippie was he. >Zone 1--Act Two: > The squirrel introduces himself as King Acorn, monarch of a planet >known as Mobius. "You've probably heard of a game called 'Sonic the >Hedgehog,' haven't you, Davey?" Rio: Hasn't everyone? > "I've played and beaten all the games, sir. I've even seen the comic >book and both cartoon shows." LH: Shouldn't there be three shows now? > "Good, then all this will be review for you. Allow me to use your >arm for a moment, please." Rusty: I want to make a phone call. >>King Acorn pushed a few buttons on Davey's robotic forearm and >>a holographic projector popped up. Rio: I just want to watch MTV. Rusty: (singing) I want my, I want my, I want my MTV... >"What you were in when you came to was the original design of the >infamous Roboticizer. It was built by one of our inventors named Charles >Hedgehog for needs like your own: Limb replacements, birth defect >removals, medical repairs, and so on. Rusty: Like we really need a scientific explanation to try and impress us. > The Roboticizer was celebrated as >our greatest advancement in Mobian science, and it earned Charles his >knighthood. But that was before . . ." LH: He declared his bisexuality. >>"That was before Doctor Ivo Robotnik." > "You're a quick study, young man. I knew Doctor Robotnik before as >Julian, the captain of our robotic guard, or Swatbots as we call them, >until he staged a military coup over me. Rusty: Is he givin' him a history lesson? >>He threw me into a dimensional >portal to God knows where--I eventually ended up in your world--started >to turn Mobius' citizens into robotic slaves with the Roboticizer, make >more pollution in his time as dictator than your entire history put >together Rio: Including Sadam Hussan? LH: In this case, yes. Rusty: Don't worry, I can change. >. . . well, you know the rest." LH: Uh, No I don't. >> "Including the fact that there is an underground freedom force on your planet Rusty: Found another damn error. There are several freedom fighting forces on Mobius, not like the one mentioned. >led by your daughter, Princess Sally. That team includes >Sonic the Hedgehog . . ." > "The fastest mammal on two legs and Sega's multimedia starlet. I >know. Rio: And who the hell's talking now? >Now you know how I got into your world in general and your life in >particular. Now I'm going to tell you why." LH: You were casted in this crappy fanfic. That's what I have so far. Tell me what yas think. Rusty M