This week on Mystery Sonic Theatre 3000, tragity, horror,
 pain and touture... or.. not.
ROLL CALL
Sonique:  President and only member of the Snively 
              fan club!
Shorty:  President of the Anti - Snively fan club!
Ami:  My Kefka will kick your butt!
Rlan:  I have returned.
And other crap like that  
(lalala)
Repeat to yourself, 'Physics is a lot like going to the 
bathroom.  You sit and wait for something to come out.'
Then you can relax
For Mystery Sonic Theatre 3000!
Ami:  So, what's on today?
Rlan:  I heard it's called Freedom Fighter's Fight
Sonique:  Pfff, that's orginal.
Shorty:  Here we go!
>Freedom Fighter's Fight 
All:  DUN DUN DUUUUUNN!
>One day in Knothole village, Sonic thought about going to Robotnik's 
>city to study it. 
Shorty:  But then decided against it and instead ate 
             chili dogs all day.  The end.
>Sonic, Tails, Sally and Rotor were going to go there. 
Rlan:  But then they decided against it and went to Butt-hole 
         Village instead.
All stare at Rlan.
Rlan:  Just.. saying...
>They planned to destroy it and robots if there 
>still were robots. 
Ami:  Can this guy speak English or what?
>They left Bunnie and Antoine behind to guard Knothole. 
>So Sonic waited for a
>power ring to come up and out of the power ring pool. 
>Soon they were on 
>their way!  
Sonique:  WHOO HOO!
>They saw Nack the weasel on their way and he was pretty easy to 
>defeat him since it was four against one. Once they got him back in 
>jail, they continued their journey. 
Ami:  That was it??
>They walked closer and closer to 
>the city. But they slowed down to see that a wounded hedgehog was dying
>on the road. 
Shorty:  <Wounded hedgehog> I am the lizard king!
>Sonic and Tails raced over to see Anthony the hedgehog 
>lying on the road. 
All:  Who???
>Sonic picked him up and raced back to Knothole. He 
>gave him to Dr. Quack and Anthony said, "Robotnik did this. 
Rlan:  <Anthony>  He stole my pokedot underwear, damn it!
>He's coming
Sonique:  <Anthony> To take me away, hahahehehoho!
>to Knothole. And he's going to kill Sonic and everyone else." 
>"Robotnik! I should have known it from the start! 
Ami:  And who is talking now?
>But I killed him!" 
Ami:  Ahh, now I know.  It must be Sally.
>How did he get back alive?"
>"One of his robots brought him back with a machine."
Sonique:  Sonknuck's not here so I'll say it.  Pff, yeah right.
>"How?" 
Shorty:  How?  Who?  What?  Where?  When?  
             And sometimes why?
>"It was programmed to bring back anyone who got in it." 
Ami:  So, how did he get in?
>"Thanks, Anthony, that's all I need to know. Quack, fix up this 
>injured hedgehog
Sonique:  <Quack>  Fix your own damn hedgehog, hedgehog!
>while I go kill 'Buttnik once more and destroy his 
>machine and all the robots." Sonic said, "Tails, come with me. 
>We can't
>keep Sally and Rotor waiting." 
Rlan:  <Sonic>Especially Sally since it is that time for her.
>"So come on!" They ran back to Sally and Rotor. "Sorry we kept you 
>waiting." 
Rlan:  <Sally>  I'll kill you!  Oh, sorry, it's that time for me.
>"That's okay, Sonic. Anthony told us a long story and 
>I know how to
>get rid of this nonsense." 
Sonique:  With Toilet Duck!
>"Nonsense? What do you mean nonsense? Robotnik; 
Ami:  Um, I don't think 'Robotnik' qualifies itself as a 
         whole sentence.
>he's back alive by a 
>machine a robot built that brings someone back to life!"
>"Wow!" said Sally. "I'd bet Nicole's gots some info 
Shorty:  Good ol' Nicole.  She's always gots some!
>about this 
>machine. Uh, Nicole, all info on the dead to alive machine." 
Sonique:  I can't believe this show.  The dead to alive machine?
>"Scanning, Sally- The dead to alive machine is 99,000000 years old. 
All stare at each other in bewilderment of this stupid show.
>It was made in the Stone Age when Robotnik's great ancestors 
>lived. He 
>died like Robotnik and his name was Stonenik. 
Sonique:  Oh, puh-lease!  Could this show be any more gay?
Shorty:  Fock, dude, this is worse than Sonic_fan.
Rlan:  And you don't get much worse than Sonic_fan.
>All info on the dead to alive machine. 
>"Well, Sonic?" 
Ami:  <Sonic>  Let's have sex!
>"Great, now let's go."
>"Okay." So they went to the city to where Robotnik once was situated. S
Shorty:  'S' to you to!
>Sonic ran to Robotnik and said, "I'll kill you until you're dead!" 
Sonique:  How do you kill someone until they're dead?  
              Wouldn't they all ready be dead if they were killed?
>"Oh, is that so, hedgehog?" 
>"Yep, and it's marked all over you!"
Rlan:  <Sonic> Oh, wait, those are herpes.  My bad.
>"Okay, we'll just have to see about that!" Sonic ran even closer and 
>tripped. The power ring flew towards Robotnik!
> Then out of nowhere, 
>Rotor jumped in front of Robotnik and caught it! 
Ami:  <sarcatically>  Wow!  Those exclaimation marks 
         sure make this exciting!
Sonique: Yeah!
Rlan:  Too right!
Shorty:  FOCK!
>Sonic got up and said, 
Shorty:  <Sonic>  I see Londen, I see France, I see Robotnik's underpants.
>"Great shot! Tails, spin your tails in a fast circle and
> trim 'Buttnik's
>mustache." 
>Tails did and Sonic started laughing. "Nice tails! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Rlan: And Robotnik did nothing while this was going on because....?
>Rotor used the ring. Robotnik flew up in the air and glowed. Then he 
>disappeared and disintegrated. 
Sonique:  I think we skipped a few parts.
>They went back to Knothole and Rotor was
>the Freedom Fighter of the day; orders by Uncle Chuck. 
Ami:  'Orders by Uncle Chuck.'  There's a full sentence for ya.
>Chuck and Sonic 
>were happy because Rotor studied it. 
Shorty:  Why did that make them happy?
>And Rotor told everyone to come to
>the center of Knothole. He put the ring on Chuck and he was 
>deroboticized. 
All:  PPPFFFF!  YEAH RIGHT!
>Everyone cheered!
>> THE END 
Shorty:  Everyone cheered because the show is over.
Sonique:  That was the worst t.v. show I've ever seen.
Ami:  My first and the worst.
Rlan:  Now let's all go and watch Rocket Power on TV.
All:  We are riders
       On a mission....