STARRING: SHORTYYYYYY!: Hoity Toity! He'll try and keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL SONIQUE!: Vote no on Sonic Underground! Mecha Tails!: Thanks you, I am humble. SoooooKnuck!: That's Mr. SonKnuck to you. And other pointless facts (lalala) Repeat to your self 'Wibble is a fun thing to say.', And then you can relax! For Mystery Sonic Theatre 3000! Sonique: I've never done this before, what do I do? Shorty: Just make fun of the cheesey shows. Sonique: Gotcha! SonKnuck: What are we viewing today? >Bunnie's Bad Day Shorty: Here we go. >"Aunt Bunnie! Aunt Bunnie!" >Bunnie was sitting in her hut, writing. Mecha Tails: So, her hut's name is writing? >She heard Tails call her and >she went to look out her window. "What is it, Tails?" Sonique: Can't you see I'm busy in my hut name writing? >"Rotor needs your help! Shorty: He got stuck in his zipper again! >He said he needed to lift something heavy in >his workshop, and he wanted me to get you. SonKnuck: And no, it's not that heavy thing you sick weirdo. >"Be right there, sugar!" Bunnie smiled, and went outside. Sonique: And said good bye to her hut name writing. >Inside Rotor's workshop, Sonic, Antoine, Dulcy, and Sally were >awaiting Bunnie's arrival. >Bunnie opened the door to Rotor's workshop and Shorty: Blew up! >stepped in. All was >quiet. Sonique: Hey, I can be louder if you like. >Bunnie turned to ask Tails if he'd seen anything, but he had >disappeared. She stepped in further. >"Rotor?...Tails?...Are y'all in here?" Mecah Tails: Yeah, all's here, but he's being too quiet. >"SURPRISE!!!" >Bunnie was shocked. Sonique: The heck you say. >Sonic came up to her and put his hand on her robotic shoulder. Shorty: Wanna f*ck? >"Happy Birthday Bunnie!" >"My stars! I thought everyone forgot about it!" Bunnie exclaimed. >"How could we forget your Sweet Sixteen?" Sally smiled. SonKnuck: Why is sweet sixteen capitalized? >"I have made you a cake, Bun-nie. It ees zee famous "Cake de Antoine"! >Antoine grinned. Mecha Tails: Who's Bun-nie? >Bunnie began to cry. Sonique: C'mon, Bunnie, this show isn't that bad. >"I can't believe y'all went to this trouble!" >"Don't cry!" Dulcy exclaimed, "We haven't even opened the presents!" SonKnuck: Then we'll really see some tears flow. >"Sorry." Bunnie sniffled. Tails came up to Bunnie and handed her a >good sized box. Sonique: Good size? What the hell is that supposed to mean? >"Open mine first!" Tails barked happily. Sonique: Okay, aparently Tails is a dog now. >"Sure thing, sugar!" Bunnie said as she started to open it. Inside the >box she found a device. Shorty: Gee, that's really specific. >"It's a journal, Aunt Bunnie," Tails explained, Shorty: I knew that. >"Now you don't have >to write with a pen. All you have to do is talk to it and it > prints out what >you say!" Mecha Tails: Just be sure you talk loud enough for us to hear. >"Why, Tails, hon! How'd you make this?" Bunnie wondered. >"Aunt Sally's been teaching me some things." he smiled. >"Hey, Bunnie! Open my present next!" Sonic interrupted. Sonique: Are you sure he didn't bark? >"Okay, sugarhog." Bunnie grinned as she teared the paper off of the >flat object. SonKnuck: Quit playing with my... Sonique: Let's not go there, SonKnuck. >Inside was a beautiful painting of all the Knothole Freedom >Fighters, clustered by the sliding tree. Shorty: Since when does Sonic paint? >"Why, Sonic! This is beautiful!" >"I do have other occupations other than being a Freedom Fighter." the >blue hedgehog grinned. Sonique: Want to see my booger collection? >She opened Dulcy's next. It was a display of her first expedition >when she was twelve. Mecha Tails: Whatever the hell that means. >"Thank you Dulcy!" exclaimed Bunnie. >"No problem." the dragon said, flapping her wings. Shorty: And accidentally flying into the air and landing on Bunnie ending this stupid episode. >Sally stood up. "This next present is from Rotor and me." she said as >she handed a small box to the cybunny. Sonique: What the hell is a cybunny? >Inside the box was a replica of Nicole. SonKnuck: Pfff. Yeah right. >"Her name is Sarah. Shorty: Let's do Sarah! All: Sarah Sarah bo Barah bannanafanna fo Farah me mi mo Marah! Sarah! >She has many of the programs Nicole has, plus Sonique: She can go to the bathroom! >a >few more. She talks in English' too...Try her out!" Rotor smiled. >"Gosh...what should I ask?" Bunnie whispered. Shorty: Ask her why this show was ever written. >"Ask her to display a picture of Robotropolis." Dulcy replied. Sonique: I all ready painted a picture of that actually. >"Sarah, I'd like to see a display of Robotropolis." Mecha Tails: Hell no lady, get your own damn display. >In a voice not as low as Nicole's, she spoke. "One moment, Bunnie." >Suddenly a display of Robotnik's paradise was shown. >"Oooh...I could get to like this!" Bunnie giggled. Sonique: Can she help me masturbate? >"It also has a telecommunicator. This way, if we need to go on a >mission together, we can still keep in contact." Sally smiled. >Last was Antoine. Mecha Tails: He's always last. >"Ta-dah! Shorty: Windowos is now starting! >Zees is a copy of zee recipe book handed >down in my familee. I want vou to have eet!" SonKnuck: Thanks but who's vou? >"Antoine...I don't know what to say..." the rabbit smiled and went up >to Antoine and kissed him on the cheek. He blushed. Shorty: Because he had farted. >"Oooh! Well! Would you like a copy as well, my preencess?" Antoine >grinned hopefully towards Sally. >"Maybe another time Antoine." she rolled her eyes. >After everyone was finished they ate Antoine's cake. SonKnuck: And then, threw it back up cause he can't cook. >They danced and >sang songs sung by the citizens of Mobotropolis many years before. Sonique: So they had a time machine? >Pretty soon, everyone was in his or her own hut and fast asleep. >Night had seemed to have come much faster when they were having fun. Mecha Tails: Well DUH! >Bunnie was awoken by the cooing of the messenger bird, summoned by >Uncle Chuck. She called for the bird and it landed on her windowsill. She >opened the container on it's leg and read the note. Sonique: Tell writing and Bun-nie I say hi. >"Oh my stars!" she gasped. >Bunnie ran over to Sally's bed. SonKnuck: Are they in the same hut? >"Wake up, Sally-girl!" the rabbit exclaimed as she >lightly tapped the >sleeping princess' shoulder. >Sally was up in a second. "Bunnie, what's wrong?" Bunnie handed her >the note. >Sally's eyes fled over the paper. >"Oh my gosh!" Sally gasped. Shorty: Remember us, the readers? Can we see? >She and Bunnie then got dressed Sonique: They were naked? >and ran >to Sonic's hut. Bunnie decided to take Sarah with her. > A groggy hedgehog >opened the hut's door. Mecha Tails: Sonic's not here, go home. >"Sonic!" Bunnie cried, "Robotnik wants to make me his queen!" >Sonic lit up. "WHAT?!" >"Uncle Chuck just sent us this letter, it explains everything." Sally >told him. >"Why Bunnie?" Shorty: She's ugly as.. oh sorry Bunnie. >"I don't know... >Suddenly Bunnie's legs and arm emitted a soft yellow glow. SonKnuck: Sorry! Must have been that cake, it gave me some bad gas. >"Wh-what's happening to me?" Bunnie cried. It was > then when she ran >out of the hut towards the meadow. >Sonic and Sally ran after her. Sonique: But then accidentally tripped into a bottomless pit, the end. >"Bunnie!" Sonic yelled. >"Help me Sally! Mecha Tails singing: Help me Sally, help help me Sally. >I can't control my legs!" she wailed. >Sonic had caught up next to Bunnie and would've grabbed her >, but he >remembered that her robotic parts gave her > the strength she had, and Sonic >didn't want to mess with that power. Sonique: So he decided to let her just run off to what would more than likely be her doom. >"What could be causing this, Sal?" Sonic asked. >"Maybe, when the roboticization process took place, a homing device >was planted in Bunnie. It didn't function until now, when > Robotnik wanted >her." Sally explained. SonKnuck: Pfff, yeah right. >"So, you're sayin' that ol' Bullethead planted something in Bunnie?" >Sonic translated. Shorty: Shut up, blue boy! >"Exactly." >"Then how do we get rid of it?" Sonic questioned. Sonique: We play the Sonic Underground theme with our armpits! All stare at Sonique. Sonique: What now? >"I don't know. One thing I do know, is that we should > see Uncle Chuck >as soon as we can. He'd know more about this than we do." Sally replied. >"But what about Bunnie?" SonKnuck: Bun-who-now? >"We'll let her go into Robotnik's domain, and I'm sure that's where >she's headed, and we'll have her play robot with Robotnik himself Sonique: Y'know what, Sally, let's not go there. >and then we'll take her off." Sonique: DAMN IT SALLY! I said let's not go there. >"Just hope he doesn't do a brainscan, Sal." >"That's what I hope." Sally then yelled towards Bunnie, "Bunnie! >We're letting you go to Robotnik. You'll be safe, don't worry. Shorty: The least he'll do is kill you slowly and painfully and you'll end up in the firey depts of hell so don't worry. >Anyway he want's you there. SonKnuck: Wait, wait. Does that mean want is or want has? >What I want you to do though is to keep contact with us >through Sarah, but you have to act as if you're under mind control with >Robotnik You've got it?" Mecha Tails: I think there should have been a period in there somewhere. >"I'll try Sally-girl. Just promise y'all will bring me back soon." >Bunnie told the two as she ran towards Robotropolis. Shorty: MUAHAHAH! Sucker! >"Freedom Fighter's Honor, Bunnie!" Sonic grinned. >"We'll be back Bunnie! I Promise." Sally reassured her, and with that, >Sonic and Sally headed off to Uncle Chuck. Sonique: Which was ironically in the same direction Bunnie was headed. * * * Shroty: Nice effects. >"So, do you know anything on this, Sir Charles?" Sally asked, politely. Mecha Tails: Oh puh-lease. >"Why, yes. I remember, before Sonic brought me to reality, an urge to >take me back to Robotropolis whenever I had strayed. Especially >that time I >tried to kidnap Antoine and little Tails, Sonique: Who's a dog in this show. >it was really strong then. Let me >run a certain program I created on installations and > programmings of the >roboticization process. SonKnuck: Pfff! Yeah right. >I wrote everything that could possibly happen when an >individual is being roboticized." Uncle Chuck then proceeded to > tap around >the keyboard for a second before finding what he needed. A big > display was >shown on the monitor. Shorty: Of a girl with big boobs. >"Whoa! Mondo complicated, Unc!" Sonic exclaimed. Sonique: The anatomy of women usually is. >"Entirely, but this is what we need to know." Uncle Chuck explained. Mecha Tails: Here is the clitoris. Sonique: Can we not go there? Mecha Tails: You brought it up. Sonique: No I didn't, Shorty did! Shorty and SonKnuck: SHHH! >Sally ripped out Nicole SonKnuck: Gee, that's not very nice, Sally. >and had her copy the entire file. Mecha Tails: So she wouldn't forget what a clitoris was. >"File copy completed, Sally." she said. Mecha Tails: The clitoris said that? Sonique: Will you forget the damn clitoris! >"I'll try to find out more about Robotnik's plans, >but now I have to >get back to my station. They'll suspect of something if > I'm not there." Shorty: And we don't want them suspecting of something! >Uncle Chuck turned to his nephew, "I love you,Sonic." >"I love you too, Unc... All: AWWWWWWW. >C'mon, Sal'! It's time to get loose and juice." >"Bye, Uncle Chuck. Thank you." Sally smiled as she hopped in Sonic's >arms. In a half-second they were out of there. * * * Shorty: Yes, nice effects indeed. >"Ah..." sighed Robotnik, "It worked." SonKnuck: I've successfully changed myself into a woman!.. Now why did I want to do this again? >Bunnie droned her voice and stared into > nothingness. "Awaiting orders, sir." >"I will not be giving you any orders, my dear girl. >You...will be my queen." >Bunnie cringed on the inside upon the thought of > having to live with >Robotnik the rest of her life. Sonique: But then thought, what the hey! At least I'll get laid more often. >Snively spoke up. Mecha Tails: Or is that Snively threw up after eating Antoine's cake? >"Sir, shall I do a brainscan on her?" Shorty: She needs a brain to... oh, he means Bunnie. I thought he meant the writer. >"No need Snively, the device has done it's job. Take her to the >holding cell. There we will have her spruced up." Robotnik explained. SonKnuck: And then will you get this horrible wart of my foot? >"Contacting Escort, sir." replied Snively. SonKnuck: Why is escort capitalized? >"Good," thought Bunnie, "They think I'm brainwashed. Sally will be >glad to hear that." Shorty: That you're brainwashed? >Two Swat-bots then picked up Bunnie by the arms and took her to her >cell. >* * * >Sonic reached the main entrance to the Death Egg in about three >seconds. Sonique: How did the Death Egg get into this? >Sally let go of Sonic's shoulders and messed with the control panel >located to the side of the door. In a minute the doors opened. >Sonic grabbed >Sally and rushed into an open air vent. SonKnuck: You mean there were no guards at all? >Soon they found themselves over the holding cells. Shorty: That easily? >Sally removed the >vent cover and jumped inside an empty cell. With the >door open, they began >their search for their friend. Sonique: Oh, friend, that must be Snively. Shorty: Yeah, probably. >* * * >Back at Knothole, Rotor was becoming restless. Mecha Tails: Because he got caught in his zipper again. >"Dulcy, where could they be?" he asked the dragon. >"Beats me, Rotor, but as long as Sonic's with them I wouldn't count >on any trouble." >"I zeenk they abandoned us!" Antoine exclaimed. Sonique: You always zeenk too much! >"Get real, Tony!" Dulcy scolded. >"I wish Sonic had told me about it, I would've gone." Tails muttered. >"C'mon Tails, I'll play air tag with ya!" Dulcy tried to cheer up the >little cub. Sonique: Okay, so now he's a cub? A cub is a bear so, which is it? Dog, fox or bear??? >"Okay." he said, and he and Dulcy flew off. >* * * >Inside her holding cell, Bunnie was being dressed by Swat-bots into a >very ugly red, yellow, and black dress. Shorty: For a wedding?? >The bots were finally finished with >her preparations and left the cell. Bunnie waited a good minute or two to >pick up Sarah. SonKnuck: Hey, Sarah.. how's about you and me.. oh, it's not that kind of pick up. >"Sarah, locate Sally and link up the communication mode." Bunnie >whispered. >"Locating...individual found. Setting up communication." droned Sarah. >Sonic and Sally were passing the western cell blocks when Sally >received the message. >"Bunnie! Are you alright?" exclaimed Sally. >"Couldn't be better Sally-girl. Sonique: Yeah she couldn't be better and she's about to marry Robtonik >It's just this dress looks >disgusting!" Bunnie replied. >"I must admit, Robotnik does have bad taste!" Sonic intervened. SonKnuck: You're supposed to say 'I must admit' when you're about to say something good about the person, DUH! >Bunnie heard the hedgehog. "Hiya sugarhog!" >"Hang in there Bunnie, we're almost there." >"Okay--Oh my stars! Sonique: They killed Kenny! All: YOU BASTARDS!! >Someone's coming." Bunnie gasped. Shorty: It better be that pizza. I called over an hour ago! >The transmission was lost. >"Sonic, we've got to do something." Sally persisted. >"Wait a Sonic Second..." Sonic thought for a >moment, "...Yeah! C'mon Sal, we're outta here." >"Where are we going?" Sally questioned. >"Trust me." was all that Sonic said. >"I hate it when you say that..." Sonique: Gee, never heard that before. >* * * SonKnuck: WHOO HOO! >"Ah, my queen." Robotnik said as he watched Bunnie standing there >holding Sarah, "You've duped us all." Sonique: That's Bunnie. One hell of a duper! >"I wonder why it was so easy, you cottonball!" Bunnie snapped. >"Oh but it wasn't...for you see, " he paused dramatically, MechaTails: The suspence is killing me... "I heard your whole conversation with the Princess." SonKnuck: Why is princess capitalized? >"How?" Shorty: With his ears, DUH! >"You didn't think I wasn't cautious, did you? All: No! >You see, all the cells >are built with tiny microphones installed in the walls. That way, >no prisoner >can plan their escapes out loud." SonKnuck: Pfff, yeah right. >"What if they don't talk?" >"That's what these are for." Robotnik said, pointing to a >surveillance orb floating above him. MechaTails: How is it gonna help if it tapes him? "You're gonna pay for this Robotnik!" Bunnie threatened >"I don't see how. I can only wonder why your little friends' > haven't arrived yet. Have they >abandoned you?" >"In your dreams, butterball." >Robotnik turned to his two Swat-bots. Shorty: I love you guys. >"Take her away." >* * * Sonique: Nifty. >Sonic arrived at Knothole in three seconds. SonKnuck: I said it before, I'll say it again. Pff, yeah right. Even Sonic can't do it that fast. >He then proceeded to tell the Freedom Fighters Sonique: That wibble is a fun thing to say. >what had happened to Bunnie. >"That's horrible! Not even a day after her birthday and she's being >tortured." cried Rotor. >"I'll come with you Sonic, you might need my help." Dulcy said. >"I'm coming too!" barked Tails. Sonique: Again with the barking. Doesn't this person know Tails is not a dog??! Shorty: Easy Sonique. >Sally began to hesitate but quickly realized that >Tails was now one of the Freedom Fighters. >Officially. SonKnuck: Officially.' There's a full sentence. >"Dulcy, you take Sally and Tails. Rotor, I'm gonna need your help." >"Whatever you say Sonic." Rotor smiled. >* * * MechaTails: Oooohhh. Ahhhhh. >Back in the Death Egg, Robotnik's Swat-bots were >leading Bunnie to >the Roboticizer. All: DUN DUN DUUUNN! >"Let me go, you wire-brains!" Bunnie struggled. >Suddenly Sonic burst into the room with Rotor on his shoulder. Sonique: That's gotta hurt. >"HEDGEHOG PRIORITY ONE! HEDGEHOG PRIORITY ONE!" > droned the Swat-bots >and dropped Bunnie on the floor. Rotor ran and picked her up. Shorty: Pfff, yeah right. SonKnuck: Hey! That's my line! >"Nice dress, Bunnie." Rotor smirked. >"Can it!" Sonique: Can the dress? Why? >Ten more bots filled the room and began to chase after Sonic. Shorty: I'm beginning to feel like I'm in a Sonic_Fan show again. >Sonic's plan was to lead the bot patrol to outside towards Dulcy > where she would >blast them away with a breath of fire. Rotor's job was > to take a dummy of >Bunnie, place it in the Roboticizer, and activate it. MechaTails: And Robotnik won't notice him activating the roboticizer because..? >Bunnie quickly got out of her dress and put it on the dummy. Shorty: YEAH! Take it off, baby! >"Robotnik's really gonna be steamed when he finds this in my place!" >Bunnie smiled. >"Ol' chrome dome won't know the difference until he comes >in to check >on you." Rotor explained. Sonique: Well, DUH! >Bunnie paused as Rotor pushed some buttons on the >Roboticizer, "Say, >sugar, who's plan was this anyway?" >"Tails'." replied Rotor. >Bunnie smiled. "He's all grown up, isn't he?" Shorty: Except for... down there anyway. >* * * SonKnuck: Now it's getting old. >Outside Dulcy was finishing off the remainder of the bot patrol. >Tails and Sally were working on destroying the power generator. MechaTails: Because of what reason? >"We need to shut it down, then Dulcy can destroy it." Sally told >Tails as he stood next to the grid-interlock. >Tails then set to finding the password to shut down the system. >"Got it, Aunt Sally!" barked Tails, proudly. Sonique: I'm gonna scream! Shorty: Down girl! Down! >"Good job honey! This should shut down Robotnik >for a few days!" >Sally smiled. >* * * SonKnuck: Kill me. >The Roboticizer remained on-line, due to a back-up generator. MechaTails: Oh yeah right. >Inside, the dummie Sonique: Oh, so it's a dummie now. >was ready and roboticized. Bunnie and Rotor had already left when >Robotnik showed up. >"Ah, I see we're--" Robotnik gasped, "Where in the-? >SECURITY! Search >the area! I want that girl!" Shorty: I want to f*ck her upside down and inside out. Sonique: Ewwww. >Robotnik stood there, steaming, "When I do find >her, she'll pay greatly before I roboticize her..." >* * * All: DOOOHH! >As Rotor and Bunnie were escaping, Rotor decided ask Bunnie some things. >"Do you have any idea why he wanted you as a queen?" he asked. >"I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with my strength. Shorty: Or my clitoris. Sonique: I said stop with that. >Either that, or he would have tried to emotionally scar Sally." Sonique: How could that scar her unless she's in love with Robotnik.. or Bunnie. >"Good point. Man, Robotnik sure pick the wrong rabbit to mess with!" >smiled Rotor. >"Sugar, I bet you say that to all the girls!" Bunnie blushed. >Soon they were outside and Sally ran up to her best friend. Shorty: Her best friend Samuel who has returned form the dead. >"Bunnie! I'm so glad you're okay!" Sally smiled and gave Bunnie a hug. >Suddenly swarms of bots surrounded everyone. >"Oh no!" gasped Tails. MechaTails: Sure he didn't bark or maybe meow this time? >Sonic turned to his little fox friend. "Wanna help me kick some >bot-butt?" >"Yeah!" he smiled and flew into the air. SonKnuck: Good for him. >Sonic thrashed through the ground patrol, while Tails eluded the sky >patrol into running into each other, smashing them to the ground. Shorty: Now we're in a Sonic_Fan fan show. >Rotor, Sally, Bunnie and Dulcy took this time to escape. >When most of the bots had vanished, Sonic motioned for Tails to come >down and land. Doing so, Tails grabbed onto Sonic's shoulders and then they >were out of there. >* * * SonKnuck: Must control fists. >"Oh my stars, that was the most peculiar thing >that cue-ball has ever >done!" gasped Bunnie as she sat with her friends by the ring pool. >"You're right, Bunnie. I've never seen anything so stupid in my life. Shorty: Except maybe this whole damn episode. >He's got Snively, what else does he need?" Sonic grinned. SonKnuck: A clitoris? Sonique: I'm warning you... >"Taste, sugar, definately taste." >They all laughed. All: HAHAHAHAHA! >"Rotor, there's one thing I wanna ask you." smiled Bunnie,"Do you >really think that he messed with the wrong rabbit." MechaTails: Can we say the words, question mark? >"Of course." said Rotor. >"Thank you, sugar. To this cybunny, that compliment meant a lot." All: What the hell is a cybunny? >"In what way?" asked Sally. Sonique: Think about it, dumbass. >"Well, I just feel helpless and all, with me bein' partially >Roboticized. I need a good compliment every once and a while. It's weird >being different. As a matter of fact, I don't know why he didn't choose a >normal girl." replied Bunnie. >"Bunnie, you are normal. It's not your appearance that matters." >Dulcy piped in. Shorty: Oh, my God, this thing has a moral. >Bunnie paused for a moment and then looked up at Dulcy. "You're right >sugar-dragon." >"We all love ya." All: Awwwwww... >Bunnie was startled to hear this. It hadn't come from Sonic, Sally, >Rotor, Dulcy, or Tails. It had come from Sarah. MechaTails: DUN DUN DUUUUNN >"What the hoo-haw is goin on here?" >Sally giggled. "I told Nicole to make her say that!" Sonique: Why didn't you just tell Sarah to say it? >"Sally-girl! You scared the hair off me! For a second there, I >thought that Sarah here was alive!" laughed Bunnie. >All was well in Knothole. SonKnuck: Yeah, all was well.. til this thing was written. >>THE END! All: WHHOOOHOOOO MechaTails: That wasn't too bad. Sonique: Yeah, let's go. SonKnuck: Yeah, that clitoris part was funny though. Sonique: Let's not go there SonKnuck.. seriously, I'll kick your ass. SonKnuck: PFFF! Yeah right! Sonique: Hey! I can too kick your ass! MechaTails: My money's on Sonique, sorry SonKnuck. SonKnuck: Shorty, what do you think? Shorty *thinks* Fock this, I'll see you guys. *leaves* Sonique: Fock? What is Fock? SonKnuck: I think it's part of the clitoris. Sonique *runs toward SonKnuck* I'll get you!!!!!!! SonKnuck: ARUGH! *runs away* MechaTails: This i gotta see this! *runs after them*