Turn down your lights (So your roommate doesn't bitch and moan) On a not-too-distant planet, Mobius of South Island, Dr. Eggman has kept TPCG in pain, And has done it for quite some time. But now with the Egg Carrier all blown up His worst enemy, Sonic has seen enough, He saw his plans were too diverse, So he sent him packing to a planet called Earth! (Eggman-I'll be back!) "I'll send them cheesy FANFICS, The worst that I can find. (Lalala) They'll have to sit and watch 'em all So I can moniter thier minds! (Lalala)" STARRING....................... SHORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!-Rock around the clock, damn you! Now keep in mind Shorty can't control Which FANFIC he'll send him next. (Lalala) He'll try to keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDE KICK ROLL CALL................. RIOCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETT!!!!!-Munkee, is Lil a deprenada? LIQUID BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!-Formerly Dezmond Castner! MECHA TAILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!-I'll hernia you! If you're wondering how he is so bored and sad And other pointless facts. (Lalala) Repeat to yourself "Let's get'm Batman!" And then you can relax! for Mystery Sonic Theater 3000! ------------- Liqiud Blue-Yay, I'm back and kickin'! Shorty-Hey, does any one know what are Fic is today? LB-I do! But, it's so secret, I can't tell you. Riochet-Oh poo. (Riochet puts in the movie reel and all sit down) mechatails-I wonder what it is! ---- >LEGAL STUFF----------- Shorty-Oh boy. >All characters like Sonic and stuff, Riochet-Yep, good 'ol Sonic and stuff. >fetured in this >story are copyright of SEGA and Archie Comics. Other >copyrights like Beavis and Butthead and Mountain Due and >Greenday are copyrights of other companies. THe author >of this story does not intend to imply ownership of >anything or anycharacters in the following story >End of LEGA STUFF---- LB-Hey, I thought this was the end of the Legal Stuff, not "Lega stuff"! mechatails-It's a crazy world. >The epic series continues with another one of the >greatest sonic stories ever written Riochet-Oh, uh huh, I bet. LB-This sounds familier.... >SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 4 All-NOOOOOOOOOO!! Shorty-No, it can't be! Not another Sonic_Fan Fanfic!!! >Meet Dr. Quack LB-Hey Dr. Quack. >It was another day in knothole city mechatails-Because Sally got off her lazy ass and let Sonic screw her. >and like many days it was a good day. Bunnie was fixing the sproket wheels >with rotor, Riochet- Let's get it on! >Sally was organizing the freedom fighter >picnic and Sonic was jamming to Greenday in his hut. Shorty-EVIIIIIIL! >"Ah yeas a fine day indeed" thought rotor as he acidentilly >dunked a sproket in coffee and bit it "Ow" he said. LB-No duh. > >>>>>>>>>> >Robotropolis >A Wooden Shack Riochet- Let's get it on! mechatails-(Hits Riochet) Stop talking about getting it on! Riochet-Hee hee! >"Hmmm" said Roobotnik, LB- No talking in my shack, Roobotnik. > "Well Robotropolis got blown up >so we have to stay here until we can repair the city" >Then Scratch pushed a button and it launched a SWAT >missle. >"You blithirig ditiot!" said Robotnik "That was our last >missile!" Shorty-So? >"OOp heh hheh" went Scrotch LB-Look out, Robotnik and Roobotnik! Some guy named Scrotch is gonna get ya! > >>>>>>>> >Sonic's Hut mechatails-I thought Sonic is a hedgehog, not a hut. >Sonic and Tails are jamming to Greenday but Tails trips >over the CD player. mechatails-Watch out Tails! Sonic is going to call you a blithering "didiot"! Shorty-That's what Robotnik said to Scrotch. mechatails-Oh well. >"Argr" sasid Sonic "Now we have to fix it" >"I know said ails" Tails kicked the CD player "Work you >focking peice of junk!" said Tails Shorty-That just made no sence what so ever. >"You shouldn't say bad words" said Sonic ":::looks out >the window::: hey what's that" Shorty-It's my dick. All but Shorty-Eww! >JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE HUT!!!! Riochet-No "BOOOO WOOBOOGIE!" this time? LB-And I always thought he jumped through the roof of the hut, not the window. >"Sonic!!!!!!!!!" says Rotor "Look out a SWAT missle is >headed at us! ahh oh no oh no ahh ahh ahh ahhhhh!" LB-I think Rotor's a little bit scared. >"No sweat rote I beat those all the time" sonic said >cooly "I'll just do thje sonic spin and bam bam jucie >time and the missle is dead" mechatails-Uhm, you can't kill missles. >JUST THEN A SWAT MISSLE FLYS IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!! >"YAAHHHHH!!!" said Rotor >Sonic ran atround but the SWAT missle chased him around. LB- I'm gonna catch you! >SOnic jumped behind the couch. LB-While Sonic screwed Sally up the ass. >Tails hit the missle with >a guitar but that made it mad. mechatails-Oh, so apperently the missle is alive. >Then it chased after >tails and Rotor threw coffee on it and the missle went >flying at the couch. Riochet- Wee hoo, I'm flying! >Then sonic led the missle into the >closet and closed the door. After a few minutes Sonic >let the confused missle out of the closet and it hit a >tree outside and blew up. mechatails-See my above comment. Riochet-I said the above comment! mechatails-I mean the one before that. Riochet-Oh. >"Yo yo missle can't mess with the blue-hog" sadi Sonic Shorty- Damn right! >"But you know what thgis means" said Royor LB- No, I don't know what "thgis" means "Royor". >"No" said Sonic Riochet-My, Sonic isn't very bright on this one. >"Robotnik is back!" said ROtor >"No focking way man!" said Sonic >"Yeah!" said Rotor >"Well you know what that means" said Sonic All-No. >"Right" said Tailes >"It's time to All- TAKE A NAP!!!! >FIGHT ROBOTNIK!!!!" >They all said >So they went to tell Sally but meanwhile in >Robotropolis.... > >>>>>>>>>>>>> >Wooden Shack, Robotropolis Riochet- Let's get it on! mechatails-*Sigh* >Robotnik is kicking bot butt! Shorty- Ow, stop kicking me! >"You stupid bots" went a robotnik "You wasted our last LB-"went a robotnik"? How many Robotniks' are in there??? >missle!" >"Ow ow ow" goes Grounder "D'oh we not know" >"Ah sir" said Snively Riochet- Let's get it on! mechatails-That's it, I'm not even gonna try to make him stop saying that. >"SHUT UP SNIVELY!" said Robotnik All-Yaay! >Robotnik kicks more bot butt! Riochet- Now you're gonna kick me?? >Scratch gets kicked through the wall of the shack >"Yaddy yadda!" says Scratch >"Ah sir" said Snively >"I SAID SHUTUP!" Robotnik says All-Yaaaaay! >RObotnik kicks some Snivley butt! Shorty-How many butts does Snivley have?! Sonique-Many. Shorty-Where'd you come from? Sonique-Oops. (Disappears) >JUST THEN A SPACESHIP CRASHES RIGHT OUTSIDE THE SHACK! >"Hmmmm did you hear that" said Robotnik Riochet- No, our ears don't work so we can't hear loud crashing noises. >They all went outside to look >The door on the spaceship opened >A man walked out LB-Wow, how specific. >"Hello" said the man "My name is Dr. Quack. I come to >take over planets quack quack" >"Hello" said Robotnik "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik and I am >ruler of this planet but the HEDGEHOG BLEW UP MY CITY!" >"Hmmm" said Dr Quack "I seem to be stuck here but if we >work together we can take care of that hedgehog. Riochet- I'll hug you and squeeze you, and kiss you goodnight, Sonic! >But I will require payment" >"Want a deep fried hotdog on a stick?" said Grounder Shorty- It's fresh from my pants! >"Hmmm yeah" said Quack "Mmm I like these I want lots" said Quack >"Good I will give you hotdog on a stick, but you have to >help me kill the hedgehog" Robotnik said >"Ok" said Quack "ATTENTION BOTS! FORWARD MARCH!!!" >STOMP STOMP STOMP mechatails-Yay, we get to stomp Sonic Fan! >Millions of bots walked out of the spaceship >"Bots are good" said Robotnik "But that hedgehog is >powerful, he can beat BILLIONS of bots!" >"Muhahahah" said Quack "But I have another weapon, the >MEGA-GEM!" All-"Mega Gem"??!! Riochet-Sucky! >"HAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!" said Robotnik, >"Freedom fighters will pay AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!" LB-But how much? > >>>>>>>>>>>>> >Knotohoel mechatails-Which is right next to Knothole. >"Sally!" said Sonic Riochet- Screw me now! >"Robotnik is back!" >"What oh no" said Sally "We have to fight him" >Sally gathered all of knothole's FF's together >"Attention" she said "Robotnik is back" >They all gasped Shorty-Because Sally wasn't wearing pants. >"We need to fight him again" she said >They all cheered >She sent Tails on a spy mission to Robotropolis > >>>>>> >Knothole mechatails-See, I was right! Knotohoel is next to Knothole! >Rotor is dunking donuts in the power ring pool LB-Right, that's smart. >"Hey what are you doing" said Jackerey Prower All-WHO???!!! >"Your donuts will get soggy" >"No" said Rotor "I replaced the power crystal with >coffee crystals" LB-See my above comment. >"But what about power rings?" said Sonic Riochet-What about the power rings?! >"Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh oh no oh no oh no oh no oh >no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no I forgot" said Rotor Shorty-I think Rotor is worried. >"Hey now what will I do power rings won't work with >coffee on them" said sonic >"It will be months before we can fix it" said Rotor >"FOCK!" said Sonic "Now I have to fight robotnik without >power rings! Fock you Rotor! Fock you!" Riochet-FOCK YOU!!! Shorty-FOCK YOU!!! mechatails-FOCK YOU!!!!!! > >>>>>>>>> >Robotropolis > >The cameraman's view is blocked but we hear... Shorty-The sound of Sonic and Sally gettin' it on! Riochet-Hey, gettin' it on is my joke! >BAM! KABOOM! BANG! ZAP! KABAMO! >WHHOOOSH! BADOOOM! KAPOW! mechatails-SONIC FAN'S DEAD! All-YAAAAY! > >>>>>>> >"AAHHHHHH!!!" went tails >VROOOOMMMMMMMMMM KRRRAAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHH SHHPOOOWWWWWWWW >BOOOOOMMMMMMMMM >Tails ran into Antoinne LB-Yeah, when we run into Antoine let's all yell things. >Antoinne went "AYe AYe AIEEEEEE NON NON WHA????" >"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" went Tails >"Calm down Tails!" said Sally Riochet- Can't you see Sonic and I are trying to get it on?! >"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said Tails "THERE WERE BOTS!!!" >"How many" said SOnic Shorty- A billion million! >"A BILLION MILLION!" said Tails Shorty-How did I know. >"And there were SWAT >bots and EVIL bots and MONKEY bots and SPIDER bots and >POWER bots!" mechatails-Oh no! Not SWAT bots EVIL bots MONKEY bots SPIDER bots and POWER bots!! Riochet-I wonder what POWER bots are. >"Oh no oh no oh no ho no" said Rotor LB-"Ho" no! >Sonic fights with Rotor! Riochet-Er...why? mechatails-And doesn't Sonic fight Robotnik? >"Cut that out" sally kicks them >"AHHH!" said "Tasuls and I was in ahuge fights with them Shorty- Tasuls, stop making up stories. >there was so much action you wouldn't belive!" LB-I bet I would believe it. >"Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne >"And there was a ship! and a guy named Dr Quack!" said >Tails >"Woah new Badnik?" said Sonic mechatails-No, it's a duck. >"Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne >"No prob lil bro" said Sonic "I can beat a billion bots >standing behind my back" >"wow cool sonic" said Tails >Sally made a battle plan and showed it to the freedom >fighters "Ok, we go into Robotropolis and fight the bots >and blow up the ship" said Sally LB-Well, that was obvious. >"It's Jammin' Penut butter Jive time!" said Sonic Shorty-Ya know what, I knew he was gonna say that. >They went to robotropolis > >>>>>> >As soon as the freedom fighters got there an exciting >battle took place. >Sonic fought some bots! >Sally and Bunnie and Antoinne were shooting bots with >paint guns. LB- No! New paint jobs hurt us!! >Tails Karatre kicked the bots! Shorty- Tails wasx, come help me! >haiiiiyyyayyayYYYYYASAAAAAAA!!!! >And Rotor dismantled a bot >Sonic was killing bots but then a evil bot was going to >blade his head off! YAHAHHH!! >Sally shot it with a rocket launcher! KABOOOMMM!!! >DROONNNNNEEEE!!! >More bots >said sonic LB-What did Sonic say? >Sonic zoomed and dashed and killed them >"Hey bots don't drone just fight" said Sonic >Then more bots apperead on the horizon >"Don't these dudes get tired" Sonic thought out loud >Bunnie threw the cybersuit to sonic. Sonic caught it >"ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!" mechatails- SALLY AND BUNNIE GET TO SCREW ME!! YEAH!!!!! >Sonic put on the suit >DUNN DUUN DUNNNNNN >CYBERSONIC! All-WHO??????????????? >SOnic was way past cool cyber style! >Then he fought the bots with Cyberweapons >WHEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEHEHGUDGUGIOOO!! DROONNNEEEE >BOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!! >BANG! >KRAK!@ LB-"KRAK!@"? >BOOM! >BARG! >JHOT! >ADBN! >EROROTIOROOOOOP! Shorty-That just doesn't make any sence. >The bots are dead but what's this? Riochet-What's what? >WHAT'S THIS??? Riochet-WHAT'S WHAT??? >WHAT THE FOCK IS THIS!!!!?!?!?!?! Riochet-WHAT THE FOCK IS WHAT!!!!?!?!?!?! >Thought Sonic >SNIVELY HAD A CYBERSUIT OF HIS OWN! LB-(In monotone) Oh no. >But sonic cyber-punched Snivley first and Snivley went >flying up 500000 feet in the air All-Riiiiiiiiight. >"YEeeeaahhhh" said sonic >After more bot blasting action all the robots were dead, >or were they? All-DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN! >Dr Quack stepped out of the ship >"Quaak quaaak" he said "So Headgehog, quaaack, you seem >to have killed my bots waaak wakk quack. But I still >have the power of the MEGA-GEM!" >"The what?" said Sonic All-THE MEGA-GEM!!!!!!! >"THIS!! quaakk waakkk" said Quack >Dr. qUACK used the power of the MEGA-GEM on sonic. mechatails-No, not Dr. qUACK! >THE CYBERSUIT BLEW UP!!! All-YAAAAAY! >Quack powered up the mEgA-GEM again!!!!!!!! mechatails-No, not the mEGA-GEM! >"WE GOTTA RUN!!!!" said Sonic >And the freedom fighters ran away back to Knathole >"QUAAKAKK QUAAACKK QUAAAAAAAACK HA HA QUACK!" said Dr. >Quack >"Whew," said Sonic "Well at least we killed all the >bots" >"No we didn't sonic I noticed that there were a lot more >bots we didn't fight" said Tails >"Oh well" said Sonic "I'm hungry I need a chilidog!" Shorty-That was pointless. > >>>>>>> >We'll be right back LB-Please don't. > >>>>>>>> >Hi there. We're back. All-NOOO! >The scene is Knothole villiage. >Sally is planning the next attack while >Rotor and Sonic are arguing >"Hey assmunch!" said Sonic "You were lazy all you did >was dismantle a bot while I was killing millions of >them!" >"I was getting some chips out of it ok?" said Rotor Riochet-Yummy! Chips! >"Fock you rotor" said sonic mechatails-NO, FOCK YOU!!!! >"You're a chicken BOCK BOCK BGAAAWK!" >"Go fock yourself" said Rotor >Sonic went back to his hut Riochet-And followed Rotors' advice. >"Stupid Rotor" he said "Putting coffee in the power ring >pool" >Sonic grabbed his guitar and played the Rotor Sucks Song >You can sing along! (or not) Shorty-Yeah, finally, something Sonic_Fan made that I like! >ROtor Sucks! All-(Singing along) ROtor Sucks! >Rotor Sucks! All-Rotor sucks! >He so stupid All-He so stupid >He just sucks! All-He just sucks! >He's to fat! All-He's to fat! >Rotor Sucks! All-Rotor Sucks! >Walrus face >Rotor sucks! All-Walrus face, Rotor sucks! Riochet-Yaaaaay! (Claps) >Then Tails walked into the hut "Hey sonic what are you >jamming to?" he said >"Just a song about how rotor sucks" said sonic LB-And we're singing along! >"Yeah but Rotors smart and he knows stuff" said Tails Riochet-Yeah, I know stuff! >"Yeah I guess you right" said sonic >Sonic made up with rotor and they gave hi-5's and were >freinds again. All-Riiiiiiiiiight. > >>>>>>> >Later.... >"So rotor" said Sonic "How can we beat the MEGA-GEM?" Shorty-Why's Mega-Gem capatilized? >"To beat the MEGA-GEM we need and ANTI-MEGA-GEM said All-Riiiiiiiight. >Rotor "But I don't know where to find one, >"Maybe my uncle, Shorty-NOT UNCLE BOB!!!! >Rabbi Prower, knows" said Tails Shorty-*Phew* >"Who?" said Sonic mechatails-That's what we thought. >"The guy who owns the Knothole Kosher Deli" said Tails >"Woah that place must have always been there but I just >didn't know that it was there" sonic said LB-What? That's just confusing. >"Let's, er, juice n' jam, i think" said Rotor >"RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said >sonic > >>>>>>>>>> >Knothole Kosher Deli > >They walk into the Deli >"Hiya Unc!" said Tails >"Hello, it is my nephew Tails, what do you want today?" >said Rabbi Riochet- I wanna screw Sally! >"I was kind of wondering if you know anything about an >ANTI-MEGA-GEM" said Tails Shorty-Why is it capatilzed??? >"An anti mega gem?" said Rabbi "Well let's see you can >find the great crystal of Zgghgotoytin in the ice caves Riochet-Zggawubbadubbawoo? >up north" >"Wow thanks!" said Tails >"Now either buy something or get the fock out of my >deli" said Rabbi mechatails-Gladly! > >>>>>>>>>> >Robotropolis > >The robots are rebuilding the city LB-Er....why? >HI HO HI HO IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO >DROONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE >HI HO >HI HO Riochet-So they're the seven dwarfs now? > >>>>>>>>>> >Knothole >DUNN DUNUNUNUNUNJUN DUNN DUNNN!! >DUNN DUNN! >DUNUNUNUNUNUN DUNNN DUNNNN! >DUNNN DUNN!!!! >DUN NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN! >DUUUNNNNNNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! >DARRRNARRRRRR!!! WHEEEOOOOOOOOOO >DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!!!! >DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn >BOOM BOOM BOOM-BA-DOOM! Shorty-Huh? >Sonic and the band were having one last jam session >before Sonic Tails Rotor and Antoinne left to get the >crystal. Shorty-Why? >Sally and Bunnie were preparing more rocket lunchers. >"Yo sal see ya ROUND!!!!!!!" said Sonic >BZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! they zoomed off All-FINALLY!!! > >>>>>>>> >A feild >"Doo doo doo" said ROtor "I'm walking mechatails- Shutup, ROtor. >along...WWOOOOOAQAHHHHH!!!!" >They all fell into a hole Riochet-Then they die. The End. LET'S GO HOME!!!! >"Hey I can't see" said Tails >Just then A VOICE SPOKE Shorty-Wow! How specific! WHOA! LB-Okay Shorty, you're having too much fun. >----WARNING MATURE CONTENT AHEAD!------ mechatails-Pfff, it's probably just "I wanna fock". >"Hey , want some yiffy vixens?" said the voice mechatails-What was so bad about that? >------OK KIds back to apporpiatre content! :)------ LB-Huh? >"Huh huh that would be cool" said sonic >"Just go into that room" said the voice Riochet- Make me! >A door lit up >"heh heh that's right in there....*DRONE*....er i >mean..." said the voice >"Hey WAIT!!!!" said Sonic "It's a robot! This is a >trap!" Shorty-No duh, Sonic, what gave you your first clue? >"Nooo!" said the voice "You have to go into the room of >death!" LB- Make me! >"Fat chance robo-brane!" said Tails mechatails-What's a "Brane"? >JUST THEN THE LIGHTS WENT ON >And they saw... Riochet-Sonics' Dick! >ROBO-PROWER! All-WHO?? >"Ha ha ha FIGHT TIME!" said ROBO-Prower Riochet-Fine. (Taps Sonic Fan. He dies. Again) >BANG BANG FRAHFHS ROOOOOO >HA DOOO KEN!!!!! >BANG HOOOIIII LB-Yay, things are gettin' nuts now! >THE lights went off >CRRRUUNNNCCHHHHHHH SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCHHHHHH KAAAABLAM!! >KABLOMO! GLOOP! SPLOSH! SPAKKK!!! WAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! >ORP! >FYIE! OOOORRRRGHHHH!!! >GRAKKAA GRKKA! >CREAK CRAK CRAK!!! >SNAP! >CRACKLE! >hey where's pop >POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!! >!!!!!!!! LB-Yeah, more craziness! >tHEN tHE liGHtS WeRe BACk On LB-No, I want more craziness! >"Wow what an exciting battle!" said Rotor >"Oui!" said Antoinne Shorty-Yeah, and we didn't get to see it. Riochet-Cheap bastards. > >>>>>>>>>>>> >The Ice Caves > >"Well let's go in" said Sonic All-No, let's not. >They went in and slipped and slided through an ice maze >WHEEEE said Tails as he slid down a steep hill >Tails fell into a pit but since he could fly it didn't >matter LB-Riiight. >Rotor fell in the pit too but antoinne helped him out >After much struggle they reached the crystal LB-Riiight. >Sonic grabbed it >BUT THEN THE CAVE STARTED TO COLLAPSE AND A GIANT ICICLE >WAS SLIDING AFTER THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS! Riochet-Raiders of the Lost Ark ripoff, methinks. >"ahhhh" said Rotor >They all jumped on sonic and sonic ran and ran and >SLIPPED ON SLIPPERY ICE!!! mechatails-That just makes no sence. >WahahhhhhH!!! Will we make it!?!? All-No. >Sonic escaped just in the nick of time! >A resounding phew echoed from the group >CLIK >But then thousands of bots pointed their lasers at the >freedom fighters Riochet-Yaay! >"UH OH!!! >" said sonic > > >>>>>>> > >They're in big trouble now! >"HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!" said RObotnik Shorty- Great job, RObotnik! Let's get'm! >"Hedgehog on ice I like it HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHA" >"QUAAKK QUAAAAAK" said Quack "ME TOO!!! >HAHHAHHAWUAKHAHAHHAH QUAK HAHHAHAHA WAAAAAKKKKK!!!!" LB-Yay, we're getting nuts again! >"Give me the crystal!" said Quack! "Now!" >"No no no!" said Sonic >"SONIC!" whispered Rooter mechatails-I thought that caps ment yelling, not whispering. Riochet-And "Rooter" thought he knew everything. >"I have a plan" said sonic "You guys run NOW!" >They ran. Then the bots looked at them and Sonic jumped >on his snowboard >The bots looked at sonic giving the other freedom >fighters time to hide! Riochet-(sarcasm) Wow, how exciting! (/sarcasm) >"DAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!" said Ropotnik "GET THAT >HEDGEHOG!!!!!" Shorty- Quiet Ropotnik. >The SWAT bots chased sonic, they had hover-skis, hover- >snowmobiles and hover-tobbogains >Sonic was snowbaording down a cliff and he hit a jump. Riochet- ALL RIGHT! >2 SWAT bots on snowmobiles hit the jump too and crashed >into each other in mid-air! >Sonic went around trees and the tobbogain swats ran into >them mechatails-That was predictable. >Fire and bot parts were a-flyin' LB-And geese-a-layin'! >"Wonky juicin jam time!" said sonic as he did a flip in >the air >Some bots tried to do this on their skis but they landed >on their heads mechatails-More predictablness. >The snowmobile bots were shooting at sonic but they >missed >Robotnik and Quack were in the helicopter shooting at >sonic but they missed too >"He is fast!" said Quack Shorty-No duh. >Grounder and Scratch were chasing sonic on their zamboni LB-Thier what now? >"Huhuhuhuhuhu!" said Grounder "Eat lead!" Riochet- Make me! >Grounder shot the zamboni's machine gun at sonic, just >barely missing him >"Hhehehehehehheh" said Scratch "You suck Grounder!" Shorty-No duh. >"Shutup Dillhole!" said Grounder mechatails-That's the best comeback he can come up with? >Scratch kicked Grounder in the nads All-Yaay! >Then the zamboni fell off a cliff >KABOOOOOMMMM!!! >Sonic went over another jump and slammed a Mountain Dew! Riochet- OWW! >"Grr" said Robotnik "Send the TANKbot after him!" >BUMM BUMM BUMMMMM >TANKbot mark III >The TANKbot was made for Snow travel and it quickly >caught up to sonic and fired missles at him. mechatails-Riiight. >"Woah woah WOOOOOHHHH!!!" said Sonic >Then Sonic was headed straight for a cliff! >TANKbot stopped but sonic kept going and went right off >the cliff! >All the bots stopped to look off the cliff >THen Dulcy flew up. Sonic had landed on her wing. Sally >and Bunnie were on Dulcy too, and they blew all the bots >away with their rocket launchers. >"Hey Sal," said Sonic "How did you know I would be >here?" >"Oh I just did" smiled Sally LB-I think Antoine told her. >They picked up Antoinne Tails and Rotor and escaped back >to Knothole > > >>>>>>>>> >Knothole > >Sonic was eating 500 chili dogs >"All that action makes hedgehog hungry" said Sonic SHorty-Apperently. >MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH >"Well time to go fight robotnik" said Sally All-AGAIN???!!! >"Yep" said Sonic >"All right" said Tails >. >. >"JAM JAM WHAM BAM JUICY JAM ZAM!" went sonic's battle >cry >ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >!! Riochet-So they went to the zoo? > >>>>>>>> >Robotropolis >An explosive battle took place, Sonic fighting without >his cybersuit, but the rockey launchers made up for >that. mechatails-What about the rocket launchers? >Bots got killed, but the EVIL bots were harder to kill >than SWAT bots and the MONKEY bots were agile >"Boy I hate new bots" said sonic, while running fastly >After the battle the bots were dead and the freedom >fighters were in the Death Egg. >"Face the wrath of my MEGA-GEM!" said Dr. Quack All-NO!! >Sonic used the crystal on Dr. Quack and the MEGA-GEM was >destroyed and Dr. Quack was frozen. Riochet-Huh? >Then Bunnie kicked robotnik in the head and pounded on >his skull with her metal arm >"Ow ow ow ow cut that out" went Robotnik >Just then Robotnik pushed the emergency aLarm and more mechatails-(In monotone) No, anyhting but that. >bots came running out to his aid. Riochet-First Aid! >The bots grabbed Bunnie and threw her at the freedom >fighter's they get knocked down! All-Yay! >Tails walks over to the audio control terminal, puts in >a CD and blasts Greenday music. All-Noo! >Then sonic and sally and tails and rotor and antoinne >fought will all their might and killed the bots but >robotnik had escaped, but Bunnie was injured >"no" said rotor Shorty-"Yes" said Shorty. >"We have to get back to Knothole NOW" said Sally Riochet-NO! >So back they went > >>>>>>>> >Knothole >Bunnie said "Ow y'all I ahm seein stars, y'know some of >em are blue and some of em are yella and some of em are >green and some of em are purple and some of em are cyan >heck y'all all some of em aren't even stars at all!" mechatails-Another thing Bunnie says that doesn't make any sence what so ever. >"Are you alright Bunnie" said Doctor Prower >"Yeh heck y'all" said Bunnie >"Well we beat robotnik again but he will attack again" >said Sonic LB-(Sarcasm) Well, whatever gave you an idea like that? >"That I can agree with" said Rotor >"Hey Rote how are the power rings" said Sonic >"They work now but they taste like coffee" said Rotor >"Don't worry I won't eat them!" said Sonic LB- But I will! >Everybody laughed LB-Hey, thanks! All but LB-*Sigh* > >>>>>>>> >Robotropolis > >"Huh hhuh huh" said Grounder "That sucked" >"You stupid bots!" said Robotnik "This was all your >fault!" >"Uhhhh...like, no it wasn't" said Grounder >"Heh heh heh YEAH! heh heh" said Scratch >"Your right, I guess it was....Dr. Quacks fault" said >Robotnik >"He is cryo frozen" Shorty-He is what o frozen? >said Robotnik "But I don't think I >will be unthawing that imbicile any time soon. Riochet-Of course...you unthaw hin in the next story... >Speaking of idiots, where's Snivley?" > >>>>>>> > >Knothole >It is Christmastime at knothole villiage. Shorty-WHOA! We musta skipped a few pages! >All the animals are sitting down to the Christmas Dinner. Uncle >chuck is just about to carve the turkey when..... >SNIVELY'S DEAD BODY FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF AND LANDS ON >THE TABLE! All-EWW! >"Oh no Christmas is runined!" said Sally LB- I thought we ruined it when we came out of my hut and there was a white stain on your shirt! >"YOU FOCKING BASTARDS!!!!" said Tails >Sally kicked Tails in the head "Don't say that!" >Sonic sighed "Juicy jam peanut butter no more" Shorty.... mechatails-Huh? > >>>>>> >Robotropolis > >"This time *I* had the last laugh!" said Robotnik >"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!" mechatails-Ya know, that wasn't really funny. > >>>>>> >THE END All-YAHOOOOOOO! >If you want to read more good storys like this one, (Riochet giggles, then laughs as hard as he can) >read the other Sonic Fights Robotnik storys All-NO! >Sonic Fights Robotnik >Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The next Battle >Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast for the Naked Eye Shorty-Hey, we've MiSTed them! >Look for them on your favorite sonic website if you >can't find them just go to www.dejanews.com and search >for "sonic fights robotnik" >Any questions comments flames Riochet-Yay, flames! >or requests for reposts of previus storys or stuff just email >soniciscool@yahoo.com > > >>>>>>>> >The Next Chapter in the SFR series! > >Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley mechatails-Hey, the Chao MiSTed that one!! Riochet-I'm gone. (All but LB leave. Lights are dimmed) LB-Hey wait for me. (We hear the sound of the door locking) LB-NOOOOOOOO! The End. ------------ STARRING..... Johnny Behle as...Riochet! Niel Lafrenais as...Shorty! Dezmond Castner as...Liquid Blue! Some guy I don't know the name of as...mechatails! Sonic, Tails, Chao, and Robotnik are (C) Sega/Sonic Team All other charectors (Except Sonic Fan) are (C) Archie/DiC. Riochet is (C) Johnny Behle, Shorty is (C) Niel Lafrenais, Liquid Blue is (C) Dezmond Castner, and (Who knows?) as mechatails. Sonic Fan is (C) Him/Herself. Anything I didn't mention is (C) themselve(s) --------------------------------------------- Recent (Probably not) Episodes of Mystery Sonic Theater 3000... A1-Sonic Fights Robotnik A2-Sonic Fights Robotnik 3 A3-The Knothole Murders A4-THE GREENHILL ZOME MURDERS...along with..."sonic_wars" A5-Bunnie's Bad Day A6-"What do they have against us?" A7-The Freedom Fighters Fight! A8-The Freedom Fighters true story! A9-Sonic Fights Robotnik 5 A10-Playing Dead A11-LEMONADE A12-Blue Apple A13-Immortality is Forever A14-The Knothole Murders (MiST of a MiST) A15-The Death of Sonic A16-The night when Sonic Died A17-Sonic Vs. Knuckles: To death A18-Operation Death Egg A19-Amy Adventure A20-Uncle Bob Returns! And todays episode...A21-Sonic Fights Robotnik 4 Enjoy! ^__^ ----------- Email-riochet@xoommail.com Icq-75801579 Aim-Don't have it, don't want it!