STARRING...................... Yerher-Chao! Gimme some lovin'!. (Lalala) He'll try to keep his sanity With the help of his Chao friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL............. REOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-Chao! I'm so darn cute! MOOOOOOODYY!!!!!!!-Chao! I wanna Chaonut! CHAOCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!-Chao! I hate vegetables! And other pointless facts (Lalala) Repeat to yerself "Shorty and Ami do things we shouldn't see", And then you can relax! for Mystery Sonic Theater 3000! (Chao Edition 2.0!) --------------------------------------------- Yerher-Well. We're back here. Moody-Well, all of us except Happy and Kefka... Chaochi-Yeah, they got us cute buggers! Reo-(Pushes Chaochi over) Hey, I'm cuter than you ever could be. HA!! Yerher-Got that right.. Reo-Huh? Yerher-(Shocked) Um...uh...tell ya later. (Chaochi shoves in movie reel. It starts.) Chaochi-Darn! I wanted to break the thing!! >Sonic Vs. Knuckles:To death Yerher-YEAH! Deathmatch! GO KNUX! Reo-I'm too cute to take sides, but......GO SONIC!!!!! >By Roger All-Howdy, Roger! >When Knuckles Moody-Ate the cheese, he got a terrible gas problem! >falled Chaochi-Over the stairs, because Sonic forgot to put the light bulb in. >in love with Sally Yerher-WHAT? I am a Knuckles expert, so I know this...That is so out of charector for Knux. He don't "Love" anyone! Two, Even if he did love some one, he would NEVER go out with Sally. He can find some one better than dat scank! Other Chao-YEAH!!! >there was nothing that could stop him Reo-From screwing Sally-HARD!!! Moody-Now yer getting in the spirit of MiSTing, Reo! Reo-Hee hee! >.. Yerher-Again with the suspence?? Chaochi-What are you talking about? Yerher-Well, Riochet told me that in the last MiST he did, there was alot of those ".." things, and they thought they were for suspence. Chaochi-Oh... >not even Moody-Pearl the Magical Dove! Reo-Pearl the Magical Pooper Bird! Yerher-Pearl the flying cookie! (All stare at Yerher) Yerher-Whaat? Just...sayin'.... >Sonic??? All-SONIC????????? Chaochi- Yeeeeep. Need all themses question marks. Need 'em all. >The wedding day of Knuckles and Chaochi-Daisy the Cow!! >Sally was about to Moody-Blow up! >beging Reo-(Raises eyebrow) "Beging"? What the hell is that? Yerher-I think it's "Begging" spelled wrong. >all the whole people came Chaochi-What the hell does that mean? Moody-You see, most of the time, when people go to ceromonies, they leave thier arms or thier legs behind. This time, they brought thier whole bodies with them! Chaochi-Cool! >.. Moody- I can't handle all the suspence. >Sonic didnt go cause he was sad about Sally leaving him Reo-What does "didnt" mean? Chaochi-And "cause"? Moody-That's "Because" shortened. >..The ceromony started and finished Yerher- Wow. How descriptive. Moody-It started and finished that quick? >and all went gone. Chaochi-Okay, that just doesn't make any sence. Reo-It should be "And all went home and ate Chaonuts". Yerher-(Whispering to Reo) Um...they aren't Chao, and they don't eat Chaonuts. Reo-(Shocked) Oh. (Back to normal) Oh well. >Sonic saw Knuckles and Sally by his window Chaochi-Are you sure he didn't see them by his car? Yerher-Or his table? Reo-Or his Chaonuts? >(They lived close) Moody-No they don't! Knuckles lives on the Floating Island, and that's not close to Knothole!! >Well Sonic got so angry Yerher-That he ate at Hardees!!!! (All gasp) >that when Tails came to visit him Moody-No one cared! >he killed the poor fox.. Yerher-Oh no! Not the poor fox! Sonic should've killed the rich fox! Chaochi- I'm living off $100. >Time passed Reo-And Sonic passed gas! >he killed all Moody-The Telletubbies and no one cared! >ex- Chaochi-Sonic has Ex wives! >friends except Knuckles and Tails!!! Yerher-Number one, Knuckles isn't Sonic's friend any more (In the fic any way) and two, Didn't he kill Tails when he came to visit Sonic? >The next day Sally was found Moody-Blown up! >dead and Knuckles got a clue Chaochi-KNUCKLES GOT A CLUE??? WHOA!!! Yerher-Hey! Knux is cool...when he's not in a crappy FANFIC... >how Sonic wasn't killed Reo-Duh, Knuckles. What gave you your first clue? Moody-When Sally was killed. Reo-................... Oh. >and then he knew Sonic was the killer.! Chaochi-Make up your mind! Have period or exclamation mark, not both at the same time!! >Knuckles went to Sonics house. Yerher- Hey Sonic! Great job on killing Sally! Reo- Oh, thanks! So..... Yerher- Soooooo..... (Yerher and Reo kiss) Moody and Chaochi-EWWWWWW!!!!!! Reo-Oh you're just jeolous >Sonic opened the door Chaochi-Yeah, when you killed an angry guy's wife, and thier coming straight to your house, that means open the door for them. >and then was punched by Moody-Charmy Bee! Yerher-AAAAAAH!! BEE!!!!! (Runs away) >knuckles Moody-And Knuckles helped. >Sonic Chaochi-Oopsies! Roger should've put a period between knuckles and Sonic!! (Yerher comes back) Yerher-What happened while I was gone? Reo-Oh, just Chaochi making fun of this guys horrible grammer. >punched him twice in the head! Moody-So Sonic shoved his fist inside of Knux's head and punched his brain? Yerher-Owie. >"Die Bitch!!" Reo-Who's talking? Moody-Bitch is for a girl. And niether are girls, so it should be Bastard. >That was Knuckles last words Reo-Oh, that's who was talking. >before he was stabbed in the leg with a pencil!! Yerher-Knuckles got lead poisoning! >Suddenly Sonic got a bat or a stick Chaochi-Yeah Roger, we know what a bat is. >and started beatting Knuckles Reo-I wonder if "beatting" is as bad as "beating"... Yerher-Probably not. >with it!!! He was hitting like Moody-Who's he hitting? Tails? Sally? Daisy? >the cops get the immigrants!! Yerher-??????? Reo-????????? Moody-????????? Chaochi-?????????? Yerher-That was a little stupid. >Knuckles was found the next day almost dead. But there was no sing of Sonic. Chaochi-You see, there was a sign of Sonic, but there wasn't a sing of him. >Knuckles died of a heart attack Moody- Yeah, you get heart attacks from getting beaten like the cops get the immigrants. >(he was getting to fat) Reo-So his death had nothing to do with being beaten repeatedly? Yerher-And he used the wrong usage of "To". >Sonic died a couple of years after he died Moody-So Sonic died a couple years after he died? Riiiiiiiiiight..... >in a heart attack too!! Chaochi-Knuckles died because of a heart attack, not in one! >It was like he saw a ghost and he did.. All-Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... >He saw the ghost of Knuckles... All-Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...... >The Deadly End All-WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Yerher-It's only deadly if you read it!! Reo-So, Yerher, what were you gonna say? Yerher-Huh? Oh, yer cute. Reo-REALLY??? Aww, you're so nice!! (Leans up against Yerher) Chaochi and Moody-Awwww!!! Yerher-(Blushes) Oh shutup. Chaochi-Remember, they said they would give us Chaonuts if we survived!! All-Chao! Chao! Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao!!! THE END!!!