STARRING....SHORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!-Look at the funny face! He'll try to keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL..... RIOCHEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!-Bow to me, foolish newbie! SZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Heehee! I'm in a Ficcie of some sort! SETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Cookies taste yummy! And other pointless facts. (Lalala) Repeat to yourself "PoliGrip doesn't grip like it says it does" And then you can relax! for Mystery Sonic Theater 3000! Shorty-That "Blue Apple" was pointless...and so was that "Immortality is Forever"... Seth-It's always pointless here, Shorty. (Riochet shoves in a movie reel, and all sit down) >The night when Sonic Died Riochet-Oh my god, how many "Sonic Death" Fics are there??? Sz-Obviously alot more. >By Manuelhp Seth-Who's that? Shorty-"Manuel Health Points"? >It all started Seth-On a dark and stormy night! Sonic was humping... Sz-(Covers Seth's mouth) That's enough about that, Seth. >one night Seth-I'm right so far! >when sonic's Seth-D'OH!! Riochet-(Pats Seth's back) Don't worry, you'll get it next time... >friend Sz-"Sonic is friend"? Shorty-YEAH!!! "Sonic is friend" is the hottest new craze!! Riochet-Oh, gimme one! Seth-Me too! Sz-And me! >.. Riochet-*GASP* Suspence!! >Tails was Seth-Noticing that big brown squirrel that followed Sonic around, and wanted to screw her! Sz- Teehee! Oh Tails! Riochet- Sonic Booooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!! >was shot and killed by Robotnik. Shorty-The heck you say! >Sonic was so deppresed that he Riochet-...Went to McDonalds and got Chicken McNuggets! >killed Sally Riochet-...That's still not gonna stop me from screwin' her!! >and all of his other Friends! Shorty-The heck you say! Seth-Why is "Friends" capatilized? Sz-I dunno. >After that night passed Sz-Sonic said "Yes! Now that they're out of the way, I'll find Amy, and maybe we'll go to my hut!" >Sonic was found all Shorty-Sprawled over Amy, and then Robotnik came to watch the show! >drunk Riochet-Isn't Sonic underaged to drink? >.. Seth-*GASP* More suspnce! >For he had been Seth-In a stupid fic, One after the other. >drinking Shorty-Orange juice! >all day long Riochet-Was it all day long? Sz-It was all day long. Shorty-I wonder how much it would cost for all that orange juice.... >until Robotnik Seth-Said, "HEY! Don't drink so much! Yer gonna have to go to the Bathroom alot if you keep drinking all that orange juice! Gimme some!" >found him he said Riochet-Shouldn't there be a period in there? Sz- Sonic! Where have you been?? I've been looking all over for you! Bad hedgehog! No cookie for you! >"look what we have here Shorty- I found it when I saw Amy crawling up the hill... >the little pig hedgehog.. Seth-WHAT??!! Sonic is now part pig, part hedgehog? Cool! I wonder what he looks like... Sz-Yes, it's the hottest new craze: Pig Hedgehogs! Half pig, half hedgehog! Get one today! >you know Sonic Shorty- I'm not wearing any underwear... >.. Riochet-(Sarcasm) Oh no! Not any more suspence! It's too suspenceful all ready!(/sarcasm) Gimme some popcorn... >I... Riochet- I love you Sonic!! Pull out your SWAT missile, and... (Shorty hits Riochet with frying pan) >"That was the last thing that Robotnik said before Sz-He went to the carnival, and got to meet Carny the Carny! Seth-There should be a space between that quotation and "That". >he was sttabed Riochet-Watch out Shorty! I'm gonna "Sttab" you! Shorty-Is "sttabing" better than stabbing? (Riochet shrugs) >to death by Riochet-Binky the happy clown! >.. Seth-Does this "Manuel Health Points" guy think that we don't know who stabbed Robotnik? Riochet-Ten dollars on "Binky the happy clown"! Shorty-(Smirks) Okay Riochet... >Sonic Riochet-D'OH! Shorty-Okay, 'Chet. Hand over the money! Riochet-Hmmmm....I still prefer not. >10 years passed Seth-Since Robotnik donated 2 cents to the National hospitol... (All look at each other, than laugh really loud. Riochet falls off his seat) >since Sonic was sentenced to Death on Jail for killing Robotnik. Seth-Why is "Death" and "Jail" captalized? Sz- By order of this court, I sentence Sonic T. Hedgehog to death for killing a treacherous, hating, and horrible dictater. Seth- Oh twinkies! (Walks away) Sz- Next case. Shorty- He stole my pretty red wagon! Riochet- No I didn't! That's my red wagon! Sz- By order of this court, you both are sentenced to death for killing the red gloss on the wagon. Shorty and Riochet- Aw twinkies. (Walks away) >It was that night Seth-A old hill-billy came and screwed Sonic up the ass! >when Sonic Seth-Got screwed by a hill-billy screwed him up the ass! I said that already!! >dreamed Riochet-Of hot chocolate and Pop-Tarts! >sadly All-Oh...poor Sonic.... >.. Sz- Oh, the suspence is killing me. >And the next day Seth-He got Pop-Tarts for breakfast! >found death!! Sz-The Next Day found Death? Shorty- Yo, Death! How ya doin'? Seth- Good, The Next Day! You? Shorty- Great! >He died of cancer (He really smoked) Riochet-He really smoked? Sz-He really smoked. Seth-Some how, I don't think Jails would allow inmates to smoke... >and because he was sad.. Shorty-You don't get cancer from being sad! >The End All-Yaaaaaaaay!!!!! Shorty-So, Rio, when are ya gonna give me my $10? Riochet-Hmmm...never. Shorty-WHY YOU LITTLE....(Chokes Riochet) Riochet-Here *GAK* is yer *GAK* $10 *GAAAAAAAAAAAAK* (Hands Shorty $10) Shorty Stops choking Riochet- Yes...hey...wait a sec...this is fake money!! (Looks around and sees Riochet left) Grrrrr....I'm gonna get that moron... Sz and Seth-Hahahahahahahaha!! (All walk out, and Sz turns off the light) THE END