STARRING:
Sonique
Ami
Shorty
Lil Hedgie

Shorty: Hi all. What are we watching today?
Sonique: Lets see…"the Death Of Sonic"
Ami: Another death fanfic….
Lil Hedgie: ILL GET THE POPCORN!!

>CHAPTER ONE - A NEW THREAT 

Shorty: (sarcasm) Ohhhh, Im a flutter with excitement (/sarcasm)

> It was a normal day at the Freedoms Fighter village. Sonic and Tails were 
>improving their running skills, Rotor was in his workshop, and Sally was working 
with her computer. 

All: BORING!!!!

>Suddenly, the peace was broken by Bunnie, who arrived and yelled "Hey. guys, 
>I've got bad news. Robotnik is creating another factory near Never Lake. Sonic, 
>Amy may be in great danger!"

Ami: USE YOUR HAMMER, AMY!!!!!!!!

>"Are you sure you saw right?" asked Sonic.

Sonique: (Bunnie) Well DUH!!! I Dont got a friggin robotic eye!!!!

>"Sure I did, pal. And look at this wound!" Actually, Bunnie had a small cut on 
>the face. "This Nack made this with his knife.

Shorty: Which "knife"
Ami: Dont go there…

>Fortunately, I knocked him out with my fist before he could finish me." 

Lil Hedgie: PLEASE, dont go there, Bunnie…

>Tails said, "But are you sure you're all right, Bunnie?" 

Ami: (Bunnie) WHAT DO YOU THINK???? I GOT A FRIGGIN CUT ON MY FACE!!!

>"Oh, yes, Tails. Don't worry about that. Let's worry about Amy and the factory 
>now." 
>"Ok, let's go to the briefing room. There, you will explain to us the work that 
>we have to do." They moved to the briefing room and Bunnie started. "This is the 
>factory.

Shorty: Good for you Bunnie

>I've seen two turrets from this side and two from the other. Another turret is
>placed on the top of the building, so is very difficult to approach to the 
>building. If you seek the entrance, you will be fired upon by the turrets. With 
>the hang-glider, you will be shot down by the main turret. That's a fortress, 
>Sonic. Nobody will be able to go in there." 

Sonique: Lemme guess, they go in the fortress
Lil Hedgie: Ill pay you $10 if they CANT go in there
Sonique: Deal!
Ami: (In mind) What a moron that LH…

>"You're wrong, Bunnie. 

Sonique: Pay me now
Lil Hedgie: Awww darn..

>You said North, South, East, West and Top... but you've forgotten the bottom!"

Shorty: Sonics talking now right?

> "Oh yeah? And how are you suppose to dig? With a shovel?" 

Ami: Well, DUH!!!!!

>"Wrong. With a pair of strong knuckles!"

Sonique: WHOS TALKING???

>"Great idea!" said Sally, "We only need to contact Knuckles and tell him the 
>situation. Just hope that he will help us..."

Shorty: (Knuckles) NO!!! FOCK YOU SALLY!!

>"Sure he will" said Tails, "We helped him last time with the Chaotix, and now 
>he will have to help us!" 

Lil Hedgie: (Knuckles) NO I WONT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

>"I've given him a radio trasmitter. We've got to call him. Rotor, can you use 
>your radio station to contact him?" said Sonic. 
>"Well... I think so. Just tell me the frequency and..." 
>"34 Khz. Fm. But hurry up, we don't have a lot of time to waste. It's time for 
>action!"

Sonique: (Rotor) ITS OFF TO THE BED!!! Lets go, Sally
Shorty: (Sally) Ok

>CHAPTER TWO - THE PLAN 

Ami: (sarcasm) I cant wait (/sarcasm)

>"Sonic, I called Knuckles. He said that he can come in three hours. I did my 
>best but... you know how Knuckles is made..."

Lil Hedgie: HE IS MADE OF PLASTIC!!

>"Yeah, I know. But he's our only hope to destroy the factory."

Sonique: (Sally) Knuckles, your my only hope
Shorty: (Knuckles) Ill get the lifesaver!

>"Sonic, I'm going to the factory again. Maybe I'll find something that will 
>help us," said Bunnie 
>"Good idea, but be careful," replied Sonic. 
>So Bunnie left the village.

Lil Hedgie: But accidently got her head cut off by Nack. The end

>"I've got a bad feeling about this, Sonic. I think that something bad's going 
>to happen," said Tails. 

Ami: Did you check the title?

>"Come on, pal. Don't worry about it. After this is over, I will personally play 
>with you. OK?"

Sonique: Sonics gay in this fic?!

>"Thanks, Sonic. You're the best of the best!"

Lil Hedgie: So apparently, Tails wants to get screwed

>"Yeah, and I'll be for a lot of years!"

Shorty: Unless you get killed..hehehe

>After two hours, Bunnie returned. She ran as fast as possible and started 
>shouting,

Ami: (Bunnie) SONIC!!!! I saw Nack and he screwed me real bad, look at the scar 
         in my…
Lil Hedgie: DONT GO THERE AMY!!!

>"Sonic! Never Lake is in big trouble! The factory is operational and Amy has 
>been captured by Metal Sonic!"

Sonique: Cool, Sonic CD 2!

>"Oh, no. That's awful. We'll have to do a double mission today. I hate those 
>situations." 

Shorty: Lazy @$$!

>An hour later, Knuckles arrived.

Ami: (Knuckles) DUDE!!! That Nack is crazy, he kept following me, slobbering 
         weirdly

He said, "Okay, here I am. Tell me what I must do. But quickly, because I must 
>return to the Floating Island." 

Lil Hedgie: (Knuckles) …and take a whiz in Hidden Palace

>"Welcome, old friend!" said Sonic."Let me explain the situation... in private."

Ami: (Sonic) As we wait, maybe I can give you a few of my own "spindash" attacks

>"Ok. But be brief. I hate to wait!"

Sonique: (Knuckles) Can we go to Hidden Palace now, I cant hold it in forever

>Tails was confused. Sonic always told the plans to all. 

Ami: Theres a time for everything, Tails…

>He asked Sally, "Sally, is Sonic angry with us today?"

Shorty: (Sonic) Nope, dont worry Tails…NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!

>"Oh no, little boy.

Lil Hedgie: Is this the third time these fanfics made Tails another animal, 
                 there was cub, dog, and now boy…..WHATS NEXT?? PARROT??
Sonique: Whoa! Calm down

> Maybe he just wants some quiet. Maybe he didn't sleep well this night!"

Sonique: (Sonic) Cause you kept trying to get it on with me, even if I was 
              trying to get some sleep, SALLY!!

>"I hope so. But I've got a bad feeling that tortures my mind. I'm afraid that 
>someone will die in this mission."

Shorty: (sarcasm) WOW, what a psychic! (/sarcasm)

>"Don't be stupid," said Rotor, "nobody has ever been killed and nobody will 
>ever be killed here in the Freedom Fighters!"

Ami: Rotor just jinxed them by being too certain…

>After a few minutes, Sonic and Knuckles left the room.

Lil Hedgie: Im getting an urge to play with a sega genesis…

>"Okay, we're ready," said Sonic. "Here's the plan: Knuckles, you'll dig exactly 
>in the middle of the factory. Most of the success of this mission depends on 
>you. Bunnie, you'll alert me via radio if something is getting close to the 
>factory. Sally, you're going to alert me if you see presences inside the 
>building with your computer." 

Sonique: is the computer Nicole or just a windows computer?
Lil Hedgie: I WANNA GO ON AOL!!!

>"But, Sonic... what can I do?" asked Tails.

Ami: (Sonic) Fly over to Wall-Mart and get Sally some tampons, shes having her 
        day of the month again

>"Nothing. This mission is too dangerous for you, and I don't want to come and 
>rescue you too." 

Shorty: WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN LAZY?????

>"But, Sonic... I..." 
>"No. I said no. You would be only an obstacle now. Go to sleep or go do 
>something useful." 

Ami: Sonics a hard @$$ in this fic..

>"But... but why are you treating me this way, Sonic? I... I'll try not to..." 
>"GO! I don't want you in my way this time!"

Lil Hedgie: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

>Tails was very sad and angry. "Yes. But remember, if something happens to you, 
>I'll be happy! Did you understand? Happy!!"

Shorty: (Tails) I WANT YOU TO DIE!!! FOCK YOU!!!

>"Ok, but go now." Sonic was also sad. He never treated this way by his best 
>friend.

Sonique: Hey, Sonic, did you ever hear the quote "treat your friends the way you 
             way you want to be treated?"
Ami: (shivering) I have a bad feeling of a moral creeping up to me….

>"Let's resume the plan," said Sonic. "I'll go inside, place the explosive 
>charges and go away. Then Sally will make them blow up. Then I'll go and rescue 
>Amy." There were some seconds of silence.

Lil Hedgie: ……so, whos up for some pizza?
All but Lil Hedgie: I will, me, ohhhh…me, me!!!

>"So, these are the mission objectives. Knuckles, come with me. We must act 
>quickly!" "Yes, Sonic. After that,

Sonique: (knuckles) Lets go take a whiz in Hidden Palace, I feel my kidneys are 
             gonna explode

>my debt will be removed, okay?" "Promised. Let's do it to it, boys!"

Shorty: Sally and Bunnie got a sex change..EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

> And all but Tails shouted, "For freedom on Mobius!"

Amy: (Tails) SCREW YOU ALL!!!!!

>CHAPTER THREE - NEAR THE BUILDING

Lil Hedgie: Lets keep a secret of what is going on near the building…

>"Okay, everybody stand here," said Sonic. "Sally, you will position on that 
>hill, Bunnie, you on that tree. Follow me, Knuckles. We must get to work now!"

Sonique: (sonic) LETS GO BURN MARIO DOLLS!!!
Shorty: (Knuckles) YAY!!!!!

>"Aye, aye, sir," said the red echidna.

Ami: While Knuckles took a dump next to some trashcans

>They moved to a plain near the factory. Sonic said, "Okay, dig here. Dig to the 
>target point. After that, come back." 
>"Yes." So Knuckles started digging. After 5 minutes, he returned. "Ouch! The 
>metal of the factory was pretty solid. But it was no match for my knuckles!" 

Lil Hedgie: (knuckles) And my..
Ami: WHOS going there now, LH?

>"Great job, Knuckles. Now go near Sally and watch the fireworks."

Sonique: Why the hell are they celebrating?
Shorty: And why the hell are fireworks there?
Ami: And why the hell isnt Sally doing anything?
Lil Hedgie: And why the hell do snakes have two dicks?
(All stare at Lil Hedgie)
Lil Hedgie: Nevermind…..

>Sonic used his arm-transmitter.

Sonique: Talk about an operation!

>"Sally, does your computer reveal nothing?"
>"Nothing to report." 
>"Ok, I hope all will go well. Sally, can your computer reveal Amy's position?"
>"It would require time. I can scan the building now."
>"Yes, scan. Then tell me the report after. I'm going in."

Shorty: (Sonic) My, is up Rotors nose real swampy
Ami: Ewww

>CHAPTER FOUR - INSIDE THE BUILDING 

Lil Hedgie: (sarcasm) What ever gave you that idea? (/sarcasm)

>As Sonic entered the factory, he looked inside. 

All: Well DUH!!!

>He saw some stairs leading up and some robotic spare parts. He went upstairs 
>and found some harmful robots that were assembling a lot of Metal Sonics!

Sonique: Why is there an exclamation point?

>"I must stop this. If Robotnik's going to produce a lot of Metal Sonics, nobody 
>will be able to stop him!" said Sonic.
>"Yeah, not even you!" A monitor lit up and Robotnik's face appeared on it.

Shorty: …killing sonic instantly cause the monitor showed Robotnic in the 
            bathroom. The end

>"Stupid little hedgehog, 

Lil Hedgie: LITTLE hedgehog (does a dance)
Ami: Cut it out, Lil Hedgie…

>you've fallen in my trap! Now you will blow up with all the factory! Ha ha!"

Sonique: Why the hell does Robotnic want to blow up HIS own factory? MUST HAVE 
              TAKEN HIM DAYS!!!

>All the robots disappeared and a lot of stranges boxes appeared. "Oh no, they 
>were just holograms!

Shorty: (sarcasm) My, Sonic, what a fast mind! (/sarcasm)

>What can I do now?" said Sonic.

Ami: MOON THE MONITOR!!!
(all stare at Ami)
Ami: Just a thought..

>"Nothing, because this building is protected by a force field that doesn't 
>allow radio waves to enter.

Shorty: Pff, yeah right

>You can't ask for help! You'll blow up! Kaboom! Ha ha ha! I don't want to see 
>your death, so I'll turn off my monitor. I don't like blood. See you in the 
>hell, stupid hedgehog! Ha ha!"

Lil Hedgie: That just went too fast…..
Sonique: "See you in hell?" HAHA Robotnic just insulted himself!

>And so the monitor turned off, while the boxes turned on.

Shorty: ….Revealing the PlayBoy Channel
Ami: (Sonic) Im gonna get to like this place

>CHAPTER FIVE - KABOOOOM!!!

Lil Hedgie: No duh!

>"Oh no, they are bombs! Sally, help me out of here!" asked Sonic desperately, 
>but nobody answered. 

Sonique: Cause Sally and Rotor were gettin’ it on!

>Meanwhile, outside the factory, Sally noticed some stranges lights on the 
>computer. "Knuckles, look. Those are bombs! Sonic made it! No, wait a minute... 
>those are not our bombs! Something has gone wrong!" She looked at Bunnie's tree 
>but she couldn't see her.

Sonique: She must have a BIG "tree"

>"Where the hell is she now?

Shorty: Sally said hell? My, my, where did you get those words?
Ami: Probably from Lil Hedgie
Lil Hedgie: What the hell? Why the hell are you accusing me for all this hell? 
                 BURN IN HELL….oh, I see..
Sonique: Moron….

>Knuckles, stay alert. We may need another rescue mission."

Shorty: Another?!

>She turned on the transmitter. "Sonic, get out of here! It's a trap! Repeat! 
>Get out of that factory! It's a trap! It's a..." Suddenly, the building 
>exploded! Sally was frightened. "Sonic, please answer! Sonic! Sonic!" But she 
>received no response. On Sally's computer, Robotnik's face appeared. He said, 
>"Ha ha. You've just lost your best Freedom fighter and your lair-mate. What are 
>you going to do now? 

Ami: (Sally) Im going to go hump Rotor!!!

>Will you surrender?"

Sonique: (Sally) C’mon Robotnic, lets settle a deal….ummmmmm……Ill screw you for 
             free
Lil Hedgie: (Robotnic) DEAL!

>Sally said, "No. Sonic will have probably escaped from your trap, egghead.

Sonique: (sarcasm) GOOD comeback Sally (/sarcasm)

>We made a tunnel to get in the factory, he will have escaped by it." 
>"Oh yeah? Well, take a look at the hole then... Ha ha ha!"
>And he disappeared from the monitor. Sally ran to the location of the hole and 
>saw Bunnie on the ground and a giant stone on the hole.
>"Bunnie... Bunnie... are you all right?" said Knuckles 

Shorty: (Bunnie) Heck no yall! DAMMIT!! Get this Blasted rock off o’ me!

>"What... oh yeah... Sonic... trapped inside... big stone... Metal Sonic... I'm 
>sorry... I tried to stop him... but... he was... too fast... Sally... Sonic died 
>in the explosion!"

Ami: Woah! Too much cocaine!

>Sally said, "Wh... What? What happened...? Sonic... is... dead?!?!?" 

Lil Hedgie: (sarcasm) NOOOO, what ever gave you THAT idea?? (/sarcasm) Moron

>"Yes... Metal Sonic put that big stone on the hole. I tried to stop him but he 
>outran me. It was terrible... Sonic was asking for help from the hole... he was 
>saying, 'Please! It's burning up! Remove that stone! Aargh! It's hot! Help!'

Sonique: Bunnie, why didnt you use your robotic arm, Jack@$$?
 
>... I'm really sorry, Sally." 
>Sally dropped to her knees. 

Shorty: (Sally) OOOOWWWWWWWWW!!! MY KNEES HURT LIKE HELL!!!

>She couldn't believe that Sonic was dead. But when he saw the stone and the 
>smoke that escaped from it, she started to cry.

Ami: (Sally) I WANNA GO TO THE BATHROOM!!

>CHAPTER SIX - SADNESS 

Lil Hedgie: This person was sure bored making these titles..

>Sally said, "Oh no! That's not possible! Why Sonic? Why? I can't believe it!"

Sonique: (Sally) WHY WASNT IT ME!! (cries but then stops) wait, YAY!! It wasnt 
             me!!

>Knuckles said, "Listen, Sally, I've done my work and now I must go."

Shorty: (knuckles) These kidneys cant empty themselves
Ami: We are still with the Hidden Palace thing?!

>"How can you think to go after that tragedy happened? I thought that Sonic was 
>your friend! You can't leave now!"

Lil Hedgie: (Sally) Besides…..you can take a whiz in the great forest
Ami: Stop it..

>"I'm sorry, it's really late. Goodbye."
>"Bastard! Never come back to seek our help! We'll kill you if we ever see you, 
>Knuckles!"

Ami: Dammit, Sally, Knux said no, YOU FU..
Lil Hedgie: You REALLY like knuckles dont you

>The echidna didn't reply. 

Shorty: Just then….(knuckles) FOCK YOU SALLY!!!!

>He travelled south without saying a word.

Sonique: Cause he really had to go
Ami: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!
Lil Hedgie: Poor Knuckles….

>Bunnie said, "Come on, Sally. Even without Sonic, we will free this planet from 
>Robotnik." 

Sonique: (Sally) Its just…without Sonic, I have nobody to snuggle with
Shorty: (Nack) ILL TAKE HIS PLACE!!!

>They returned to the village with really sad faces. 

Ami: because they still remembered the image of robotnic in the bathroom

>Tails noticed them and asked, "Hey, what happened? Where's Sonic?" 
>Sally kissed Tails and said "Tails..."
>"Well? Go on!" 
>"Sonic... is..." 
>"What is Sonic? He's a hedgehog, right? What's that, a game?"

Lil Hedgie: No, its a type of soup…OF COURSE HES A HEDGEHOG!!

>Sally started crying again while she said, "SONIC IS DEAD, TAILS!"

Shorty: (Tails gasps) …..so hes not a type of soup?

>"No... that's not possible... Sonic is immortal...

Sonique: Here we go with that immortal stuff……
Shorty: You already MiSTed that!

>he always said that...

Ami: Well, HES WRONG!!!!

>It's a joke, isnt it, Sally?"

Lil Hedgie: Whos laughing?

>"I'm afraid not. He exploded in the building.

Shorty: He just couldnt hold it in all the way
Ami: Im warning you…..

>And Metal Sonic blocked his way out with a stone. Sonic burned in the factory!"

Sonique: By spontanious human combustion

>"No... It's all my fault... I jinxed him and now he's dead!"

Lil Hedgie: Didnt Rotor do that by saying " WE FREEDOM FIGHTERS WILL NEVER 
                 DIE!!!"

>Bunnie said, "Hey, wait a minute. If Sonic had used the emeralds before dying 
>in the passage, he could have been transformed to Super Sonic and could have 
>saved himself."
>"That's right," said Sally. "He always brings the chaos emeralds with hin! So 
>maybe he's safe!"

Shorty: Pff, Yeah right!

>"I'm afraid not, Sally," said Rotor. "He gave me those before leaving. He said, 
>'I want you to create a new gun that uses the emeralds. I can manage this 
>situation without them.' I made the gun... but I think it's useless now."

Sonique: (Rotor) Cause Im a lousy builder, did I mention I farted on it?

>"No! That was some sort of suicide!" said Tails. "My feelings were right, and 
>now... I've lost my best friend." Then, looking at the stars in the sky, he said 
>"Sonic... where are you now?"

Ami: (Sonic) IM IN HEAVEN CAUSE OF YOU….and I am gratefull, a lot of angel 
        chicks
Shorty: REALLY?? Hey Ami, Kill me
Ami: Not a chance!

>CHAPTER SEVEN - ATTACK ON THE VILLAGE

Lil Hedgie: THANKS FOR SPOILING IT FOR ALL OF US!!!

>Suddennly, Antoine arrived and said, "Princess Sally! Red alert! Robotropolis 
>troops are closing in on the village! Call Sonic! We must be prepared!"

Sonique: His voice is spooky….

>"Antoine... ," said Sally "Sonic has just died in an explosion in Robotnik's 
>new factory!"

Shorty: (Antione) YAY…I mean……OH NO!!!

>"Oh no, we're sitting ducks!!!"
>"Antoine, how many are there?"
>"Fifty. I must go now, I've got an appointment with my doctor!" 

Ami: What a lazy coward!

>"Antoine, coward! Don't go! We need every fighter we've got!" But he ran away 
>saying, "Hey, I'm not a fighter! I'm a minister!" 

Lil Hedgie: YOUR ALSO A WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP!

>"Oh shit.

Sonique: (Sega) Bad Bunnie (hits her with the logo)

>Now what? 

Ami: (Bunnie) Lets go to the floating island and spit at the mushrooms!

>Tails. You are our only hope. You must fight... or we all will perish!" 

Shorty: Get Knuckles, ya moron!! Oh yeah…LOUSY SALLY!!!

>said Bunnie. 
>"But I don't know if I can manage all of them... I mean... That would be a work 
>for Sonic!"
>"If only that son-of-a-gun Knuckles hadn't gone away..." said Sally angrily. 

Ami: eh-hem, lets step back, whos the person who called knux a bastard, who 
       threatened his life, who didnt want to help him no more, who just sat there like 
       an @$$hole and watched the fireworks? YOU SALLY!!!!
Lil Hedgie: GODBLESS AMERICA!!!
(Sonique and Shorty stare at each other)

>"Ok, we must fight, that's clear. Tails, you are the best fighter we've got 
>now. You must fight to save us. We will help you as we can. Rotor, give me the 
>gun. I'll help Tails in his work."
>"But Princess Sally... that's dangerous! We must protect you!" said Rotor.
>"Can't fight? Must die," said Sally with a serious voice.

Sonique: …finding out that she wet herself

>"Now let's go, Tails. All the village counts on us!" Tails felt important and 
>frightened at the same time. He replied, "Yes, Sally. Let's do it to it!" 
>"Wait a minute, I'm with you too!" said Rotor. 
>"Count on me, Sally!" said Bunnie.
>"Thanks a lot, my friends. Now let's go. This is the moment of the truth. 

Shorty: (Sally) WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT IF ROBOTNIC IS A HOMOSAPIAN!!
Ami: (Tails) ILL GET THE CAMERA!!

>We, or Robotnik will die today!" 

Sonique: This ones easy…THEM!!

>CHAPTER EIGHT - THE END OF THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS

Sonique: BINGO!!
Lil Hedgie: WHY DOES HE KEEP GIVING OUT THE SECRETS!!!

>With her gun, Sally destroyed some robots, but they were too much and captured 
>her.

Ami: YAY!!!
Lil Hedgie: You dont like Sally, dont you…

>They put her in a Robot-prison. Also, Tails destroyed ten robots but then he 
>became tired and was captured.

Shorty: Lazy @$$

>Rotor used some of his gadgets to stop the robots, but they were too much and 
>overwhelmed him.

Sonique: (Rotor) WOW!! This robot is made of metal!!!

>Also Bunnie soon was captured by some big robots.

Ami: (sarcasm) What a good discription (/sarcasm)

>When the four Freedom Fighters were captured, Robotnik appeared with his 
>spaceship. 

Lil Hedgie: (Robotnic) That was a good dump!

>"So, you really thought that you could have resisted to my assault? Ha ha ha! 
>Very amusing. Now I'm going to roboticize you all, so you will obey my command 
>and help me conquer all Mobius and the galaxy! Ha ha ha!" 

Sonique: ( Robotnic) The torture of today, you will see back to back episodes of 
               the Beverly Hillbillies!
All: (Freedom Fighters) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>"I'd rather die, Robuttnik," said Tails.

Shorty: (Tails) Wait…no I wouldnt, BYE ALL!!!! (flies off)

>"Kill me so I might join Sonic in heaven!" 

Ami: (Tails) Then maybe we can flirt with Tikal!

>"Death is not for you, Tails. Your fate will be different. You have destroyed a 
>lot of my best warriors. You have earned a place in my army. If you reject, I'll 
>kill first your beloved Princess Sally, then Rotor, and finally Bunnie. What do 
>you say, then?" 

Lil Hedgie: (Tails) Its been nice knowing you guys..BYE!!!

>"Sigh... I have no choice. I must join your army." 

Sonique: (Robotnic) While your at it…CLEAN THE BATHROOM, the toilet is clogged

>"No! Tails, don't do it! Sonic wouldn't be happy!" said Sally

Shorty: (Sonic ghost) ~lah lah lah~ did somebody call my name?

>"Remember that Sonic will always be with us even if he's dead!" added Rotor.

Ami: Lets add and subtract fractions!

>"You're right, my friends! Robotnik, screw you!" shouted Tails.

Lil Hedgie: (Tails) CLEAN YOUR OWN DAMN TOILET!!!

>"Ah. So if you think so, I'll have to kill your princess..."

Ami: Send my regards to that

>He pressed a button and two big guns appeared from the ship. "Sally's on my 
>lock. If I just press a button, you can take her with a spoon.

Sonique: And some Honey Nut Cheerios!

>So, will you join or not?" asked Robotnik. Tails didn't know what to say. He 
>wished to say "yes" but that would have been quite dishonorable. With a "no," 
>his friends would be killed. Suddendly, all of Robotnik's robots exploded and a 
>familiar voice said, "He'll never join you, because you don't deserve a hero 
>like him!"

Shorty: (sarcasm) WOW, Its Sonic, I never knew such a thing would happen 
            (/sarcasm)
Sonique: This is just like "Immortality is forever"

>Robotnik was astonished. He said "No... that's not possible... NO!" In the 
>distance, a blue hedgehog was closing in on Robotnik's ship...

Ami: While Sonic stood there biting his nails 

>CHAPTER NINE - SONIC RETURNS!

Lil Hedgie: (sarcasm) YAY!!! WHAT A SUPRISE (/sarcasm)

>"I saw you burning in the factory... what the hell have you done to escape, 
>damned hedgehog?"

Lil Hedgie: Damn is such a pretty word

>"You see, dear Robuttnik, I suspected a betrayal in my group, so Knuckles 
>excavated an emergency tunnel," Said Sonic. "When you were coming here, I freed 
>your prisoners!" 

Ami: eh-hem, Sally, You owe Knux an apology
(sonique rolls her eyes)

>"What... betrayal? Who is that traitor?" said Sally. 
>"Bunnie... if my memory doesn't fail me, this morning you received a wound by 
>Nack the Weasel...but I can't see it anymore..."

Shorty: (sarcasm) What good eyes you have (/sarcasm)

>"It was Bunnie... It was Bunnie... All this time... She had us bugged!" shouted 
>Tails

Sonique: (Bunnie) *holding a gun at Sonic* Oh, My Gosh, Tails, I would never do 
              such a thing! 

>"Right, my little friend. She put the stone on the exit of the tunnel. 
>Fortunately, she didn't know about the other exit." Knuckles arrived with the 
>true Bunnie and with Amy. "Can I enter your home, your majesty?" he asked cooly.

Ami: Then Knuckles slapped Sally on the back of the head (Knuckles) BOW DOWN TO 
        ME YOU SQUIRREL!!
Lil Hedgie: I MUST buy her another Knux doll

>"Yes, my dear knight!" replied Sally, and after she laughed. 

Sonique: Because she had farted

>She was too happy for the return of Sonic!!! 
>"I'm sorry about my behaviour, but that was part of the plan. If you want to 
>cheat the enemy, first you must cheat your allies!" said Knuckles. 

All: ………….
Shorty: (sarcasm) Good plan (/sarcasm)

>The Robot-Bunnie said, "Sonic, you're dead now!" and she pointed her 
>roboticized arm toward him. Sally freed herself from the robot-prison and fired 
>at the arm, destroying it. "NO! MY FINEST ACHIEVEMENT! THE CLONE! DESTROYED! 
>NO!" Robotnik was desperate.

Ami: So he went to screw Nack the Weasel to calm himself down

>"YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS BATTLE, HEDGEHOG. BUT THE WAR IS STILL LONG!!!" The 
>doctor escaped on board of his ship.

Sonique: ….Slamming to a tree, the explosion killed them all. The end

>CHAPTER TEN - GOOD FINAL

Lil Hedgie: (sarcasm) No, really? (/sarcasm)

>Sonic freed his friends from the robot-prison and said, "It was lucky that Nack 
>wounded you today, Bunnie!

Shorty: (Bunnie) WHAT?! YOU HATE ME?! Well, screw you, you darn hedgehog! 

>We've been saved by one of our enemy!" 
>"Yes, that's true. When I went scouting again, Robotnik captured me and closed 
>in the prison with Amy," said Bunnie. 

Ami: Speaking of Amy, WHY DIDNT SHE DO OR SAY NOTHING IN THIS WHOLE FIC???

>"Then he created a new Bunnie with his computer. I was frightened!!!"

Shorty: Well, DUH!!!!!!!!!

> Then Sonic looked at Tails. Tails said, "So you knew about the betrayal from 
>the beginning, didn't you?"
>"Yes, my little friend. I'm sorry to have treat you in that way, but I had to be 
>sure that only Sally, Knuckles and Bunnie were present at the moment. Are you 
>still angry with me?" 

Lil Hedgie: (Tails) No, stand still for a minute (holding gun) This will just be 
                  a sec….

>"Yes! And do you know why? Because I thought that your death was caused by me! 
>I said 'I'll be happy if something happens to you' and after Sally told me that 
>you died! I felt guilty... But you're still my best friend!" 

Sonique: (Tails) Now personally "play" with me like you said

>"Thanks, pal. Hey, where's Antoine?" 
>"Oh, I saw him going in his house. He's a real coward," said Rotor.

Shorty: (sarcasm) I didnt know that! (/sarcasm)

>"Me? A coward? Oh, no, I was going to prepare myself for the battle!" said 
>Antoine, while he was exiting from his house.

Ami: After masturbating

>"Well, you'd better hurry, because Robotnik's coming back!" said Sally. 
>"NO! HELP! SAVE ME! PLEASE! YOUR MAJESTY, HELP ME!"
>"Hey, I was just joking!" And all laughed.

Lil Hedgie: Because they found out that Antoine wasnt wearing anything 

>Sonic's return was celebrated with a lot of chili dogs and with a big feast.

Sonique: Then everyone threw it all up at the end

>THE END

All: YAY!!

>THANKS FOR HAVE READ THIS STORY! I HOPE YOU APPRECIATED IT! E-MAIL ME YOUR 
>IMPRESSIONS AT M****@***.**

Shorty: Hmmmmm….nah
Sonique: That was weird, Sonic didnt actually DIE
Ami: What happened to Knux?
Shorty: He went to take a whiz in Hidden Palace
(Ami hits him on the head)
Ami: I WARNED YOU!!!
Lil Hedgie: Oh yeah, Hey Ami, heres another Knux doll
Ami: Hey, Thanks! 
Shorty: Ummmmmmmmmmmm…….HERE AMI 
(gives her a giant sized Knuckles doll)
Ami: OH MY GOSH!!!!! THANKS SHORTY!!!!!!!! 
(Lil Hedgie rolls her eyes while still eating the popcorn)
Sonique: Well Im outta here
(Sonique turns off the light and all but Lil Hedgie leave)
Lil Hedgie: …….Who turned out the lights?
(Stands alone eating popcorn and then walks away)