STARRING: SHORTY!: Sonic HQ is evil! He'll try and keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL Rlan: This is for the ages! Sonique: I hate my english teacher. Ultra Mike: Why am I here? And other pointless facts (lalala) Repeat to your self 'Skittles are chewy' And then you can relax! For Mystery Sonic Theatre 3000! Shorty: Okay.. this is a very different type of MiST... Sonique: In what way? Shorty: Well, to be simple, it's a MiST of a MiST. Rlan: Interesting.... Ultra Mike: Here we go! >Antoine: Today's MiST, a short one with a title of ANOTHER fanfic! (Spooky!) Sonique: The only thing spooky is your accent, buddy. >STARRING: Shorty: This sounds familiar. >Tonic! (YET another time for me to go crazy.) >Sonia! (My first one, goody!) Ultra Mike: That just ain't right. >Sonic! (Hush, Sis. the voice is ANNOYING!) Rlan: Hear! Hear! >.......... Sonique: Not another one of those? >Big: WAIT! I wanna be in one! Shorty: How many sidekicks does he have? >Tonic: OK. >.......... >BIG! (Cookie!) Ultra: Was that supposed to be funny?? >Now it's time for these 4 to go crazy, >On, Mystery Sonic Theater 3000! Rlan: Sounds just a tad familiar. >1...2...3...4...5...6 Sonique: Uh... we're counting to for what now? >(Scene: Theater) >Tonic: What's THIS one? Shorty: That's the thing you use to piss with. >Tails: The Knothole Murders. Rlan: Didn't we all ready MiST that? >Tonic: NOT THAT PIECE OF CRAP! >Tails: This is different that the OTHER one. Shorty: Aparently not. >Tonic: Whew. I thought it was that one from Krystal. >>Robotnik bumbled round in his Egg-O-Matic. >Sonic: So, he's bouncing around in his Egg-O-Matic? Ultra Mike: I don't get it. >Tonic: I don't think so. >>He scanned the Great Forest Sonique: He must have one hell of a big scanner. >Tonic: Ignorant fool! Robotnik doesn't KNOW about Knothole's Location is The Great... Rlan: Doesn't know about Knothole is location is the.... like that makes sence. Sonique: And Robotnik does knot Knothole is in the Great Forest. >Sonic: DON'T SAY IT! Shorty: Yeah, aparently in this crappy MiST, the people inside the stories can hear you. >Tonic: Oh, yeah. I forgot. >>"I know that pesky rodent is around here somewhere! HahahaHA!" Rlan: I'm feeling Sonic fan. >Sonia: (In a BAD VOICE) Ultra Mike: Gee, that's really specific. >So there's a mouse in here? Shorty stares blankly at screen: That was.... er a joke... wasn't it? *looks at others* All shrug in response. >Tonic: (Wearing earmuffs) What? Ultra Mike: So it's cold in the theatre? I don't get it....!!!! >Sonia: My voice is THAT bad? Sonique: No, but this fic is. *puts on ear muffs* Shorty takes them off: Gimmie those! >Sonic: (Also wearing earmuffs) What? Shorty: I SAID GIMMIE THOSE!! >>He saw Sonic and Tails and trapped them in a net "Aagh! Help! Help us!" Rlan: I think we skipped a few pages. >Tonic: Ignorant fool! Sonic can get through a net! >Big: YEAH! Sonique: I think God skipped a few brains for these people. >>Robotnik pulled out a gun and zapped them, >Tonic: (Stan from South Park) Oh, my god! They killed Sonic & Tails! >Sonic: (Kyle from South Park) You Bastards! Ultra Mike: That was the most original joke ever in a MiST! >>then released them. Shorty: Ol' Butt'nik ain't to smart in this one. >Tonic: Oh, they're NOT dead. >(All breath a sigh of relief) >>They cackled "Destroy all beings! We must obey our leader, Dr. Ivo Robotnik!" Shorty: I stand corrected. >Tonic: So that was a Hypnotism ray? >Sonia: STUPID! Rlan: Thank you, I do try! >Tonic: Sonia, you GOTTA get your voice fixed. Sonique: Tonic, you gotta get your brain fixed. Shorty: I don't think he has one to fix Sonique. >>(May I not, Ultra Mike: No, you may not! Go back home to the land of faggots where you belong! >>not JULIAN as you stupid Archie Readers think, Shorty: Because the 'stupid' Archie tells us so. >its IVO!!! What were dumb Archie >thinkiung making it JULIAN?!!!) Ultra Mike: Probably the same thing you were 'thinkiung' when you wrote this Sonique: Shorty, can you look up thinkiung in the dictionary. Shorty: Yeah, then I'll look up irreguardless and ain't while I'm at it. Sonique: Okay, okay, I get it. >Tonic: 1, because Ivo sounded stupid. Rlan: As apposed to Tonic? >Sonic: 2, Julian sounded better. Rlan: Which is basically number one worded differently. >Sonia: 3......I can't come up with a 3. Shorty: 3...... I can't come up with 3. Ultra Mike: Err... Shorty, they just said that. Shorty: I know, it wasn't funny the second time either. >Big: Where's Froggy? Sonique: Who gives a damn. >(Big leaves his seat) Rlan: Yeah, a giant ass like that is hard to carry. >>They sped away. Sally was chatting with Bunnie. >Sonic: Girls. Chatterboxes. All stare at Sonique. Sonique: It's not true! >Sonia: HEY! >>She saw Sonic and >Tonic: Took her antibiotics! Ultra Mike: I don't know how or why to respond to that. >>Tails "Hi!" Sonic whipped out a gun and shot Bunnie. >Tonic: (Stan from South Park) Oh my god! Sonique: Oh, no! Not again! >Sonic: We already did that. Ultra Mike: And it's still not funny! >>Sally gasped. Rlan: And that'll help how? >Big: Oh, no! Froggy is gone! Sonique: I said who gives a damn? >Tonic: Don't worry, we'll find him. Shorty: Yes, please do go find him and stop MiSTing. >>Tails stabbed her to death. Rlan: *shakes finger at screen* Big no, no Tails! You apologize right now! >Tonic: COPYCAT! Shorty: And you're not a copycat for copying my MST3K ideas and characters because of what reason? >>They found Antoine and killed him. >Sonia: That was short & sweet. >Tonic: Although, it wasn't short, nor sweet. Rlan: So, basically you contridicted what she said and expected it to be funny? >>Rotor saw it "I'm telling!" Shorty: Mommy, Tails killed Sally! Sonique: Rotor, you go play nice with your friends. If he tries to kill you, you just kill him back! >Tonic: Rotor must be 4. >>Sonic shot him with a gun. Ultra Mike: That's showing him! >Tonic: They'res guns on Mobius? Shorty stands up: They'res always guns on Mobius. >>Thank you for listening, hope you LOVED the fanfic! Sonique: Why is love capitalized? Ultra Mike: I think the writer's coming on to us. >>All: WE HATED IT! Rlan: Well, we hated your MiST so we're even. >>Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ >Tonic: Not THAT piece of crap. Sonique: Huh? >>Before you buy. >Sonic: Buy what? Shorty: Sonic may have a point there. >Tonic: It's DONE! yay! Ultra Mike: Whoo-hoo! >Big: Now help me find Froggy. Shorty: ...and Big wondered why one of his butt-cheeks were green with a familiar fragrance. >Tonic is (C) B.J. Brown All: BOO!!! Sonique throws popcorn at screen. Rlan: Where'd you get the popcorn. Sonique: It's a secret. >Sonic & Tails are (C) SEGA & Archie >Sonia is (C) SEGA & DiC animation >Big is (C) SEGA >The (OTHER) Knothole Murders is of it's respective owner. Sonique: Of it is respective owner??? >Mystery Sonic theater 3000 was originally created by Neil Lafrenais, Rlan points to screen: Hey, Shorty, there's you! Sonique waves at screen: Hi Shorty! Ultra Mike: You got something outta this after all! >based on Mystery Science >Theater 3000 by Best Brains. >All comments by B.J. Brown. Shorty: Same old... same old. Sonique: Sorry he copied you Shorty. Shorty: It's okay, let's just go before another horrible fic or MiST starts. All get up and leave the theatre.