Eggman-"I'll send TPCG cheesy VIDEOS,
              The worst I can find! (Lalala)
              They'll have to sit and watch 'em all
              So I can moniter their minds! (Lalala)"
STARRING: SHORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-DO THE WOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOGIE!!!!!!!
Now keep in mind Shorty can't control 
What VIDEO Eggman will send him next. (Lalala)
He'll try to keep his sanity 
With the help of his really stupid freinds.
SIDEKICK ROLL CALL
RIOCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!-That cow's looking at me funny....
LIL HEDGEHOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!-Glowing stuff is fun...
MUNKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!-I used to be a monkey, but I'm an echidna now!!!!
And other pointless facts (Lalala)
Repeat to yourself "Coocoo cuchoo!",
And then you can relax
for Mystery Sonic Theater 3000!
(All walk in)
Lil Hedgehog-YES!!! I'm in a MST3K!!!!! The power...the power....
Riochet-Settle down...
(All sit down, and it starts)
Shorty-Hey, who put the VIDEO in?
Munkee-(Holding movie reel) Oh, oops. (Puts in movie reel)
>COPYRIGHT NOTICE:
Shorty-Good, maybe this copyright notice will delay the 'ep a little.
>Sonic and the others are copyright Sega and Archie, 
>Anything else that happens to be copyright of someonebody belongs to them.
Lil Hedgehog-Well whoop-de-do, and good for you.
>SONIC_FAN
Shorty and Riochet-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>as usual
Munkee- Masturbates like monkey. THE END.
>does not own any part in the following t.v. show.
Shorty-Who cares?
>Blue Apple
>By: Sonic Fan
Riochet-Yeah, we established that.
Lil Hedgehog-I did.
Shorty-Me too!
Munkee-I didn't, I mean, me three.
>One day,
Riochet-<Narrarator>Sonic Fan was masturbating, 
             and Sonic walked in on him. Then Sonic died 
             because of the horrible, horrible sight. 
             Then Sonic Fan did something very naughty to Sonic 
             when he was dead.
Shorty-...Okay Rio, I think you can shut up now...
>Sonic walked into Rotor's hut. 
Munkee-Roter is a hut!!
Lil Hedgehog-Who knew? I always thought he was a walrus!
Riochet-(Singing) <Rotor> I am the hutman! I am the hutman! 
             I am the hut! Coocoo cuchoo Coocoo cuchoo!!!!
>"Yo, what up 
Munkee-<Sonic> yer butt? Brown in there?
>Rote?" said Sonic.
Shorty-Should't Sonic ask that?
Lil Hedgehog-<Rote> Go away. Bother Rotor. I'm busy.
>"Look at this," said Rotor.
Riochet-<Rotor> I actually found a way to increase
             the size of one's dick without the side effects!
Munkee-Whoa, let me try that!!
Shorty-Uh, Munkee, you forgot the <> things...
Munkee-Oh, did I?
All but Munkee-EWWWW!!!!!!
>He handed Sonic
Lil Hedgehog-Something that came from his pants...
Shorty-Uh...Lil...you're starting to sound like Rio here...
>a blue apple.
All-(In monotone) Wow. Great Rotor.
>"I have genetically engeneered this apple to be blue" Said Rotor.
Riochet-Greaaat...how will that help anything?
Munkee-I dunno, but maybe it tastes funny!
All-Mmmmmm...gentically mutated blue apple...
>"Amazing, no?"
Lil Hedgehog-No, it isn't amazing.
Shorty-<Rotor> I am from France, no?
>"Uhhh how will this help us fight Robotnik" asked Sonic.
Munkee-There probably should be a question mark after 
             Robotnik...
Lil Hedgehog-And the damn apple does nothing!
Riochet-But, no! You're wrong! It makes you a happy 
            little fairy from HappyLand, and you live 
            in a magic little gumdrop house full of candy...
            Mmmmmmmm....magic gumdrop houses filled with candy....
            (Drools)
Shorty-Eww...don't get that on me!
>"Ummmm..."
Riochet-<Rotor> It gives us horrible gas which we use 
             to choke Robotnik to death!
>said Rotor "I, er, guess
Shorty-I, er, guess yourself!
>it isn't really that useful."
Munkee-<Rotor> When I do stuff, it isn't useful.
              It starts to get going, but then it just 
              goes cold turkey.
Lil Hedgehog-Eesh. Get away from me.
>"Hmmmm yeah"
Shorty-<Sonic> Mine does the same as yours, Rotor.
Munkee-<Rotor> Let's have this talk again sometime.
>Rotor trips and falls.
All-(Ala Nelson from the Simpsons) Ha-ha!
>"oof" said Rotor.
Lil Hedgehog-Capatilize Oof, moron.
>THE END
Riochet-That was...pointles.
Shorty-But that was too short! We must find...
           (Shorty looks around, and realizes everyone 
           else left) Sigh...(Turns off light, and            walks out)
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