(Shorty and SonKnuck walk in) SonKnuck: So Shorty what are we watching today? Shorty: Neh. It's a classic! SonKnuck: But what is it? Shorty: 'Sonic fights Robotnik'! (Both sit down seeing that H.Mac and Riochet are already there) H.Mac: Hey Shorty. Shorty: Hey. Riochet: Hija Shortie! H.Mac: Uh, Shorty you did remember to turn of Riochet's Chicken Master Spelling? Shorty: Sorry... Wait a sec... (Fiddles with Riochets head) There! Riochet: Hoooo! Thanks, Shorty! All that bad spelling was giving me a head ache! SonKnuck: So what's so special about 'Sonic fights Robotnik' anyway? Shorty: Over thousands and thousands of people have MISTed this story over and over..... SonKnuck: So in other words it's a load of shit. Shorty: *Nods* H. Mac: Let her rip! Shorty: *Starts projector* >ATTENTION: This is a good story so no bad coments >please! Riochet: We'll see, We'll see..... >Author's notes.. >Lord of PEZ is awsome! Shorty: Did you write this, Riochet? Riochet: No, Damn you! >Vote NO on Ken Penders! H.Mac: Where's the ballot box though? >End of Author's notes. Now onto the stroy! SonKnuck: Hello, Stroy Shorty: Hello. >SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK H.Mac: Dum, Dum, Dum, Duummmmmm! >By SONICFAN SonKnuck: *Yawns* >Sonics best adventure yet! Shorty: Are you sure you didn't write this Riochet? Riochet: *Swings mace at Shorty* >It was a brite midday morning in KnotHole Forrest. The >animals were >doing things like they usually do. Shorty: So there fighting Robotnik and you start off on a 'brite' Sunny morning? H.Mac: He never said it was sunny. Shorty: Shut up. > Rotor was cleaning up >the sprokets. Riochet: Oh my god! Thems my sprockets ya hear!? MINE! >Bunny was repainting the huts and Tails wasx fighting >stuffed bots with >kung-fu. Shorty: Yep, good ol' Tails wasx and his Kung-fu. >Sonic was in his hut drinking a Mountian Due Riochet: That's mine! DAMN YOU ALL! H.Mac: Whoah! Rio get a grip! > and >watching TV. Furry Beavis >and Butthead Shorty: Hu huh huh huh.... Lets set fire to Robotropolis. H.Mac: Huh Huh huh hu hu.... >was on. "It's like beavis and butthead but >beavis is a rat and > butthead is a dog" Sonic says to the reader. SonKnuck: Borrrring! Change the channel! >Antoinee was in his house jamming to Greenday. Shorty: (Makes a cross with his fingers) Eveeeel! > Just out >of nowhere rotor jumps >into the room! H.Mac:..... And he bounced out again because he was so fat. >Sonic looked around his hut. "Sonic!@" saidrotor. Shorty: I don't even understand that one! Riochet: It's a typo Dummy! It's meant to be sadrotor! Shorty: He must be sad! After all you did take his sprockets. Riochet: There mine damn you! >"Look >out a SWAT-missel is >going to hit you!" >Sonic said "WHA?" and loooked out the window. A swat >missel was going to hit >him! SonKnuck: *Dull clap* (Sarcastically) Wow. How original > He jumped out of the hut and ran around the missel. >Soon it smashed >into a tree and blew into a million peices. H.Mac: That's it?! SonKnuck: You think it could have been better? Shorty: Are you sure you didn't write this Rio? Riochet: *Hits Shorty with a frying pan* Shorty: *Rubs his head* Owwwww.... >"Woah close one dude but I made it ok" he said (sonic) Shorty: Yeah, What about Sonic? And why is he in brackets? >ROtor said "Bye" and left. H.Mac: Another damn new made up character! That's two now! Tails wasx and ROtor! >[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Riochet: Ke-wl! What's that? Shorty: That, Riochet, is a fading thingie! Riochet: Cooool! I can do that! [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: Riochet stop that... Riochet: [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: Mac, sort out Riochet! H.Mac: [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: Childish are'nt they, SonKnuck? SonKnuck: [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: Aaaaaaah! >Grr said Robotnik. Shorty: See he's mad at you too! >"I hate it when missel misses!" he said, also H.Mac: ...... Riochet: [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: SHUT UP! >"THis is your fault!" he said to..... Shorty: Riochet! HA! BURN! Riochet: *Sticks out his tounge* [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] > Snively. >"no no sir!" he replied! Shorty: YES! YES! (Starts dancing to a rap tune) SonKnuck: ..... H.Mac: ...... Riochet: .... [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] >"Packbell" Shorty: Bring me my boogie board! >"Yes sir?" Shorty: Are you deaf lets.. *Gets punched by Hyper Mac* Oof! >"Kill sonic because snively is too dumb to be able too!" H.Mac: Dum, Dum ti Duh! Riochet: [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: Riochet, I'm warning you. >"Yes sir" Shorty: Was that you Riochet? Riochet: Uh, Yes...... >"What a fat" said snively, under his voice. SonKnuck: (Sarcastically) Bravo. Riochet: How wuud. >[][][][][][][][][][][][][] Riochet: [][][][][][][][][][][][][]! HAHAHAHAH! Shorty: I warned you! (Kicks him) >3 or four days later back at knothole >Sonic is chatting with Sally on IRC Shorty: Boriiing! Change the channel! > I luv u sal ;) H.Mac: Hey! I have a friend called Sal, You gay, Sonic! > Awww ;) Bad Sonic! No! Sit! > no ;p Shorty: You heard the lady! SonKnuck: Awwwwwwwww.... > you are buetiful H.Mac: Oi! Sonic some one called Saonic is trying to take Sally! > ok we ave cybersex Riochet: *Bursts out loud with laughter* > *MachHedge sets mode +b *!*@*.SonicKnothole.com > Muhahahahahahahaha!!!!! > Hey! Who set you Op? > *MachHedge sets mode +b *!*@*.SallyKnothole.com Shorty: Boriiiiing! > I'm furry... Huhuhuhuhuh... H.Mac: What a broad that Sally is huh? Shorty: Yeah. Shorty and H.Mac: Huhuhuhu... >JUST THEN ROTOR BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR IN EMERGENCY! SonKnuck: Damn you Rotor! Fix that door! >Rotor: Sonic look out we are under attack by 1000000 >SWAT BOTS! SonKnuck: (Sarcastcally) Eekcums. >Sonic: Ok i got it covered SonKnuck: So had i! >Sonic runs to the bots "Yo dudes whats up?" Riochet: This! [][][][][][][][][][][][][] HAHAHAHAH! Shorty: *Kicks Riochet and knocks him unconuisios* >Swat bots: DRRRROOOONE, WE KILL HEDGEHOG #1 PRIRORITY H.Mac: Speak english, Damn you! Shorty: Wasn't that Riochet's line? H.Mac: *Shrugs* >Sonic said "You drone alot bots" SonKnuck: *Goes insane about how stupid this FANFIC is* >Just then Sonic spinned around and around killing half >the bots. Shorty: Boriiiiiing! >The other half tried to shoot him but sonic pulled out a >power ring > and >turned into super sonic easily killing the rest with no >effort. ALL but Riochet: SUPER SONIC!!?? Shorty: i sinioc fan. i rit fanficc and power rin turn snioc into stupar stonik! >"well" said sonic "looks like 0 to me hmmmm your >counting is bad Rote" SonKnuck: Well your spelling is worse than mine! >Sonic goes back to watching TV >Robotik appears on the TV! SonKnuck: (Sarcastically) Eekcums again. H.Mac: You feeling okay? It's about the 7th time you've been saracsstcally. SonKnuck: Neh? >"Hello my name is Dr. Robotnik I have taken over the >TV station no one can >stop me ha ha ha ha." SonKnuck: Now he sounded more Sarcastic than I did! >"No way Fatnick! Let's get ready to rock!" said sonic Shorty: (In a posh english accent) Excuse me.. Your rather rude.. Riochet: (Waking up) How wuud! >Sonic was talking to Sally "We gotta stop Robotnuk!" Riochet: Who's Robotnuk? Shorty: You see when Robotnik and Knuckles love each other very much... >Tails says "Can I go too Sally?" Shorty: No! Burn! >Sally said "No you are too little robotnik and his bots >would kill you or >robotosize you" >-----WARNING if you are offended you should not read >this neck part---------- SonKnuck: Oh yes! Something juicy at last! >"FOCK YOU SALLY!!!!!!!!!!!" SCREMED tails Shorty: (Raises one eye brow) That's it? Well... FOCK YOU MAC! H.Mac: FOCK YOU SHORTY! SonKnuck: NO, FOCK YOU BOTH! Riochet: NOOO! FOCK YOU ALL! >--------Ok kids you can look now :)---------- >Sally kicked Tails "BAd Tails don't say >that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" H.Mac: What this? FOCK! FOCK YOU SALLY! Shorty: ARGH! *Kills Miles* > Sally Kicks Tails. (Banned) SonKnuck: Again? But he's already dead! >Tails said "I am mad now I hate you!" Shorty: No kidding. She just killed you. >Sonic said "oh no but we have to stop Robotnick's TV >plan! Let's go!!!!!!" >[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] Riochet: Hehehehehe! Shorty: I'm warnin' you! >Sonic was at the Tv station fighting bots that were >jumping off the antenna. H.Mac: Boingy, Boingy! >Tank-bot attacked towards sonic. All: ????? Shorty: ? H.Mac: ?? Riochet: ??? SonKnuck: !!! All but SonKnuck: Sorry. >Sonic jumped flipped >and spun in the air but >tank bot was too fast. Shorty: *Yawn* > Just then sonic ran up the wall >and tank bot hit the >wall. Riochet: How many times have we seen this? > SOnic laughted at the funniness of this. H.Mac: Ho, Ho, Ho. > Then he >went into the tv station >Robotnick was there doing the robotnik show Riochet: Remember kids the Robotnik show is (c) Robotnik! >"Dooo doo doo this is tnhe robotnick show we will be >pack arfter the messages Riochet: Speak english, damn you! H.Mac: (Flips Riochets Chicken master switch) >doo doo doo BUY KEN PENDERS > now back to the show doo do >doo its the robotnick >show our guest today is >"SONIC????????????????????????????????????????" All: Sonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >"Yes" said Sonic Shorty: .......... Riochet: Derm straight. >Sonic fought snively first. Armed with a laser gun SonKnuck: How original... >snively shot at sonic but >sonic beat him good. H.Mac: Was it good?! Shorty: It was good. > Next was packbell. He shot rockets >at sonic but sonic >jumped out of the way and kicked him down anyways. Riochet: Friend!! Derm gawd derm anyways JarJar Bix be the Gangster! All but Riochet: Riiiight. >THen Robotnick hit the >button. > The lasers were aimed at the blue blur. They >would kill him and his >friends! What will happen next! >Stay tuned for PART 2! H.Mac: (Sarcastically) The supense is killing me. >Just kidding but sirousley tit's time fro a commerical >brake. >Wheel be right back (I hope) Shorty: I hope not with that kind of spelling. >COmmercial >Ken: Hello this is ken penders i hate sonic because i >draw his comics. All: Riiiiiiight. > I really >suck why dont i just kill sally BANG Shorty: That would be good! All but Shorty: >:( Shorty: WHAT?! I'm a SEGA Sonic fan! > she died now i'll >do a crossover of sonic >and mR rogers ha ha ha ha ha i am evil. SonKnuck: Another sarcastic quote.... >No back to the show, >Sonic escaped a stickey situaton but there was more in >store for our hero. Shorty: Yuck... A sticky situation! All but Shorty: Yuck.... >RObotnick produced a bomb from his sleave. "Ha ha ha" >said he. SonKnuck: ANOTHER sarcastic quote!? >Sonic kicked robotnick knocking him out the window. >The >lardish doctor fell >5000 storys to his death. Riochet: thre 5000 of these storys!? Shorty: *Flips Riochets switch back.* >But as Tails later noted he >was not really dead. All: Riiiiiiight. >Sonic ran out of the building just in time. The bombs >fuse ended and.... >SNAP CRACKLE POP! Shorty: RICE CRISPES! All but Shorty: Uh? Shorty: Never mind. >THE BOMB EXPLODES!!!! SonKnuck: End of Story. Can we go home now? >There goes our tv shows >said sonc H.Mac: I thought it was Robotniks show! And who's Sonc? >[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]] Riochet: (Slightly giggling) >Sonic and friends had to blow up the robotik crystal >mine. All: ??????? Shorty: ? H.Mac: ?? SonKnuck: Don't start this again! >"Y'all." said Bunny Shorty: Yurr real preddy! >"these is soem weird crystals some of em are blue and >some of em are red >and some of em are green and some of em are purple and >some of em are yellow. >Some are squaree, otrhers are triangle. >Heck all y'all some of em arent even crystals at all!" >Just then they all gasped in horror. SonKnuck: I'm not suprised! > The biggest bot in >the world suddenly >appeared with its guns aimed at the freedom fighters. Riochet: And how many TIMES have we seen THIS? >"Nooooo!" Shorty: (In a posh english anncent) Nooo. Indeed. >Antoinee quipped "Ze bot es BEEEEG!" Shorty: was that 'The Bot Begs'? >SOnic and Sally attacked the bot. The bot blew up taking >the mine with it. H.Mac: A very detailed description there I don't think. >[[[[[[[]]]]]] Riochet: I can't take it anymore! [[[[[[[]]]]]][[[[[[[]]]]]]!! >Robotnik was watching this on camera. Riochet: You mean this? [[[[[[[]]]]]] Shorty: *Sighs* >"That hedgehog is a walking contradiction" > he said. >Snively said nothing, neither did packbell andthen >They all sing "Walking Contradiction" by Greenday Shorty: Eveeeeeeeeeeel!!!!!! >[[[[[[[[[[5 years later]]]]]]]]]]]]]] H.Mac: 5 years ago... Those where the days... >It was the last battle with robotnick. SonKnuck: How did they know that and who's 'robotnick'? > All of mobiuses >freedom fighters had >gathered at Kothole to discuss the plan. Riochet: Oh boy 'Kot hole'! >"Here is the plan" said Princess Sally "We sneek into >Robotropolis and sonic >you fight the bots while we blow up the death egg" SonKnuck: I think people who read Archie and don't play the games have actually forgotten what the Death egg is for. Shorty: In the Archie universe it just sits there and does nothing. >Sonic walked thrugh the woods with sally. >"Umm sall what about that cybersex" H.Mac: Sal says no, damn you! >[[[[[disco music]]]]]] Shorty: Lets boogie! >bow-bow-chicka-bow-wowp-chika-chika-bow-bow SonKnuck: Ah, Ah, Ah Stayin' alive! >Tails: Funky! (dances) disco fever! (sees sonic and >sally) OoOopS!!! sorry Shorty: (In posh english accent) Hmmmmmm yes OoOops indeed.. >The troupe arrived at robotopobis. They stormed the >death egg. All: *Yawn* Riochet: Boriiiiing! >It was and exciting battle but the freedom fighters won >in the end. H.Mac: How descriptive! >Back at Knothole celebration was in order. They >discussed how to fix the >TV station Shorty: Why? It was Robotniks show! >and antoinne danced and Chis Petrucii sang >the song of the Death >Egg battle All: Noooooooooooooo! >Sonic was on a mission dark >to defeat the evil doctor >but he beat him >like he did >and no one was asunder >thunderrr... >SONIC! SUPER SONIC! >he is the hero of our day >SONIC! SUPER SONIC! >let's all say hooray >lats all say hooray >Bookshire wept at the heartstrung plucking of the >guitar. H.Mac: *Records the Song and gives it to the 'Worst Song in the Universe' Cometition. It comes in Second place* >Tails made up with sally and gave her a hug. Shorty: *Whispering* Fock you Sally... H.MAC: FOCK YOU! >Everything >was A-OK. >Just then 50 million missels, a million swat bots and >the entre robo brigade >were attacking Knothole. RObotnick showed up, holding >the off button. All: .......... Riiiight. > Only >he had the power to stop the attack. Sonic put on his >cybersuit. > Robotnik walked >into rotors invention hut >sonic followed behind him. >They were both in the >hut sonic attacked with fists of fury! > POW! BANG! >SHABOOM! BOOM! KABLAMO! Shorty: That was so stupid, I can't even talk. >[[[[[[]]]]]]]] >[][][][][][][] Riochet: ooh! Two of them! >"I hope you had the time of your liiiiiiiiife" sang >Greenday. Shorty: Eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel! >THE END All: Phew. >Hope you liked my story! Sorry about any spelling >errors. Shorty: *Kicks projector* SonKnuck: *Walking out with the others* So what do we do now? Katherine: *Walks up to them* Hey Shorty, Hey Guys. Shorty: Hey Katherine wanna have Cyber Sex!? Katherine: FOCK YOU!