Kim The Normal One NEWBIE !!! LET`S EAT HER !!! posts: 2 (10/7/00 12:57:28 pm) Reply My Brother the Skateboarding Moron (Fic) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a true story! Today my friend, Amanda came over. So we invited Anony to go outside and ride bikes with us, and was that ever a mistake...... Amanda hopped onto her bike. Amanda: Ready! Kim hopped onto her bike. Kim: Ready! Anony hopped onto his skooter. Anony: Ready! Amanda: Let's go! *Amanda and Kim started to pedal* Anony: Wait for me! *Anony started the skooter* Amanda and Kim went down the quarter mile long hill. Anony was pedaling as fast as he cood when the stick to steer broke off his skooter. Anony:...........shit............ Anony tried to balance like on a skateboard but then he hit a rock. Anony fell on his back and the skooter went flying into a parked car. Anony:................owie.................. Kim and Amanda pedaled up the hill as fast as they could. Kim: Anony? Anony? You okay? Amanda: Come on! Wake up! Anony:........ Kim: We re going to have to carry him up the hill. Amanda looks up. Amanda grabs one of Anony's arms and Kim grabbed the other. About halfway down the hill someone was riding a skateboard. Josh: Wahey! This is fun! *Looses balance and falls off sending the skateboard straight to Kim and Amanda* Kim: ...Uh Oh! The skateboard crashes into Kim's foot making her fall on her face pulling Amanda down and there is a dogpile of Kim, Anony and Amanda in the midle of the road. Kim: *sob* Ow.... Amanda:*almost crying*That really hurts. Kim: Amanda, get off me. Amanda gets up and Anony who is lieing on the skateboard goes down the hill. Finally Anony wakes up from his faint. Anony: What? *Realizes he's on a skateboard* Cool! *Quickly stands up on board* Weeeeee! Anony reaches the end of the road and jumps off the skateboard which flies up in the air and hits a guy riding his bike. Anony: I gotta do this more often! *Anony grabs the skateboard and runs up the hill* Stay tuned for part 2 (Which I promise is cooler) Author Subject Kim The Normal One NEWBIE !!! LET`S EAT HER !!! posts: 3 (10/8/00 7:00:31 am) Reply My Bro, The Skatbording Moron pt 2.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This story gets kinda intense..(Youw ill see what I mean) My brother get's a girlfriend! All cheer for him! Part 2 Anony stood at the top of the hillm ready to start off. Amanda: Don't! You'll kill yourself! Kim: Please don't! Josh: Can I have my skteboard now? Anony started to start up the skateboard put his leg on and went down the hill at full speed. Anony: Sweeeet! *Car goes by knocking Anony off balance and into a parked car* Ow! The skateboard kept going and going til it hit someone in the back of their foot causing them to trip. Tripped dude: Who the **** did that? *Looks at Amanda and Kim* Get over here! Kim and Amanda walk over in very much fear. Tripped Dude: Can you find my wallet? Kim and Amanda give out a sigh of realief. They look up to see Anony speeding down the hill again. Anony: Yahoo! *Does and Oli (sp?)* I did a stunt! *Tires to stop the skateboard but the board goes flying into Kim* Ooop! Kim: ~~ ( *Chases after Anony* Amanda: Uh oh! *Chases after Kim* *Fast Foward* Kim and Amanda are sitting at the bottom of the hill, where a ramp is waiting for Anony's stunt. Anony started down the hill. He went faster and faster. And dang was that fast! Anony went up the ramp and over the 3 foot fence that leads down a hill nd into the rain drainage place thing. (Which is a very painful fall) Cause there is wood and rocks and concrete at the bottom. Amanda and Kim saw Anony laying at the bottom on the concrete. They started cry. They ran down their to see if Anony was alive. Amanda: Anony? Anony? Please wake up! Kim: Come on! I know you are alive! Anony: ......Uh....Did I do it? Kim: No but yourr alive! *Hugs Anony* Amanda Hugs Anony, 2 Minutes later Anony: You both can get off me now...... By then it was getting dark. Amanda was staying over for the night so Kim and Amanda went to find something to do. Anony played Megaman X2 as usual. Kim: So? Wanna go in the hot tub? Amanda: Sure I guess.....Hold on, I gotta go to the bathroom. *Amanda walks up to Anony's door, And drags Anony into the bathroom* Anony: What's going on? Amanda: *Serious Tone* Anony? Would you be my boyfriend? Anony: Meee? Why? Amanda: I always wanted boyfriend who can skateboard. Anony: Ok! I'll be yoour boyfriend. Amanda: Yes! *Makes Out with Anony* Kim:*Listning through the door* Heh,, heh, heh. I think I'll play a joke on them two. *Lock's the bathroom door from the outside with a key and duct tapes it in* Good thing my parents are at AC with Bret for the night. Anony: Okay, now I am going to continue my game. *Tries to open the door* It's stuck! Amanda: Oh man! And I gotta go to the bathroom with you in here. There is nothing you can hide behind? Anony: Look around! It's a square room with no shower. And I can close my eyes! *Panics* Amanda flushes the toilet. Amanda: Done. 1 Hour later Anony and Amanda are sitting next to eachothr on the floor talking. Kim opens the door. Kim: You guys were in here the whole time? Anony and Amanda run after Kim. Kim runs right next to the pool. When Amanda and Anony try to run and push her in. Kim runs out of the way and they fall in the 69 degree pool in 59 degrees weather. Amanda and Anony stay next to eachother to keep warm and clime out of the pool shivering in their clothes. Anony went in the house followed by Amanda. *Fast Foward to 1 AM In Anony/Kim's Room* Kim is sleeping. Anony and Amanda were laying down on the one sleeping bag. Anony: Tommorow morning! I am going to make that jump succesfully! Amanda: I know you can do it! *Kisses Anony on the cheek* Anony and Amanda fall asleep on the floor. To Be Continued.......