Subject Matt the Yak Strangely not a Yak at all. (8/17/00 6:30:45 pm) Whose Whine Is It Anyway? Round 1 (fic) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *WLiiA? opening credits and music. The 'L' in 'Line' has been crossed out and replaced with 'Wh', possibly for copyright reasons.* Shorty: Hello, and welcome to Whose Whine Is It Anyway? the show where improvisation comes to the fore, or, more frequently, doesn't. Our four competitiors for tonight are... the bored TLoB, the interested Ami, the interesting Riochet and the "emotionally interesting" Matt. *cheers from audience - the rest of TPCG* Shorty: Anyway it's time for our first game, Film and Theater Styles. Our audience will suggest a number of film and theater styles which the players will have to use in the scene that I will give them. Sonique: Errr.. Sonic Adventure! Anony: Damn! Um... another... Sonic game! Lil: Whose Line Is It Anyway? Shorty: What a creative audience we have in tonight. Alright, I'll pick my own styles then. Riochet and TLoB, you're playing first, the scene is: Taking Soccer Lessons, start... now. Riochet: Hi, have you played soccer before? TLoB: No. Well, maybe... uh, wait, that was checkers. No. Riochet: Well, the first thing to do is to learn how to kick. Shorty: *buzzes* Alright... do it in a SONIC_FAN style. Riochet: Lik I said TolB, th first THinf is to kick the BAl. U put it on UR fot and kick i an i gos into the Goal! TLoB: And thn u scor1,00,0000000 goals BANG BANG KERPOWIe ANd you beted Robtnik@!! Riochet: Yeasee Ur getting thhang og it! TLoB: HEY FOCK U! Shorty: *buzzes* Enough. Umm... Sonic Underground. And I don't believe I've got that written here. *everyone, audience, cast, and Shorty included, boos. Shorty walks up to director and violence ensues.* Shorty: Well. I think we've sorted that out. You can sit down now, Rio and TLoB, and I'll give you, um... 10 points. Ami and Matt, you're up next. Scene is: Buying Train Tickets, starting.. now. Ami: I'd like a train ticket. Matt: Well sure, where to? Ami: Um... depends where I'm going. Hang on a second... Shorty: *buzzes again* No, we won't hang on, now you have to do... a British cop show! Ami: *runs off quickly* Matt: *really bad Cockney accent) OI! COME BACK 'ERE! *into imaginary radio* Suspect on foot, am following into New Road, copy! *Matt chases Ami shouting "OI!" until*... Shorty: *buzzes* Er... Monty Python. Do Monty Python. Matt: And now for something completely different. Ami: It's... Matt: Part 3. The Train Ticket. Ami: Can I have a train ticket then? Matt: No. *hits Ami with imaginary kipper* Ami: Here, why are you hitting me with kippers? Matt: I'm not. *hits Ami with kipper again* Ami: You are. You're hitting me with kippers. Shorty: *buzzes again* OK. And because you guys actually got through more styles than the others, I'm giving you... seventeen points. *audience cheers* Sonique: Hey, why don't I have a bigger part in this? Shorty: It doesn't matter. Anyway, we'll see you after this ad break for Round 2 of Whose Whine Is It Anyway? *WLiiA? music*