Rlan oops Here it is again (The real on I hope) Mon Jun 14 05:57:02 1999 The Hougan-Ator pt 1 -------------------- By Rlan!!!! -------------------- (We see Rlan walking to TSPG HQ in drizzleing rain) Rlan: Man, Today's FUC*ED up (He walks into TSPG HQ and all the others have heaters on) Soneec: Ahh this is nice, wih my nice, warm cozy heater H.Mac: Got that right Shorty: Yep SonKnuck: true Rlan walks to his new desk, and his Heater has vanished Rlan: ALLRIGHT THAT DOES IT! WHO THE FU*K STOLE MY HEATER Azura: Oh this is YOURS?? I though it was somone elses.. Rlan: Gimmie That!! Mike: Gee someones having a bad day Rlan: Don't worry, after I have my morning cuppa I'll be alright. (Rlan goes o the coffe machine) Rlan (Shocked): RIGHT WHO HAD ALL THE COFFEE!!!!!. Edge: Oh hehe I kinda did. Rlan: WHAT!!!! Edge: well, I was thirsty. Rlan: DAMMIT I HATE NEWBIE SEASON!!! Mecha Tails: WoW Somebody agrees wih me (shock). M.T(Mecha Tails): OH NO!!!! evryone but M.T: WHAT!?!?!?! M.T: LOOK WHAT I GOT THROUGH ICQ!!! "foward this or you are doomed". (M.T lunges for the forward button) everyone but M.T: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo..... M.T why?? SonKnuck: Don't you remember what happened last time?? (M.T stares Motionless for a few minutes) M.T: Nope (Presses Forward) Soneec: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo....... (little "UH-OH"s fill the room) Mike: Damn you Mecha!!! M.T Oh NOW I remember, hehehe, sorry (sweats) Xythar: You'd better be Soneec: That's what I told you GET AIM!!! Shorty: Can't be bothered, sleepi....zzzzzzzzzzzz H.mac: well shortys gone Azura & Edge: Whats ICQ and AIM?? Rlan: Don't worry newbies, you'll figure it out sooner or later K? Azura & edge: K Back in Samantha Land A.J: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA We have perfected our cloning to become Super, mega, hyper Clones!! Andre: Hooray, we'll finally destroy TSPG Forever AHAHAHAHA Samantha: Doog tub i tnaw eip (Translaion: good, but I want Pie) Hougan: hehehehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(1 hour later)eeeeeeeheheheheheheheheheheh Cornilius: Yaey, know we kild dem all A.J: Now, who will TEST the new machine??? Andre: Not me Samanha: tom em (Translation : No me) Cornilius: Nout meh A.J: well that leaves one person Hougan: No, No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo......... (Hougan is thrown into the Cloner) Hougan: NOOOOOOOoooo, what is happening to me???? A.J: Oh No, It seems to be making HOUGAN into a Super Biening, Not A Clone!! Hougan: WoW I feel very Powerful! (A flash of lightning appears) A.J: ITS ALIVE!!! ALIVE!!!!! (In a flash Hougan is turned into a Muscley, Jacket & shades wearing Super Bieng) A.J: I think I will call him, THE HOUGAN ATOR!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Has Hougan relly become Super Strong??, Will Rlan ever get his Coffee?? Will this be a good fanfic?? Say Tuned for "THE HOUGAN-ATOR PART II" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Any comments will be great please!! :) Any spelling mistakes will be greatly appreciated Rlan The Hougan-Ator Part II (Fanfic) Thu Jun 17 04:33:38 1999 The Hougan-Ator Part II ----------------------- By Rlan ----------------------- Last time on The Hougan-Ator.. A.J: Now, who will TEST the new machine??? Andre: Not me Samantha: tom em (Translation : No me) Cornilius: Nout meh A.J: well that leaves one person Hougan: No, No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo......... (Hougan is thrown into the Cloner) Hougan: NOOOOOOOoooo, what is happening to me???? A.J: Oh No, It seems to be making HOUGAN into a Super Being, Not A Clone!! Hougan: WoW I feel very Powerful! Now, on with the story... ------------------------------- H.A (Hougan-Ator): II ffeeeell lliikkee kkiicckkiinngg ssoommee aassss A.J: Go My child! Go destroy those menacing Sonic Pandemonium Gang! (H.A walks straight through a solid granite wall) Andre: Hey! We might actually win this time (Jumps for joy) Samantha: eippiy (translation: yippee) -------------------------------- Now to the mysterious Zaclab -------------------------------- Zac: I don't know what to think anymore, first I'm one of the the bad guys, then the good guys It's just too hard *sniff* But that's going to change! hehehehehhe.... (Zac unveils his latest creation) Zac: I BEHOLD!!! THE GOOD/EVIL SLICER!!! Zac: With his device I will split into 2!!! 1 good, 1 evil!! (Zac enters the machine) Zac: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahha Back to the TSPG... Rlan: NEED COFFEE!!!! (Runs up to Xythar) Rlan: GIMMIE MY FU*KEN COFFEE!! Xythar: err.. erm (Thinks) why don' you take Shortys, he's asleep anyway (Rlan goes to he cup and drinks it) Rlan: BLECH!! This is DILMAH TEA!!! IT'S MADE OUT OF DAMN FHARLAP!! NEED COFFEE!! Soneec: Fine, you can have mi... (rlan Grabs it out of Soneec's hand and drinks) Rlan: glug, glug, glug..... Ahh........ much better, Oh, good morning everyone how yall going?? H.Mac: Oh "fine" except you wen on a rampage searching for coffee Rlan: Oh that, you gotta watch out for me, I do that sometimes Riochet: Well, have your coffee BEFORE you come here next time eh? EH?? Rlan: Got it (Just then, the Hougan-Ator bashes through the wall) H.A: hhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaa ii wwiill ddeessttrrooyy yyoouu aallll SonKnuck: Holy Crap!! A HUGE Hougan! Riochet: who? HOUGAN?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DIE MUTHA FU*KER!! SonKnuck: Who me or Hougie over here?? Riochet: Hougan SonKnuck: Oh, that's fine, you can go on a rampage now Riochet: Fine then, YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG DIE!!!!!!!!!! (Riochet pounds at the knee of Hougan-Ator) Azura: err.. Riochet.. I don't think it's working Riochet: I isn't?? Oh I see.... (Hougan-Ator fling back Riochet with 1 finger) Riochet: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH*Clunk* (hits a brick wall) (Shorty Wakes up) Shorty: *YAWN* Whats going on?? H.Mac: Oh another crazy creation of he badguys has come to destroy us again Shorty: Oh, is THAT all?? I'm going back to slee..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (good Zac enters) G.Zac: Goodmorning Chaps, what a splendid morning we have today? It's jolly good! Soneec: Zac?? Whats happened to you?? G.Zac: I have brilliantly used a clever device only I could create to make a good me, and evil me Isn't that Jolly Good??? Soneec: Err......yeah.. I guess G.Zac: What do we have here?? Oh another big scary thingy of the blasted baddies H.A: yyeepp G.Zac: Well wouldn't it be a jolly good idea to get those smashing emeralds?? Soneec: Hey Yeah! Xythar: Good idea!! Riochet: Well lets get out of here to find them. (TSPG run out of he back exit to find the emeralds) Soneec: HURRY Before the Hougan-Ator figures out that we've left! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Will they ever find the emeralds?? Will Shorty Wake Up?? Is the Good Zac a Jolly Good fellow?? Stay tuned -------------------------------------------------------------------- P.S Fharlap is a HORSE ( A very well known racing one) Any thing that has o like that is most probably to, as my letter T buggeres up I would like replies to the message :D Rlan! the Hougan-Ator, Part III Sat Jun 19 23:45:20 1999 ------------ he Hougan-Ator Part III By Rlan ------------ Last time on the Hougan-Ator G.Zac: I have brilliantly used a clever device only I could create to make a good me, and evil me Isn't that Jolly Good??? Soneec: Err......yeah.. I guess G.Zac: What do we have here?? Oh another big scary thingy of the blasted baddies H.A: yyeepp G.Zac: Well wouldn't it be a jolly good idea to get those smashing emeralds?? Soneec: Hey Yeah! Xythar: Good idea!! Riochet: Well lets get out of here to find them. (TSPG run out of he back exit to find the emeralds) Soneec: HURRY Before the Hougan-Ator figures out that we've left! Back to the Story (At Baddie Base Evil Zac Comes in ) E.Zac: Your all a whole bunch of gay Fuc*en Wankers! I could do a better job at Destroying TSPG then you do!!! A,J: Sorry, but NOONE is better than me I am the greate.... (E.Zac Judo Kicks A.J in the face) A.J: OW YOU DICKHEAD!! Samantha: woW eh si doog (translation: Wow he is good) Cornilius: Ya Andre: All Hail Evil Zac!!! (The BAds Bow down to E.Zac) E.Zac: Mwahahahahahahaahhahaahhahahahaahahahahhahaahah Meanwhile... Soneec: There it is! The Chaos Chamber!! Xythar: Hurry! Hougan-Ator is catching up! G.Zac: Oh.. isn't this exiting chaps?? Riochet: No, we can be killed G.Zac: Oh, righty 'o Rlan: Lets Move, Move, Move, Move!!!! (They get inside he Chaos Chamber) H.mac: quickly everyone! Grab a emerald! SonKnuck: HYPER SONKNUCK!! Xythar: MEGA XYTHAR!! Soneec: SUPER SONEEC!! H.Mac: HYPER HYPER MAC!! G.Zac: MEGA GOOD ZAC Rlan: ULTRA MEGA MEGA MEGRLAN!!!! Riochet: DOOMSDAY RIOCHET!!! Azura: Can I have one?? Edge: Me too?? M.X: No, your too new to bring the power of the emeralds Azura: But I wanna be Super :*( Edge: Me too! S.S: Well, too bad (H.A Bursts into the room) H.A: mmwwaahhaahhaahhaahhaa ii wwiillll ddeessttrrooyy yyoouu aallll D.R: DIE!!! (D.R goes for head shots) H.A: hhaahhaahhaa,, yyoouurr ppuunnyy ppuunncchheess ccaannnnoott sstoopp mmee!! Whats going to happen??? Is Hougan-Ator really unstoppable??? Find out on the next part of "THE HOUGAN-ATOR Rlan Hougan-Ator Part 4 FANFIC Wed Jun 23 06:38:20 1999 -------------- The Hougan-Ator Part 4 -------------- Last time on The Hougan-Ator... (H.A Bursts into the room) H.A: mmwwaahhaahhaahhaahhaa ii wwiillll ddeessttrrooyy yyoouu aallll D.R: DIE!!! (D.R goes for head shots) H.A: hhaahhaahhaa,, yyoouurr ppuunnyy ppuunncchheess ccaannnnoott sstoopp mmee!! ------------------- And Now... D.R (Doomsday Riochet): Crap Guys it aint working! H.A: Pprreeppaarree ttoo ddiiee!!!!!! U.M.MR(Ultra Mega MegRlan): C'mon guys all Help J.G.Z (Jolly Good Zac): What a Jolly Good Idea! (Back at the SPG Building) Mike: C'mon Mecha Tails We have to find Shorty in he rubble Mecha Tails: Yeah, but we need more help, hmm.., maybe Azura, and the other one can help Mike: Hey Yeah, hey hopefully will be good for something! Mike: HEY AZURA! EDGE!! COME OVER 'ERE!! Edge: Yeah?? Mike: Help us find Shorty! Azura: OK (In Samantha Land) E.Zac: As your new leader I appoint you all Jobs Samantha, you become my Guardian, Protect me from all good Cornilius, You become my Boot Shiner, SHINE ME BOOTIES!! Andre. You become my Joker, Act Normal A.J, You become my Pawn, I now use you for dangerous missions that may very well kill you Potato Man, You become my Searcher, search for The Goodies and report o me And he new Hougan-Ator is my Ultimate War Machine, now Shine me boots Corn! Cornilius: Ya Mastr (Back to the team) S.S (Super Soneec): It's no good, we can't beat him now! M.X( mega Xythar): What, You Crazy!?!, Give Up now!?! But the good guys always win!! H.H.M(Hyper H.Mac): Yeah, lets get him J.G.Z: Grand, we can do it Chaps! (All at once they hit H.A in the knee and H.A falls Over) D.R: We Can Do it, BRING IT ON!! (Samantha Pops Up with a laser gun) Samantha: I lliw yotrdas ouy lla (translation: I will destroy u all) U.M.MR: Crap, now we have a Overpowered Monster and A Girl who cant spell!!! D.R: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! H.H.M: SHUT UP!, I'm TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! S.S: as Edge would say.. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! What will happen??, Will they find Shorty??, Will the good guys win?? Will this still be interesting in the next part?? Stay Tuned Rlan Riochet The Hougan-Ator Part5 Sun Jun 27 14:16:13 1999 Last Time on...The Hougan-Ator..... ---------- >mechatails:Maybe we can get Azura....and the other one... >DR:IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! >H.H.Mac:SHUTUP!! I'm to young to die! ---------- And now......... Azura (Cynthia):Searching, searching.... mechatails:SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!! Cynthia:Sorry. :::We now go to the others::: DR:(Sarcasticly)Ooh, scary. A laser gun. SaMaNtHa:Yeh reet! (SaMaNtHa fires, and it makes a huge crator. Fortunatly, DR moves) Voice:Eh oh! All:WHAT?! EZ(Evil Zac):Hello good people. CORN!!! Cornelius:Let me guess... EZ:SHINE MY BOOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!! Cornelius:Yes... (Corn starts to shine EZs' booties) EZ:AJ? SaMaNtHa? Kill them. AJ:NO WAY!!!!! I'm the real bad guy here! EZ:SHUTUP!!! AJ:NO!!!! (EZ and AJ start beating eachother up) Corn:Uh...leaders? AJ:Yes? Corn:Shouldn't we...attack them? AJ:YES!!!!!!! Corn:ATTAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!! HA:YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HA fires some nuclear bombs) HA:DDDDDDDDDDDiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee, DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! DR:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (DR gets hit) DR:Uhhhh...(DR starts to fade into Riochet) I'm...fading...(DR turns into Riochet)...out? Voice:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Riochet:Huh? Sara:Are you OK???? Riochet:I'm okay....DOOMSDAY RIOCH.....AHHHHH! PAIN!! RGH!! DOOMSDAY RIOCHET, COME OUT AND FIGHT!!!! (Riochet once again turns into Doomsday Riochet or DR) DR:Wee. FIRE!! (DR fires missiles at HA) HA:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Voice:I'm back!!! All:Huh? (Super Duper Shorty (SDS) comes out of shadows) SDS:TIME TO DIE!!!!!!!!! Will our heroes beat our enemies? Why are we here? Who are you?! All this and more on The Hougan-Ator Part6!! TO BE CONTINUED....................