TPCG Christmas Blast: Part 1 of 3

(It's Christmas Eve, and TCPG is getting ready for a Christmas party)
Sonique: Hmm.......put the tree over to the left a little.
Mike (moves it to the left): Right here?
Sonique: Actually, it looked better back where it was.
Mike (moves it back): That better?
Sonique: No wait, I was right, it did look better on the left.
Mike: Aw, make up your mind!
Ami (walks up): Hey Sonique, I got the stockings put up.
Sonique: Great, now go help SonKnuck put up the lights.
Ami: Ok. (walks off)

(Meanwhile, outside.......)
TSP (looking through the window): So, they're having a Christmas party without me, eh? I'll teach them!
Andre: How?
TSP: By giving them a Christmas present they won't forget. Ha ha ha!!!!!!!
Andre: Whatever.

(Back at PC)
Shorty: Did you just hear something?
SonKnuck: It was probably the wind, now let's get those decorations up!
(Then, TSP sneaks in unnoticed, and puts a present under the tree that says "To: TPCG". Then he sneaks out)
MSM: Hey, I don't remember this present being under the tree.
Riochet: Well, it's blank where it says "From:".
TLoB: I wonder who put that there.
Mike: It'll just be a surprise I guess.
TSP (Outside): Oh, it'll be a surprise alright. Ha ha ha!!!!!!!

What evil surprise is in that box? What's going to happen to TPCG? Find out this and more in Part 2 of TPCG C.B.










Last time in TPCG CB:
TSP (looking through the window): So, they're having a Christmas party without me, eh? I'll teach them!
Shorty: Did you just hear something?
SonKnuck: It was probably the wind, now let's get those decorations up!
(Then, TSP sneaks in unnoticed, and puts a present under the tree that says "To: TCPG". Then he sneaks out)
Mike: It'll just be a surprise I guess.
TSP (Outside): Oh, it'll be a surprise alright. Ha ha ha!!!!!!!


And now, here's Part 2:
Shorty: I wonder what that present is.
Sev: I bet it's something really cool!
Sonique: Oh well, we'll just have to wait 'till Christmas to see.
E.T.G.: Awww, I hate waiting!
Rlan: Yeah, waiting sucks!

(Meanwhile, outside)
TSP: No, no! Open it now, you fools!
Andre: But I thought we were the fools.
TSP: Andre, just shut up.......

(Back inside PC)
Ami: Well, all the decorations are up.
MSM: Yeah, so can we open presents now?
Sev: Yeah, can we?!
Sonique: Aw, what the heck?! Let's open 'em!
All: Yeah!!!!!!!
TSP (outside): Yeah!!!!!!!
Rlan: Hmm.......what should we open first?
Riochet: Hey, let's open the one that's for all of TCPG first!
SonKnuck: Yeah, then we can open the other presents.
(Everyone unwrapps the present, and they open the box up, and there's a huge bomb with a note on it)
Mike (reading the note):
Dear TPCG,

I hope you like this present! Just to let you know, once the box has been opened, you have only 10 seconds before it explodes in your face!
Shorty: Crap, it was a trick!
Ami: We gotta get this outta here fast!
SonKnuck: Yeah, the counter's already down to 6!
TLoB: Let's go!
(TPCG takes the bomb and starts heading for the door)
Counter: 5
MSM: We gotta hurry!
Counter: 4
Riochet: Faster, faster!
Counter: 3
Mike: I don't think we're gonna make it!
Counter: 2
Sonique: What are we gonna do?!
Counter: 1
All: Aw crap!
Counter: 0

Did the bomb go off and blow up TPCG? Will out heros survive? Find out, in Part 3 of TPCG CB!













Last time in TPCG CB:
(Everyone unwrapps the present, and they open the box up, and there's a huge bomb with a note on it)
Mike (reading the note):
Dear TPCG,

I hope you like this present! Just to let you know, once the box has been opened, you have only 10 seconds before it explodes in your face!
(TPCG takes the bomb and starts heading for the door)
All: Aw crap!
Counter: 0


And now, the final part of TPCG CB:
Mike: Woah, are we dead?
MSM: I don't feel dead.......
Sev: We seem to be alive, well, except for Edge anyways. But didn't the bomb explode?
Shorty: Not exactly.......
SonKnuck: What do you mean?
Shorty: Well.......I sorta opened one of my presents early, and used these cool scissors I got to cut the wires of the bomb right before it exploded. Thanks for the present Riochet!
Riochet: Sure thing!
Ami: Now let's go and find out who's behind all this.
E.T.G.: Yeah, they're gonna pay!
(TPCG run outside and see TSP and Andre standing there)
Rlan: Alright, you're busted!
TSP:.......uh.......it wasn't me, it was all Andre's idea!
Andre: No it wasn't, it was all your idea, remember?
TSP: Yes.......it.......was.......(winks at Andre)
Andre: Is there something wrong with your eye? Besides, I even have a tape recording of you saying it was your idea.
(Andre pulls out a tape player, and plays the following:)
TSP: Man, this sure was a great idea I came up with! With that bomb present I put under their tree, it's sure to wipe them all out!
Andre: Yep, sure was a great idea you came up with.
TSP: You got that right!
(Stops tape)
Andre: See, it was your idea!
TSP: Uhh.......bye.
(TSP pulls out a rocket-pack and flies off)
Andre: Well, I better leave too.
(Andre pulls out a rocket-pack and flies off)
TLoB: Shoud we go after them?
Mike: Naw, it's Christmas. We'll let them go just this once.
Sonique: Yeah, besides, we still have a Christmas party to do.
All: Yeah!
(Everyone goes inside to open presents and have one hell of a Christmas party!)

THE END