(One day, a loser named The Sonic Project came to spam TPCG.......but he didn't know who he was messing with).
The Sonic Project(TSP): I'm SoNiQuE's MoM, mE aNd SoNiQuE hAvE lEsBiAn SeX eVeRy NiGhT!
Mike: Who the hell are you?!
TSP: I'm The Sonic Project, a loser with a crappy webpage who's going to spam TPCG!
Shorty: Why would you do that?
TSP: Because I'm a complete idiot!
Sonique: What the fuck?! I was just about to give you an award! What'd I do to you?
TSP: Absolutely nothing! That's what makes me an idiot! I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm off to spam Sonique's guestbook.
(TSP gets in a car and drives off)
Mecha Sally Metallix (MSM): We can't let this bastard get away with this. Let's get him!
Mike: To the TPCG mobile!
(All stare at Mike)
Mike: Uhh.......nevermind.
Sonique: Let's all get in my van over there and chase him!
All: Yeah!
(Everyone gets in the van and drives off)
Riochet: There he his, I can see him.
Sonique: Good thing this van has lasers.
(Sonique presses a button and lasers start shooting out of the headlights)
Ami: Awesome!
Shorty: Yeah, I think it's working!
(Then one of the lasers pops the tire on TSP's car. Everyone then gets out of the van and car)
MSM: Alright, we got you now loser!
TSP: I don't think so, you haven't won yet.
Riochet: What do you mean?!
TSP: Oh, I came prepared.......
(TSP pulls a rocket-pack out of his car, puts it on, and starts hovering in the air)
TSP: See ya, TPCG! I'm going back to my website, The Sonic Project.
Ami: Your website's name is the same as yours?
Mike: That's pretty gay, don't ya think?
TSP: Aw, shut up! (Starts flying away)
TSP (flying away): And don't think I'm not going to come back, because I'm gonna spam that guestbook!
(TSP flies out of sight)
MSM: Now what should we do?
Shorty: There's only one thing to do. We gotta go to his page, which so-gayly has the same name as he does, and stop him!
Mike: Yeah, let's go!
(All get in the van and drive off)

What's going to happen next?! Find out in TSP Attack: Part 2!




Last time in TSPA:
TSP: I'm The Sonic Project, a loser with a crappy webpage who's going to spam TPCG!
Sonique: Let's all get in my van over there and chase him!
MSM: Alright, we got you now loser!
TSP: See ya, TPCG! I'm going back to my website, The Sonic Project.
Shorty: There's only one thing to do. We gotta go to his page, which so-gayly has the same name as he does, and stop him!
Mike: Yeah, let's go!

And now, Part 2:
(TPCG arrives at TSP(the site))
Sonique: Dang, there's a steel door here. Now how are we going to get in?
Mike: I'm not sure.......there's no way we can get through it.
Mysterious Voice: But I can.......
Ami: Who said that?
Edge the Ghost: Me!
All: Edge?!
E.T.G.: That's right!
(E.T.G. flys through the steel door and presses a button on the other side to open it up)
MSM: Cool, now we can get in!
Mike: Yeah, let's go!
(Everyone goes inside)
Sonique: It's dark in here!
Riochet: I can't see!
Shorty: Ahh! We're all gonna die!
TSP: Ah, glad you could make it.
Ami: TSP! Where are you?! I can't see anything!
TSP: Oh, you guys can't see anything, can you? How about I turn on the lights for you.......
(TSP turns on the lights and TSP, Samantha, Zac, Hougan, and Andre are standing there)
TSP: Ha ha ha! All of us bad guys have teamed up to take you down!
Mike: Oh crap!
MSM: Now what do we do?!

What will happen to our heros?! Will that loser TSP win?! Find out, in TSPA: Part 3!




Last time in TSPA:
Sonique: Dang, there's a steel door here. Now how are we going to get in?
(E.T.G. flys through the steel door and presses a button on the other side to open it up)
Riochet: I can't see!
(TSP turns on the lights and TSP, Samantha, Zac, Hougan, and Andre are standing there)
Mike: Oh crap!

And now, here's Part 3:
(The bad guys tie up the good guys against a bunch of chairs)
TSP: Ha ha ha! Now that we have the good guys tied up, let's go spam Sonique's guestbook!
Sonique: NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TSP: YYYEEESSS!!!!!!! Bye, losers!
Mike: Oh great, now what?!
E.T.G.: You're forgetting.......I'm a ghost!
(E.T.G. walks through the rope and unties everyone's ropes)
Shorty: Great, now let's go get TSP!
(TCPG arrive at Sonique's guestbook right when the bad guys are about to spam it)
Sonique: Not so fast!
TSP: TPCG?! How'd you escape?!
MSM: Wouldn't you like to know?!
TSP: Oh well, that doesn't matter, you're outnumbered!
Ami: Uhh.......no you're not. We've got 6 people and you only got 5!
TSP: Doh! I'm even more stupid than I thought! Well, that's not gonna stop us, right?
Samantha: Speak for yourself!
Zac: Yeah, we're outta here!
(Samantha, Zac, Hougan, and Andre run out)
TSP: Well, I'm not leaving!
Riochet: You better if you know what's good for you!
TSP: Well, I don't! Remember, I'm an idiot?!
Sonique: Ok, that's it! Now I'm really getting pissed off! TSP, just get out of here and don't come back! And you can forget about getting my freakin' award!
TSP: No, I'm not leaving without a fight!
Mike: Then that's what you're gonna get!

What will happen?! Who will win the fight?! Find out.......in Part 4 of TSPA!



Last time in TSPA:
TSP: TPCG?! How'd you escape?!
MSM: Wouldn't you like to know?!
TSP: Oh well, that doesn't matter, you're outnumbered!
Ami: Uhh.......no you're not. We've got 6 people and you only got 5!
(Samantha, Zac, Hougan, and Andre run out)
TSP: No, I'm not leaving without a fight!
Mike: Then that's what you're gonna get!

And now, here's the final part in TSPA:
(TSP pulls out a remote and presses a button, then a force-field appeard around him)
TSP: Ha ha ha! Now I'm invincible!
Shorty: Uh-oh!
TSP: Prepare to die!
(All of the sudden the force-field disappears)
MSM: Yeah, the force-field's gone!
TSP: Dang, the batteries are dead! I knew I should have used Energizer! Those batteries keep going.......and going.......and going.......and going.......and going.......
All: Shut up already!
Ami: Hey, now that he's not invincible anymore, let's get him!
(Everyone spin-dashes into TSP)
TSP: Oww! That hurts!
MSM: Ya think?!
TSP: That's it!
(TSP pulls out a laser gun and starts shooting like crazy while everyone is dodging the lasers)
Shorty: Aw crap, what are we gonna do now?!
Ami: I don't know.......
TSP: Ha ha ha! Now I'll put my laser gun on heat-seeking mode, so the lasers will go directly towards you!
Mike: Hmm.......that gives me an idea.
(TSP fires and the laser follows Mike. Then Mike runs right in front of TSP, he jumps out of the way right when it's about to hit him, and it ends up hitting TSP)
TSP (getting shocked): OWW!
Mike (In Nelson from The Simpson's voice): Ha-ha!
(As TSP lies on the ground, Riochet runs up and takes the laser gun out of his hand)
Riochet (aiming the gun at TSP): Alright, freeze!
TSP: Ok, ok! I give up!
All: Whoo-hoo!
(Then TPCG drives TSP to jail, where they lock him up for a long, long time!)
Sonique: Hey, now that TSP's been defeated, let's celebrate!
All: Yeah!
(Then everyone goes back to PC and has a big party!)

(Meanwhile, in jail.......)
TSP: And going.......and going.......and going.......and going.......
Prison guard: Aw, shut up!

THE END