Mike Shaffer
Samantha's Death Pie: Part 1 (Fan-Fic)
Sun Jun 13 00:11:09 1999


(Don't worry, this isn't really short like my last fan-fic)

(Our story begins at Samantha's Base)
Samantha: Hmm.......what should I do to try to kill the S.P. gang this time?
Hougan: I don't know.
Samantha: I know! I've got a plan that won't fail this time!
Hougan: It doesn't involve pies or potatos, does it?
Samantha: No, you idiot! We'll attack them from above!
Hougan: How?
Samantha: With my latest invention, the Death Pie!
Hougan: I knew it was going to involve either pies or potatos. Hey, isn't that copying Dr. Robotnik's idea of the Death Egg?
Samantha: So what if it is?
Hougan: Uhh.......nevermind.
Samantha: Anyways, it's basically an over-sized bomb. We'll put it in this airship over here, and right before it's set to go off, we drop it on S.P.!
Hougan: Sounds like a good plan to me.
Samantha: It better!

(Meanwhile, back at S.P.)
AJ: Hey, who wants to join my Anit-Sonic Adventure campaign?
(No response)
AJ: Dang!
(AJ leaves)
(All of the sudden, a brick with a note tied to it busts through a window)
SonKnuck: What was that?!
H. Mac: It appears to be a note.
(Mike takes the note off the brick)
Mike: It says:
"Ha-ha-ha! In excatly one hour my new invention, the Death Pie will blow up and S.P. will be destroyed!
-Samantha"
Krist: Oh-no! What should we do?!
Riochet: We should go and try to set it off that's what we should do!
Soneec: Yeah!
Rlan: Only one problem, we don't know where it is.
mechatails (looking up): Hmm.......do you think that flying airship that says "DEATH PIE IN HERE" on it could be where it is?
SonKnuck: Probably.
Mike: Ok, let's go then!
(Everyone leaves)

(In Samantha's Airship)
Samantha: Ha-ha-ha! I bet those losers have no idea where we are!
Hougan: Well, they might.
Samantha: Why do you say that?
Hougan: Well, I spray-painted "DEATH PIE IN HERE" on our ship so that we would know which one is ours.
Samantha: But we're inside ours!!!!!!!
Hougan: .......oops.
Samantha: YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!

To Be Continued.......

What will happen to our heros? Will they succeed in stopping the Death Pie so it won't blow up S.P.? Find out all this and more in the next part of Samantha's Death Pie!

Comments please :)

Mike Shaffer
Samantha's Death Pie: Part 2 (Fan-Fic)
Sun Jun 13 11:49:38 1999


Last time on S.D.P.:
Samantha: I know! I've got a plan that won't fail this time!
Hougan: How?
Samantha: With my latest invention, the Death Pie!
Krist: Oh-no! What should we do?!
Riochet: We should go and try to set it off that's what we should do!
Hougan: Well, I spray-painted "DEATH PIE IN HERE" on our ship so that we would know which one is ours.
Samantha: But we're inside ours!!!!!!!
Hougan: .......oops.

And now, here's part 2 of S.D.P.:
Rlan: How are we going to get up there?
Krist: Hmm.......I don't know.
Mike: Wait, SonKnuck, do you still have your plane from the time we traveled to Party Land?
SonKnuck: Yeah.
mechatails: Well, where is it?
SonKnuck: At my house, I'll go get it.
(Son Knuck runs off and comes back in about 10 minutes in his airplane)
SonKnuck: Hop in everybody!
All: Ok.
(Everyone gets in the plane)
Soneec (looking at her watch): Uh-oh! We only got about 45 minutes left!
H. Mac: We better hury!
Mike: Yeah.

(Meanwhile, inside Samantha's Airship)
Samantha (looking through a window): Oh crap, they're coming!
Hougan: Uh-oh! What are we gonna do???!!!
Samantha: I know, set the Death Pie timer to 10 minutes!
Hougan: Ok.
(Hougan turns a knob on the Death Pie)
Samantha: Ha-ha-ha!
(Back on SonKnuck's plane)
Riochet: We made it to Samantha's airship!
Soneec: And we still have 40 minutes to spare!
Krist: Let's go inside.
(Everyone leaps into the airship through an open door)

(In the control room of the airship)
Samantha:By the way, Hougan, you didn't leave any doors open, did you?
Hougan: Well.......ya.
Samantha: You idiot!
(All of the sudden, our heros bust through a door)
Samantha: See what you did now, Hougan!
Hougan: Oops.
H. Mac: This seems almost too easy. All we have to do is stop the Death Pie from blowing up S.P., and we have 40 minutes to do it!
Samantha: Wrong! You've only got 10 minutes. Ha-ha-ha!
Mike: Oh crap!

To Be Continued.......

What will happen to our heros? Will they stop the Death Pie before Samantha drops it on S.P.? Find out all this and more in the next part of S.D.P.!

Mike Shaffer
S.D.P.: Part 3 (Fan-Fic)
Sun Jun 13 18:15:25 1999


Last time on S.D.P.:
Mike: Wait, SonKnuck, do you still have your plane from the time we traveled to Party Land?
SonKnuck: At my house, I'll go get it.
H. Mac: This seems almost too easy. All we have to do is stop the Death Pie from blowing up S.P., and we have 40 minutes to do it!
Samantha: Wrong! You've only got 10 minutes. Ha-ha-ha!

And now, here's part 3 of S.D.P.:
Samantha: Ha-ha-ha! Suckers!
(Samantha and Hougan run inside the Death Pie)
mechatails: What should we do?
Krist: Let's go inside and get them.
(Everyone goes inside)
H. Mac: Woah, this is excatly like Death Egg Zone from S&K.
Mike: Man, Samantha plagiarized everything!
Soneec: Look out!
(A badnik from S&K flies at everyone, but they all duck)
(SonKnuck jumps on him)
Riochet: Dang, she even stole the enemies. Can't she have any ideas of her own?!
Rlan: I guess not.
H. Mac: Hmmm.......I wonder what will happen if I jump on this switch here.
(H. Mac jumps on the switch)
(Everyone falls up to the ceiling)
Mike: Woah, cool. You hit one of the anti-gravity switches!
Rlan: Sweet!
Krist: Where should we go now?
SonKnuck: Let's go to that tube overe there!
(Everyone goes spinning through the tube, then are back on the ground)
Soneec: Let's go inside that room over there!
(Everyone goes inside the room)
mechatails: Look, over there! It's the switch to stop the Death Pie timer!
Riochet: Well, let's go and flip the swicth then.
Voice: Not so fast!

To Be Continued.......

What was that mysterious voice? Will our heros be able to flip the switch in time? Find out all this and more in the next part of S.D.P.

Mike Shaffer
Ok, here's S.D.P.: Part 4 (Final Part)
Mon Jun 14 10:51:29 1999


Last time on S.D.P.:
(Samantha and Hougan run inside the Death Pie)
H. Mac: Woah, this is excatly like Death Egg Zone from S&K.
Soneec: Let's go inside that room over there!
mechatails: Look, over there! It's the switch to stop the Death Pie timer!
Voice: Not so fast!

And now here's part 4 of S.D.P.:
Riochet: Who said that?
Samantha: I did!
H. Mac: Let's just make this a quick fight, and then in a few minutes you'll be defeated and we save S.P., ok?
Samantha: Not this time!
(Hougan, Cornelius, Zac, AJ, Amy, Potato Man, and Riogan walk in)
Mike: I guess each one of us is going to have to fight someone.
Riochet: I'll fight Hougan.
H. Mac: I'll take on Cornelius.
mechatails: I'm fighting Zac.
Soneec: I'll fight AJ.
Krist: I'll fight Amy.
Rlan: I'll fight Potato Man.
SonKnuck: I'm fighting Riogan.
Mike: I guess that leaves me with Samantha.
(Everyone starts fighting, then about 5 minutes later, Riochet kicks Hougan so hard that he falls onto the switch)
Samantha: Great job Hougan, you broke the switch!
Hougan: Uh-oh.
Computer: 1 minute to explosion.
SonKnuck: Uh-oh, since the switch is broken, we gotta get out of here!
(Everyone starts running out of the Death Pie)
Soneec: Only 10 seconds left!
H. Mac: Hurry everyone, into the plane!
(Everyone gets in the plane and starts flying away from Samantha's airship)
Samantha (still in the airship): Hurry Hougan, drop the bomb on S.P.!
(Hougan presses a button and the bottom of the ship starts to open. Then, right when the bomb is about to drop, it explodes)

(Back at S.P.)
(Everyone is watching the airhip blow up)
Krist: Woah, cool!
Soneec: Do you think Samantha's really dead this time?
Mike: I have a feeling that we'll find out soon enough.......

THE END