Mike Shaffer
Attack of the Patato-bot: Part 1 (Fan-Fic)
Sat May 29 00:28:55 1999


Our story begins at S.P.B.(Samantha Pie-Base).
Samantha: Ha-ha-ha! It's finished!
Hougan: What's finished?
Samantha: My new invention, Patato-bot 2000.
Hougan: Patato-bot 2000?
Samantha: Ya, I named it after my boyfriend Patato Man.
Hougan: What ever happened to him?
Samantha: I just made him up.
Hougan: Oh, well, what does it do?
Samantha: It will destroy all those losers at S.P., that's what it will do!

(Meanwhile, at S.P.)
Riochet: Uhh.......guys?
All: What?
Riochet: I've just got this strange feeling that Samantha is going to come back and try to kill us again.
H. Mac: What are you talking about? She hasn't came here in a long time.
Mike: Ya, don't worry about it.
Riochet: Well.......ok.
(All of the sudden, everything starts shaking)
SonKnuck: What's going on?!
Rlan: I don't know.
(Patato-bot 2000 busts through the wall)
P.B. 2000(In robot-voice): Must.......kill.......losers.
Mechatails: You're not talking about us, are you?
P.B. 2000: Yes.
All: Uh-oh!


To Be Continued.......


What will happen to our heros? Find out this and more in the next part of Attack of the Patato-bot.

Mike Shaffer
AotPB: Part 2 (Fan-Fic)
Sat May 29 11:11:18 1999


In the last part of Attack of the Patato-bot:
Riochet: I've just got this strange feeling that Samantha is going to come back and try to kill us again.
H. Mac: What are you talking about? She hasn't came here in a long time.
Mike: Ya, don't worry about it.
P.B. 2000(In robot-voice): Must.......kill.......losers.
All: Uh-oh!

And now here's part 2 of Attack of the Patato-bot:
(Soneec walks in)
Soneec: Hey, what's new?
Mike: We're all about to be killed by Samantha's invention, Patato-bot 2000. That's what's new.
Soneec: Oh, well, I've already had a bad-enough day, and I don't need some robot to make it worse. Take this!
(Soneec kicks P.B. 2000 and a huge battery falls out)
P.B. 2000: ^%&*@#^(&*^!!!!!!!
(P.B. 2000 collapses)
SonKnuck: Woah, good job Soneec!
Rlan: Hmm.......it appears that this robot ran on this battery.
(Samantha and Hougan walk in)
Samantha: Nooooooo! My beautiful creation.......ruined!
H. Mac: Umm, actually, the bat.......nevermind.
Samantha: That's it! I'm going to fix up Patato-bot 2000 so he'll be better than ever!
(Samantha and Hougan drag P.B. 2000 back to the S.P.B.)
Riochet: We gotta stop her!
Mechatails: Ya, you're right.
Mike: Let's go!
(Everyone leaves S.P. to go out and find Samantha's base)

Meanwhile, at S.P.B.:
Samantha: When those idiots come here, I've got a surprise waiting for them.
Hougan: What is it?
Samantha: Oh, you'll see soon enough. Ha-ha-ha!!!


To Be Continued.......


What evil surprise does Samantha have? Will our heros find Samantha's base? All this and more in the next part of AotPB.

Mike Shaffer
AotPB: Part 3 (Fan-Fic)
Sat May 29 13:58:09 1999


In the last part of AotPB:
(Soneec kicks P.B. 2000 and a huge battery falls out)
P.B. 2000: ^%&*@#^(&*^!!!!!!!
Riochet: We gotta stop her!
Samantha: When those idiots come here, I've got a surprise waiting for them.

And now, here's part 3 of AotPB:
(After about an hour, our heros have made it to S.P.B.)
Rlan: Man, that took a while.
SonKnuck: Yeah.
Mike: Well, we're here now, so let's go in.
All: Ok.
(Everyone enters Samantha's base)
Voice: So, you finally made it.
H. Mac: Hey, who said that?
Samantha: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hougan: And meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet: Not this crap again!
Samantha: That's it! Now you're going to have to face my new invention, Ultra Mega Patato-bot 3000!
All: Ultra Mega Patato-bot 3000?!
Samantha: Yes, and it is much more advanced that my old Patato-bot 2000.
Mike: That's bad, isn't it?
SonKnuck: Yes, it is!
Mike: Crap!
(Then, all of the sudden, a big huge robot comes in)
Soneec: Uh-oh, this is bad.
Mechatails: What are we going to do?!
Samantha: Ha-ha-ha!


To Be Continued.......


What will happen? Will U.M.P.B. 3000 destroy everyone? Find out in the next part of AotPB!

Mike Shaffer
AotPB: Part 4 (Final Part) (Fan-Fic)
Sun May 30 12:29:49 1999


In the last part of AotPB:
Samantha: That's it! Now you're going to have to face my new invention, Ultra Mega Patato-bot 3000!
Mike: That's bad, isn't it?
SonKnuck: Yes, it is!
Mechatails: What are we going to do?!

And now, here's part 4 of Attack of the Patato-bot:
U.M.P.B. 3000: Must.......kill.
Rlan: Oh no!
Samantha: Ha-ha-ha! Just to make sure that you won't escape, I'm turining him up to full power.
(Samantha turns the knob on her switch)
SonKnuck: Well, I guess this is the end.
Riochet: I'm too young to die!
Mechatails: Me too.
H. Mac: Me three.
Samantha: Oh, will you just shut up already?!
All: NO!
(U.M.P.B. 3000 comes up to everyone and is about to kill them. Then, sparks start flying out of him)
U.M.P.B. 3000: Oh.......no. Power.......overload.
(U.M.P.B. 3000 explodes)
Soneec: Cool!
Samantha (crying): Why???!!! Why can't I ever suceed in killing you guys???!!!
Mike (In Nelson from The Simpson's voice): Ha-ha!
Mechatails: So, I guess that's it.
Rlan: Let's get out of here.
All: Ok.
(Everyone except Samantha and Hougan leave. Samantha stays crying on the ground)
Hougan: Poor Samantha.
(Hougan leaves)

Back at S.P.:
H. Mac: I'm glad that's over.
Mike: So, what should we do now?
SonKnuck: Let's party!
All: Yeah!


THE END