mecha tails
TRICKED! part one(fanfic)
Tue May 25 18:10:48 1999


one day.....
mechatails: uh-ho, i got a url, forward to all of your friends, or else! oh boy, better do that.
(mechatails forwards url to all on his list)
SECMAN: MECHATAILS! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS SPAM URL??????
mechatails: ahh, damn it, i got tricked agian.
SONKNUCK: WHAT THE HELL???????? MECHATAILS, WHAT'S THE POINT?????????
SECMAN: he was tricked into sending these url's
YARHARHAR: WHAT THE??????????
mechatails: sorry, i was tricked into sending that phony url.
MILES: NOT AGIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YARHARHAR: he was tricked, agian
ZAC: DAMN IT, WHAT THE HELL????
SONKNUCK: he was tricked into sending that url
SONEEC: hi guys, what's wrong?
ZAC: mechatails sent us another false url.
SONEEC: oh, let me guess, he was tricked?
mechatails: yep
SONEEC: well, try not to do it agian
ALL BUT SONEEC: who sent this url to you
mechatails: beats me, the person had no name
SONKNUCK: hmm, who is this persons IP?
mechatails: hmm, ip no 123.456.78
(edetors note, i made up the ip number.)
SONEEC: andre?!?!?!?!?!?!
mechatails: him? grr, i want his head on a platter.
ALL BUT mechatails: your not the only one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mechatails: lets go.
(at andre's secret lair)
ANDRE: HAHA! i did it agian, i tricke mechatails agian, come samanatha, an watch me do it agian.
SAMANATHA: ygftgfdxftguktdfguyvtsgkjfgkbh98767.
(translation: yes master, but i want some pie first.
ANDRE: mabey later. i'll start another url for mechatails to send.
SAMANATHA:hzgfystfguhtgvfykdjyfdif
(translation: but i want some pie now)
ANDRE: HOW DARE YOU REBEL AGIANST ME, I CREATED YOU!
VOICE: HA! YEA RIGHT
ANDRE: WHO?
VOICE: HA, I AM SURPRISED ANDRE THAT YOU DON'T REMBER ME, RLAN! 
ANDRE: HA, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?
RLAN: HMM, HOW ABOUT A SHOT FROM A PLASMA GUN?
ANDRE: OHHH, I'M SO SCARED! in case you don't know, i was being sarcastic.
RLAN: TIME TO DIE!
ANDRE: HA, SAMANATHA, GET HIM!
SAMANATHA: hrkfhweke
(translation: but i want pie!!!!)
ANDRE: JUST DO IT!
SAMANATHA: hguisdfjh
(translation: fine, i'll do it)
(samanatha lunges at rlan before rlan could shoot his gun)
RLAN: AHHHHH!!!
VOICES: DON'T WORRY, WE'LL HELP!
RLAN: HUH? SONEEC? mechatails? ZAC? SONKNUCK? SECMAN? MILES? YARHARHAR? what are you doing here?
ALL BUT RLAN: where here to kick andre's butt
ANDRE: SAMANATHA! ATACK THEM!
SAMANATHA: ilushfdbefgexh
(translation: but i want pie!
ANDRE: JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!
mechatails: ha! i have a little surprise for you! say hello th mr. plasma cannon!
ANDRE: AHHH!
(mechatails fires the cannon at samanatha)
ANDRE: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mechatails: NOW IT"S YOUR TURN
ANDRE: HA! 
(the samanatha pieces start coming togher agian)
ANDRE: SAMAMATHA IS INDUSTRICTABLE
ALL: oh shit



will the gang destroy samanatha? will mechatails stop getting tricked into sending false url's? find out in TRICKED! part two, please note, i will still write paff part 8 soon, i just felt like writing my own fanfic this time.

mecha tails
TRICKED! part two
Sat May 29 18:18:15 1999


what happend on TRICKED! eariler is that mechatails was tricked into sending another fake url. sonknuck, zac, miles, yarharhar, and secman got angry at mechatails because of that. then soneec came in, and mechatails told her the persons ip that sent the url to him. soneec said that was andre. at the time andre was going to make another url for mechatails to send. before andre got started, he was stoped by rlan, witch didn't slow down andre. after what looked like that rlan was going to face certain death by samanatha crapface the gang came and stoped samanatha. mechatails brought a plasma cannon an shot samanatha. but samanatha didn't die from the shot. will the gang surive samanatha and andres wrath? read on and find out.

mechatails: AHH! IT'S THE BITCH FROM HELL! RUN!
SONEEC: NO WAY AM I RUNNING! LETS FIGHT THE BITCH!
SONKNUCK: ARE YOU CRAZY SONEEC? SHE'LL KILL US ALL!
RLAN: NO, SHE WON'T! 
(RLAN fires his plasma gun at samanatha) 
SAMANATHA: uhtczkjfhdbxgjyfgvrdxtgnbdj
(translation: AHH, YOU SON OF A WHORE! AHHH!)
( SAMANATHA LIES DEAD COLD ON THE GROUND) 
ANDRE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
mechatails: now it is your turn!
(mechatails fires but misses, but luckely hits an explosive right behing him, killing andre) 
mechatails: WHO-HOOOOOOOO! YEA! YIPEEEEE! HE IS DEAD! YAH-HOO!
ZAC: it ain't over yet! 
mechatails: shut up zac.
ZAC: why don't you?
mechatails: ha! talk to me like that agian, and i'll shoot you with my plsma cannon!
ZAC: yea, i know you don't have the guts to do it
MILES: quit fighting!
SECMAN: YEA, YOU TO, QUIT IT!
ZAC: YOUR A CHECKEN! cluck cluck!
mechatails: THAT'S IT, SAY BYEBYE!
(mechatails shoots zac, and hits) 
ALL BUT mechatails: OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED ZAC!
(nobody cares about zac's death, so mechatails isn't going to court for his actions)
SONEEC: hmm, now that andre, samanatha, and zac are gone, what do we do?
MILES: hmm, i don't know.
SONKNUCK: hmm, why don't we celebrate?
SONEEC AND MILES: good idea.
(at the party)
SONEEC: fun party
mechatails: good idea, sonknuck
SONKNUCK: thanks
VOICE: go ahead, have your fun, but soon your fun will end
mechatails: i fell funny
SONKNUCK: how so?
mechatails: i don't know
(all of a sudden, the lights go out and mechatails starts attacking everyone)
SONKNUCK: mechatails, what the hell is your prolblem.
mechatails: HA! i am not mechatails! i am ANDRE!
SONKNUCK: but andre's dead!
andre in mechatails: HA! you may have killed andre, but his spirt still lives!
mechatails: WTF?
andre in mechatails: HA! i control your puny body now mechatails!
mechatails: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SONKNUCK: grr....
SONEEC: this time, andre, i will kill once and for all
andre in mechatails: HA! destroy this body and you destroy your friend!
SONEEC: GODDAMIT!
SONKNUCK: hmm, i have a plan to drive out andres spirt in mechatails.
SONEEC: HOW!
(sonknuck tells everyone his plan)
mechatails: leave me alone!
andre in mechatails: NEVER!
mechatails: NOOOO!!!!!
SONEEC AND SONKNUCK: hello andre
mechatails: SONEEC, SONKNUCK, HELP ME!
andre in mechatails: HA! by the time they can help you, you will be destroyed
SONEEC: oh andre, take a look at this!
(soneec pulls out a sonic adventure game)
andre in mechatails: NO!!!!!!!!
mechatails: my my, how have the tables have turned.
(andre leaves mechatails body, then andre is destroed as soon as andre gets out of mechatails body)
mechatails: is he gone?
SONEEC: i think so.
mechatails: wehew, glad that's over.



THE END