Author Subject 
Lil Hedgie  
Newgular
(8/30/00 10:35:23 am)

 FANFIC!!!! (READ)
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 Edge's post of that Nintendo thing inspired me to do a little fic between the mascot wars! If you are offended, sorry about that...well, enjoy!:

THE MASCOT WARS

*Mario walks in laughing as Crash Bandicoot (CB) stares at him in a pissed off way*

Mario: Mama Mia, I'm-a kicking some mascot butts

CB: Well, _I_ should be the one to do that, Mr.Fat plumer

Mario: What-a did I do?

CB: Well, _YOU_ made this new Nintendo system that appears to be better than the playstation 2!

Mario: Well...yeah?

CB: YOU STOLE OUR IDEA!!

Mario: No I-

CB: I outta spin *attracts Sonic's attention who looks offended* my way up your sorry ass!!

Sonic: HEY!

CB: What?

Sonic: _I_ could do the spinning faster than you can so quit using my word, use twirl

CB: You wanna fight with me, hedgehog?

Tails: *Grabs Sonic's arm* Can I fight him, please, please, please?

Sonic: Uhh...

Knuckles: *Pushing Tails out of the way* I'LL DO IT

Tails: *Standing up* _I_ asked first!!!

Knuckles: Bah! You can't kick Kirby's ass if he were dead

Kirby: Wha?

Tails: THATS IT! *Attacks Knuckles*

Toad: Fight fight fight!

*Toadstool walks in and sees Tails and Knuckles fighting*

Toadstool: *Crying* DO SOMETHING MARIO!!

Mario: *Trying to avoid Sonic's spines cause he and CB are fighting close to him* I'm-a busy right now, you do it

Toastool: But, I'm a princess

*Sally pops in*

Sally: Well..._I'M_ a princess, but I'm not bragging about it, now bow down to the house of acorn!

Toadstool: Ummm...you are bragging

Sally: Ok, thats it, you are going DOWN *Attacks Toadstool but Toadstool keeps using her heal thing from Mario RPG* QUIT IT!!!

Toadstool: NO!

Duke Nukem: (DN) *Looking pissed* SHUUTUP YOU BITCHES! *Shoots Toadstool and Sally*

Toadstool: *Healing herself* I'M STILL ALIVE....uhh....Sally?

Sally: *Twitching* Tell Sonic...I love him

Sonic: *Kissing Lara from Tomb Raidor* Say what?

Sally: YOU BASTARD

DN: Hey, Lara, wanna see my 'gun'? 

Lara: *Kissing Sonic* Neh, I'm fine here

DN: Awww damn

Sonic: She may be from Playstation, but I LLLLOOOOVVVVEEEEE THIS!!

*Shadow Warrior (SW) (My favorite Bllodbath character =D) walks in shooting bunnies* 

SW: I'mmmmmmmm hhhhheeerrreee, whoa, Lo Wang feels like kicking some mushroom ass *Slices Toad in half*

Mario: MAMA MIA!!!

Meowth: ATTENTION AVERYONE *Everyone stops fighting and 
stares angrily* Pikachu has an announsment to say

Pikachu: Pika pika chupika chhuuuu pikachu chupika kachu pika pika pika chu pika pika chu pikachu chupika ka pi

*All raise an eyebrow*

Piachu: Pika pika?

DN: THATS IT *Shoots pikachu*

Bart: Whooooooaaa, dude, look at that

Homer: Mmmmmmmm, ddddoooooonnnnuuuuttttttsss

Ash: *Holding pikachu with a sad face* pppiiiikkkkaaaacccchhhuu

Nelson: HAW HAW

Nurse Joy: *Comes out with a new pikachu* Here you go, its as good as new

Sonic: THATS PATHEDIC, YOU CAN'T BRING SOMEONE OUT OF THE DEAD

Nurse Joy: I had enough *Attacks Sonic but Sonic slices her in half with the spindash*

SW: Lo Wang think blue hedgehog is the coolest *Hugs a Sonic plushie*

Chu chu Rocket: Aren't you a bloodbath character?

SW: Oh yeah *Shoots Officer Jenny*

Jenny: YOU ARE unnndddeerrr arresss- *falls on the ground twitching*

Sally: *Still twitching* Hear hear!

Sonic: I'm outta here *Jumps off screen*

Tails: THIS IS NOT SONIC CD!!

Sonic: *Reappearing* Oh yeah

Knuckles: Lets go

All 3 SEGA characters: OK

Sonic: Can I bring someone though

Tails: Who, Sally?

Sonic: *Picking up Lara* Nope

*Yoshi walks with them*

Yoshi: YOSHI!

Sonic: *Winking at the screen while holding Lara* Heh heh

*All walk away as the others beat the living crap out of eachother, SW escapes harmless and laughing*

SW: Whoa, Lo Wang feel like singing, HA HA, hey, you don't like music?

END!

What did you think?

All: Uhh.....
Edge: HUGBEES
All: Yeah, thats it!

I'm in a mood to play Sonic 1 right abooouuuuttttt...NOW! *Runs off*