Ficcy!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Follow Ups ] [ Post Follow Up ] [ Message Board Index ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by Lil Hedgie on July 25, 2000 at 19:15:03 Title: World without Shorty TPCG is angered cause Shorty did an accident sending Riochet to the hospital, everyone sees as he is being taken away to the E.R Riochet: *Waving bye-bye from the ambulance* Be sure to take care of my jelly bean collection.... TLoB: I will, Rio! Ami: *Turning to Shorty* Honestly, Shorty, that was not funny Shorty: but-but-but-but I thought it was April 1st Sonique: The calendar fell, ok? Shorty: Well... Ami: That still doesnt excuse what you did to Riochet, he could have lost half his brain *At the E.R, Riochet thinks his pillow is his brain* Riochet: *Clenched at the pillow* Well, Pinky, I think I'm gonna die...whats that, you need to go to the bathroom, well hold it in, what is it? You like ice cream, me too, Pinky? I wish you were a person to talk to....yes? Uh huh, Oh quit being stupid, Sonic is blue not red... *Goes back to TPCG* Sonique: *Sigh* Shorty, I would expect this from LH but not you.. Lil Hedgie: Someone call my name All: SHUTTAP Lil Hedgie: Ok *Shorty walks over to his room* Shorty: Nobody respects me, *Sigh* Why should I be here, THE WORLD WOULD BE A LOT BETTER WITHOUT ME *A ghost suddently appears staring at Shorty* Shorty: Who are you? Ghost: Im your guardian angel, call me Tally Shorty: Tally? Tally: Thats my name dont wear it out Shorty: I wouldnt want to, so why are you here? Tally: Just to tell ya the world needs ya, Shorty Shorty: Why? How? Tally: Lets see our Non-Shorty world... *TPCG appears but everyone looks odd, we hear LH screaming orders* Shorty: What the hell? Why is LH doing that? Tally: Shes the boss Shorty: BOSS?! Tally: Yep Shorty: How? Tally: I dont have the slightest clue, she just ran in and said she was the boss Shorty: What about Sonique Tally: She was never born.. Shorty: WHAT?! Tally: Without you, why should se be here in the first place? Shorty: .....what about Riochet? Tally: .... Shorty: Well? Tally: ..hes the most succesful guy on Earth Shorty: the hell????? Tally: He is the owner of the jelly bean Company..hes also the owner of candy, hes like a god of Willy Wonka Shorty: - Tally: Wanna know about your sweetheart Ami? Shorty: Ami? Yes, tell me, whats happening to Ami? Tally: She is girlfriends with Mario Shorty: MARIO????!?!??!?!?!????!?!?!?! Ami: *Giggling* Mario, you are so funny, hehehehehe Mario: Ma Ma Mia! You are so pretty! Shorty: *About to throw up* What about the others? Edge, SonKnuck, Munkee, Matt? Well? Tally: They are Rugrats fans Shorty: No! Anything but that!! Tally: Uh huh... Shorty: TLoB? Something MUST have happened to him! Well? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM Tally: You mean The Lord of Boredom? HA! hes the perkiest man alive His name is TLoP, The lord or perkiness Shorty: Oh shi- TLoP: HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHEYALLLOOKATMEIAMTHEHAPPIESTMANALIVE!! AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Shorty: Anony one! SoniProw! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THEM??? Tally: They were never newbies here, they are Rocket Power fans Shorty: NOT ROCKET POWER!!!! Tally: Yep.. Shorty: ...The chaos? What happened to Moody, Kefka, Yerher, Chaochi, and all the others Tally: Sonic The Hedgehog doesnt even exist Shorty: But then the world would be shi- Tally: Uh huh Shorty: Them what are the Chaos? tally: They are.......................Yoshis! Shorty: NNNNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!! I'M SICK OF THIS, I DONT WANT LH TO BE THE BOSS, I DONT WANT SONIQUE TO NEVER BE BORN, I DONT WANT AMI SUCKING UP TO A FAT PLUMER, I DONT WANT RIOCHE- hes succesful, hmmm, I DONT WANT THE CHAOS TO BE YOSHIS, I DONT WANT ALL THE PEOPLE TO BE FANS OF CRAP! I WANNA EXIST, BRING ME BACK, PLEASE, TAKE ME BBBBAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!! Tally: .....ok, whatever.. *Shorty wakes up and sees everyone standing there staring at him, Riochet looking* Shorty: AMI!!!!!! What are you? Ami: ...your girlfriend of course Shorty: Yes! SONIQUE! You exist! Sonique: Ive existed for the last 18 years Shorty: LH, your a worthless piece of sh*t Lil Hedgie: At your service! Shorty: Anony one and Soniprow, you are newbies Anony One and Soniprow: Pie is good Shorty: Edge, SonKnuck, Matt, Munkee, everyone, you are all here!! Everyone: Sonic is blue and a hedgehog! Shorty: Chaos!!! You exist! Chaos: FEED US!! Shorty: TLOB! You are boring! TLoB: And proud of it! Shorty: And Rio.......you have a jelly bean collection Riochet: My brains name is Pinky Shorty: The world is good!!!!!! ~End~ I was bored.......and I apologize if I offended anyone