Author Subject Lil Hedgie MARIO FREAK !!! posts: 249 (10/28/00 9:42:10 am) Reply Sonic vs. Mario....THE SEQUEL!! *READ* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay...Sonic vs. Mario the sequel *Tails is on AOL, his screename is FoxBoy124, Amy is staring at Sonic and Sonic is watching TV* FoxBoy124: So...Honeybee6912, how old are ya? Honeybee6912: 18, u? FoxBoy124: I am....19 Honeybee6912: oooohhhh FoxBoy124: Hey, baby Honeybee6912: Yes? FoxBoy124: What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Honeybee6912: What? FoxBoy124: My zipper! Honeybee6912: Ooh! Sonic: TAILS!!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?????!!! FoxBoy124; I got to go, okay, bye! (Signs off) Sonic: What were you doing?? Tails: *laughing nervously* Talking to an ol' friend Sonic: Tails....Honeybee6912 is SALLY Tails: *Pale face* Wha? Sonic: I have talked to her for a long time..good thing she's not mine no more *Sticks out tongue, making a face* Tails: SO YOU MEAN I HAVE BEEN FLIRTING WITH A SQUIRREL???!!!! Sonic: Excuse me? Flirt? Tails: *Gets anime sweatdrop* Uhhh....errr...ahem......SHE MADE ME DO IT!!! Sonic: Thats it, sign on Tails, you are gonna have to apologize to Sally in her....cyber-face! Amy: Who wants to apologize to HER?? She already dumped you..I wouldn't dump you Sonikku Sonic: ..... Tails: Wait a minute...SHE LIED TO ME ABOUT HER AGE *Sobs* I feel so uuuusssssssseeeeeeeeeeedddddd *Sonic rolls eyes* Sonic: Sign on Tails! Amy: She's just a skanky little goody-two-shoes princess slut! *Sonic and Tails turn to Amy with a pale face* Amy: Well...everyone's got opinions!! *Tails signs on* Tails: Okay, I'm online *Clicks on Honeybee6912* There I go (Chatting on AIM) Honeybee6912: Hey, foxy man Sonic: .......Tails... Tails: Shuttup! I'm, chatting! Sonic: *Sits on the floor mumbling stuff about Sally* Honeybee6912: So, how will we start? FoxBoy124: Ummmmmm Honeybee6912: Come on, foxy man, lets get started Sonic mind: What a horny princess FoxBoy: ...I'M TAILS SALLY!!!!! Honeybee6912: ..TAILS???!?!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!!! FoxBoy: Well.... *Tails suddently gets an instand message from WackHatMamaMia* Tails: Who's this guy? *Clicks* WackHatMamaMia: Mama mia, you stupid fox, you and your blue little pincushion got o hell mama mia leave the games to the pros mama mia peach won't go out with me mama mia i'm sad! FoxBoy124: HEYYYYYY!!! MARIO!!! WackHatMamaMia: Its-a me MARIO!! MAMA MIAAAAAAAAA!!!!! FoxBoy124: I AM OFFICIALLY GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!! Sonic: TAILS!! TALK TO SALLY!!! Tails: Screw her, WE NEW TO KICK SOME PLUMMER BUTT!!! Amy: Wait, the doorbells ringing! Sonic: Sign off, Miles Tails: Call me _TAILS_ Sonic: DAMMIT!! Okay..._MILES_ Tails: AHHHHH!! *Falls off seat* Amy *Giggles and hops onto the chair evily and talks to Honeybee/Sally* HoneyBee6912: TAILS!! HEY TAILS!!! YOUR AUNT SALLY WANTS YOU!!! FoxBoy124: Hey, this is Sonic! Honeybee6912: S-Sonic? <3 FoxBoy124: I hate you Sally, you suck you skanky princessy girl!! Amy is my girl!! You hear?? MINE!! She's my girlfriend!! JAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Screw you Sally, BYE!!! Honeybee6912: YOU LITTLE HEDGEHOG!! WHY I OUTTA KICK YOUR- *Amy signs off* Amy: Tee hee, that'll fix her!! *Sonic opens door and he sees a yellow plummer with a clown face* Plummer: Mama- I mean, HI! I heard your pipes are broken! I want to check Sonic: But I- Plummer: SHUT U- I errr mean I need to check it okay? Sonic: ....fine Tails: What did you do, Amy? Amy: What do you mean? Tails: Wha'd you say to Sally? Amy: I....told her to go to hell? Tails: *Long pause* Oh, ok, I thought it was more serious Amy: *Laughs* *Sonic and plummer arrive at the bathroom* Plummer: MAMA M- I mean, I must check it now Sonic: *Suspicious face* O-kay.. *Plummer hops into toilet and flushes himself in* Sonic: WAITTTTTT!!!!!!! *Plummer reappears and throws spikeys at Sonic* Plummer: MUAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH, MAMA MIA!! DIE SONIC!!! Sonic: *Dodges them all* I KNEW IT WAS MARIO!!! Mario: *Taking off clown mask and yellow plummer outfit* How did you-a know it was-a me Sonic: Your fly was open and the word 'MARIO' was printed in your underwear Mario: .... Sonic: WHY do you want to kill me? Mario: .... Sonic: WHY?? Mario: .....*Begins to cry* YOU HAVE A PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND!!! Sonic: ...No I don't Mario: Wha? Sonic: We aren't together no more...besides, she doesn't belong to the SEGASONIC crew Amy: *Pops out* I'M FROM THE SEGASONIC CREW, right Sonikku? Sonic: *sighs* _YES_ Amy Amy: YIPPE!!! Sonic: Okay, so whats wrong? Mario: Peach doesn't wanta get it on!!! Tails: *Pops out* Maybe she likes it orally Sonic: *Turns quickly* WHUH????!!! Tails: Try it, maybe she wants it anally. Hmm...try bondage! Mario: gee-a thanks-a you Tails *Jumps back in toilet and flushes away* Amy: *Waving bye* Be sure to send my regards to Mr.Hanky Mario: *Voice fading away* I-a willllll!!!!!!!!!! Tails: Well....he's gone...hope he goes well with Peach Sonic: *Turning to Tails with anime sweatdrop* Okay, Tails, no more AOL for you Tails: But........I HELPED MARIO!! I GET CURIOUS OKAY??!!! Sonic: So THATS what were those disks saying "XXX, don't look" means!!! Tails: .... Amy; Sonic, someones at the door Sonic: Hmm? *Opens it* Sally: *Gasping for breath* You-stupid-little-hedgehog Sonic: Whats this about Sa- *Sally begins to try to fight Sonic but Sonic keep jumping away from her* Sonic: WHAT THE HELLLLLL?????!!!!!! Amy: KICK HER ASS SONIC KICK HER ASS!!!! End Next....I have _NO_ idea, A little help?