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Lil Hedgie  
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(10/26/00 6:13:35 pm)
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 Sonic Vs. Spyro!! *READ!!*
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 Yep! I finally revived the 'Sonic vs.' collection with the premiere: Sonic vs. Spyro

*Sonic is flipping through the channels, bored because he hasn't fought anything in a LONG time*

Sonic: *click* Boring, *click* boring, *click* saw it, *click* saw it, *Click* saw it, *click* saw it, *Click* annoying, *Click* weird

TV: Do DO Do itz da robotnick show wiht our hots dr. robtin dod dodd do

Sonic: *Raises eyebrow* I don't even WANT to ask *Changes channel* Here we go

TV: *Shows Godzilla roaming the place and chinese people run around, screaming*

Sonic: Now, this is my kind of MOVIE-

TV: Spyros back, with over 35 new levels and *Yacks about how cool Spyro is*

Sonic: NOO!! M-Y GODZILLA!!!!

TV: Playstation!

Sonic: ......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Tails: *Jumps in* What the hell is going on???!!!!

Sonic: *Turns to Tails* Not this _AGAIN_ First, its @$$ now its hell *Changes channel*

TV: *The episode on South Park about the evil mutant fish is playing* Cartman: This is hella weird, you are hella stupid

Tails: Hey Sonic, this show is hella cool

Sonic: ..DAMMIT!!!

Tails: ..dammit, DAMMIT!!!

Sonic: *Stands up* I wanna see Godzilla...

Tails: Wasn't it on?

Sonic: It was a Spyro commercial.......grrr, how dare he use that movie..

Tails: Spyro is hella evil *Sonic stares at Tails* WH-AT????

Sonic: *Smiles evily* I'm gonna pay Spyro a 'visit'

Tails: YAY!!! LETS KICK SOME DRAGON @$$!! *Sonic stares at Tails* Don't make me say hella again you stupid hella hedgehog

Sonic: GAY!!

Tails: HELLA!!!

~Moments later~

*Sonic is knocking on a cave door, not getting an answer*

Sonic: HEYY!!!! C'MON, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!

Tails: GET OUT SO WE CAN KICK YOUR DAMN HELLA @$$!! *Sonic stares at Tails* STOP IT!!!

Sonic's mind: Thats a lot of profanity.... 

*The cave suddently opens and Spyro trots in acting cute*

Spyro: Hi I'm Spyro. I wanna be your friend. I blow fire and save the dragons. Did you see my commercial. Wasn't it cool?

Tails: Actually, your commercial is pure sh*t *Sonics eyes turn pin-point looking at Tails*

Spyro: WHHHATTTTTTT?!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY WONDERFUL COMMERCIAL???!! *Blows fire at Tails* DIE!!

*That little dragonfly dude flys in dancing around, eating the butterflies*

Tails: Ewww, look at that hella big dragonfly *Steps on it and Spyro freaks out*

Spyro: NOOO!!!! I'M WEAK NOW!!!!!!

Sonic: Wait a minute, you're weak...NOW???!!! What about..ALWAYS!!

Spyro: THATS IT, TIME FOR ME TO OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS!! *Tries opening a can of beer* Can you help?

Sonic: *Raises eyebrow* He just doesn't get it...

Tails: I WANNA OPEN THE HELLA CAN OF BEER *Grabs the beer and freely opens it.

Sonic: Wait a minute, you're a dragon?

Spyro: NO DUH!!

Sonic: Aren't dragons extinct???

Spyro: Aren't hedgehogs BROWN???

Sonic: COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT BUDDY!!!

Spyro: *Backs away* NO!!!! I need to keep my cuteness up

Tails: Look you hella non-cute fakie little lizard *Picks up a Flicky* Now, _THIS_ is cute

Spyro: THATS!!! IT!!! *Grabs the beer can and drinks it all up*

Sonic: *Sarcasm* Oh look, the cute little dragon is going to kill us with his mystical 'Throw Up' attack */sarcasm* HAHAHHAHA

Spyro: *Shakes and begins to dance like Richard Simmons* ~Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight *Dances* get down tonight *Dances* ~

Sonic: AHHH!!!!!!!!!! NOOO!!! Menacing, onimous!!! AHHH!!!

Tails: Heres MY song

Spyro: *Looks at Tails while he is twitching from the drunkness* Sing it and if its good of scary, its excersising forever!!

Sonic: *Glaring at Tails* You BETTER scare the crud out of him...

Tails: ~This is hella stupid you are hella dumb, I can't say @$$ cause I will be looked at, This hella sucks, lah lah LAH, hella sucks, lah lah LAH, hella sucks!~

Sonic: *Raises eyebrow* _THAT_ was REALLY disturbing

Spyro: *Throws up on Sonic* AHH!!! TAILS IS _EVIIIIILLLL_ *Runs off throwing up on everything*

Tails: Hey, it hella worked!

Sonic: *Sobbing* And I'm FRIGGIN' SOAKED

Tails: Friggin'....FRIGGIN'!!!

Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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