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Lil Hedgie  
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(10/29/00 7:09:28 pm)
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 Sonic vs. .....BARBIE!! *MUAHAHAHA, READ!!!!*
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 Sonic vs. Barbie

*Sonic, Tails, Amy, and Knuckles are at the park. Sonic is sleeping, Amy is staring at Sonic sleep, Knuckles is climbing up a mountain (Hey, what would you do to relieve your boredom?) and Tails is reading a comic book while a chao is trying to look*

Tails: Get...away....I NEED TO FINISH READING MY _BOOK_!!!

Chao: ...CHAONUTS!! *Begins to chew on cover*

Tails: AHHHH!!!

Knuckles: *Climbing* Ahhh, this is da' life. Climbing up a tree, grapes, and- *Knuckles looks down and sees a very tall girl walking by singing "its a great time to be a girl" with teeny boppers running behind he holding what looks like also very tall girls with skanky clothing* WHOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!!! LOOK AT HER *Hops down and unfortunately lands on Sonic*

Sonic: ACK!!!! GET OFF ME!!! DARN IT, CAN'T A HEDGEHOG GET SOME SLEEP???!! *Turns to Amy* Can't a hedgehog get some privacy too? 

Amy: *Blink Blink*

Sonic: *Standing and tapping his foot*

Amy: ...Ohh, are you reffering to me?

Sonic: (sarcasm) Nooo...I'm reffering to Garfield (/sarcasm) OF COURSE I'M REFFERING TO YOU!!

Garfield: What? I'm looking for my lasagna and now I think a hedgehog is reffering to me...*Sighs* what has the world come to...

Sonic: *Continues staring at Amy, tapping his foot*

Amy: ..What would you like?

Sonic: Oh nothing but......QUIT STARING AT ME!!

Amy; ...Oh Sonic, don't deny our love *Hugs Sonic*

Sonic: *Turning to Knuckles* Get her off me..*Long pause*....Knuckles?

*Knuckles is still staring at that girl, smiling*

Amy: Whoa, she thinks she's SOOOO cool, ain't that right, Sonikku...Sonic?

*Sonic, Knuckles and Tails are gawing at the girl*

Amy: NOO!! THEY ARE ZOMBIES NOW!! *Gets ticked off* I'm gonna go teach this skank a lesson!!

*Amy angrily walks over to her*

Amy: Excuse me, but what is your name

Barbie: My name is Barbie

Amy: Barbie, eh? I HEARD ABOUT YOU, you're the one who turns boys into zombies and turn girls into skanks!!

Barbie: Excuse me?

Amy: Just..LOOK *Shows Sonic whos face is pinkish with heart-looking eyes*

Sonic: ..hello there *Makes a cute smile*

Amy: See? My boyfriend is paralyzed!!

Sonic: *Turns to Amy in an annoyed way* I am not paralyzed and I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

Knuckles: Hey, barbie, you don't want the blue hedgehog *Whispering to Barbie* He is known to wet the bed

Sonic: I DO _NOT_

Knuckles: See? Hes a maniac, denying what he is known for!

Sonic: Well...Knuckles is a bed biter!! 

Knuckles: NO I'M NOT!!! *Sonic and Knuckles fight*

Tails: Stop! STOP!! Look at you two, fighting over someone. That isn't the way! You two should be ASHAMED

*Sonic and Knuckles look at the ground sadly*

Tails: ...and besides, SHE IS _MINE_!!!

*The three begin fighting*

Amy: .....GRR!!! *Takes her hammer* 

Barbie: What are you gonna-

Amy: This is for giving a bad example to girls!!

Barbie: HUH??!! *Amy hits Barbie on the leg and it breaks into plastic pieces*

Amy: This is for turning boys unto zombies!!

Barbie: NO- *Amy hits Barbie on the arm, breaking it into plastic pieces*

Amy: And the finally..

Barbie: What are you gonna do?

Amy: BYE!!! *Hits Barbie on the top of the head and she breaks part into MANY MANY little plastic pieces* Bye bye

Knuckles: SHE'S MINE

Sonic: MINE!!

Tails: MMMMIIINNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!

All three: SHE IS M- *Turn to Amy who is yawning happily, holding hammer next to many plastic pieces* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

Amy: HAHAHAHA *Turns to camera* This should have been called _AMY_ vs. Barbie *Laughs*

END!!

Next: Whatever will pop into my mind