Author Comment TaeshiLH TPCG healer that likes CANDY! posts: 49 (3/28/01 10:32:20 pm) Reply Smack Struggle! (A ficcy! READ!!!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! A fic! From me! WOW! Has been a while, eh? Well, ENJOY!! Smack Struggle Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood and we see Lil walking down her garden with Ami, chatting Ami: *Smiling* This place sure is comfy! I like it! Lil: Yeah, but just be sure NOT to step on the lilies Ami: *Laughing* Don't worry about yer Lilies, Lil. They're in great condition here *Pause* Unless ants take over Lil: *Jumping back* EKKKKK!! Ami: *Giggling* J-ust kidding!! HAHAHAHAHA *Riochet suddently runs in, cheering* Riochet: Hey, Lil, you got that Clow book! Lil: Clow Book? Riochet: You know, from cardcaptors! Its a toy book with the recreations of all the 50-something cards in the show! You got it now! Remember the contest you entered to win em'? Lil: I WON!!!!! YAY!!!!! *Dashes off, looking around* WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT! Riochet: Over there *Points to the lake where all the other TPCG members are hanging out* Edge: *Holding Missy* Hey, Lil! Looking for yer book? Lil: *Smiling* Yes. Where is it? Edge: Seven has it *Points to a maniacal Seven X running around with the book* Lil: SEVEN!! CAREFUL!! MY BOOK!! Seven: *Smiling wackily* Catch me first to get the book!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Jumps up into a tree branch* Want it? Lil: HEYYYYY!! GIVE IT BACK!! *Laughing nervously* You want my power card? Seven: Power card? Lil: Yeah! Seven: NOPE! Just want to play around, see if you can get the book! *Seven accidently lets go of the book* Ohhh crap Lil: SH- ..... Edge: Oh crap, the book slammed on Lil! Seven: *Eyes wide* Dammit!! *Bangs head on tree* I'm stupid stupid stupid Shorty: No yer not!! Come down!! Edge: Lil? LIL??!! Talk to me!! Hey! Lil: *Slowly opens her eyes* ....Li? Edge: LI???!!! Lil: *Stands up* LI!! What are you doing? You want my cards? Kero said I have the right for the cards! Edge: .....What the hell? I'M NOT LI!! *Pause* Damn, that bump really harmed her! Lil: *Turns around and Lils eyes go wide as the wind is slowly opening the book* NOOO!!! THE CLOW CARDS!! *Jumps up and only grabs most of em'. Watery, Freeze, Earthy, Windy, Rain, and Dash get blown away* NOOOO!!!! My Clow Cards!!! SonKnuck: Nowwwww...easssssyyyy Lil. Your bump on the head is making you think your a Cardcaptor, but you're noootttt. Now go back to jumping around and singing "Toot Toot Sonic Warrior" Lil: NO!! I'm a cardcaptor! And I have to finish what I set out to do! *Turns to Edge* Li! Do you sence anything Edge: I sence that you're out of your mind!! Lil: *Runs out of the garden* I MUST GET THE CLOW CARDS!! *Pause* Shorty: *Crossing his arms* Ya know, she would be more interesting if you slammed her with a Tenchi Muyo book! *Lil runs in with that wand from the show and dressed up in that school uniform from the show* Lil: *Grabs Edge* C'mon, Li! You must get in your outfit! We got Clow Cards to find! Edge: Help meeeeeeeee Lil: *Hands Edge the outfit and a Sword* Lets go, Li! *The two run out and Edge yells for help* Shorty: Bah! How will she find those- Riochet: *Turns and sees the Dash Card stuck on his back* ACKKKKK!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!! *Dashes around, screaming* Lil: *Pops in the garden with Edge, dressed up in that outfit, groaning and he fiddles around with the sword* I sence a Clow card! *Turns to Riochet* THERE IT IS!! THE DASH CARD Edge: *Pulling on his outfit* Can we do something LESS embarrassing? Please? Lil: *Jumps up to Riochet* AHA!!! Riochet: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA D- Lil: *Raising up wand* DASH CARD! RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED! Riochet: Wait! I- Lil: DASH!!! Riocet: AHHHH *Lil slams Riochet with the wand and he falls down, twitching and the card flies out of his back into Lils hand* Lil: Yeah! Got it! *Picks up Tiger* See, Kero? I told ya I'd get the dash card! Tiger: Meeeeeewww? Edge: *Grabbing Lils arm* Is that enough 'catching' for today? Lil: Yeah! *Looks out and sees her Watery card drifting in the Garden Lake with The Freeze card and rain Card* THE CLOW CARDS!! *Runs crasily up to them, raising the wand and slammming the water, splashing and the cards fling to Lils face* Shorty: Having fun, Edge? Edge: *On the ground* Do you THINK I am? Ami: Hey! Nice outfit! Edge: *Stares at the camera, with annoyed eyes and that anime sweatdrop comes out* ~~--Night--~~ Some TPCG are watching the weather channel WCG: Wind blows hard tonight! Also, we are on Earthquake alert! Riochet: COOL!! Ami: Not COOL! Scary! SCARY!! Repeat, Riochet, S-C-A-R-Y! Riochet: S-C-A-R-Y Ami: *Petting Riochets head* Gooooood!! ^_^ *A loud noise is heard from Lils room and annoyed groaning comes in* Lil: *Walks down the stairs, holding Edge* Li! I sence the two other cards! Edge: Lil! #1. You're not a cardcaptor! #2. My name is EDGE! and #3. My name is NOT LI! Lil: *Gazes at Edge for a while* Li, you sure are acting strange Edge: ARRRRGGGGGG!!! *The wind blows and Lil sees the Windy card slam into the door with the Earthy card* Lil: SEE??? SEE PEOPLE??? Windy is controlling the wind! All but Lil: THE WEATHER CHANNEL SAID IT WOULD BE WINDY!! *A rumble floods the room as Lil grabs the Windy card* Riochet: EARTHQUAKE!!!! Lil: SEE??!! The EARTHY card!! Its controlling the Earth! Ami: Just give it up!! Lil: *Grabbing the Earthy card* I got em' all!!! *A box of Kirby dolls fall on Lil from the Earthquake* Edge: Oh NO!! LIL!!! Seven: It ain't my fault!!!~~ ........... Edge: Lil! Wake up! Lil: *Slowly opens eyes* I'm going to the Dream Fountain!!! *Stands up* Waddle Dee! We must play a game of Avalanche! I challenge YOU! Edge: Waddle Deeeeeee????!!! Lil: YEAH! Lets go, Waddle Dee! Edge: *Groans* Shorty: SMACK HER WITH THE TENCHI MUYO BOOK!!! Edge: Lets NOT! Lil: Lets go, Waddle Dee! *Carries Edge into her Garden* We must play Avalanche here because this is the forest to the way for the Dream Fountain! Edge: *Looks at camera* Why me? END!! And thats the end! Reply please!!!