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Lil Hedgie  
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(10/6/00 8:06:58 pm)
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 The Kim Project (FICCY!! READ!!)
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Fanfic welcoming Kim

The Kim Project

*All TPCG welcome Kim, the newesst TPCG leade-I mean NEWBIE*

SonKnuck: Welcome to our humble Neo HQ, ol' normal newbie

Kim: *Yawns and shakes SonKnucks hand* Please to meet you

Edge: This is Sparky, my cute little pikachu

Sparky: .....

Seven: *Petting Sparky* Hey, Edge, must have been that new food you gave him. Maybe gave him gas. HAHAHAHAH

Edge: *Looks at Seven* put a cork in it, Sev

Seven: HEHEHE, ya know I'm kiddin'

Edge: *Smiles*

*Kim walks around the place and looks in Riochets room*

Kim: Whats in here *Opens Riochets drawer* Ooh, Lego star war-

Riochet: HEY! GET OUT OF MY ROOM! OUT OUT!!!!

*Kim continues snooping around in a sad way*

Edge: Somethings up with her

Seven: *Pushing Edge over to Kim* Ok, then _YOU_ find out ^,^

Edge: *Walking* K, Sev

*Edge walks over to Kim who stares at him longily*

Edge: Whazzup little girl

Kim: Nothin'

Edge: *Looks* uhh...ok...AWW, c'mon, yer too sad

Kim: Its nothin' *Walks away*

Seven: What happened

Edge: Well, sh-

Seven: EDGE! YA CHEERED HER UP!!! WAY TO GO *Gives Edge a hug and kiss*

*Edge looks at the camera and does a thumbs up*

Meanwhile...

Lil: C'MOOONNNN!!!!!! DON'T DIE!!! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. PPPLLLEASSSSSEEEE!!!! *Sobs* NOOO!!!!!!

Ami; whats wrong, LH?

Lil: ......SONIC DIED IN SANDTOPOLIS!!! DAMMIT1!!!!! *Camera moves next to her, revealing the Genesis*

Ami: ....ok....I thought it was serious *Lil looks at her in a murderus way* neva' mind, neva' mind!

Shorty: Hey, Kim is pretty depressed. Whats up with the girl?

Ami: *Hugging Shorty* Awww, you care for Kim, eh? 

Shorty: .......NO! THE FRIGGIN' NEWBIE IS IN THE BATHROOM!! SHE'S BEEN IN THERE FOR AN HOUR!!! I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!

Ami: ....... *Hits Shorty on the back of the head* Silly moron! ^,^

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Lil: *Plays* C'mon, Knux. beat that Mecha, kick his ASS!!! *Gets killed* WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

TL: *Hits Lil* NO CUSSIN' YOU LITTLE FUCKING FAG, FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!! SHHIIITTTT!! I'M FUCKING TIRED!!

Lil: OH MY GOSH!!

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TL: LIL!

Lil: *Looks up at TL* What?

TL: You fell asleep on yer game, what were you daydreaming 

Lil: *Turns* Nithin'.... *Out of distractions, gets killed by Mecha* NOO!!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuunkkkay MUSIC!!

TL: *Raises eyebrow* Y-eah

Kim: Can I play?

Lil: NO!!

*Kim walks away depressed*

Edge: So THATS whats been bothering her

Seven: *Hugging Edge* Oh, Edge, you are smart!

Edge: Thanks, mi lady

Seven: NOOGIE TIME *Gives Edge a noogie*

Edge: AHHHHHH!!!!

Seven: Kiddin' *Gives Edge a kiss*

Edge: *Smiles at the camera*

SonKnuck: Let her play!

Lil; No

SonKnuck: NOW!!!!

Lil: NOOO, FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!

*Everyone turns into digimon*

Lil: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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*Lil woke up*

Lil: Whoa what a dream 

She crawls out of bed and smiling, walks over to play, Sonic 3 and Knuckles. She sees Kim playing it and saving the game with 0 continues and 1 life on doomsday. Lil's last word was...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End

lesson: Don't share a game with a NEWBIE!!! 

jkoke, this was just a fun story. Hehe, sorry if I offended anyone