H. Mac Truth or Dare Part 1(Fanfic) Fri Apr 16 20:56:11 1999 One day in Hyperopolis… (Note: You probably won’t know none of these people here) H. Mac: What a beautiful evening! People approaching… Jackie: I’m bored Mary: Me too. SaraH: Me three. RobertQ: Hmm… Riochet: How about Truth or Dare? JoeC: Hell, No!! Riochet: What’s wrong with that? Mary: It’s too crazy!! H. Mac(approaching them): What’s going on? JoshK: You’re pal Rio just said we should play truth or dare! H. Mac: So? Robert: Frank, that game kills thousands every year!!! H. Mac: I’m not Frank! Riochet: I’m not Rio, either. Mike(walks in): Hey! What’s going on? Mary: Riochet just told us to play Truth or Dare! Mike: So? JamalM: Weren’t you just here? Jackie: Never mind… ChrisV: How about Dare instead? Mary: Dare? Sure! SaraH: That’s a great idea! Riochet: Hey! That’s the same as truth or dare only you just make dares! JoeC: My point!! Riochet: What???!!! H. Mac: No point arguing Rio, they won’t listen. Riochet: I’m not Rio!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, at the Bad Guy Underground Base in Sammy Land: SaMaNtHa: dmne hipe sj ajsakl foo ipr w pie! [Translated: Damn! We have been beaten by H. Mac, Shorty, Riochet, SecMan, SonKnuck, and Soneec so many times I think I ate pie!] Andre: Why are you complaining, I created you! AJ: What are you talking about? I almost had that Hyper Mac… Andre: Almost… AJ: Shut up!!!! Potato Head: No ned for volence know! Hougan: maybe weeeeeeeee should make a plan to destroy them! AJ: We did, about 1,000,000,000,000,000 times! Andre: I created samantha and even became her once! AJ: Hmm…. For once, Andre, you’re actually helping!!!!!! Andre: Huh? AJ: I could build a machine that could make us into one Samantha! SaMaNtHa: one sma em meo pie rom opd8u! [Translated: There’s only one Samantha, pal!] Andre: I created her! There’s no need create another one! Hougan: Yeah, you should build another MM.meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AJ: God, don’t you see? We could be all Samanthas and we could combine as one Samantha, Sneak into Hyperopolis as a normal person, and then once we in, can cause Perfect Chaos to rise!!!!!!!! Andre: I thought you were anti-Sonic Adventure. AJ: I still am. Hougan: Why couldn’t you guys be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!????? SaMaNtHa: oiuoh to s 2 strang3 sg [Translated: You’re too strange!] AJ: Who’s in with me? Andre: Me! Hougan: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SaMaNtHa: jfg9ay9gsagsagpiepiepiepiepiepiecaos [Translated: Me!] AJ: Watch out, Hyper Mac! You’re gonna get beat!!!! Is AJ’s horrible plan gonna work? Will Perfect Chaos destroy Hyperopolis? What will Jackie and Mary play? Find out in the next part of Truth or Dare!!!! H. Mac Truth or Dare, Part 2 Thu Apr 22 20:56:21 1999 Previously on TOD… AJ: I can build a machine that will combine us into one Samantha, sneak into Hyperopolis as a normal person, then cause Perfect Chaos to rise! Andre: I thought you were anti-Sonic Adventure. AJ: I’m still am. ChrisV: How about we play Dare? Mary: Yeah! Riochet: That’s the same as Truth or Dare only you make dares!!!! Now, back to our heroes in Truth or Dare, Part 2. Back at B.G.U.B(Bad Guy Underground Base) in Sammy Land… AJ: Ah… My machine is complete! SaMaNtHa: know oui kno oaj go iper polis and cil! [Translated: Now we can go to Hyperopolis!] AJ: Well, let’s get started! (AJ, Andre, SaMaNtHa, Hougan, and Potato Man go into the machine.) AJ: Everyone ready? All: Yeah!! AJ presses a button A lot of noises, computer computation, and lightning takes place. AJ: Guys? Andre: Yeah? AJ: Where are ya? Andre: Behind you! AJ: (turns to the back) Oh. SaMaNtHa: lk9fdgol oi sd what ow8edih???? [Translated: Where are we?] AJ: Hey, I think we’re inside my creature! Andre: What else is new? AJ: Hey maybe I can control him with those controls! (AJ walks over to the controls) AJ: Hey, it’s not doing anything!!! Hougan: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee we should press the on button. AJ: Oh. I knew that! Presses the ON button. AJ(as creature): I shall call this, hmm, PREZ!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, at Hyperopolis… JoeC: Alright, who wants to go first? Mary: Me! JoeC: Alright, I dare you… H. Mac: Wait, will this has to do something with, err, with, what’s the word,(thinks for a second) Oh yeah, Touching someone? JoeC: Probably. H. Mac(to himself): Uh oh… Riochet: Uh oh?? H. Mac(whispering to Riochet): You see, some of the people here have a history of being crazy, so the dare’s probably gonna have something to do with touching someone’s butt or pretend they’re humping them or something else in the category. Riochet: What??? H. Mac: Just watch, and you’ll see… JoshK: What was your question? H. Mac: Never mind. Continue. JoeC: Anyway, I dare you to… to… to grab Derek’s butt!!! H. Mac: Wait, wait, wait! That’s too crazy!!! RobertQ: Aww, Frank, Stop ruining the fun! H. Mac: I’m not Frank!!!! Mary: Alright. Everyone comes to Derek. Riochet: Uhh, Hyper Mac… H. Mac(quietly): Shh!!! Watch and learn… Mary comes up to Derek Derek: Hey, Mar… What the hell!!!?? Everyone except Hyper Mac, Derek, and Riochet laughs. NickG: That was great! Especially the part when he said hell!! RobertQ: Alright, alright! Don’t go nuts, now! Mike: Would anyone mind telling me what the heck was that about!? H. Mac: You guys have a lot to learn about living in Hyperopolis… Riochet: Let’s hear what they’re gonna do next. H. Mac: Yeah! I’m gonna ruin their fun! Mike: Sure, Hyper Mac… Derek: Did Mary just grab my butt? H. Mac: Yep. Derek: Does she like me? Riochet: Let’s pray and hope not… JoeC: Alright, who wants to go next? Jackie: Me! JoeC: Alright, you must complete 3 tasks, the first, Go up to SecMan and call him SexMan. Jackie: That all you got? JoeC: No, I’ll save the best for last… Jackie walks up to SecMan. SecMan: Hello Jackie. Jackie: Hello SexMan!!!!! Want to get it busy?? SecMan stares at Jackie for a moment and thinks. SecMan: What the hell is your problem!!!??? H. Mac: SecMan, It was all part of a joke. SecMan: A stupid one Riochet: and it ain’t even funny! Mike: Sheesh… what will they do next? SecMan: Let’s find out… JoeC: Alright, your next dare is to call Miles P. Tails P. Jackie: C’mon! You’re better than that! JoeC: Best for last… Jackie: Alright. SecMan: Crap! I better warn Miles! H. Mac: Hey! That’s my job! Riochet: You said you were gonna warn SecMan. H. Mac: Oh, yeah! My bad, SecMan. SecMan: It’s ok. SecMan, H. Mac, Mike, and Riochet runs up to Miles. Miles: Hey, guys! SecMan: Miles, we gotta warn you, JoeC and them will call you Tails P.! Miles: Tails P.? but why? H. Mac: They’re playing Dare! Miles: Oh. Mike: I would go away if I was you. Miles: Yeah, those psychos are probably do something else to me. Riochet: Like grabbing your butt. Miles: What? H. Mac: Never mind him, Run Miles, Run! RUN! Run! RUN! RU…… Miles: Alright already!(Miles runs out of Hyperopolis City Center) JoeC: Dang! He just left! Jackie: Oh, well. Now, what’s your best dare you were saving for last??? JoeC(Whispers to Jackie, Jackie laughs). JoeC: Now go! Jackie goes away. SecMan: Hmm… I wonder what they’re up to now? H. Mac: Nothing good, that’s what! Jackie comes back after a few minutes with GoodPrez. H. Mac: Hey GoodP…(GoodPrez slaps Hyper Mac). H. Mac hits the ground and is unconscious for a few minutes. H. Mac(sort of sluggish): What was that all about? SecMan: I think your girlfriend just slapped you, which means she’s probably mad at you. H. Mac: Why should she be mad at me? SonKnuck: I don’t know! H. Mac: SonKnuck? Where did you come from? SonKnuck: I was always here! H. Mac: But… never mind. Can anyone help me up? SonKnuck, Riochet, and SecMan help Hyper Mac up. Riochet: Maybe you should go talk to her. H. Mac walks to GoodPrez H. Mac: Uhh, in some way are you mad at me? GoodPrez: Don’t Play stupid, Hypey! H. Mac: Huh? GoodPrez: I heard what Jackie said! H. Mac: What? GoodPrez: If you like your babe SaMaNtHa so much, why don’t you go live in Sammy Land! H. Mac: SaMaNtHa? That ugly… err… dog? GoodPrez: Why must you lie? I heard what you did with her when you in Sammy Land once! H. Mac: But she’s ugly!!! I wouldn’t go out with her even if she was the last girl on Earth! GoodPrez: And you told her she was better than me! Riochet: You must’ve misunderstood, Prez. No one, and I MEAN NO ONE, WOULD WANT TO GO WITH THAT BITCH!! H. Mac: Yeah! GoodPrez: It doesn’t matter anymore! It’s over, Hyper Mac! H. Mac: But… But… GoodPrez: No buts! Bye, Hypey. I thought you were the only boyfriend I could trust… H. Mac: But if you let me explain… GoodPrez: Bye!!!*sniff* GoodPrez leaves Hyperopolis. H. Mac I can’t believe it! I thought we were going great! SecMan: It happens, Hyper, it happens… H. Mac: (sighs) And just think, I was going to ask her to marry her tomorrow…(throws ring in the trash) Mike: Poor Hyper Mac, SonKnuck: Yeah… Meanwhile, on some road… AJ(in Prez): There’s got to be a way to Hyperopolis! SaMaNtHa(In Prez also): not98y34 up! [Translated: Go North!] Andre: No, no, no! Go east! Hougan: Look! I saaaaaaaay we should go west!! AJ: Aaaahh!!! We’re lost!!! Will GoodPrez ever come back to Hyperopolis? Can Mac get back with her and marry her? Is AJ lost? Will JoeC continue to play Dare? All this and more on the next part of Truth or Dare!!! To be continued… H. Mac Truth or Dare, Part 3 Thu Apr 22 20:58:40 1999 Previously on TOD… G. Prez: It’s over, Hypey! Bye! (cries) H. Mac: and think, I was gonna ask her to marry me tomorrow…(throws ring in trash) AJ: We’re lost!!!! Now, back to AJ which is lost in a middle of a desert road. AJ: Damn! I knew I should’ve brought a map! Andre: And you didn’t! You should’ve listen to me, but nooo… you didn’t bring a map and if I know you… AJ(punches Andre): SHADDUP!! SaMaNtHa: oh wes olodt so4 evr hom piue! [Translated: We’re never get back to Sammy Land now!] Hougan: Oh, well! We’ll go to my place, Hougan Land, ruled by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! AJ: Like we need more insanity here! Andre: Hey, look! Someone’s coming up! AJ: That looks like, GoodPrez? SaMaNtHa: leask task sod her and pi! [Translated: Let’s get her and get her pie!] AJ: No! I got a better idea! Form into Prez, QUICK! Everyone forms into Prez Prez: Now for my plan! Prez walks up to GoodPrez Prez: Hey, girl! Do you know which way to Hyperopolis!? G. Prez: Yeah, it’s 20 miles north! Prez: Thanks! G. Prez: But be careful about this one guy, he’s a real pain. Prez: Does his name happen to be Hyper Mac? G. Prez: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! The name annoys me! (leaves) Prez: Hmm, someone’s not in a good mood… Meanwhile, at Hyperopolis... H. Mac(sitting on a bench near a lake):(sighs) Oh, well... SonKnuck: Poor Hyper Mac... SecMan: I wish I could do something for him... Riochet: Maybe we can chase his girlfriend down! Mike: Yeah, but where could we find her? Riochet(thinks for a second): Maybe we should ask Hyper Mac. Riochet(walks up to H. Mac): Hey Hyper Mac, about your girlfriend- H. Mac: Forget her! She’s friggin’ gone! Riochet: But I thought... H. Mac: Forget it! You wouldn’t understand...(leaves) Riochet: Well, that’s a quick way to get over your feelings SonKnuck: And a mean way... Later that night... Derek: Hey! did you guys here about Hyper Mac and GoodPrez’s breakup? Mike: Yeah, We were there! Analisa(walking in): What happened? Derek: Mac broke up with Prez. Analisa: What??! How?! SecMan: I think it started out as rumors, then... SonKnuck: BAM! The end of the world is approaching!! All: What?! SonKnuck: Forget what I just said. SecMan: Like I was saying, it probably started out as rumors and lies ‘cause no one, I MEAN NO ONE, would want to go out with SaMaNtHa! NEVER! Riochet: Hey! that was my line! SecMan: Sorry. Analisa: Who?? SecMan: You don’t know SaMaNtHa? Analisa: You mean Samantha W.? SecMan: No, Samantha Claufet! Analisa: What’s so bad about her? Riochet: You have a lot to learn... Ricky(just walking in): What the hell just happened today!? I heard Mac and Prez broke up! Analisa: Yep, they just did. Ricky: Why the hell did they break up? Derek: Rumors. Ricky: What the hell?! (Lindsey, Aaron, Marcus, Mercedes, Lynol, Earl, Chris W., Jessica, Erinn, Sergio, Sabina, Stephanie, Angel, Melinda, Bonnie, Peter, Karisha, Taneshia, Sarah E., and everyone else walks into the room, wondering what happened today) Everyone talking Riochet: Everyone just shut up, shut up, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!! Everyone gets quiet Riochet: I’ll tell you what happened today... Meanwhile, at the Entrance Gate of Hyperopolis... SaMaNtHa(while in Prez form): por eop pppp!!! [Translated: I need to go pee!!] Andre(while in Prez form): You should’ve gone before we left! SaMaNtHa: I dlek [Translated: I did!] Potato Man: I think tha queston has no efect know! AJ: What!? Look, everybody go back to themselves and use the restroom! Then we’ll have to go back to Prez form! All except AJ: YAAAAY!!!!! Hougan and Andre go to the Boys restroom(obviously) Hougan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Riochet(in stall): Wait, that sound familiar... Andre: Yeah, right after we sneak into Hyperopolis as Prez, we’ll cause Perfect Chaos to rise and my secret weapon, PERFECT SAMANTHA CHAOS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Riochet(to himself): Perfect Chaos? Perfect SaMaNtHa Chaos? This sounds like the works of... ANDRE AND AJ!!!!!! Hougan: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don’t think it was a very good idea for Andre to say his plan in a public restroom! Andre: So? Who’d you think gonna here us, Shorty? He doesn’t even live here! Let’s blow this popsicle stand!(Both leave the restroom) Riochet: Uh oh! Better call Shorty, quick!(picks up cell phone and Calls Shorty. Shorty(in Hawaii): Hello? Riochet: Shorty, this is Riochet! We gonna need you’re help! Shorty: Help? Why? Riochet: Well, it appears that Andre, AJ, and SaMaNtHa has entered Hyperopolis by impostering Hyper Mac’s Girlfriend! Shorty: Sammy entered Hyperopolis? I’m gonna be over there fast!! Riochet: And hur..(CLICK) Shorty: Riochet? Riochet? RIOCHET? (no answer) Shorty: I must get over to Hyperopolis quick before it’s too late! (Shorty leaves Hawaii in a plane that goes to Hyperopolis and arrives there in less than 5 hours) Shorty(gasping for breath): I gotta enter Hyperopolis before... OH MY GOD! RIOCHET!!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, in the dark side of Hyperopolis... JoeC: Man, that was good! JoshK: Yeah! RobertQ: I can’t wait to do this again tomorrow! Jackie: Guys! Can’t you see what you did?! You caused Mac and Prez to Break up! JoeC: Correction, you CAUSED THEM TO BREAK UP!!! THAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE JOKE!! Mary: What??? Everyone except Mary and Jackie laughs Jackie: You...... OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!! RobertQ: And when they say who spread the rumor, they’ll blame it on you. Jackie: But... JoeC: And Frank has a very bad temper, JoshK: Very, very bad... Mary: Oh, man... RobertQ: And he’ll do you, too! Mary: What!? JoeC: If I was you, I’ll leave Hyperopolis now before it’s too late! Mary and Jackie leaves Hyperopolis JoeC: And to think, they beleived us... Everyone laughs Mary: You really didn’t leave Hyperopolis because of what they said? Jackie: No... Mary: Then why? Jackie: To tell Prez the truth! What happened to Riochet? What will Mary and Jackie tell GoodPrez? Will Mary and Jackie even find her? Will Shorty warn the others about AJ’s plan? Who is Perfect SaMaNtHa Chaos? What will the others do about H. Mac and G. Prez’s breakup? All this and more on the next part of Truth or Dare!!!! Hyper Mac Truth or Dare, Part 4 Thu Apr 29 16:56:09 1999 Previously on TOD… H. Mac: Forget my girlfriend, she’s friggin’ gone!(leaves) Andre: After we sneak in Hyperopolis as Prez, we’ll cause Perfect Chaos and Perfect SaMaNtHa Chaos to rise!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Riochet: Oh no! I better warn Shorty! Shorty: I better enter Hyperopolis before… OH MY GOD, RIOCHET!!!! Mary: Just why did you leave Hyperopolis? Jackie: To tell Prez the truth! Now, back to Shorty in Truth or Dare, Part 4! Shorty: OH MY GOD, RIOCHET!!!!(runs over to Riochet which has been frozen and on fire on the same time). Riochet (Muffled): Heeeeelllllppp!!!! Shorty: I’ll get you out of there! But how… Shorty looks over for a fire exstingusier. Shorty: I must use that fire exstingusier! Shorty gets the fire exstingushier and puts out the fire, but Riochet is still frozen. Shorty: How can I unfreeze you?? Riochet(muffled): Use the jackhammer! Shorty: Oh, yeah!! Shorty uses the jackhammer to chisle Riochet out of there. After a few minutes of rest, Shorty starts to talk. Shorty: What happened to you? Riochet: God, it was horrible!!! Andre, Hougan, Miles... Shorty: Wait a minute, MILES!!!??? Riochet: Yeah! All of them froze me and somehow put me on fire, AT THE SAME TIME!!! Shorty: Wow, but why would Miles do something to you like that? Riochet: I don’t know, but we gotta find out!! Meanwhile, in the Silicon Base somewhere in Hyperopolis... Miles: Man, that was good! Tricking everyone that I was good! Hougan: Yeah! Andre: Yeah, yeah, now let’s release my weapon, Perfect Samantha Chaos!! Miles: Uh Andre, have you any idea what Perfect Samantha Chaos is? Andre: All right, Perfect Samantha Chaos is just like Perfect Chaos from Sonic Adventure, only it’s SAMANTHA! Miles: And... Andre: And it can form into many things like AJ or Me or even Mac’s Girlfriend!!!! Hougan: Let’s make it into meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Andre: Uh yeah, maybe later, but now, let’s form it into Prez!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Andre presses a button and Perfect Samantha Chaos Pops out of nowhere Perfect Samantha Chaos: hodoi eoia oihsd hiper! [Translated: I will destroy Hyper Mac!!] Andre: Perfect Sam, Form into Prez, Mac’s Girlfriend! P. S. C.: ysr [Translated: Yes sir!] Perfect Samantha Chaos forms into Prez P. S. C.(as Prez): I love you Hyper Mac! Andre: Yes!!! My plan will work perfectly!!! And with Zac’s help, We’ll be unstoppable!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Miles: Yeah! and with my Hamster of Doom, it’ll be even worse! Hougan: And with my Plasma Missles, It’ll be the worstest thing in the history of the world!!!!!! All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Later on in the morning... Analissa: Hey, has anyone seen RobertQ, JoeC, NickG, or JoshK? Lindsey: No. SecMan: Haven’t seen them since Hyper and Prez broke up! Derek: Speaking of him, where did H. Mac go? H. Mac: I’m over here! Next to the pond! Everyone goes to the pond. H. Mac: Since I broke up with that stinkin’ Prez, I realized how ugly she was! Andre was right! Mike: WHAT?? YOU’RE NOT HYPER MAC!!!!!! Riochet: Hyper Mac, are you nuts!!!?? Shorty: You must be Samantha CarBarf! H. Mac: I’m still Hyper Mac, but ever since I started going out with Amy, I’ve relazied that all my friends are a bunch of geeks. All: WHAT!?!?!? H. Mac: I mean, look! Lindsey’s way too fat, Derek looks like Hanson, Analissa is a damn prostitute, Stephanie and Sabina are wannebee Selenas, Lynol’s a stupid asshole, Erica and Veronica must be lesbians ‘cause the way they hang out with each other, Sal’s gay, Jessica’s a damn ghetto ass sexaholic, and RobertJ looks like he’s a 5-year old! You’re all immature!!! Analissa: Forget you if you’re gonna act like that! Lindsey: I know people were gonna make fun of me but I didn’t you were gonna! Go to hell, Mac! Derek: I look like Hanson?!?! Those goddamn girls? Forget it! Stephanie: What?!?!?!? Sabina: I do not look like her in any way! Lynol: You don't know who you’re messing with! Erica: Argh! You’re not the Mac we all know and love! Veronica: Yeah! Sal: Uh, yeah! You don’t make fun of me! Jessica: Who the hell are you insulting people!? RobertJ: What the Hell!?! Everyone leaves except SecMan, Shorty, Riochet, SonKnuck, and Mike. SonKnuck: What about... Shorty(covers SonKnuck’s mouth): Shut up, SonKnuck! Riochet: Hey! That’s no way to treat your friends! H. Mac: Who asked you!? Riochet: What?! Amy(walking in): What’s happening baby? H. Mac: It just seems that my friends are jealous! Amy: Well, jealous friends aren’t good friends! H. Mac: Yeah! Let’s leave this dump!(Both Hyper Mac and Amy leaves) Shorty: What happened to H. Mac? Mike: I have no... Wait a minute... SonKnuck: Huh? Mike: Doesn’t that look like a Adizer that Amy has? SonKnuck: Why, yes! So? Mike: So, remember how it can make people into your slaves? SonKnuck: Yeah? Mike: Amy must’ve used it on Hyper Mac and made him her boyfriend! Shorty: Yeah! and she must’ve made H. Mac so that he would only care about her! Riochet: This can be only the works of... AJ and Andre! Mike: Yeah! But why?? Riochet: I think I may know why... Meanwhile, in the Retro 80’s District of Hyperopolis... AJ: Where is Andre and Hougan? Samantha: myb thy rn w! [Translated: Maybe they ran away!] AJ: Oh, just great! We’re lost in some funky town, now they had to goof off! Samantha: o wl ltse pie sd teat! [Translated: Oh well, let’s eat pie!] AJ: God... Analissa(approaching): Ooh, that Mac is gonna be so dead... Lindsey: I can’t wait to get his hands on him! Erica: Yeah! Especially when he hurt my Sal! Veronica: You mean MY Sal! Erica: No, My Sal! Veronica: My Sal! Erica: My! Veronica: My! ThomasH: Oh god, not again!!! AJ(overhearing): Hmm, so Hyper Mac’s Friends are mad at him, eh? This gives me an idea... Come on, Samantha! Samantha: ?dhm [Translated: Huh?] AJ: Are all of you mad at Hyper Mac? All: Yeah! AJ: Well, I’m mad at him, too! Look what he did to my sister! Samantha: btnot s. [Translated: But I’m not your sister!] AJ: I can’t understand a word she says! Analissa: What happened? AJ: Oh jeez, it was horrible! Lynol: What happened? AJ: It was Horrible! He got in a fight with her, and... he... he... he... stabbed her voice box!!!(pretends to cry) Lindsey: Oh, that’s terrible! Samantha: whty?23?#5 ! [Translated: But I never got stabbed by him!] AJ: I’ve been trying to get revenge with him since! Derek: We could help you... AJ: Yeah! You can help me!!! I know what just to do! (whispers to everyone) Analissa: That’s a great plan! Lynol: And Clever, too! Stephanie: and let’s get him then! AJ: But I must release him first! Samantha: w? [Translated: Who?] AJ: You’ll find out... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! What is AJ’s horrible plan and why did he get H. Mac’s Friends to help him? Has Miles and Zac become evil? What’s up with H. Mac and his so-called girlfriend, Amy? Is she really working for AJ and Andre? What will Riochet do? All this and more on Truth or Dare, Part 5!! H. Mac Truth or Dare! Part 5! (FANFIC) Thu Apr 29 19:52:18 1999 [Note: this is the same thing only I got the message subject right] Previously on TOD... Andre: After I release my weapon, Perfect SaMaNtHa Chaos, my plan will work perfectly! And with Zac’s help, we’ll be unstoppable! Miles: And with my Hamster of Doom, It’ll be even worse! Hougan: And with my plasma missles, it’ll be the worstes thing in the history of the world!!! All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! H. Mac: I don’t want friends who are jealous! Amy: Yeah! Let’s leave! Mike: Wait a minute, isn’t that a Adizer Amy has? AJ: Do all of you hate Hyper Mac? All of H. Mac’s Friends: Yeah! AJ: I got a plan that will work to get Hyper Mac! HAHAHAHA!!!!! Now back to Riochet in Truth or Dare, Part 5! Riochet (Using a computer) Mike: What’s taking you so long? Riochet: Shh! It’s 99.9% finished! (Computer Chimes) Riochet: Ahh, here we go! SonKnuck(reading off the printout): According to Microsoft Solver, it says that Hyper Mac was really adized by Amy and she did that because she was really Hyper Mac’s sister... All: Huh? SonKnuck: ...and wanted him to marry her so that he can live as her slave FOREVER!?!?! Shorty: Oh, No!!! We gotta do something!! Mike: Hmm... I just finised my Unadizer... I wonder if it can work on Hyper Mac... SecMan: A Unadizer, huh? Mike: Well I am Anti-Anti Sonic Adventure. Riochet: That explains. SecMan: C’mon, guys! We got to save Hyper Mac! Mike: He’s right! Let’s go! Mike, Shorty, SonKnuck, Riochet, and SecMan go to the van and speed off to Amy’s House. Riochet: Watch out, Amy! Meanwhile, at Amy’s House... H. Mac: Man, Amy, I got to tell you, You can make a good dinner! Amy: Yeah, which is why I made you come over! H. Mac: Huh? Amy: Hyper Mac, will you-- Mike(busting in the door): Freeze! Amy: NO!!!! Shorty: Get away from her H. Mac! H. Mac: Well look, if it isn’t... (Mike shoots H. Mac with the Unadizer) H. Mac: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH--- Huh? Mike: Hyper Mac, are you okay? H. Mac: Yeah, I guess. Amy? Amy: Hyper Mac-- H. Mac: I thought you were in the Asylum! Amy: Will you marry me!?!? H. Mac: NNOOO!!!! Amy: Why!?!?!?!? H. Mac: You’re my sister!! Amy: So? They do it in China! SecMan: Well then, this isn’t China, it’s Hyperopolis! Ans it’s illegal to marry anybody from your family! H. Mac: Yeah! Amy: Dang! You may have got me this time, Hyper, but next time, it’ll be different! HAHAHA! (escapes through a window). Shorty: I knew I should’ve closed that window! H. Mac: Let’s go after her!! Mike: Hyper Mac, No!! H. Mac: But why? Riochet: Do you know what you did to your friends? H. Mac: No. SecMan: You mean you don’t remember anything? H. Mac: All I remember is that Amy walking up to me and shooting me with the Adiz... Oh. Riochet: That’s why you can’t remember anything beyond that point? H. Mac: Riochet, Being shot with the Adizer is like being hypnotized. You don’t remember about being hypnotized after you turn back to normal! Mike: Or in this case, Unadized. H. Mac: So what happened while I was Adized? Riochet: Oh, Boy... Meanwhile, in Hyperopolis... AJ: Is everything almost complete? Analissa: Yeah! AJ: Now then, Lynol, raise the door! (Lynol pulls rope to raise the door) AJ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! PERFECT CHAOS HAS FINALLY ROSEN!!!!!!! Perfect Chaos: (Shrieks and Yells) AJ: (contiues to laugh) Perfect Chaos: Perfect Chaos, Here to work for you!!! AJ: Perfect, Now all I need is to get Hyper Mac to come here and he’ll be a GONER!!!! Lindsey: Excuse Me? AJ: Huh? Derek: Did you say you were gonna KILL Mac? AJ: Yeah, So? Lynol: I thought this was just a joke! Erica: I thought we were gonna scare him! AJ: Well, I proved you all wrong! I’m gonna kill Hyper Mac, whether you like it or... Riochet (driving in): Not so fast! AJ: Huh? Riochet? H. Mac: I heard what you were doing to my friends and I’m not gonna stand for it! AJ: Hyper Mac!?! It can’t be! I thought you were getting ready to marry Amy, your sister!!! Veronica: You were gonna make Mac marry his sister!?!? That’s plain sick!! All except AJ: Yeah!! AJ(nervously): Well, you gotta admit it was a good plan, wasn’t it? Everyone stares at AJ with the "evil eye" stare. AJ: All right, then! If you all aren’t gonna make my plan a success, then I will! HAHAHA!! Perfect Chaos, Attack them!! Perfect Chaos: Yes sir!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! (chases after H. Mac and his friends) Erica: Well I guess this is it, and if it is... (kisses Sal) Veronica: NO! That’s my job! (Kisses Sal) H. Mac: Perfect Chaos, ehh? (Walks up to Perfect Chaos) Jessica: Mac, NOO!!!! H. Mac: Hey Perfect Chaos! Perfect Chaos: Huh? H. Mac: Hey do you know AJ? Perfect Chaos: Yeah, he’s my master! H. Mac: Did you know he’s ANTI-SONIC ADVENTURE?? Perfect Chaos: WHAT???????!!!!! I SHALL KILL ANYONE WHO’S ANTI-SONIC ADVENTURE!!!! AJ: No! Don’t believe him! He’s lying! He’s is the one that’s really... Perfect Chaos: Shush! Prepare to die!!! Perfect Chaos throws AJ back to Samantha Land. All: YAAAAAY!!!!!!! Perfect Chaos: I apoligize for trying to destroy Hyper Mac! H. Mac: It’s okay. Perfect Chaos: Well, if you ever need me, just yell! All: Okay! Perfect Chaos goes back to the lake in which he lives. Mike: Hmm... sorta nice for a water monster like him. H. Mac: Boy, is it great to be back to normal! SecMan: Yeah... Derek: Well, since that’s over with... what are we gonna do about your breakup with Prez? H. Mac: Huh? Oh yeah...(sighs) Erica: Too bad. RobertJ: Just how did they breakup? H. Mac: I think it was because someone said I thought Samantha Claufet is better than her! Riochet: I only know one person that could’ve done that... Andre: ME! All: Huh? Andre: So you finally figured out my secret about Amy and the breakup of Prez and Hyper Mac! H. Mac: So it was YOU that caused all the trouble here!! Lynol: Let’s get him!! Andre: Not so fast!! Prepare to meet Prez!!!! H. Mac: Prez?? Prez: Hypey, it’s me, Prez! I’m back! H. Mac: Prez!!! I’m so glad you came back!!! (Hugs her) All except SecMan: Aww... SecMan: I don’t know... Prez: Oh, well, let’s it pie! H. Mac: Huh? I thought you hated p... Samantha!!!! Andre: NOOOO!!!! It didn’t work! ARGH!!!!!! SecMan: I knew it!! Andre: Now for plan B, Zac!!!!! Zac(in a deadly, gigantic tank): Prepare to die, Hyper Mac!!! (starts to chase after Hyper Mac and his friends). H. Mac(gasping): I’m not gonna make it!!! (comes very close to the tank) All: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Zac: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---- Huh? (Tank Suddenly Stops) Zac: What happened? Andre: Zac, what are you doing? Zac: I don’t know what happened to it but... Voice: Leave Hyper Mac Alone!!! Zac: Huh??? H. Mac: That sounds like... Voice: It’s me... YARHARHAR!!!!! Analissa: Who?? Riochet: He’s a guy that comes here at times of trouble. Yarharhar: Leave them alone or else! Zac: What are you gonna do, freeze me? Yarharhar: Yeah!(Shoots Zac with a Ice Maker Adizer) Andre: Nooo!!!! Zac(muffled): D’oh! H. Mac: Hey Yarharhar, where’d you get that weapon? Yarharhar: From Samantha Land. Here, I brought extras for all of you! Yarharhar gives out Ice Maker Adizers to everyone. H. Mac: Yeah! Riochet: Yoohoo!!! Lynol: It’s ass-kickin’ time now! Miles: Not so fast!!! All: Huh? Miles: Prepare to meet my Hamster of Doom! Giant Hamster Appears out of nowhere. Miles: Kill them!!!! All: Uh oh.... Meanwhile, on some desert road... Mary: We’ll never find Prez Now!!! Jackie: She has to be here somewhere, I followed her trail that.... OH MY GOD!!!!! Mary: Huh? What’s the big id.... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! What did Mary and Jackie see? Will H. Mac and his friends survive the horrible Hamster of Doom? What about Amy? What’s her problem? All this and more on Truth or Dare, Part 6!!!!! H. Mac Truth or Dare, Part 6!! (Fanfic) Sat May 1 14:55:05 1999 Previously on TOD... Miles: Prepare to die with my Hamster of Doom!!! Giant Hamster appears out of nowhere All: Uh oh... Jackie: Prez has to be here, ‘cause I followed her trail and... OH MY GOD!!!!! Mary: Huh? What’s the big id... AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Now back to Jackie and Mary in Truth or Dare, Part 6! Jackie: OH MY GOD!!!!!! PREZ’S DEAD!!!!!!! Mary: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! She is really dead!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! Mary and Jackie: NO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE!!!!! PREZ’S D... D... D... Prez: For God’s sake, I’m just badly beaten up!!!!! Mary: You’re alive!!!!! Prez: Yeah, yeah, now help me up!!!!!! Jackie: I’m so glad you’re... Prez: I said help me up!!!!!!! Mary: Alright already!!!!! Mary and Jackie Help Prez up. Mary: Thank God you’re... Prez: Will you shut up!!!!!!!!????? Jackie: What’s wrong with you?? Prez: That Hyper Mac!!! I’ll kill him!! Jackie: Well you see... Prez: Don’t stop me!!!! I’m gonna do what I should’ve done a long time ago... Mary: What? Prez: Marry his worst enemy, AJ!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Mary: What!?!?!?! Prez: Don’t try to stop me we all ready engaged a couple of days ago!!!!! Mary and Jackie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AJ: What’s the problem, honey? Prez: These 2 try to stop me from marrying you! AJ: Well then, we have a place for people like them... Mary and Jackie: Huh? AJ: We’ll take them to... THE SAMANTHA LAND HYPER MAC DESTROYER CENTER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Mary and Jackie: Huh????? Meanwhile in Hyperopolis... Miles: Attack them, Hamster of Doom!!! H. Mac: Crap... Yarharhar: We gotta do something!!!!!! Mike: Hmm... I have an idea!!! Follow me!!! Everyone follows Mike to the Tank that Zac was frozen in. Miles: Don’t just let them get away, Chase them!!!! Hamster of Doom follows Mike. Alia: Hurry up! That giant gerbel is gonna eat us!!! Miles: It’s not a gerbel, it’s a hamster!!!! Sal: Looks like a gerbel to me! H. Mac: Sal’s right! It does look like a gerbel. SecMan: Hmm... I agree (Everyone agreeing that it’s a gerbel) Miles: Grr.... Derek: Goddamn Gerbel!!! Miles(gets off of the Gerb... I mean the Hamster of Doom): For the love of God people, it’s a gerbel, I mean Mole, I mean... Melinda: Mouse? Miles: No!!! Analissa: I know!! A rat!! Miles: Noo!!!!! Erica: Cat?? Miles: Hell no!!! RobertJ: Then what the hell is it!? Miles: It’s a Doom device!!! Lindsey: That doesn’t look like a Doom Device to me! Lynol: Looks more like a cheap product made by Arista. Miles: What?!?! SaraH: No, looks like a old video game console. SarahE: No!! It’s a very disturbed Sal!!! Beionca: No!! Don’t make fun of my Sal! Erica: NO! MY SAL!!! Veronica: NO!! MY SAL!!!! Beionca: My Sal!!! Erica: My Sal!!! Veronica: MY SAL!!!! (Arguing between Beionca, Erica, and Veronica starts) Derek: Uh oh!! Chick Fight!! SecMan: What?!?! H. Mac: Here we go again... Everybody talking all at once. Hamster of Doom: Shut Up!!!! Everyone ignores Him. Hamster of Doom: I SAID SHUT UP!!!!! Still everyone ignores him. Hamster of Doom: Argh!!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!! I MUST SELF DESTRUCT!!!!!!!! Miles: Noo!!!! Hamster of Doom: 10.. 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... bye!!!!!!!! Hamster of Doom Explodes. Miles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! My creation! My beautiful creation!!!!! H. Mac: Hey look, everyone! The thing exploded!!!! Mike: So much for my plan... Miles: Argh!!!! and it exploded because of you, SAL!!!!!!! TAKE THIS, SAL!!!!! (Miles shoots Sal with the Adizer) Sal: I am Anti-Sonic Adventure!!! I love AJ!!!! Erica, Veronica, and Beionca: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (10 hours later...) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR SAL!!!!!!!!!! HE’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (another 10 hours later) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO- H. Mac: That’s enough of that!!!!! SonKnuck: Great!!! We wasted 20 hours because these freaks were yelling!!!! Erica(Slaps SonKnuck): Hey!!!!! Leave me alone!!! I love my Sal very much!!! Veronica: You mean MY Sal. Beionca: No! My Sal!! Erica: My S- SecMan: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT A SOCK IN IT!!!!!!! Mike: Now since’s that’s over with... Alia: Hey! Where did Miles and Sal go?? Zac: They went to Samantha Land!!!!! H. Mac: Uh... Zac? Are you on our side? Zac: Sure!!!!! Yarharhar: Then why did you try to kill all of us?!?! Zac: I was adized!!!! H. Mac: That explains.... Analissa: C’mon! Let’s find Sal in Samantha Land!!! Derek: Uh, just where is Samantha Land? Riochet: Follow me!!!!! Shorty(Picks up something off the ground): Hey guys! Look what I found!! Erica: Look! It’s a ransom note!!!! But I can’t read what it says! H. Mac: Let me see!!!! The Note Said: hy hyp! I u s sal n mety n jeky agn, cum ver to SAMANTHA LAND! an py 7=75=7! oh y, aj mr prez td. H. Mac: It’s in Samnese!! I can read most of it out! H. Mac(reading note): Hey Hyper! If you want to see Sal and Mary and Jackie ever again, come over to SAMANTHA LAND!! And pay 7 Samlars! Lynol: That Much? I have 7 dollars in my pocket!! Shorty: Uh, Lynol, 7 Samlars is way more than 7 american dollars... Analissa: How much is it? Shorty: About 700 billion dollars. All: $700 billion!?!?! RobertJ: Where are we gonna find that much money!?!?!? H. Mac: I not paying nobody money!! I’m gonna find them without paying them!! Derek: Read on!!! H. Mac: I can’t read the next part... Riochet: Let me see!!! (reading note) Uh... Hyper Mac? H. Mac: What? Riochet: You’re not gonna believe this! H. Mac: What, Riochet? Riochet(sighs): Prez married AJ!!! All: (gasp) H. Mac: Excuse me... (leaves outside the gates of Hyperopolis) (distant screaming and swearing) H. Mac(returning): I will find AJ, then I will TORTURE HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Lynol: Calm down, boy!!!!! H. Mac: How can I be calm!?!?!? AJ just took my girlfriend... Stephanie: It happens. H. Mac: We must get to Samantha Land Quick! I can’t imagine the honeymoon... (thinks for a second) Excuse me. (vomits) SecMan: Hyper’s Right! Let get started heading to Samantha Land!!(Everyone gets in the van) Lynol: I’m driving!!! SonKnuck: No!!!! I’m the oldest, so I’ll drive!!!!! Soneec: How do you know??? All: Soneec!?!?! H. Mac: What are you doing here? Soneec: I was vacationing with Jon Benson, but that’s not important right now! Let’s get to Samantha Land to get Jon back!!! Erica: I guess your boyfriend got kidnapped to Samantha Land too. Soneec: Huh? Zac(thinking): Suckers... Meanwhile, in Samantha Land... Sal(waking up): Huh? Mary: Where are we? Jackie: I don’t know! Voice: Welcome to Samantha Land, your Doomed end!!!!! All: Huh???? Voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Who’s the mysterious voice? Will H. Mac and his friends be able to get to Samantha Land on time to rescue Sal, Mary, Jackie, and Jon? Alll this and more, on the next oart of Truth or Dare!!!! H. Mac Truth or Dare! The Final Chapter!! Mon May 3 16:42:42 1999 Previously on TOD... Shorty(Picks up something off the ground): Hey guys! Look what I found!! Erica: Look! It’s a ransom note!!!! But I can’t read what it says! H. Mac: Let me see!!!! The Note Said: hy hyp! I u s sal n mety n jeky agn, cum ver to SAMANTHA LAND! an py 7=75=7! oh y, aj mr prez td. H. Mac: It’s in Samnese!! I can read most of it out! H. Mac(reading note): Hey Hyper! If you want to see Sal and Mary and Jackie ever again, come over to SAMANTHA LAND!! And pay 7 Samlars! Lynol: That Much? I have 7 dollars in my pocket!! Shorty: Uh, Lynol, 7 Samlars is way more than 7 american dollars... Analissa: How much is it? Shorty: About 700 billion dollars. All: $700 billion!?!?! RobertJ: Where are we gonna find that much money!?!?!? H. Mac: I not paying nobody money!! I’m gonna find them without paying them!! Derek: Read on!!! H. Mac: I can’t read the next part... Riochet: Let me see!!! (reading note) Uh... Hyper Mac? H. Mac: What? Riochet: You’re not gonna believe this! H. Mac: What, Riochet? Riochet(sighs): Prez married AJ!!! All: (gasp) H. Mac: Excuse me... (leaves outside the gates of Hyperopolis) (distant screaming and swearing) H. Mac(returning): I will find AJ, then I will TORTURE HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Lynol: Calm down, boy!!!!! H. Mac: How can I be calm!?!?!? AJ just took my girlfriend... Stephanie: It happens. H. Mac: We must get to Samantha Land Quick! I can’t imagine the honeymoon... (thinks for a second) Excuse me. (vomits) SecMan: Hyper’s Right! Let get started heading to Samantha Land!!(Everyone gets in the van) Lynol: I’m driving!!! SonKnuck: No!!!! I’m the oldest, so I’ll drive!!!!! Soneec: How do you know??? All: Soneec!?!?! H. Mac: What are you doing here? Soneec: I was vacationing with Jon Benson, but that’s not important right now! Let’s get to Samantha Land to get Jon back!!! Erica: I guess your boyfriend got kidnapped to Samantha Land too. Soneec: Huh? Zac(thinking): Suckers... Sal(waking up): Where am I? Jackie: I don’t know!! Voice: Welcome to your DOOM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now back to Sal in Truth or Dare, Part 7!! Sal: D-d-doom?? Voice: Yes your doom, ‘cause me, Andre, will make your life a living hell!!! Mary: Who?? Andre: Yes, it’s me, Andre! (hops off of stool) and welcome to Samantha Land, a land that was created by friend, SaMaNtHa!!!!!! SaMaNtHa(pops out of nowhere): kjdgf778 tf uiasg kilikil piepiepiepiepiepi!!!!!! [Translated: I will kill all of you all and give you pie! Pie! Pie! and even Pi!!] Sal: What did she say? Andre: That’s none of your business!!!! Now, if your so-called friends come with the money, which I serverly doubt not, you all will be turned into... SAMMY CITIZENS!!! Jon: No! Not that! Andre: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Meanwhile in the Metro area of Samantha Land... Soneec: Where the hell is that Base?? H. Mac: Well, it IS underground... Veronica: Hey, look! That looks like Sal!!!! Erica and Beionca: Sal!! Shorty: Erica, Beionca!! No!!! (Erica and Beionca walks up to the Sal-look-alike) Sal look-alike: wh r u!! Erica: Huh?? S.L.A: A booty equals ugfahksgfial! Time Boss!!!! Pi! Beionca: What did he say? SonKnuck: According to my Samnese-English Translator, he asked you are you Erica, Beionca, and Veronica? Erica, Veronica, and Beionca: Yes. S.L.A: m nme s sla! H. Mac: He said his name was Sla. Erica: Sla? What a weird name! Sla: I now whr al yr byfeind s! SonKnuck: He knows where all of your boyfriends is. Erica: Sal’s not my Boyfriend! Veronica: Nor mine! Beionca: Nor mine! Sla: Wtver. I now whr h s. fllow m. SecMan: Oh, no! Riochet: We’re not going anywhere until... Hey! Where did the Erica and the rest of them go? Derek: They followed the Sla guy. H. Mac: We got to find them! He could’ve been working for SaMaNtHa herself!!!! Voice: nt fst!!! Analissa: Huh? Who said that? Voice #2: S! Lindsey: Who’s S??! H. Mac: Uh oh, that could either be SaMaNtHa or... HEMPER CAM!!! Lynol: Who?? Mike: His evil twin and his friends. Sabina: I see... Can I leave now? Hemper Cam: Stp! or ese you gota get shcke by pickkycha! Kyle: What?? H. Mac: Oh, no! Here come the rest of them!!!!! Analop: lts kc tail by waving ljkdsfkjsljasgfsahfglsakfuiewgqui!!!!! I loke hom!!! Kered: Yeah! Lts kll hiper mack! bt how??? Sedlin: Lts gt knuckle! Gylop: N! Il destry then! H. Cam: No! lts gv thenm byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Acire: n!!!! I wnt paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll!!!!! Pal: Acire!!!! (Kisses her) I msed u!! Yoj: hcam! thrw trsh or BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (12 hours later) Yoj: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!! I wnt prn! KolopsaiaopBe: Wher’ Caos? Roll: I te caos!!! Yoj: No u! Analissa: Is it just me, or are all the people here just are plain crazy!!? H. Mac: Nope, they’re all crazy! H. Cam: W tld y t spe!?!?! No... (turns into an ice cube) Yoj: N... (also turns into an ice cube). Roll: W... (Also turns into and ice cube) (Pal, Acire, Gylop, and the rest of Hemper Cam’s Friends turn into ice cubes). H. Mac: Huh? Yarharhar: Well, weren’t you getting annoyed? Mike: Did you freeze all of them? Yarharhar: Yeah? So? All cheering for Yarharhar. Yarharhar: Thanks all of you. Really! That’s enough! SecMan: Now we gotta find Erica, Veronica, and Beionca!! Everyone goes into the van and speed off. Meanwhile, in the B.G.U.B (Bad Guy Underground Base)... Sla: Ths Whr Sal is! Erica: I really wish I knew what he was... SAL!!!!!! Sal: Erica! Veronica! Beionca! Mary: Help has arrived!!! Veronica: Who are you? Jackie: That doesn’t matter now, help us get out of here!! Jon: Yeah!! Sla: Not so fast!!! All: Huh?? (Sla reveils to be Andre) Andre: You fools! You fell into my trap!!! Erica: You again? Andre: Yes! Now that I have all of you, prepare to become my... WHAT THE HELL?!?!? (A big van crashes through the B.G.U.B) Soneec: Lynol, next time, I’ll drive, Okay? Jon: Alison!!! Soneec: Jon!!! (Soneec and Jon hugs each other) All except Andre: Aww... Andre: Them?!?!? YUCK!!!!!! Aw this, Hyper Mac!!! (Throws Amy at him) Amy: Hypey, my hero!!! H. Mac: What??? Get off me, you... you... you... Shorty: SLUT!!!! Amy: Prick You!!!!! Derek: Prick This!! (Throws Ice Make Adizer at her) Amy: Oww!!!! You hurt my head!!!! I’ll be back next time!!! (Leaves through a broken window.) H. Mac: Derek, you were suppose to freeze her with it, not THROW IT!!! Derek: Huh? Oh, I never knew that!! Yarharhar: Didn’t you see me give one to you a while ago?? Derek: No. SonKnuck: Boy, Derek you’re stupid! Derek: Huh? SonKnuck: Never mind. Soneec: Let’s get out of here before AJ comes! (Everyone hops into the van.) Andre: Not so fast! Zac, release the bombs!!! Zac? Zac?! ZAC!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?! Meanwhile, Back in Hyperopolis... Zac(thinking): ...and if the nuclear device doesn’t kill Hyper Mac, I’m gonna destroy the whole universe!!!! HAHAHAHAHA-- Huh?? (Zac looks around for Hyper Mac and his friends) Zac: Huh? Where did everyone go?? Now back to Samantha Land in the now destroyed B.G.U.B... AJ(approaching): Boy! That was the best honeymoon ever, Prez!!! Prez: Yeah... AJ: I can’t wait--- WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?!? Andre: I can explain!!! Hyper Mac exploded Samantha!!!! AJ: Good riddance!! Samantha: H I st hr!! ‘m [Translated: Huh? I’m still here!] AJ(growling): Andre... Andre: What??? (AJ Punches Andre) Andre: What was that for? AJ: Annoying me and exploding the B.G.U.B!!!!! Andre: But I didn’t... AJ: No buts!!! Now you must build a home for me and Prez!!!!! Andre: Stupid AJ... Meanwhile in Hyperopolis... H. Mac: Has anyone seen JoshK, NickG, JoeC, or RobertQ lately? Analissa: No... Wait!!! There they are!! (H. Mac, Analissa, Shorty, and Riochet run up to them) JoshK: That was good thinking Prez thought Frank was having a affair with Samantha!! JoeC: No one would want to go out with that ugly ass girl!!! H. Mac: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??! THAT WAS A JOKE???????? JoeC: Yeah! Analissa: Why you... Zac: HAHAHA!!!!! Josh, Nick, Robert, and Joe are really creations of mine!!!!!!! H. Mac: So they weren’t ever real people???? Zac: NO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Riochet: Nice joke. Too bad it didn’t make no kind of sense!!! Zac: Ha!!! Now you’ll never catch me because I’ll escape out of here!!!!! (Flys off with jetpack)HAHAHAHA--- OW!!!! H. Mac: You know, Zac, it’s not a very good idea to fly straight up with a jetpack when you’re under a bridge. Zac: Uh, a little help here? Shorty: Can’t you get down by yourself? Zac: Uh, No... Riochet: Well, we’ll leave you hanging there anywhere. Bye! H. Mac: See ya! Analissa: Wouldn’t want to be ya! Shorty: Uh, what they said. (H. Mac, Analissa, Shorty, and Riochet leave) Zac: Guys, wait!!! Come back!! I’m sorry!!!! Later on that night... Zac: This isn’t funny! Let me down!! I’m afraid of the dark, you know!!! Err.. Shorty? Hyper Mac? Riochet? Uh... Anna? Help me! Help Me! HELP ME!!!!! Derek: Shut up!!!! (Throws a rock at him.) Zac: Ow! I learned my lesson now!!! Can I get down!? Guys? Guys? GUYS!? As Zac has to sleep stuck on a bridge, this story has come to a end. (Finally!!) THE END!!! Andre: Or is it?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- Derek: I said shut up!!!!! (Throws a rock at him). Andre: Ow! (Falls into unconscious) Derek: Now it’s the end of this fan-fic! Like Derek said, THE END!!