Author Subject HM Elechinda Electric Kidna Type Dude posts: 84 (10/12/00 5:53:31 pm) Reply TPCG meets Earth ch. 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When TPCG meets Earth!! Ch. 1-Chaoz 0? Things were as usual as they were at Neo TPCG HQ. Riochet was riding a cow, Lil was reading a Mario comic, Shorty and Ami were making out, and H. Mac was staring out of the window. "Heh heh heh heh heh." Lil giggled. "White colored mushrooms." "WHOOOAAA!!" Riochet said as he was trying to mend his cows. "Calm down girl!" The cow finally calm down, then the cow charged to Ami and Shorty, who flew out of the ceiling of the headquarters. They both screamed for their lives when they were in the air. "Uh oh..." Riochet said fearfully. About five minutes later, Shorty and Ami fell back to the Headquarters and landed on Lil. "What the...?" Lil started before she was dogpiled over Shorty and Ami. It took a few minutes for Shorty, Ami, and Lil to regain cousciness. When they did though, Ami and Shorty marched angrily over to Riochet and his cow. "Uh..." Riochet started. "I have about had it with your cows," Ami said. "And the only way to fix the problem is PICO PICO--" "NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Riochet jumped in front of his cow. "YOU WOULDN'T!!!!" "Why can't you take your cow somewhere else," Shorty said. "Like your farm." Lil said. "Oh yeah." Riochet said. He then made all of his cows move to his own farm he had brought in an auction at the Annual Gaurdians of the World Gathering last month. Some bee almost had it, but Riochet used all of his money he was saving up for his trip to the Cow Islands. "Stupid moron." Shorty started. Then Shorty tripped over Lil and banged his head on her Mario Statue. "I really need to move that." Lil said. Later that afternoon, H. Mac went outside and laid out on the grass. Of course, he hadn't realized he was in Riochet's farm so a couple of minutes after he laid down he heard a rumbling noise. It turns out Riochet's cows were having a stampede. H. Mac ended up getting run over by hundreds of cows. H. Mac groaned in pain. "Sorry H. Mac." Riochet apologized. "I was seeing what the cows would do if I did something out of the blue like setting off fireworks. Apparently they go into a stampede." H. Mac just then fell into uncousciness. H. Mac eventually woke up in the General Hospital of Hyperopolis. He heard some consversation in the background... "How was I suppose to know that cows get frightened by loud, sudden noises?" Riochet complained. "Well you should know if you're a farmer!" a soft, sweet voice replied. That voice reminds me of Bonnie... H. Mac thought. "See doctor, Riochet is an idiot." Shorty said. Shorty then walked up to a machine. "Hmm, I wonder what these do?" Shorty said as he picked up to iron shaped things that had a cord connected to them. The doctor then went to H. Mac's room. H. Mac then saw the doctor who was was talking to Riochet. She had to be one of the most beautiful girls he had ever saw in his life. Even though she was an human, that didn't seem to matter to H. Mac as he gazed up to her long, blonde hair and big blue eyes. "Are you okay?" The doctor said to H. Mac. "Yeah, I--" H. Mac then felt a sharp pain in his head. "You shouldn't make sudden movements." The doctor grabbed an ice pack and set it on H. Mac's head. "Who are you?" H. Mac asked. "I'm Dr. Lily." The doctor replied. "But you can call me Lily." "Uh, how long do I have to be in here?" H. Mac asked. "Oh you can go out in a couple of minutes..." Lily said. A couple of moments later Shorty went flying out of the building. "Make that a couple of days." H. Mac said. That evening, Seth, Mike, Edge, and Seven was playing an illegal version of Sonic the Fighters on the Dreamcast. H. Mac was watching them play, but he wasn't paying any attention to them. "MOUHAHAHAHA!!!" Seth laughed evilly. "I have your ass on a platter, Mike!" "Oh yeah?" Mike did a combo, making him win the round. "Grr...." Seth growled. While Seth and Mike were trying to beat each other in the game, Edge and Seven noticed H. Mac not laughing like he usually does. "Dude, what's wrong?" Edge said. "Oh nothing..." H. Mac said. "Except..." Seven said. "Except that I'm in love!" H. Mac sighed. "Aww...." Seven started. "Who's the lucky echinda?" "Actually..." H. Mac said. "I bet ya it's Tikal's little sister..." Edge said. "Tikal doesn't have a little sister sweetie..." Seven said. "Yes she does..." Edge said. "No she doesn't..." Seven's voice started to rise. "Actually, she's a human." H. Mac said. "HUMAN!?" Edge and Seven said in unison. They said it so loud, Seth and Mike jumped up. "Yes... a human." H. Mac said. "I know you fall in love with different species Mac but..." Edge started. "What's wrong with falling in love with a human?" H. Mac asked. "Nothing!" Seven said. "It's just weird..." "You're a replod." H. Mac said to Seven. "It's reploid, stupid!" Seven hit H. Mac with an hammer. "OW!!! I just had an head injury!" H. Mac said. "Oh yeah. Sorry." Seven apologized. "Did somebody say human?" Rusty appeared out of nowhere and was in the doorway of the game room at TPCG. "Yeah." H. Mac said. "Oh." Rusty said disappointed. "If anybody wants me, I'll be listening to Ami and Shorty making out." Meanwhile at the BGUB located in a secret location underground, AJ and his gang were up to their old tricks as usual. "So, by getting the Master Emerald and giving it to my robot, we should be able to take over... HEY!!!" AJ was mad when he noticed nobody was paying any attention to him. Samantha was eating pie, Hougan was looking at Samantha, Zac was typing something in his notebook, Cornelius was looking at porn, SoniProw was mumbling a bunch of obsecenties, and the others who work at the BGUB were goofing off. "ARGH!!!" AJ said in distress. "Zac, tell them to pay attention to my plan!" "PAY THIS!!" Zac threw his computer at AJ. He missed AJ, but the computer hit the computer with all of AJ's plans. "NOOOOOOOO!!!" AJ cried. Tears came out of his eyes for a few minutes, then after that... "I had it with this group of embeciles!" AJ said. "Isn't there at least one person here that's as smart as me?" All of a sudden, ll of the BGUB henchmen started to fly all over the place. "What the..." AJ started. After a couple of minutes of BGUB men flying, a strange, transparent object was floating in midair. "Who are you?" AJ said. "I am..." The object flew towards AJ. At a closer observation, the object looked like a version of Chaos 0. "CHOAS 0!?" AJ said. "NO WAY!" "Chaos 0?" The object said. "I am even more powerful than that wimp. I am Chaoz!" Samantha mumbled something. "I think it's Chaoz, Samantha." Hougan said. "I thought you were dead..." AJ said... "Well, lucky for you, Perfect Chaos gave me all of my energy, making me powerful than Perfect Chaos itself!" "PERFECT CHAOS!!" Zac said. "He's my favorite!" Zac faints. "Right." Chaoz said. "Look, I'm taking over this turf now, pup!" "Uh, pup?" AJ said. "You do have a dimenson puncher, right?" Chaoz started. "Yeah, but it's useless!" AJ said. "Not so..." Chaoz said. "Have you ever heard of the planet named Earth?" "Yeah, but that's crazy talk!" AJ said. "You'd think that, wouldn't you?" Chaoz said. "There is such a place, and I am going to take over it!" "How?" AJ said. "That's for me to know and you to find out!" Chaoz then used his claws to grab AJ then threw him out of a window. "Goodbye, loser!" Chaoz said. "EVERYBODY!!! FOR NOW ON, I'LL BE YOUR LEADER!! TOGETHER, WE WILL TAKE OVER BOTH MOBIUS AND EARTH!!!!" Nobody was paying attention to him except Zac. "Yessir!!" Zac replied. I know you all are dumb, Chaoz thought, but I will still need you all anyway! End of Chapter 1........