One day at SP HQ... Soneec: And stay out!!!!!! (Kicks H. Mac out of the door) H. Mac: Hey!!!! You can't just kick me out!! Soneec: Oh yeah?? (Slams and locks the door) H. Mac: Oh that's just great!!!! Why did you kick me out? Soneec: Oh you know!!! H. Mac: Is it because of those urls?? Soneec: Yeah!!! If you hadn't of been so stupid to fall for those... you could've maybe had a chane to stay! H. Mac: But it's my first offence!!! Soneec: So?? Get outta here!!! H. Mac: Who's gonna make me?? Soneec: Oh gaurds... (2 big guys fall from the sky) Soneec: Show him what happens to people when they refuse to leave... H. Mac: Eep. (Runs away) Soneec: Heh heh. Those posterboards work everytime. ==Meanwhile, at H. Mac's house== H. Mac(running in): AAAAAHHH!!!!! Whew!! That was close!! Dream Cloud: Huh? H. Mac: I just got kicked off of SP HQ!!!! Dream Cloud: Why?? H. Mac: Remember those fake urls?? Dream Cloud: What fake urls? H. Mac: Never mind... you don't have ICQ... Hey, what's the matter? You look like you have been crying... Dream Cloud: I (sniff) have... H. Mac: Why?? Dream Cloud: Hypey... I have to break up with you... (busts into tears) H. Mac: B-b-break up-p with me??? Why?? Have I been abusive??? Because if I have... Dream Cloud: I Don't want to break up with you... My parents do!!! H. Mac: Your parents? Why??? Dream Cloud: They don't like interracial realantioships, and they said if I don't break up with you, They'll send me to military school!!!!! H. Mac: Uhh.. right... Well I guess you have to do what best for your parents... Dream Cloud: I'll miss you...(bust into tears) H. Mac: (Hugs Dream Cloud) *sigh* Dream Cloud: I'll guess this is goodbye... (kisses H. Mac) H. Mac: Well then... goodbye... Dream Cloud: bye...(leaves H. Mac's house) H. Mac: Oh boy... First I'm kicked out of SP HQ and now this!!!! ==2 weeks later...== mecha tails(walking in H. mac's house): er... H. Mac, can I come in?? H. Mac(drunkly): COME IN!!!! (mecha tails finally reaches H. Mac after walking over piles and piles of Oreo boxes) mecha tails: Uh... H. Mac, are you okay??? H. Mac: Me? OkaY? sURe I'M OkaY, I juST loSt mY GIRLfrieND becausE of her parentS and I just lost my lack of respect!!! mecha tails: Uh... I guess that means a no... H. Mac: That goddamn Soneec!!! Why must she... she... (drinks a bottle of vodka) ..she ban me??? mecha tails: Are you sure you're okay? H. Mac: No... I'm just been sitting here for the past 2 weeks drinking beer, eating oreos, and watching reruns of jerry springer SonKnuck(walking in): Dear God NO!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!!!! Soneec: I tell you what happened... He was so stupid to let his girlfriend go!!! H. Mac: YoU!?!?!?!? You should DIE!!!! Soneec: That was one of the stupiditiest thing you done!!!!! Why did you let her go!???? H. Mac: I didn't want her to... Soneec: Oh come on, everyone knows that she was just faking it to break up with you and go out with Shorty!!!! H. Mac: Shorty!?!?!? That goddamn... Soneec: And you are still banned from SP HQ!!!! H. Mac: For those fake urls!? Soneec: Yup. H. Mac: GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! Soneec: That's not gonna do anything!!!!!!!!! H. Mac: You know what?? You're right!! I know what I should do... (H. Mac packs a suitcase) H. Mac: I'm leaving!!!!! Soneec: Good!!!!! We never will need you again, anyway!!!!!! H. Mac(leaving Hyperopolis): So long, suckers!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Shorty(Entering Hyperopolis): Hey guys!!! I just came back from my vacation in the Virgin Islands!!! What did I miss? (Everyone stares at Shorty) Shorty: Oh boy... ==sometime, somwhere== H. Mac: Oh, i don't know what to do anymore... i hate soneec so much... hey... i know what I should do... ==meanwhile, at the BGUB in Samanthopolis== Samantha: ousrhgiusdfogn0pv592ytv9b3p9w!!!!! [Translated: weeee.] Potato Man: wht tht pie? AJ: Shut up!!!!!! Someone is entering the BGUB!! All: Who?? AJ: I don't know!! H. Mac(walking into the BGUB) Cornelius: AAAHH!!!! IT'S H. MAC!!!!! GET HIM!!!!! AJ: YOU!? H. Mac: No guys, don't bother. I'm joining you all. AJ: I got my Adiz--WHAT!?!?!?!? H. Mac: You heard right. I got tired of Soneec and now I want to destroy all of SP HQ!! Andre: Do you mean... H. Mac: Yes... I'M JOINING THE BGUB!!!! AJ: Alright!!!!! H. Mac: And don't bother calling me H. Mac. Call me... MALICIOUS CHAOS HYPER MAC!!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Andre: In other words... M. C. H. Mac(Malicious Chaos Hyper Mac): I'm pure evil now!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!! Has H. Mac really gone bad? I gotta bad feeling.... H. Mac THe Hyper who Turned evil P. 2 (fanfic) Mon Jun 28 14:30:35 1999 Well, if you weren't here the last time, here's what happened... Soneec banned H. Mac from SP HQ and then H. Mac had to break up with his girlfriend, Dream Cloud. Then he ran away and joined the BGUB!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Now let's get back to the BGUB... M. C. H. Mac: Now, if we go through the front entarance, she'll catch us, but if we smash through the roof... Andre: We'll crush ^_^!!!!!! M. C. H. Mac: Huh? Anyway, if we smash through the roof, we'll catch all of them and... Samantha: paiohfuoiadsfn9-34y9 ap874zaywgb;uwat g8bnwayvt 043iyb03w=y-3q4yb093wi4-ybm6hq83 ytiuewfgpiwab -v9y4980y9oasdfy`=-102=0`12`~~~!290`u3j[n[v09uewinoi;hednhv[ow'senyhoi[sbv8q93-3uitybcr9-v32t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Translated: Give them PIE! PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE!!!!!!!] M. C. H. Mac: You know what? FORGET THE PLAN!!!! WE'LL JUST INVADE THEM!!!!!! AJ: Now you know what I go through!!! M. C. H. Mac: And I know all of their weakness!!!!! Then we'll get rid of the SP HQ and then... Cornelius: ANTI-SA Will invede!!!!!! AJ: What? Anti-SA died months ago. Cornelius: What?! And you didn't tell me this? Is it because I'm black?? AJ: What!? Cornelius: That's it!!!! (punches AJ) AJ: Why you... (kicks Cornelius in the grion) Cornelius: OOF!!!!! M. C. H. Mac: Good riddance!!!! Zac: Yeah!!! ==Meanwhile, at SPHQ== Soneec: Go to hell, mechatails!!!!! mecha tails: You go to hell!!! Yarharhar: You should all stop fighgting because it's being sissy!!! Soneec: Why don't you stop fighting!??!?!?!? Yarharhar: Why you... Edge: Who wants to be in my fanfic?? Soneec: No one wants to be in your fanfic, wuss ass!! David...TL: Sonic Pandemionom Classics now for sale!!! Cynthia: Screw you!! Shorty: GO screw yourself!!!! Soneec: No more fanfics!!! Riochet: What!?!?!? SonKnuck: Darn. Soneec: Get outta here!!!!! Yarharhar: Good!!! no more sissy stories!!! Edge: Who asked you?? Zac: I am gay!!! mechatails: Go to hell!!!! Zac: You go!!!! Soneec: Why don't you all go?! . /. Riochet: Maximum Carnarge.... Soneec(burns up maximum carnage) Riochet: Why did you do.... Soneec: MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ^_^ SonKnuck: What the.... Yarharhar: Take this!!!! (throws a trash can at SonKnuck) SonKnuck: OWW!!!!! Why you... (throws a bed at him) Yarharhar: DOH!!!!!! Edge: Who wants to be in my fanfic!!!!!!!! Soneec: Shut up!!!! (Runs over him in a van) Edge: I......... ^_^ Soneec: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Moments later... the SP HQ explodes... Krist(walking up to the now destroyed SP HQ): WHAT THE... Soneec: (groaning)... Huh? My site.... MY SITE!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! Krist: It exploded, bitch. Soneec: Oh, WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! Krist: I heard what Dream Cloud said! You banned Hypey from here!! Why did you do that? Soneec: 'Cause he sent me those fake urls!!!! Krist: OH MY GOD!!!!! HE SENT YOU FAKE URLS!!!!! THAT'S A CRIME TO HUMNANITY!!!!! HE SHOULD GO TO PRISON AND GET ON DEATH ROW FOR THAT!!!!!!! OH MY FREAKIN' GOD!!!!!!! Soneec: I'm glad you agree with me. Krist: I was being sarcastic. Soneec: Oh. Krist: Well, look like your insanity finally paid off. Now there is no more SP!!!!! Soneec: That's good!!!!!! Krist: You are totally... OH MY GOD, SHORTY!!!!! Soneec: Stop being sarcastic!!!!! I get the point!!!! (Krist walks over to Shorty, which is badly bruised and bleeding badly) Krist: Shorty!!!! Are you okay???? Shorty: oh.... krist.... get.... help.... before..... i..... (dies) Krist: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soneec(sarcasticly): Oh boo-hoo!!!! theres go Shorty!!! I'm so sad!!! At least I'm not a blonde!!!!! Krist: You take that back!!! (hits Soneec on the head with a mallet) Soneec: Ohh... (faints) Mike S.: (walking to the destroyed SP HQ) Well guys, I'm ba-- OH MY GOD!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! SonKnuck: Oh, I don't feel well.... (vomits) Riochet: Whoa, man... What happened?? Krist: SP HQ exploded, and do you know why it exploded?? All except Krist: NO!!! Krist: Me neither.. uh have you guys seen Hypey? mecha tails: No... he ran away... Krist: HE DID!?!?! OH NO!!! Riochet: Why are you so concerned? Krist: Dream Cloud's parents allowed her to go back to dating Hypey!!! David... TL: That's good news. Now what about SP HQ???? Krist: WE got more time for that later... let's find Hypey!!!!!!! ==Meanwhile, back at the BGUB== M. C. H. Mac: Oh man... being bad sure is a lot of work... Samantha: thnohi we gotnjo hg eio pie!!! [Translated: Tonight we are gonna have Pie stew!!!] M. C. H. Mac: (Shuddering) Man, I'm outta here... AJ: Wait!!!! Where are you going?? M. C. H. Mac: Going far away from this place.... (exits the BGUB) Andre: Well, he wasn't made for this place any:) AJ: I question the saneness here... Cornelius: Yeah... Let look at these fat, kiddie porn!!!! AJ: (Shuddering) ==Somewhere== M. C. H. Mac: Being a bad guy is not for me... nor being a good guy... what should I be??? (sits on a bus stop bench) What will M C. H. Mac be???? H. Mac The Hyper who Turned Evil P. 3 [fanfic] Tue Jun 29 11:57:26 1999 Well, if you don't know what happened last time... go read it!!! I'm too lazy for cheap sakes. M. C. H. Mac: Sigh... (Some old guy walks up and sits next to M. C. H. Mac) Old guy: What's your problem? M. C. H. Mac: Nothin'. Just confused. Old guy: About what? M. C. H. Mac: What is my reason to live? Old guy: eh? M. C. H. Mac: I just got kicked out of a club a was in for a long time, I joined a group of no goods and then I got out of there... Old guy: Oh, that? I've been there before, and I'll tell you now, It is confusing as hell!! M. C. H. Mac: That's for sure. Hey, if you been through this before, what did you do? Old guy: Well, when I was in that situation, I went back to the club that I got kicked out of... M. C. H. Mac: And...? Old guy: Boy, the place was in a horrible mess!!! Ever since I got kicked out of there, No sense of order was in there heads! All they did was fight! All the time! Then I decided to make a difference, stand for myself! I decided no one was gonna push me around because of one mistake!!!! YOU MUST TAKE A STAND FOR YOURSELF ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!! M. C. H. Mac: Yeah, old guy. Yeah old guy, YEAH OLD GUY, YEAH OLD GUY!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!!! I'M GONNA STAND FOR MYSELF!!!!!!! NOT BECAUSE OF SENDING THOSE FAKE URLS!!!!!! SONEEC, MAKE ROOM BECAUSE HYPER'S COMING BACK, BABY YEAH!!!!!!! Old guy: Uh... please don't make that impression of Austin Powers. H. Mac(back to normal): Sorry. ==Meanwhile at the destroyed SP HQ== H. Mac(marching): OKAY SONEEC, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I--WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!? (H. Mac realizes that SP HQ was nearly destroyed and Soneec was fighting with Krist) Soneec: @#$@%@%@%@#@$@#$$#@#!!!!!! Krist: !!#$!@$!@$!#@$@#$!@#$@!$!@#!@#!@$!@$#@! Riochet: Chick fight! Chick Fight!! H. Mac: Oh boy, just like that old guy said, this place is in horrible shape!!! Krist: Hyper Mac!!! You're back!!!!! SonKnuck: MAC!!!!!! YAH!!!!!!!!! Soneec: Well if it isn't the little-- H. Mac: I don't got time for your games!!! Soneec: What, you're gonna send me more fake--AAH!!!! (Anvil drops on Soneec) H. Mac: Don't you think that was a little over board? Director: NO!!!! H. Mac: Okay... Director: Hyper take 2, and ACTION!!!! Soneec: But mommy, I want to eat cheese puffs instead-- Huh? Riochet: You got hit by an anvil. H. Mac: Good thing, too. Soneec: Why you little--AAH!!!!! (piano drops on Soneec) Soneec: but I want cheese, daddy!!! WAH WAH--Huh? SonKnuck: Piano. Soneec: DOH!!! Hyper Mac, When I--AAH!!! (bathtub falls on Soneec) Soneec: must have cheesy poofs... Huh? Riochet: Bathtub. Soneec: Goddamn you H--AAH!!! (Car falls on Soneec) Krist: Car. Soneec: You know what? I think I'll go away... (goes off somewhere) H. Mac: That was pointless. What happened? Riochet: Oh. There was this big fight and then SP HQ just suddenly exploded. H. Mac: So it just exploded, huh? SonKnuck: Yup. just exploded. H. Mac: Odd. Girl: HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!! All except girl: Huh? H. Mac: You again!? (Throws trash can at her) girl: Whoa. (runs away) Krist: That was pointless. H. Mac: Well, I guess I'll have to rebuild it. Krist: I don't know if that would be such a good idea... H. Mac: Why? Krist: I don't know... Soneec said something about getting a big robot and destroying you... nothing big. H. Mac: Oh. Well, let's--A BIG ROBOT!?!? Soneec: That's right fools!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--Huh? (Soneec just realized while she was laughing, everyone left.) Soneec: Darn!!! I'll guess I'll just have to get them next time... To be continued.... Shorty The Evil Shorty (FANFIC) Complete one that ties in with HM Wed Jun 30 13:19:12 1999 The Evil Shorty --------------- Complete Fan Fiction. :D --------------- NB: Tie's in with "The Hyper that went Bad" FANFIC. --------------- Like H. Mac I don't like people that don't read the whole story DAMMIT!! So go read "The Hyper that went Bad" Fan Fic's done by my good buddy H. Mac. :-) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (On the out skirt's of Hypertropolis) SonKnuck: Thank god we got away from that crazy Soneec! She's gone nut's! H. Mac: Yeah what's up with her anyway I mean they were only fake URL's. Cynthia: Oh Hyper (Hugs him) H. Mac: Hey what's that for? Cynthia: I'm just happy to see your back. H. Mac: Just don't get any further than hugging okay? Girl : (Runs out of nowhere) What about me Mac? WANNA HAVE SEX????!!!! H. Mac: God damn it...Um...who ever you are. I told you to get away from me!! Girl: Waaaaaaaaah!! Riochet: Aw shut up you ugly scank! Girl: Your not nice!! (Runs off) Krist: Oh yeah that reminds me! Dream Cloud is allowed to go out with you now! H. Mac: (He is silent for a minute and then yells:) WAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! -But I thought she was going out with Shorty now.... Krist: (Start's crying) Oh Shorty's...d..d....d.....Deaaaad!! (Start's bawling loudly) H. Mac: Uh? Howdidhappeniwanttoknowwasitsoneecineedtoknowhewasmybuddy?!! Edge: The explosion caused it. mechatails: (Comferting Krist)He's in a better place now.... Krist: What do you mean a better place? You said he had gone where my fish had gone. Mike the Hedgehog: So? Krist: Mike Shaffer had flused my fish down the toilet at SP!! Mike S: Oh they weren't that important. They were just being annoying... Dez: Come on Krist stop crying already!! Krist: Poor Shorty..... H. Mac: Hey Krist if you hurry up and come I'll give you some cookies!! Krist: (Instantly not sad) Ooh Cookies! (All walk off to Dream C's house) (At the ruins of SP HQ) Soneec: GOD DAMN YOU H. MAC I'LL GET YOU YET!!!! Oh this hating Mac is thirsty work, I need a drink. (Opens up a can of Diet Dr Pepper) Mmmm!! That's good! Maybe I shouldn't hate Mac so much and let him back in SP....(Finish's Dr Pepper and throws the empty can down to hit Shortys head) (Soneec then goes in as Shorty's body start's to move a little) Shorty: (Breathing really shallow) Uuuuhhh (Fall uncounious) (Inside Shorty's Brain) Angel Shorty: Wha? What happened? I'm not dead. Devil Shorty: That's right you S.O.B your not dead. Angel Shorty: Uh? Who are you friend? Devil Shorty: I'm your worse half! The bit you fear the most! And I'm not your friend!! Angel Shorty: I only want to be friends! Shorty's Greed: (Pop's out of no where) SILENCE!! Both of you! (They're both silent and look at Shorty's Greed) Shorty's Greed: That's better. Now we all know who killed us right? Angel & Devil Shorty: No. Shorty's Greed: (Thinking:) There dumber than I thought. (Speaking:) Soneec. Devil Shorty: But she was the one who owned the place. Why would she do that? Shorty's Greed: She didn't personally kill us. But her angry killed us!! Angel Shorty: You mean you want to kill her now? Shorty's Greed: Yes dummie! We must kill Soneec then kill H. Mac and all his sniveling friends!! SG & DS: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!! Angel Shorty: Not If I can stop you!! SG (Shortys Greed): How can you stop us your just an angel!! DS (Devil Shorty): Yeah! Plus..(He hit's the Angel Shorty over the head with a pipe)...Your uncounious!! AS (Angel Shorty): Uuhh..(Fall uncounious) SG: MWHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! DS, go make Shorty get into SP HQ!! DS: I think Krist has his code Key. And by the way he's not called Shorty anymore. He's called... (Evil music start's to play)..Evil Shorty!! (Outside the destroyed SP) Shorty: (Waking up) Uuh...Oh my head...Hey my bruises are gone!! And I'm not bleeding anymore either!! And..(Looks in his porto-mirror and see's he has eye's (With those Evil hypno-rays in) and teeth (Long like a devils) like Super Sonic has in STC)..I'm Eviiiil!!! (Looks down at the floor and see's a picture of him and Krist hugging each other) E.(Evil) Shorty: Krist? (His eye's and teeth go back to normal for two seconds) No she's not a part of my life anymore!! Now I was thinkin' of a name....Hmmm...Soneec!! Yes! But first I need My key code!!! But how will I know where to look and how will I get there? (A little Voice inside him says: Your key code is near Dream Clouds House down some 2 miles and you can fly you dummie!!) E. Shorty: Uh? Who said that? Well whoever did has been a great help! To Dream C's house!! (E. Shorty is about to fly off when Noel G and Paul C come out of nowhere) Noel: hey paul there thta loser who rip my p.e shirt let get him!! E. Shorty: Ah yes Noel and Paul the two losers that piss me off nearly every day Paul: u rip mi gay..i mean good fiends t-shirt in p,.e!! E. Shorty: (Punches Paul C to Mars) Oh yeah? Noel: mummie sav mee!! E. Shorty: (Rips his heart out) No ones saving you buddy! Now I have to get my key! (Fly's towards Dream C's house) H. Mac: (Knocks on her door) Hello Dreama? You in? Dream Cloud: (Opening the door) Oh Hypey! (Hugs him) Did you hear that I'm allowed to go out with you? H. Mac: Yeah...I love you Dream Cloud! All apart from Mac and DC: Awwwwwww!! E. Shorty: Aw...Isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! Now give me my key!! TO BE CONTIUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE HYPER THAT WENT EVIL. --Shorty--