Author Subject HM Elechinda Electric Kidna Type Dude posts: 209 (12/11/00 3:23:33 am) Reply HM the... CHAO!? (fic) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't worry, I'm redoeing the TPCG meets Earth fic... I needed to make some fics that take place before it so that it would make sense.... One day at TPCG, everything was going on as usual... "Hmm..." HM said as he was flipping through channels. "Nothing on TV..." HM decided to go to the Moogle Cavern. After jumping over Riochet's cows and Lil's massive collection of stuffed animals, he finally managed to exit TPCG Headquarters. However, once he opened the door to go outside, a familiar human girl was in front of the door. "Mac?" The girl said as she took a look at the echinda that was now Mac. "Er..." HM thought for a moment. It has been a long time since HM was his original form... HM was originally a human boy. He didn't have much friends when he was a human, but he did have a few good ones. Jessica was one of them. HM was in love with Jessica ever since he laid eyes on her, but he kept denying his feelings by going out with other girls. Except Bonnie, every girl HM went out with couldn't compare to Jessica, even though Bonnie and Jessica were way different from each other... A strange accident occured one day that made HM into a green hedgehog. He disappeared ever since that day from his hometown of Neon Star City. But it was strange. How could Jessica recognize me? HM thought. "Jessica?" HM and Jessica hugged each other. "Wow, it's been a long time since we've seen each other..." Jessica said. "Why did you run away, though?" "I was a hedgehog at the time..." HM said. Neon Star City banned all non human people from living there at the time. "Oh, I guess that's true." Jessica said. "How did you find me, though?" HM asked. "It's sort of a long story..." Jessica said. Shorty, TL, Riochet, and Munkee happened to see HM with Jessica at the time. "Look at that." Shorty said. "It's been a year since Bonnie disappeared and he's already found a girlfriend." "I guess it's that time again..." TL said. Munkee blew into an small pipe and made a C note. They all sang in unison and off-key: HM and some girl are sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes marriage... "Then comes sex..." Riochet sang. Shorty stopped the others from singing. "It's not sex!" "It's Honeymoon!" TL said. "No," Munkee said. "It's the chapel..." "I think I know the song, and the next word is sex!" Riochet said. "No it's not!" TL said. "It's..." "Ring!!!" Shorty said. "You're all wrong! It's argurment!" Munkee said. They all started arguing which word came next. They all eventually went into Shorty's room. "Who are they?" Jessica said. "You'll see..." HM said. Meanwhile at the BGUB, AJ and company were sleeping... "Take that... Sonique..." AJ mumbled in his sleep. All of a sudden, a vehicle drove through the walls of the BGUB. This woke up AJ abruptly. "ARGH!" AJ yelled. "Don't tell me Cornelius is driving again!" AJ walked out of his quarters to the main room of the BGUB. "I swear, they can't even go out and get a pack of gummi bears--" AJ stopped in shocked to see that it wasn't Cornelius who drove through the BGUB but it really was... Author Subject HM Elechinda Electric Kidna Type Dude posts: 214 (12/15/00 4:15:09 am) Reply HM the... CHAO!? Ch. 2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last time, HM met his love Jessica for the first time in years and a vehicle drove through the BGUB. Not much of a summary but that what basically happened... "I swear, they can't even go out and get a pack of gummi bears--" AJ stopped in shocked to see that it wasn't Cornelius who drove through the BGUB but it really was... Ch. 2 It turns out it was Cornelius after all. "I knew it!" AJ scolded. "Why did you crash through the BGUB?!" AJ grabbed Cornelius from the Black SUV that was now in the middle of the BGUB. "You--wouldn't--believe--it!" Cornelius gasped for air between each word he said. "Oh what happened?" AJ said. "Did they run out of porn?" "No!" Cornelius said. "Much worse..." "What is so bad that you had to come crashing through here?" AJ said. "Dragons--Human Girls--Pikachu--" Cornelius said. "What are you talking about?" AJ said. Cornelius finally caught his breath. "They're taking over!!" "Who's taking over?" AJ said. "H-H-H" Cornelius stuttered. "Well?" AJ said. "H-Hy-H-Hyp-H" Cornelius continued to stuttered until he fainted. AJ sighed. "I'm sure it was nothing important anyway..." AJ went back to his bed and went to sleep. Back at The Perfect Chaos Gang HQ, HM told Jessica about the adventures he had since he joined TPCG. "...and thanks to Riochet, I'm a echinda." HM finished. Jessica was sleeping. "She's still the same..." HM said. He ended up falling asleep, too. Later that day Ami, Lil (in her hedgehog form), Seven, and Riochet all went to the mall. "I hate the mall." Riochet muttered. "Me too." Seven said. "There's too many people here beat up others less fourntnate..." Just then, Seven noticed a bunch of muscular echindas beating up a small echinda. "See?" Seven pointed out to all three. "Maybe we should do something..." Lil said. "Yeah..." Riochet said. Seven turned around at all three of them. "Well, we won't help anybody just standing around..." Seven noticed Ami was missing. "Where's Ami?" "Uh..." Riochet said dumbfounded. "PICO PICO CANNON BLAST!" A bright light came from behind Seven X. Everybody turned around to see that Ami was already trying to stop the group of echindas. Ami had hit one of the echindas, but he got up and grabbed Ami by the neck. "Hype Beam!" The echinda yelled and a laser beam came from his eyes and made Ami fly into the ceiling. "Bad mistake, ya motherfucker." Seven X said. She used Shadow Blade Chaos on the entire group of echindas, slicing them to pieces. "Heh heh heh heh..." Seven X chuckled. Pieces of echinda fell all other the place, but there was no blood. "Uh..." Seven X started. Before she say anything else, all of the chopped carcasses vaporized into thin air. "That was strange..." Riochet said. "Wasn't we all supposed to be covered in blood?" Lil said. Ami fell from the sky, landing on Seven X. "Watch where you're falling!" Seven X said. "Sorry..." Ami groaned. "You could've at least said are you okay..." "Sorry," Seven X said. "But the strangest thing just happened..." "Besides chopping up people?" The small echinda said. "THAT WAS SO COOL! DO IT AGAIN!!!" "I don't think so kid..." Seven X said. Author Subject HM Elechinda Electric Kidna Type Dude posts: 233 (12/22/00 2:55:18 am) Reply HM the... CHAO!? Ch. 3 & 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ch. 3 At the BGUB base, AJ was discussing his latest plan as usual... "...and by using the Chaos Emeralds, we shall take over the world!" AJ finished. AJ noticed that nobody was listening to him. Andre and Zac were sleeping, Samantha was eating pie, Cornelius was looking at porn, and Lexef, Jolt, and SoniProw were staring at space. AJ sighed. "Nobody ever listens to me." AJ left the main area of the BGUB and went into his quarters. AJ started to pace around his room. "Y'know," AJ said to himself. "This TPCG vs. BGUB thing is getting really old. I've tried over a million times to take over the world, and the Perfect Chaos Gang always gets in my way. This sucks." AJ grabbed a briefcase and started to go through his drawers. "I think I'm going to leave the bad guy scene. I'm not getting nowhere with Pie-Face and Pervert anyway." AJ had finally put all of his personal belongings in his briefcase. "I'm going to live out my dream. I'm going to become--" Just before AJ could complete his thought, a bright light came from AJ's window. The bright light was also seen by others in Hyperopolis. "Huh?" HM said. He noticed the bright light too. He went outside to see what had happened. Back at the BGUB, two figures appeared in AJ's quarters. An attractive human girl with long, blonde hair and an attractive human boy with blonde hair came from AJ's window. "Wha?" AJ said. The two humans finally formed in designer clothing. The girl was wearing a miniskirt, a long sleeved shirt, and had on high heels. The boy was wearing designer shoes, jeans, and a polo shirt. "I wonder if we're out of that stupid dimenson..." The girl said. "Maybe..." The boy started. Then the humans noticed AJ. "CUTIE!!" The girl exclaimed. "A cute fox!" "Could be rabid..." The boy said. "Just what are--" AJ started. Before AJ could complete the sentenced, the humans screamed in shocked. "What!?" AJ said. "Y-you can talk?" The girl said. "Of course!" AJ said. "That is so coool, dude!" The boy said. "Pardon?" AJ said. "WE must be out of that lousy planet Earth..." The girl said. "We can take over our own world now!" The boy said. "Huh?" AJ said. "Allow us to introduce ourselves." The boy started. "I'm Jason Helith" "And I'm Amy Jessica Sarah Mary Lucille the III" The girl said. "Amy Jessica who?" AJ said. "And we're here to take over this planet!" Jason said. AJ scoffed. "Good luck!" "How dare you scoff at us!" Amy said. "Look, you think you can organize an entire army of strongmen that can kill anything they touch?" AJ said. "Who said we need an army to take over the world?" Jason said. "Wha?" AJ said. "We already know a way to take over the world..." Amy said. "...But our plan was ruined by a bunch of measly kids..." Jason said. "...but since this is a new planet with even dumber creatures..." Amy said. "...we'll take over the world quicker than you can say fad!" Jason finished. "Well, if you do plan to take over the world," AJ said "Watch out for this one group of people called The Perfect Chaos Gang..." "Perfect Chaos?" Amy said. "Sounds like something by some stupid company who makes crap." "Right..." AJ said. "Look, they're pretty tough and..." "Don't worry about us!" Jason said. "We already have something to get rid of anybody who comes in our way..." "I'm not sure..." AJ said. "Are you saying we can't take over the planet?" Amy said. "All I am saying is just to watch out, taking over the world ain't as easy as it is..." AJ said. "Now if you excuse me, I have a bus to catch..." And then AJ left his quarters for the last time, hit Andre on the head for the last time, and left the BGUB forever... "I wonder if we really can't take over the world..." Amy said. "Don't believe what that fox says..." Jason hugged Amy. "We can take over this world no matter what comes in our way." Jason and Amy then started to kiss each other. Just then, AJ came busting through the door of his quarters. "Er... mind if I spend the night?" AJ asked. "I sort of missed the bus for the day..." end of Ch. 3 Ch. 4 It was dawn at Hyperopolis, and nobody had seen HM for a day now. "I wonder where he is..." Jessica said with concern in her voice. She had been in HM's quarters at TPCG Headquarters ever since he left. Shorty happened to notice Jessica in HM's room. "Hmm..." Shorty said to himself. "HM must've left Jessica here all by herself, I wonder why... maybe this is my chance to look for that Sonic Adventure Soundtrack I lost this summer..." Shorty went to HM's room and starting tearing the place apart. Jessica noticed Shorty when he threw a pillow at her. "What the hell!?" Jessica said. "Oh." Shorty said. "I didn't notice you." "That's strange," Jessica said. "I swear I could've seen you staring at me..." "Well, you need your eyes checked." Shorty said. "I wasn't looking at you at all." Jessica scoffed at Shorty. "Oh, now we're going to be like that!?" Shorty said. He got in fighting position. "Let's get this on!" Jessica calmy got up and walked towards Shorty. "I never fight a girl, but--" Before Shorty could say anything else, Jessica grabbed him and threw him out the window. Shorty crashed onto the ground. "Man, that Jessica is tough." When Shorty got up, he noticed a Chao on the ground. "Hey, a chao..." Shorty went to go pick it up. As soon as Shorty picked it up. The chao bit Shorty. "HEY!!!" Shorty said and threw the chao to the ground. "What's the big idea?!" "Why did you have to try to crush me, Shorty!?" The chao said. "Er..." Shorty said. "You sound a little familiar..." "What do you mean?" The chao said. Then chao looked at itself. "WHAT THE--" "HM?!" Shorty said. "I guess I should've realized that you weren't fifty feet tall..." HM said. **** "Aw...." Ami said. "He's so cute." "You're such a cutie." Lil said. All of the girls except Seven were gathered around HM, which was now a chao. "Man," Shorty grumbled. "Even if he's a chao he's still popular..." "Even when you're a chao you're still cute..." Jessica said. "Huh?" HM said. "Er... I mean..." Jessica thought for a moment. "You're cute as a chao or whatever." "I wonder how he turned into a chao..." SonKnuck thought to himself. "Maybe a dimenson opened up and caused a strange explosion that had a strange effect on HM..." Sz said. "Oh yeah." Shorty said sarcasticly. "Like that's possible." "Or maybe he just turned into a chao because he just did." Sz said. "But why?" Riochet said. "Never mind..." Sz said. "Since he's a chao," Munkee said. "He won't have most of his powers, right?" "That could be true, Munkee..." SonKnuck said. "EEK!" HM screamed. He immediately jumped out of Lil's arms and to the round table where the guys were sitting. "What do ya mean I don't have my powers!?" "Well," SonKnuck said. "Chao can't do much except eat, sleep, bite..." "And turn into an egg and to be never seen again." Shorty said. An anime sweatdrop came from HM's forehead. "Oh no, I'm doomed!" "Geez, man..." Jessica said. "Doom and Gloom here? Try doing something, Mac." "Alright..." HM said. HM tried his Texas Twister attack. Suprisingly, the attack worked, but this time it seemed a little more powerful. "Okay..." SonKnuck said. "You can stop now..." "This is cool!" HM said. "I feel more powerful!" Chairs and things started to fly all over the room. HM stopped, but things were still flying around. It all ended when Shorty flew out of the window. "I guess I was wrong about the powers." SonKnuck said. End of Ch. 4