Author Subject Edge the Warrior Artie Beater-Upper posts: 169 (2/15/01 7:47:13 pm) Reply Villan-Tines Day!!!! Part 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Villian-tines day!!!! Eh its the only clever name i could think of...... as proud of myself as I was I saw the same name about 5 minutes later on Cartoon Network -___-;;;; Anyway enjoy the fic devoted to bad guys!!! ------------------------------------------------------- In the dark reaches of space......... One bad guy so evil...... thought to be dead forever...... killed as many times as Edge....... its SHADOW!!!!!!!!! Shadow still has the 90 galaxies he has taken over and he’s going to try once again to take over Mobius. Meanwhile on Mobius love is in the air, Edge doesn’t mind and neither does everyone else, though its stupid and dumb it still includes candy!!!!!!!! The only part of Valentines day that counts!!!! And with Edge being a girl now she’s going to want chocolate more then ever!! "CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" Edge shouted diving in some chocolate hershy kisses. "Are you going to eat all of those????" Lil asked Edge with a sweat drop. "Of course its candy!!!" Edge smiled. "Okay people!!! Stop eating your candy and treats!!!! The big dinner were having tonight cant be prepared without groceries to make it so i need three people to go to the store to get some." Sonknuck said from his cardboard podium. "I'll go." H.Hog said. "Me too." Anonyme yawned. "Guess I’ll go too." TL said folding his wings into a cape. And so...... "WERE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!" H.Hog screamed at the top of his lungs. "OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!" Anonyme screamed in horror. "What im just parking..." TL said parking the TPCG mobile in a parking spot at a Albertsons(sp?). "We know!!!" H.Hog and Anonyme said scared to death. "Ah shut up." Tl grumbled slamming his door. Inside the store many couples could be seen getting ready for romantic dinners and just other people shopping around. "I wanna ride in the cart!! I wanna ride in the cart!!!" Anonyme said jumping in the cart. "Dont be dumb!!!" H.Hog said whacking Anonyme upside the head. "Owwww..." Anonyme said rubbing his head. "IM GONNA TELL!!!!" "Okay okay just dont tell!!" H.Hog said covering Anonyme's mouth. Meanwhile...... "So we meet once again Mobius....... what perfect day to strike then the day where everyones too googly eyed to even fight back." Shadow evily thought aloud. "Yes sir, they live in a fantasy world." Jolt snickered looking at the planet from a window. "Do you think it was a good idea teaming up with those bugs though???" Shade said looking at the Zerg forces from outside. *Author's note-The Zerg is a species of bug fro the popular game that i love called Starcraft!!!* "Their powers are weak compared to mine... i can take out their entire race in a matter of minutes...." Shadow said to Shade. "What of the body the purple energy promised me???" Shade asked. "The Edge body mysteriously vanished and the purple energy was defeated by that fool Duo." Shadow pressed a button on the small console in front of him. "Find me the nearest TPCG members." "Scanning Planet." A voice said. "3 members have been located at a grocery store called Albertsons(sp) The members are; H.Hog the hedgehog controller of lava and fire, TL Kidnoyle the former lord of Boredom, and Anonyme." "Send the first Zerg army down to that store." Shadow laughed. "Happy Valentines day TPCG!!!!!!" Shade laughed. Meanwhile....... "COOKIES!!!!!!!!" Anonyme shouted with joy. "NO COOKIES!!!!!" TL said hitting Anonyme's hand. "All this lovey duvey stuff is making me sick." H.Hog said holding his stomach. "Yeah dont worry were almost done." TL said. "Do you hear something guys???" H.Hog said looking around. TL and Anonyme were pale while H.Hog looked the other way. "I could've sworn i heard something." H.Hog said then turned around to be face to face with a Hydralisk. "WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" H.Hog said automatically firing a fireball at The Hydralisk. "BIG BUGS!!!" "DUDE I CANT MOVE!!!!!!!!!" TL said shaking from the grasp of an infested Furry. "TL THOSE THINGS ARE INFESTING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!" H.Hog said punching the infested furry who grabbed TL. "Wheres Anony??!?!?!" TL said looking around. "I dont know but we better get out of here!!" TL yelled. Both TL and H.Hog started to fly and flew out of the now Bug infested Albertsons. "AHHHH!!! DUDE THEY HAVE HIM LOOK AT ANONY!!!!" H.Hog said pointing at the now infested Anony. "He must be infested too..... we have to get back to the HQ!!!!!!" TL said flapping his wings. "Lets go." The two friends hurried back to the HQ followed by two bat-like bug creatures the two creatures fired what seemed like two missles at TL and H.Hog. "AHHH GOD SOMETHING HIT ME!!!!!" H.Hog said starting to fall to the ground. "ME TOO!!!" TL said falling to the ground covered in green sludge. H.Hog crashed into the ground dust flying everywhere followed by TL. "This is the first time a bug is gonna step on me." H.Hog grumbled. The two creatures picked up TL and H.Hog and started to fly back to the Albertsons. As the two bugs flew TL and H.Hog saw the ALbertsons had already turned into a big slimey HQ for the bug force. "Crap....." H.Hog said. "Crap times two my friend." TL frowned. "LET GO OF THEM NOW!!!!!!!!!!" A voice yelled. "Edge!?!?!?!" TL and H.Hog both shouted confused. Edge flew down from "HIS" spot in the air and blasted the two bugs in a funky armor The two bugs died instantly and fell to the ground as Edge got H.Hog and TL out of the sludge. "EDGE!?!?!?! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!?!??!!?" H.Hog shouted confused as heck. "H.Hog's right a little while ago you had boobs and you were craving chocolate!!!!" Tl said poking Edge's head. "Your explinations will come in due time but i need you to come with me the two of you." Edge said putting on a Helmet. Well it seems Edge is back to normal... or is he???? Read part two!! Author Subject Edge the warrior TPCG Visitor (2/25/01 3:06:29 am) Reply Villian-tines day: Part 2, Edge the boy returns!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part two!!! The Future is Grim!!!! After Finding Edge as a boy again and having Anony infested by the Zerg, H.Hog and Tl fly towards TPCG HQ. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “So Edge!! What happened to you?? and whats with the not so normal Edge clothes???” TL asked. “I said i would explain things in due time TL..” Edge said calmly. Edge, H.Hog and TL arrived at the base then went to Edge’s Invention hall. Where the three stopped in front of the very same time Machine that Anony and Edge had tried to fix so many times and the same time machine that sent TPCG 20 years into te future and how Edge met one of his past loves Eclipse, the daughter of Ami and Shorty. “ACK!!!! DONT TELL ME YOUR FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!!” TL pointed at Edge. “Afraid so....” Edge said pushing some buttons. “TL stay here and gather up Myself, Seth, Shorty, and My love Seven. As for you H.Hog your coming with me.” Edge then stepped inside the time machine with H.Hog. KABOOM!!!!!! The time machine revved up and was running!!!!!! The light was bright and the time will be right Into the future!!!!!!!! Edge and H.Hog stepped out of the time machine only to see a very damp and dark hallway with ruined items and inventions. “The hall..... what happend???” H.Hog asked. “This is the future..... 5 years from now..” Edge said loading his gun and giving H.Hog a pistol. “But i dont understand..... how come you didnt frag those aliens with a Kamehameha???” H.Hog said looking at his pistol. “It has been long since i have used my karate techniques... i am a soilder for the Terran race now...... or Overlanders.” Edge said holding his gun. “Where to now???” H.Hog asked. “An underground Terran base, where the Zerg cant detect or find us.” Edge said walking through the broken down hall. As the two walked down the halle many inventions that were used in the past could be seen! Such as the shrinking machine that was used on Edge which almost cost him his life if Kefka ate him. And the capsule machine which produced the capsules to make Edge’s Pokemon talk and power up. The TPCG mobile where many memorable moments took place and when Edge taught Riochet to drive. Edge pushed a button which was hidden on a statue of Sonique then a door opened to reveal an elevator. “This way.” Edge said stepping in. The two went down the elevator then H.Hog saw the biggest base in his entire lifetime... it was huge probably the size of 10 New York cities. “This is the Kingdom of Mobius..... Overlanders and Furries have agreed to work together to fight off the Zerg on this planet... i prefer to call the overlanders Terran’s now..” Edge said walking on a sidewalk. “So its an underground city for people to live in???” H.Hog asked. “Yes.... the technology is very advanced as you can see we have night and day with a light orb which is set on Mobius time.” Edge said going into a house. “Is this your home in the future????” H.Hog asked. “Indeed it is....” Edge smiled sitting down in a recliner. “Wow you sure have alot of pictures of yourself with people, and even us!!” H.Hog smiled. “Speaking of which what happend to us???” “You all became Queens and Kings of the Zerg forces you guys control a galaxy within thier 100 galaxies.” Edge frowned. “Are there any of us that did not go under the Zerg???” H.Hog asked sitting on a Sofa. “A few.... Seven... my love.... she was sent back to Maverick HQ where Reploids were being infested by Zergs. Myself escaped trying to save many of you then eventually teaming up with The Terran’s. Then there is Ami and Shorty... they died trying to save Lil.” “Where is Lil??” H.Hog asked again. “She is the Zerg Queen of this planet....” Edge sighed. “The Pokemon???” H.Hog asked. “Right here kid.” Slasher said coming into the living room with robotic wings and a robotic eye and scars over him. “Slasher!?!!?!? What happend!?!?” H.Hog asked surprised. “He was in The battle of Robotropolis... where he and i battled to the death... we were thought dead until The Terran’s fixed us up in Robotic parts.” Sparky said appearing with half of his body organic and the other half Fur and blood. “SPARKY!!! “ H.Hog smiled. “Im surprised your normal again kid... heard you were running the Chu Galaxy.” Slasher said sitting down in his special chair. “He is not the H.Hog from the Chu galaxy i took a trip back in time.” Edge said drinking his beer. “So whats bringing him here got to do with anything???” Sparky asked sitting on Slasher’s belly. “He is the one who will save this planet.” Edge smiled. “I will???” H.Hog said having a sweatdrop. “Do not worry i will explain when we get to Mobius HQ.” Edge said finishing his beer. “But for now i must rest.” “Right...” H.hog said laying back on the couch. Meanwhile..... “What news do you have for me???” A dark voice said. “Sire, the Zergs are on their way to New Namek.” A Shadow Troop said bowing down. “Exellent adding the Zerg forces to my empire was an exellent idea... isnt that right my Queen??” Seven stepped out from the shadow’s in a more older body and a more sexy look. “Yes my king.” She said to the dark voice. “The name Shadow will make people cowar in fear!!!!!” Shadow said standing up but only being seen as a Shadow. “But with those mysterious Terran forces on mobius i still cant get a hold of my arch enemy Edge.” Back in the past... “So why are we here again??” The female Edge asked TL. “Were waiting for the future Edge to come back.” Tl said crossing his arms. “This is kinda weird though.” Seth said eating some @#%$. “I mean this time machine hasnt worked in ages.” “I saw them go with my wn eyes Seth!!!!” Tl yelled. “Well he better come up soon.” Seven grumbled. Back in the underground kingdom of Mobius... “This castle is huge....” H.Hog said in awe. “Yes it is.... its also a base.” Edge said walking inside. The inside was also huge with big screens tables equipment and other troops in terran armor like Edge’s. After walking along time Edge finaly ended up in a room with other Furries and Commanders. “Ah Edge welcome, we see you have a guest.” A very familliar Furry said. “Yes Commander Knuckles.” Edge saluted. “But the secret weapon to destroying the queen.” “You must be mad Edge!!!! That boy??!?!!?” A Human commander shouted standing up. “Settle down Raynor..... These three furries were saving Mobius even younger then this hedgehog... its his ability that we are going to use.” Edge said sitting down. “Well what does he do???” Knuckles asked. “He can stop time for a temporary time.” Edge smirked. “That is impressive but the lad probably cant stop time for only us.” An old Human said. “But with our power enhaners he can and he can do ti probably longer and if he can stop tme the Zerg Castle wont know what hit them!!!!!!” Edge cheered. “Edge This young lad may save our planet... we are all in your debt... quickly we must gather our troops.” Knuckles said standing up. While The council of battle discusses a plan to strike the Zerg castle.... Seven and Shadow’s shuttle land at the Zerg Castle. “Ahhhh the smell of my soilders across Mobius.” Shadow snickered. “Yes my love.” Seven said holding Shadow’s arm. Both evil husband and wife went into the castle where the infested Lil Queen sat in her throne chair. “Master Shadow, Mobius is honered by your visit.” Lil said getting out of her chair and bowing. “Your Zergs are doing splendid, i came here though to finally complete my ultimate power.” Shadow smiled. “You mean Edge???” Lil asked. “Yes with me having the 5 powers of the Reaper and getting the last one combined on that with the powers i’ve stolen i will be the most powerful in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Shadow smiled. “We will start searching for Edge right away Master Shadow.” Lil bowed. Meanwhile in the Past.... “Good you gathered everyone i asked for TL.” Edge smiled. “Im still amazed.” Female Edge said getting into some armor. “Your telling me, You look so handsome in the future Edge!!” Seven blushed. “Thanks!!” Both Edge’s said. “Alright then....” Seth said fitting his armor on. “And Were staying here to???” Shorty asked The future Edge. “To make sure you use this device to protect TPCG HQ from the Zerg.” Edge said stepping into the time machine followed by... F.Edge, Seven, Seth, and H,Hog. KABOOM!!!!!! The time machine revved up and was running!!!!!! The light was bright and the time will be right!!! Into the future!!!!!!!! Everyone arrived in the hall in their new armors and went outside where they saw about 1 million troops and vehicles ready for battle. “Amazing.......” F.Edge said in awe. “I know.....” H.Hog gulped being nervous. “Aliright everyone.... your with me.” Edge said seeing a lift come down from one of the big battle cruisers. Everyone climbed on and went up to the battle cruiser once there they went inside the main control room where who else but Sally Acorn standing there in a general type suit. “Edge, its good to see you again.” Sally said turning around and shaking hands with Edge. “H.Hog go to your post.” Edge said pointing to a large seat with a helmet with wires in it stood. H.Hog sat in the seat and the helmet went down. Sally pushed a button on a console then looked to H.Hog. “NOW H.HOG NOW!!!!!!!!!!” “TIME FREEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” H.Hog screamed then strained in his seat as power was added to his body. Outside the troops saw everything turn purple and froze, the smoke from ruins froze in their place, the red musty clouds froze in time too. “Alright lets move in..............” Sally said on all the radios. “You have thirty minutes to destroy what you can.” Then it was judgement time!!!!! Troops and tanks and Mechs all started to run and move as fast as they could as soon as they were over the hill they saw the castle the zergs that were there as well. Troops ripped their unsuspecting bodies apart in frozen time as they tried their hardest. The Battle Cruiser That Sally, Edge, H.Hog, Seven, F.Edge, and Seth were in hovered over the castle and the lift lowered down once again so that The Troop squad Edge commanded would bust in and kill the queen. “Alright we need to split up you 10 go that way, you ten go that way, and you ten are with me!!!” Edge shouted. “If you come across the throne room call me!!!!!” Everyone ran like the wind!!!! 20 minutes had passed...... ten minutes more. Most of the Zergs and Zerg buildings around the castle were dead from the troops. Sally was pleased from this. “I hope you can get the queen Edge.” Meanwhile inside the castle, Edge and his squad of ten which included... Seth, F.Edge, Seven, and 7 other terran troops finally found the throne room where they saw Queen Lil sitting in her chair looking at a screen. Edge Quickly charged for Queen Lil but then suddenly everything stopped being purple.... everything started to move again and at the last Second when Edge was only 5 feet away from Queen Lil she faded and reappeared behind Edge as he crashed into the chair. “I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU CAME FROM BUT YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!” Lil said getting a stinger ready for Edge. “NOT SO FAST!!!!!!!” Seth yelled out aiming his gun at Lil as the others did too. “How dare you.....” Lil growled. Then she quickly used her stinger and reached out for the troops and the others. Seth, F.Edge, and Seven all faded and reappeared by Edge but the others who could not died a terrible death only leaving 4 alone with the Queen. “Would it be a good time to panic????” Seth asked aloud. “I dont plan to die yet.....” F.Edge said busting out of her armor. “LISTEN HERE LIL WHATEVER YOU WERE DIED YEARS AGO SO IM NOT AFRAID TO FIGHT YOU!!!!!!!!” F.Edge got into a stance and Seth, Edge, and Seven knew what that famous and deadly stance was. F.Edge’s hair started to go on end and turn blonde, her eyes turned green and her powers greatly rised the whole castle shook and turned F.Edge made a crack in the floor as she went super sayian!! “NOW FEEL MY SAYIAN HERITAGE!!!!!!!!!!!” F.Edge yelled. The battle started!!!!!!!!!! Queen lil flew into the air in the big throne room and lashed out her arms and legs as stingers came from her back and flew down to F.Edge, but F.Edge faded and reappeared behind her and grabbed Lil’s back only to have pulled something out and see Lil fall to the floor. F.Edge then saw the thing she pulled out try to move to her back!!!! But F.Edge utilized her Golden Aura to kill the small creature instantly then F.Edge flew down beside Lil and saw all the zerg markings and parts fade away to reveal what Lil would look like as an 18 year old. “By the Soiled trousers of Argus...” Seth said looking at Lil. “She is normal.....” Edge said walking to her. Lil slowly opened her eyes and saw Edge then she reached up quickly and hugged him tightly. “It controlled me....... i could see and hear whatever that creature ordered my body to do i could hear my own voice giving out commands and could see whatever the creature wanted to see..... i was so scared....” Lil said in her mature voice. “Its okay Lil your not under their grasp anymore your back with us.” Edge said hugging back. “But its you who will be in my grasp next Edge!!!!” Shadow said flying down from the air in a spazzy new armor with Seven by his side. “SHADOW!!!!!!!!!” Edge growled aiming his gun at Shadow. “Haha a gun how weak..... try this on for size!!!!!!!” Shadow said raising his hand and firing a green beam at everyone. “Oh no........ i feel so weak......” F.Edge said her hair turning back to normal only it was grey!!!! “Me too.” Lil said her hair grey as well and landing back on the ground from weakness. This happened to Seth and Edge too but only Seven was unnefected. “What did you do to them!?!?!?!” Seven growled. “I aged them of course.... you must’ve not been infected beause of your reploid body.” Shadow smirked. “No matter i will kill you nonetheless.” Shadow raised his arm and fired it at Seven, the blast was intense as it hit Seven sending her torso into a wall. seven landed on the ground only having one arm and nothing else except her chest and stomach. “No........ i cant die now........... I just wanted peace and Edge back to normal.....” Seven coughed out fluid. From his spot Edge heared Seven think aloud. “Thats what i want too.....” F.Edge’s frail and old voice said. “Me too.” Edge’s old voice spoke out. “Enough of this you old hacks......... you will now die.......” Shadow said as his hand glowed. “Edge....... its up to you....... take this and put it on your chest...... i used this when i had no powers and i helped save the world.......” F.Edge said barely throwing a small grey object at Edge. “Its the exo suit from when Dragonlore stole Anony.” Edge coughed. “Its Extra strong too...... it comibines all the inventions that i’ve invented and all the attacks i have and it also increases stamina, endurence, agility and strength.” F.Edge smiled. Edge stood as he put the suit on his chest the two plates flew out of his armor the exo suit destroyed the terran armor Edge was in to reveal itself. “Its all coming back to me.” Edge said his voice getting younger. “Im getting my normal strength back and added strength from the suit.” “NO THIS CANT BE I’LL KILL YOU!!!!!!” Shadow said charging towards Edge. “I am the Prince of What was Moltar..... Son of Sly, and one of the 6 forms of The Reaper..... bring it on Shadow...” Edge then faded in his exo suit and reappeared behind Shadow and kicked him in the back. “FOOL!!!!!!” Shadow said extending his hand and aiming it towards Edge. “FINAL BLAST!!!!!!!!!” A red beam emerged from from Shadow’s hand but before it Hit Edge the Present Seven blocked the move and floated in front of Edge. “Are you okay Edge??” Seven asked. “You your coming back to me???” Edge gasped. “Its what my younger self said...... she just wanted peace with Edge..... and even after 5 years its still what i want.” “SENTIMENTAL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!” Shadow growled and grabbed Seven and Edge by their necks. “YOU WILL NOW DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!” Shadow said slowly crushing them. Seven raised her arm, and Edge did the same, then they latched on to each other’s hands both dying both finally going from the world. Until a huge blue beam hit Shadow from behind. “WHO DARES?!?!?!??!?! YOU??!?!?!!?!?!?” Shadow roared. “You know im getting real tired of you!!” An older E.C. said with a smoking hand. “Foolish clone.... do you honestly think you can defeat me???” Shadow said dropping Seven and Edge. “Its been 5 years i’ve got some new tricks up my sleeve.” E.C.’s hair started to stand on end as his eyes started to turn green. “Say hello to Super Sayian E.C.” A huge energy emerged throughout the room knocking Shadow into a wall. “YOU FOOLS!!!!” Shadow then fired a large megaton war missle at E.C. “A missle, your getting old Shadow...” E.C. said fading and reappearing behind Shadow and kicking him into the air. “Now be gone.” E.C. said pushing a button. Meanwhile outside as Shadow flew threw the air. “I’ll defeat them all... NO THE ZERGS!!!!! THEY ARE ALL DOWN!!!!!!!” Shadow screamed. Then he looked behind himself to see the Flying Hare with two Ion cannon’s aiming at him. “I’ll be back another day.....” Shadow said dissapearing. Back in the castle.... “Seven are you okay??” Edge said taking off his helmet and picking up Seven. “I am.......” Seven coughed a little. “Well my old friend how was that for a rescue?!?!?!?” E.C. laughed. “Not the best in the world but about worth 10,000.” Edge smirked. “Ahh your very kind i’ll send you the bill later.” E.C. said jumping into the air and landing on the Flying hare’s roof. 6 hours later..... “Its going to be hard to say goodbye to you.” Edge smiled holding Seven by his side. “Thanks for fixing me Edge.” The Young Seven said smiling. “It should be me who is thanking you. My world is saved, i have Seven back, we rescued Lil, and Mobius is at peace...... i have one more thing to do for all of you before you head back.” Edge smiled and gave F.Edge a small device. “Go ahead and aim at your body.” F.Edge aimed the device at her body and a huge blast was emitted, when the smoke cleared There stood what will be and always was..... Edge the fox. He was a boy and he had his powers back everything was normal again. “Im back...” Y.Edge smiled. “HA HA!!!!!!! EDGE THE BOY IS BACK!!!!!!!” Y.Edge said giving a peace sign. “Now one more thing........” Edge then fired a red beam at everyone then went into the time machine with Seven back to their own time. “Wha what happened???” H.Hog said looking around. “Ummm is there a reason we are in Edge’s invention hall??” TL asked looking around. “AHHHHHHHHHHH EDGE IS A GUY AGAIN!!!!!!!” Shorty yelled pointing at Edge who had a spiffy new haircut. “I am a boy!!! HOT DIGGITY DAMN!!!!!!!” Edge yelled jumping into the air. “i still dont remember what happened though.....” Seth said. “Who cares my Edge is back!!!!!!!!!!” Seven cheered giving Edge a big kiss. Thas right Edge the fox is back but No one would remember of the battle in the future......... and as for the Zergs who took over Albertsons.... and captured Anony, they were gone because of Future Edge’s device no one would even remember a thing all everyone knew was that Edge was once again a boy. “Hey Edge!!!!” Sparky said jumping on Edge’s Shoulder. “Welcome back man!!!!!” “Thanks Sparky, but im still wondering something...... how i turned back into a boy... and if Terri in heaven is a girl.” Edge said looking at the sunset. “Who cares!! We got the Edge we all know and love back!!!!!” Sparky smiled. “Yeah and im glad.” Edge said petting Sparky’s head. “To New adventures old friend!!!!!!” “Yeah!!!” Sparky said his eyes turning to ^__^ With that The story closes of how on villian tines day villians still loose even five years from now!! The End. Edge: So whats next?? Josh: Crossover Chronicles The final one. E.C.: Ah really???? DANG!!!!! Josh: But E.C. isnt going away a new series awaits him after that. E.C.: COOL!!!!! Ash: What about us??? CC gang: YEAH!!!!! Josh: Ehehe.......