Author Subject Edge the Warrior Artie Beater-Upper posts: 107 (11/21/00 4:35:19 pm) Reply Turkey Hunt!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5:00am most people are asleep..... but Sly, Edge’s dad, was up and awake ready for his annual TURKEY HUNT!!!!! “Oh Seven..... your so pretty.... i just want to give you a whole bunch of kisses...” Edge said still asleep. Sly snuck up and decided to listen to Edge. “I just wanna hug you and kiss you and maybe hug you some more...” Sly heard enough he stood up then cupped his hands and put them to his mouth. “HEY SON!!!! STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR GIRL AND LETS GO HUNTING!!!!” Sparky instantly woke up and shocked everyone. “KNOCK IT OFF SPARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!” Edge yelled. “Sorry.....” Sparky said rubbing the back of his head. “I should’ve told you dad.... you never wake us up that way...” Edge said yawing. Sly was on the ground smoking from the attack. “ I’ll remember that next time...... Anyways..... Its time to hunt!!!!” Edge yawned again. “ Hunt??????” Sly frowned. “Its my annual hunt and i wanted you and your Pikachu to join me. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!” Edge nodded. “Sure okay lets do it.” Sly cheered. “ALL RIGHT!!!!” Edge yawned again. “In 4 hours.” Sly fell down in that anime way. “I meant now while they are still asleep!!!!!!” And so after 30 minutes Sly had assembled Sparky, Edge, Barky, and Slasher all in hunting outfits. Sparky threw down his hat. “Can somebody tell me why were in a ELMER FUDD CONVENTION!!!!!!!?????” Barky smirked. “Be vewy quiwet, wes hunting toikys!!!!!!” Sparky whacked Barky with his tail. “Im not in the mood, i still havent had my cofee.” Edge bent down and rubbed their heads. “Just bear with him today I’ll make it up to you later.” Slasher snorted. “At least your dad knows when not to dress up a super-powered Charizard.” Sly smiled and pointed out the main doors of The HQ. “Lets go!!!!!!” So the 5 went out of the HQ and on to hunt a turkey....... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Now for some much better writing and stuff) Chapter one-Lurkey the Turkey????? Sparky, Barky, and Slasher were assigned to go on the west side of “Turkey Forest:” To find and hunt down a Turkey. As Edge and Sly went on the east side to find a Turkey. Both were to contact each other if the other had hunted down a turkey. Slasher sniffed the air. “Im not really smelling anything, much less a turkey.” Sparky snorted. “No offense to Edge’s dad, but wouldnt the turkey’s be smart enough to go away for the month of November and December?” Barky pointed to a bush. “THERES ONE!!!!!!!!!!” Slasher’s mouth glowed red. “Get outta da way!!!!!!!!” He used flamethrower to flush the turkey out. The turkey glared at Slasher. Slasher couldnt beileve his eyes. “Guys its like “Birdzilla” or something....” Sparky’s eyes went turqoise his fur a golden whitish. “This turkey is mine!!!!!!!” Sparky fired multiple fireballs at the turkey. The turkey amazingly dodged the fireballs without even breaking a sweat. “GOBEL GOBEL!!!!!” The turkey ran straight towards Sparky with his beak out and ready to attack. Sparky dodged him then tried to whack him with his tail. It was no use this turkey was not going to get captured. Slasher went into a karate stance. “I will not be defeated by a piece of poultry.” The Turkey and Slasher had a staredown. “ DIE TURKEY BUTT!!!!!!” Slasher tried to hit the Turkey with his tail. The Turkey laughed and karate chopped Slasher with his wing. Then he kicked him in his stomach. The Turkey showed no mercy he kept beating on Slasher making every hit more powerful and more painful. Barky and Sparky stood there in awe as Slasher the most powerful Charizard in the universe was getting beaten up by the main course of a dinner. Slasher fell to the ground by Sparky and Barky, they looked at his flame, it was low. The turkey snorted and looked at Sparky and Barky. “Thats no ordinary turkey.” Barky said. “Wait.... your right.... HES A FURRY!!!!!!!!” Sparky yelled. “What??!!!” Barky yelled looking at the turkey one more time. “Hes an animal with the characteristics of a human. “ Sparky said. “Arent you???” “Correct fool..... I am a furry. Did you actually think you would catch a turkey??? My friends ar ein hiding till December ends. Im just here guarding a family who couldnt move their sick one to the hiding place.” The turkey said with an angry look. “Then that means Edge and Sly could find that family any minute!!!!!” Sparky said looking west. Barky was already gone from the scene running towards where Edge and Sly were. Barky stopped and looked at Edge and Sly holding a turkey and laughing barky raised his hand and said... “NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” that was one of the many possibities which raced through Barky’s head. He finally reached the two who were in Super Sayin form and battling a big giant Death Egg size Turkey. Barky looked up at the thing. “Holy hell........... hes huge.” Edge kept looking at his dad. “Dad, how did you ever get Super Sayin???” “I’ll tell you later son... we have a turkey to roast now.” Sly said getting his sword. Barky blasted off from te ground and appeared in front of Edge and Sly. “YOU GUYS!!!! DONT BLAST HIM!!!! HES PROBABLY THE FATHER OF A HURT CHILD!!!!!” Edge snorted. “Barky!!! We have no time to chat we have to get this guy!!!!” The two sayin foxes charged past Barky making him spin out of control in the air, he looked up in the air with terror as the two used their most powerful attacks against the enraged turkey. The Turkey fired lava from its mouth at the two sayins. Barky could not watch as the both Sly and Edge fell to the ground. Edge’s mind raced with thoughts of his defeats..... but he thought of one defeat...... a defeat he had when he was 8 years old..... *foot note-This is an upcoming fic* It was in a field Edge was a young 8 year old boy. Thick headed, and a strong heart. He was walking through the field with his magical staff and a journey to fufill.... to find his memory and his home. Suddenly he was stopped by a girl. She looked about 16, flat chested, had a cape, and she was looking very mean at Edge. “Hey kid!!!! What are you doing walking through this field alone.” Little Edge was ready to get his staff at a moments notice. “Its none of your buisness!!!! Im on a quest to find my memory and my home!!!” “Oh so you have amneisa??? Too bad not remembering who you are.” The girl laughed. “Thats not funny!!!” Edge yelled. “Foolish boy, what I think is funny will be funny.” Her hands started to glow. Edge grabbed his staff and got into a stance. “I am Edge!!!! I remember that much.... and that I can fight!!!! And I bet i can defeat you!!!! You.... who are you anyway???” The girl smiled and walked over to Edge bent down and kissed him on the forehead. “Lina Inverse, and so you say you can fight so face me. But you probably couldnt even defeat a Turkey...” It was clear he was being mocked. Edge’s mind flashed back to reality and realized he was being beaten by a turkey. “NO I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY A TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Edge went up into the air and uppercutted the turkey. He jabbed, kicked, punched, then he drop kicked the turkey. Barky shot a huge Kamehameha attack at Edge and told him to not defeat the turkey. Edge growled. “ITS PERSONAL BARKY!!!!!! A matter of pride.” Barky punched Edge. “EDGE!!! This turkey is a father protecting his young look down there... its his injured son.... now why dont you worry about your own father!!!!” Edge was back to reality..... he looked down to see his father not a super sayin and very injured. Edge turned to Barky. “Your right...... Thanks Barky.” He floated down to his dad as the giant turkey went to his young. 2 hours later back at the base. “We still didnt get a turkey.......” Sly said limping. Edge smiled. “At least were alive.” Slasher frowned. “You guys arent going to say anything about my current fight are you??” Sparky laughed. “Mums the word Slasher!!!” Just then Sonique and Rose walked out of the base with smiles. “Son the turkey is already for you to cook with me.” Slasher, Edge, Sparky, Barky, and Sly looked at Rose. “You have a turkey???” Sly asked. Sonique nodded. “Rose and I bought it last night at the Super Market.” Slasher, Edge, Sparky, and Barky looked at Sly. Sly staggerd back a little. “Ummmmm oops......” “ATTACK HIM WHILE HES INJURED!!!!!” Slasher yelled. All the guys started to chase Sly. Rose shrugged. “I wonder whats with them.” Snoique laughed. “I think they’re acting like a bunch of Turkeys” The End. So Edge’s past..... A fight with Lina Inverse from Slayers? It happend, in a real online RPG too, be prepared for a tale of one of Edge’s most toughest battles as a child and one of the most toughest battles as a teen. But thats going to be a while since i have the 12 fics of christmas coming out. Next on the list is #3 in my Holiday series A TPCG Thanksgiving! Where we bassicly post what we are thankful for. Of course a poll will be posted on who is in and who is out. Thank you and ummm have a happy TG!!!