Author Subject Edge the Warrior Artie Beater-Upper posts: 183 (2/25/01 3:52:34 am) Reply A song for everyone in TPCG!! (part 1)(Song fic!!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well i cant take credit for these songs but lets see if you know the guy who made up these songs!!! This fis will be made into days for each of the TPCG member's with a song sang from me!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ Day 1, Riochet!! "Hey guys does it look like im getting fat??" Riochet said poking his belly. "Did you say Fat????" Edge said jumping in front of Riochet and smiling. "Well yeah it looks tha----- EDGE WHATS HAPPENING TO YOU!?!?!?!!?!" Riochet said poining to Edge in horror. "Well..........." Edge smiled getting fatter and watching Riochet getting fatter too. "Whats going on!?!?!?" Riochet said looking in a mirror. Edge then got into a dance pose. "Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right" Riochet looks at Edge in amazement then starts to dance a little with him. "My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown!!!" Riochet smiles and dances with his buddy. "Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows!!!" "Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on!!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who's fat!! Edge and Riochet dance all around being fat furries and destroying the room. "When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own zip code!!" "When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word" Riochet bounces around the room now with Edge. "Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds!! Lemme tell you once again who's fat!! "If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face!" "Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house!! I really sit around the house!!!" You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) And you know all by myself I'm a crowd!! Lemme tell you once again "You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, you know, hoo!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know!! (Fat, fat, really really fat) And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud!! Just tell me once again who's fat!!!" Edge and Riochet get skinny again and look at the mess their dance made. "Ehe..... better just listen to the song next time!!" Edge said with a sweatdrop. "No kidding.." Riochet said looking at his room. ------------------------------------------------------------ Day 2, Shorty!! "Yo Short!!! Dude wheres Ami whats wrong???" Edge asked stopping in front of Shorty. "Shes at lunch with Lil and Seven..." Shorty frowned. "Well heres how i see it my amigo!!!" Edge said flipping and landing in front of Shorty. "Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch" "I know how to keep a woman satisfied When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide They're always in the mood for something to munch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have" "That's all they really want Some lunch Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch 'Cause girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch" "Girls, they want Want to have lunch Girls wanna have" "She eats like she got a hole in her neck And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have" "That's all they really want Is some lunch Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch Those girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch" "Girls, they want Want to have lunch Girls wanna have" "They just want to They just want to Girls" "They just want to They just want to Girls just want to have lunch" "Girls Girls just want to have lunch" "They just want to They just want to They just want to They just want to They just want to They just want to" "Whats with the last verse???" Shorty asked. "Dont know... oh well thats just how i see it." Edge smiled. "Go away.." Shorty said throwing a rock at Edge. ------------------------------------------------------------ Day 3, LIL!!!! Lil is playing Pokemon silver when Edge pops out of nowhere and scares Lil. "BOOGA BOOGA!!!!" Edge screamed. "AH NO!!!!!!!" Lil shouted loosing on her game. "Oh no..... i lost to the Elite Four!!! No Pokemon has no more meaning to me!!" Lil shouted throwing her hands into the air. "No meaning??? THIS CANT BE NOT LIL!!!" Edge then whistled and saw all his Pokemon appear in Polka outfitsm then Edge changed himself into a Polka outfit as well. "No meaning you say Lil???? Well then let me bring new meaning!!! To Polka-Mon!" Edge said smiling. "Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat Mankey, Chansey and Zubat Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree Lugia and Caterpie Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen Elekid and Nidoqueen Victreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon!" Lil laughs at Edge and starts to clap with his song. "Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke Articuno, Ditto, Muk Flareon and ol' Psyduck Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom Snorlax and of course Vileplume Zapdos and Charmeleon - Everybody Polkamon!" Edge dances all weird as all his Pokemon do so as well. "It's time to polka For Ponyta and Pidgey too Come on put on your lederhosen And try not to stamp on little Pikachu You'd better grab yourself a partner Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur) Hold on a minute - there's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more!!" "Including Ledyba and Omastar Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar Geodude and Arcanine Jiggypuff and Mr. Mime Don't forget about Sandslash Exeggcute and Rapidash Lickitung and Porygon - Everybody Polkamon!" "Everybody Polkamon! Everybody Polkamon!" Edge stops and and hands Lil her gameboy back. "Try again and This time use a good Electric type to paralyze the Pokemon first then beat em!!!" "Thanks Edge!!!" Lil said giving him a big hug. ------------------------------------------------------------ Day 4, Anony!!!! "DANG I CANT GET THIS SPELL TO WORK!!!!!!! I need something to eat to help me!!!" Anony said walking to the kitchen. When any walked in he looked at Edge who was behind the counter. "Hey Anony whats up??" Edge said wiping his hands with his appron. "Well i cant get a spell to work, and im hungry now." Anony sighed. "Well then i might be able to inspire you and give you your choices of food at the same time!!!" Edge smiled. "Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain" "But he's no bum, he works down the street He bought the neighborhood deli Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say" "Try the rye or the kaiser They're on special tonight If you want, you can have an appetizer!! You might like our salami and the liver's all right And they'd really go well with the rye Or the kaiser!!" Anony smiles at Edge. "Never eats while on the job He heard it's good to stay hungry But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob Have a taste, they were made fresh today" "Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white Maybe I can suggest an appetizer Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight But you just can't go wrong with the rye Or the kaiser" "So today, his deli comes first Still he dreams of his past days of glory Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst All the while you can still hear him say..." "It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite Let me please be your catering advisor If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight You can have your roast beef on the rye Or the kaiser" The rye or the kaiser The rye or the kaiser The rye or the kaiser I'll take a Ham sandwhich with @#%$, and thanks for cheering me up buddy." Anony smiled. "No Prob its why im here." Edge smiled back. ------------------------------------------------------------ End of part 1, Whew!!!! Well 4 days have passed and four problems have been solved but there are many more TPCG members to go so look for part 2 and your song!!!