Author Subject Edge the Warrior Artie Beater-Upper posts: 88 (11/3/00 6:28:29 pm) Reply COOKIES!!!!!(Funny ficcy) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is one funny fic so prepare for laughter!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ Sunday afternoon, Edge, Shorty, and Sparky are in a neighborhood bored and hungry. "Theres nothing to do.." Edge said scratching a flea passing it to Sparky. "And im hungry." Sparky said scratching the flea to Shorty. "Something will come by..." Shorty said scratching the flea back to Sparky. 2 hours later.... "Theres nothing to do.." Edge said scratching the flea to Sparky again. "Woof." Sparky barked killing the flea in mid-air. "lalalalalalalalala..." Said a girl scout passing the three. Sparky glanced at the girl scout going to a door, she knocked, the door opened and then the girl sold a box of Cookies!!! “Cookies!!!!” Sparky said knocking down Edge. “Cookies???” Edge asked getting up. “Cookies???” Shorty said wide eyed. All three looked at the girl scout closer to she that she was holding a bag of Cookies!!!!!!!! Sparky analyzed on how to get the cookies, he came to the conclusion that it was the door!!!!! Sparky explained a plan on how to get the cookies, after 5 hours of arguing and swearing the three ran into a houae and waited for the girl. “WHY WONT SHE COME!!!!!!!” Edge yelled. “Like I know this was Sparky’s bright idea.” Shorty said with his arms crossed. “So sue me it will work.” Sparky said looking out the window. “HERE SHE COMES!!!!!!!!!” The doorbell rang and the three jumped up in the air and cheered then Sparky jumped on the doorknob but couldnt open it. “QUICK GET ME A HAMMER!!!!!!” Sparky yelled trying to open the door. “EDGE TO THE RESCUE!!!” Edge said speeding off into the kitchen. Edge opened up one of the cabnits only to see a whole bunch cookie boxes. “NO hammer in here.” Meanwhile in the other room. “HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Sparky yelled. “Here.” Shorty said handing Sparky a hammer. Sparky kept whacking the door with the hammer but all it did was make Sparky tired. “QUICK GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!” Edge handed Sparky a saw. “Here!!” Sparky hammered the saw onto the door. “THAT DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!!” Sparky yelled looking into the peephole. “SHES LEAVING GO OUT THE BACK AND STOP HER!!!!!!!!” Shorty quickly ran out the back and ran to the girl. “PLEASE WE WANT COOKIES GO BACK!!!!!!!” The girl smiled. “Okay!!!!” Shorty ran back through the back and back to the front door. “OKAY SHES COMING BACK!!!!!!!!” Sparky held up a plunger and smiled. “THIS WILL DO IT!!!” Sparky said sticking the plunger onto the door. Nothing happend and after 5 minutes Sparky bounced onto the ceiling still holding the plunger. “Man i dont think this is working....” Sparky fell, followed by part of the ceiling which the plunger held on to. “HAHAHAH THIS WILL WORK!!!!” Edge said with a chainsaw and a hockey mask. “BWAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 2 hours later.... “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The chainsaw stopped and Edge had a question mark over his head. “WAIT THIS WILL DO IT!!” Edge grabbed the question mark then started whacking it on the door. “MY TURN!!!!!!” Shorty said throwing a cat. The cat hit the door but nothing happend. “Well that stumps me friends....” Sparky looked through the peephole. “SHES LEAVING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!” Edge got scared, so he ran out the door, and grabbed the girl put her down in front of the door. “STAY WE WANT COOKIES!!!!!!” Edge said running back inside and closing the door. “OKAY SHES STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!!” Edge yelled going to find something else to use. “SPARKY :LETS DO IT!!!!” Sparky and Edge both went Super Sayin 2 and rammed into the door. Of course they bounced off the door and crshed into the stairs making dust fly everywhere. Edge had stars above his head. “So that didnt work.........” Shorty had a giant ray gun as battle music started playing. “HAHAHA!!!!!! LETS SEE IT DITCH THIS!!!!!!!!” Shorty fired a giant ray at the door but it bounced back on to Edge. Edge got knocked out as Sparky got back up. “ LETS SEE IT HANDLE THIS!!!!!! PIKA...................CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The electricity was big and huge it hit the door but bounced off back onto Edge. Edge got up angry. “STOP IT YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!” Shorty and Sparky had sweatdrops. “Sorry Edge....” 5 hours later Sparky, Shorty, and Edge are in a room placing down a few dominos. Sparky jumped up. “THIS IS BOUND TO WORK!!!!!!” Sparky knocked down the last one he put down. The row of dominos went out of the room and continued into the bathroom it went up a row of towels and one flew into the bathtub and bounced off a ruber ducky back onto another row going out of the room. Soon it was bouncing off Cats, Dogs, Dolls, and even food. it soon went down the stairs and the last domino hit the door. After 3 seconds the whole house crumbled down only leaving the door. Sparky cried then rammed into the door holding onto the door upside down. Then he went right upside up making the door finally open. “COOKIES!!! HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT!!!!!!” Shorty asked. The girl hold up one box. “ONE!!!!!!!! NOW TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!” The three friends jumped up in the air as the girl left. “WE FINALLY GOT THE COOKIES!!!!!!!” Edge cheered. “WHOO HOO!!!” Sparky sad happily. “OPEN IT!!!!!!” Shorty said licking his lips. Sparky held tthe box. “Get the hammer....” THE END!!! I hope that cheered up everyone!!! Turkey hunt is net then its the big fic Cell vs. TPCG a very good fic hehehehhe..... Oh and uh.... HUGGBEES EVERYONE!!!!!! *Gives a peace sign* The E-Man