Author Subject Edge the Warrior Artie Beater-Upper posts: 59 (10/14/00 3:34:43 am) Reply Josh Allen's Revenge (True story) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was at the mall today.... nothing ordinary just looking in EB and other various places. But then things went out of control.... ------------------------------------------------------------ Josh was at the mall today he was just getting down christmas ideas and bassicly not trying to be bored. Still wondering about his life and his future Josh wanders to a Suncoast and looks at the DBZ videos. After purchasing a video for his brother Josh walked out and found one of his many enemy's Zack. *Strange ain't it???* Zack: *Holding his girlfriend's arm* Well, well, well!!! If it isnt Robin Williams!!!! Josh: Im not Robbin Williams Zack. Zack's Girlfriend: But your the exact copy of him!!!! Josh: I am not. Zack: *Grabs Josh's arm* Are you saying that my special girl lies???? Josh: N...no.. I was just disagreeing. Zack: Wrong answer.... *grabs Josh's shirt collar and drags him into private area* Now...... For talking trash about my girlfriend..... How about 100 punches???? Im being generous this time Josh. Josh: I wasnt talking trash Zack, I was just dissagreeing. Zack: *punches Josh's stomach and watches him wince in pain* Hehehehehe still a weakling after 4 years. Zack's girlfriend: KICK HIS ASS ZACK!!!!! Zack: With pleasure. *Punches Josh again* After I get through with you your going to be uglier then a hunchback!!! Zacks girlfriend: Look Zack he had a Dragonball Z video!! Zack: Cool another video for me. Josh: *holding stomach* Please thats for my brother, beat me up but dont do anything to that video. Zack: *grabs video and stomps it* Whoops....... guess it was a lemon, Now where were we??? *kicks Josh then starts punching him smiling as his girfriend cheers him on.* Lots of things were racing through Josh's mind...... Love, Anger, Sadness, Joy, anger, sadness, anger....... the anger...... Josh thought of the video and how much his brother would've loved it. he thought of how ugly he looked and was sad in a state where looks always came first. Then something snapped..... If there was ever such thing as a Super Sayin it came out now. Josh: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Punches Zack in the face knocking im back a little* Zack: *gets an angry look* Your going to pay you fool. For once in Josh's life he stood up proud and tall but what he said next was not Josh. Josh: Its you who is going to pay.... for all te damage you've done to kids like me. No more running away....... HHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! * Josh ran towards Zack and started to punch his stomach then after upper cutting him Josh ran behind him and kicked his back then Josh started to punch him again engulfed in the new strength Josh never knew he had, he gave it his all to hurt Zac to inflict pain onto one who inflicted it to him.* Zack: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!????? YOU DIE YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!!!!! Josh: *Smiles evily* Its not nice to CUSSS!!!!!!!!! * Punches Zack in the face and keeps hitting him making Zack weaker and weaker* Zack's girlfriend: *jumps on Josh* LEAVE HIM ALONE UGLY BOY!!!!! Josh jumped in the air and landed on his back where Zack's girlfriend had grabbed him. Josh: Stay out of this if you know whats good for you. Zack: *Grabs Josh's back* DONT HURT HER!!!!!! Josh: Of course..... * Back kicks Zack then quickly turns around and starts beating him again* Josh knew what he was doing was wrong and mean but he didnt care it would show not to ever mess with him again. Josh stopped and looked at Zack acting like a coward. Zack: Please no more...... Josh: WHAT?!?!?!? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAI THAT TO YOU AND YOU CONTINUED!!!!!????? Zack: Have mercy.... Josh: Why should I??????? Its people like you who make genius' and nerds, and geeks become criminals or sad people........ Im one of them and im representing all of the feelings we have for what your kind has done to us..... and you say have mercy???? Zack: Please..... Josh: *Wipes blood from mouth* Your not worth the sweat. *Picks up Zacks wallet and takes ten dollars out* This is for the broken video you destroyed..... any objections??? Zack: *Shakes head with an angry look* Josh: If i ever see you mess with any kid or any living thing like you've done to me..... i'll do this again ten times more worse the each time. Zack: Why dont you be the bigger person and not??? Josh: *Grabs Zack* Because....... I dont feel like it. Josh goes back into Suncoast and buys back the video Zack destroyed and Josh goes home. Josh: Hey Sparky!!! *Pets cat* hows it going buddy??? Sparky: Meow.. Josh: *Puts video in christmas present hiding place then goes into living room to play video games* ------------------------------------------------------------ Shows you how much you can get a person like me pissed off..... remember this story was true and happened this very day er yesterday.... Now i posted it to show that sweet guys who get made fun of can get revenge...... This is all for tonight.... A very Spooky Halloween for TPCG will be posted October 31st thank you.