Author Subject Edge the Warrior Artie Beater-Upper posts: 78 (10/24/00 5:58:39 pm) Reply Edge vs. Teamartail- Rematch!!!(Fan-fic) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After the battle on the artie field in TeamArtail HQ Artie could not find anyone else to go out with everyone hated except his team of course. Artie walked into the main computer room of T.A.H.Q. A bunch of girls in bikinis and lab coats looked up and said... "Good afternoon Artie poo!!!" Artie smiled and went into the meeting room where guys in Team Rocket wanna be costumes were playing Sonic Adventure. "TURN THAT THING OFF!!!! MY REVENGE MUST BE PLANNED!!" Artie yelled hitting one of the hedghogs in the room. "Okay sir!!!" Said a Fox turning off the Dreamcast. "Now any suggestions about my revenge plan???" Artie said sitting down in a demon like chair. "We could always fight him with the whole team!!!" A Turtle said. "We could always hump his girlfriend!!!" Said a horny Chipmunk. Artie whacked the Chimpmunk. "Oh shut up you Horny bastard and get into the control room!!!" The Chipmunk humped anything he could grab as he went out of the meeting room. Artie raised an eyebrow and asked.. "Whats his name??" A fox spoke. " Horny the Chipmunk sir." Artie had an anime sweatdrop but sat down and thought. "I KNOW!! WE'll GET HIM AND FIGHT HIM WITH THE WHOLE TEAM!!!" The men clapped. "How do you do it sir!!!??" Arite gave a peace sign. "Im just smart and more handsome then all of you idiots!!!" The men agreed and planned how they would get Edge to TeamArtail. ------------------------------------------------------------ Time: 6 months later Place: Edge's Training Dojo People: Edge and all of his pets. Edge smiled as he watched all his pets training hard. he had caught 3 new pets when he got stuck in Johto but he also said goodbye to Ace and Extreme as they left with their wives and children. "Your doing great guys!!!!" Edge said. Sparky the Pikachu and Barky, Edge's new Pikachu and Sparky's very own brother were duking it out to the max. Sparky kept fading and reappearing using his Agility attack. While Barky did the same trading off punchs, kicks, tail swipes and other attacks. Bulby the Bulbasaur and Leafy, Edge's new Chikorita, were using the Razor leaf attack to dodge and hit each other in a challenge of speed and endurance. Squirt the Squirtle and Toby the Totodile were both using Hydro pump to see who would fall down first. Slasher the Charizard and Typhoon the Typhlosion* The third one of the new fire starter if no one knows* were fighting as if they were Goku and Vegeta. Trading off Fire blasts, Flame throwers,slashs. Edge blew a whitsle and food came out for his pets of course it wasnt Pokemon Chow it was food they liked but was also good for them like Carrots for Bulby and Leafy, Some Shrimp for Squirt and Toby, some fish for Slasher and Typhoon, and some Berries for Barky and Sparky. Edge made sure everyone got the right amount when suddenly a brick flew into Edge's head, The only two who noticed were Slasher and Sparky, they went over To Edge to see if he was okay. Sparky took out the note that was tied onto the brick and read it since Pikachu was also a very smart lil booger. It said.... Dear Edge, It is I Artie!!!! I have kidnapped the fabulous girls of TPCG!!! THATS RIGHT ALL 4 OF THEM!!!!!! Seven, Ami, Lil, and Kim!!! So if you want them safe you have to come here without any other TPCG members. Be there or be Circle!!! Edge got up and took the note from Sparky. " Oh man this is bad!!! Come on guys!!! He said not to bring any other TPCG member. Well he didnt say anything about the resident animals!!!!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Place: The sky. People: Edge and his Pets once again. Music: The Duo theme song from MegaMan 8 Leafy was using the technique That Edge had tought him called “Helicopter spin” where Leafy's big leaf would spin around so fast it enabled him to fly, underneath Leafy, Bulby used his vine whip to hold on to Leafy so he could travel as well. Slasher was holding Typhoon and at the same time holding Barky and Sparky on his back. Edge was power flying with Toby and Squirt on his back. "Okay guys we land in three minutes." The sounds of agreement were made from each Pokemon. And three minutes away Artie was ready with his Bird Furry squadron and a whole bunch of Pidgeots. "Alright men..." Artie said making a wait signal. "NOW!!!!!!" Artie lashed out his index finger pointing at the oncoming group. The Pdigeots and bird furrys went buck wild and flew towards the unsuspecting group high in the air. ------------------------------------------------------------ Music: Battle type music, anything that would sound cool to this battle The first one to see the squadron was Slasher and he roared at Edge making a pointing gesture with his head towards the oncoming onslaught of bird furrys and Pokemon. It was DBZ style fighting time.. The birds attacked!!!!! Leafy and Bulby were being chased by two Bird furrys. "Were gonna get you you little plant Pokemon!!" Then the two furrys started firing multiple blue fire beams at Bulby and Leafy. Leafy flew high into the air as the beams followed. Bulby's bulb was slowly glowing and charging up, Leafy let go of Bulby and Bulby fell straight for the two furry's Bulby smiled and aimed his bulb at the two Birds. "BULBA.....SAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Solarbeam was huge!! It flew straight to the birds and turned them into dust on impact the beam kept going and made a crater in Mobius. Bulby saw Leafy coming for him and used his Vine whips to grab onto him once again and they flew to some more birds to battle some more. Typhoon had been wrestling with a big muscular bird furry in mid-air. "Hehe, your a strong one." The bird said smirking. "Rarrwww." Typhoon said. Typhoon had been knocked off of him but it didnt stop him he fire blasted the bird who thought he got rid of his foe... and suddenly the muscular bird was now a bucket with the letters KFC on it. Slasher kept firing flamethrowers at 5 bird furrys who kept shooting him with guns but they were too fast!! Slasher flew straight for one but it faded and reappeared behind him kicking his back and trying to shoot his wing. Slasher turned around in rage and kicked the bird furry knocking him into a pair of Pidgeot. Slasher Used fire spin and burned about 10 Pidgeot who were attacking Edge. "Thanks Slasher!!" Edge said. Barky was using a technique he could only use for about ten minutes it was a Fly technique which enabled him to fly for a short while. He kept Shocking and ramming anything that was a bird! He faded, Reappeared behind a bird furry and used his tail to knock him hurtling towards Mobius. Then he faded and reappeared behind a Pidgeot grabbed on to his back and used Thunder. Then he faded and reappeared then did this about 15 times making 10 Pidgeot dizzy and spiraling to the ground. Squirt, Toby, and Sparky had one of the Pidgeots like it was a fighter ship. Squirt was steering Toby was like a gun turret and Sparky made sure the bird did as it was told. Toby kept firing Bubble beams at birds as Squirt flew right into the middle of the havoc of birds. Edge was saving his Super Sayin strength for Artie and battled The Furrys and Pidgeots with ease but did get hurt a little. After 110 that were sent out, only 5 flew back to the base where Artie was angry and mad. "FOOLS YOU GOT BEAT BY EDGE!!!! 110 of my finest air units?!?!?!?!" Artie said crying like a baby. The bleeding furry saluted." Sorry sir they were too much..." "They???" Artie asked. he grabbed a telescope and saw Edge and his pets who were jsut a little scratched up. "He'll pay!!!" Artie said clenching his fist. ------------------------------------------------------------ Place: Towering Tree Forest "You did great guys!!!" Edge said landing and putting Toby and Squirt down. The others cheered as they landed as well. Sparky and Barky walked up to Edge and smiled. "Pika!!! Pika!!!!" Both of them said happily. Edge bent down and rubbed their heads. "You two did great two here I brought some rations just in case." Edge reached in his backpack and came out with some Senzu beans. The beans were plentiful on Moltar and only Royalty was to posses it, and since Edge was the prince he got a supply of it every month. He gave one bean to each of his pokemon and one to himself then. they had to sneak up with stealth to Artie’s base keeping their power levels low. Edge knew that Artie had some powerful members and some dirty tricks up his sneaky sleeve. Artie was looking from one of the towers in his base he looked all over but good not sense Edge or his pets. “THIS IS JUST PEACHY!!!! I CANT EVEN SENSE EDGE!!!!!” A fox came up and saluted to Artie. “Sir we are ready, in the Artie feild 9000.” “Exellent have my best troops head there and my revenge will soon be over hehehe.” Artie said flying to the field. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Place: Team Artail hallways. People: Edge, Slasher, Sparky, Barky, and Typhoon. Edge was walking normally He knew that something was up no one attacked him or stopped him from coming in it was like Artie wanted him inside. Edge’s best guest was the Arite Field which is where Artie usually trained. About an hour of searching and Edge had finally found the field. and saw Ami, Lil, Kim, and Seven tied up in the middle and about 100 of Artie’s best on the ground all smiling. Edge and his crew all got in fighting stances, the gates behind them closed and the girls dissapeared!!! It was a hologram!!! To trick Edge into coming. Edge laughed. “HEY ARTIE!!!! Couldnt really capture them could you???!!!” Artie just smirked. “I’ve been doing some research on you Edge.” Artie walked into the middle of the field and smiled. “According to my sources, Joshua Allen is your creator.” Edge got a surprised look. “YOU KNOW OF THE CREATORS??!?!!?” Artie kept smiling. “Oh yes and heres a shocker for you Edge!!!! When you were being created Josh looked up to someone and his site and character. Lets see here.... It was me!!!! Thats right!!!! Me Artie Prower inspired Josh to create Edge the fox!!! So see that would be the reason why you are a fox Edge.” Edge had wondered why Josh would pick a fox and it made sense as to why Artie visitd Miss Sonic’s chat house long ago. “SO WHAT!!?!?! It just shows im better then you.!!!” Artie laughed. “Wheres your website??? and your own base and team???” Edge’s Hair went spikey. “Prepare to die Artie Prower.” Artie laughed. “Thats right go Super Sayin!!!!” Artie whipped out a gun and shot Edge. Edge caught the bullet that Artie had fired and smirked. “A gun is that the best you could do???” but the bullet sucked on Edge then flew back to Artie. “Its exactlly what i wanted you to do!!!!” Artie laughed and put the bullet in a mchine soon 101 little capsules fell out of it and Artie gave it to each of the 100 soilders and himself. Then all their hair went spikey and golden Edge staggered back a little. “WHAT DID YOU JUST DO ARTIE!!?!?!?!” Edge yelled starting to sweat. “Why that bullet you caught copied your powers and i duplicated that bullet into these capsules which my men ate and now every one of them has the same powers you do including me!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!” The troops started to glow and a giant aura formed from all of them Edge was now worried.... could he handle his own power 101 times fold??? Slasher, Sparky, Barky, and Typhoon had worried looks they were locked in the outnumbered part didnt matter but now it was like fighting their own master which they could not do. The 100 men started their attack!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Edge faded.then reappeared but only to have three guys there to triple kick him in the back. Edge then cupped his hands and fired a big blue beam but it was blocked off from two hedgehogs above him who did the same thing then a fox appeared behind Edge and uppercuted him to an Echidna who kicked him down to Artie who did a Kamaehamaeha attack and blasted Edge to his pets. One pet was missing..... it was Barky!!!! Barky had used his agility to go over to the machine and make 18 little capsules, two for each of Edge’s pets and two more for Edge. Barky had wrapped them up in his red bandanna and went back over to the others The pets quickly ate them and gave them to Edge. Suddenly the ground started to rumble....... Slasher felt an incredible surge of power!!!! his Flame on his tail went golden and grew longer as well as his wingspan which was now over 50 feet. His eyes went turqoise and his voice deep and he could talk now!!!!!! “ Finally you will now understand our words for they will be the last you ever hear...” Typhoon’s flame around his neck also went golden and his eyes did the same as well. “We fight by our friend and master Edge the fox.” Sparky and Barky were feavily powerd by the capsules and they same thing happend to them only their Ears went Golden. Sparky stepped one step closer. “We have reached the Sayin level 2.” Barky’s little hairs that made him look cool went up to make three spikes. “Were ready to battle to the death.” Edge rose his Golden hair now long and beautiful. his voice deep and scary. “I have now reached Super Sayin 3.... and my pets can now go 2 and know how to talk as well..... now Artie can you top this????” Edge fired a giant beam at the machine which blew up instantly. “I knew you couldnt.” Edge spoke to his pets. “ Take care of the hundred soilders and leave Artie to me.” Barky gave a little thumbs up. “You got it boss, lets go brother lets show them what Pikachus are made of.” Sparky smiled with his blue baseball cap backwards. “You got it HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!” Sparky had charged fowards and rammed two Soilders killing them as their entrails flew about. Slasher had faded and reappeared behind the a group of the soilders and had used his mouth to do a Kamaehamaeha attack. it killed them instantly. Artie was getting worried his troops couldnt even put up a figh as Edge’s Pokemon destroyed them. Barky was in the air and had yelled. “DUSTRUCTO DISC!!!!!!!” 12 dustructo discs formed and headed towards 12 troops after slicing through their body’s the discs went after other ones as Barky controlled them with his hands. Typhoon was flying and blasting the now scared troops. His fire and power killed and killed making Artie even more worried. Soon all the troops were dead. Edge’s Pokemon flew and landed beside him Edge had walked out a little and raised his hand. “Take the other capsules you have to Squirt Toby, Leafy, and Bulby and get away from this place as fast as you can.” “You heard him guys lets go!!!!” Sparky said power flying with the ohers. Edge and Artie were alone. Artie smirked. “You may have defeated my soilders but now your pets arent here to save you when i destroy you!!!!” Artie had two more of the capsules and ate them then he too went Super Sayin 3. “Now it is settled you might as well can call me father if it was me who was inspired to create you...” Edge gritted his teeth. “Josh may have looked up to you but he knows what you did to Sonique’s creator and now it just shows that Im better then you.” “Edge you won last time you wont be so lucky this time!!!!!” Artie’s golden aura grew larger and larger. Edge charged towards Artie extending his elbow out, Artie faded then reappeared behind Edge but Edge just caught his attack then kicked him upwards. Artie glowed then 2 more Arties appeared from his body The 3 Arties flew downwards towards Edge but Edge was prepared three of his four Tails to grow all big catch the three Arties got. It worked the two fake Arties dissapeared and all that was left was Artie with his normal Hair gasping for air. “YOU WIN SPARE ME!!!!” Artie said stuck in Edge’s fur. “NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!” Edge had crushed his body in his tail. Artie was now dead forever. Edge blasted out of the HQ and had cupped his hands towards the main center of it. “KAMAEHAMAEHA!!!!!!!!!!!” The blue beam was enourmous!!! The beam hit the base and exploded the HQ killing anything that was inside it the pain the suffering that the base had caused was now over forever. Edge’s hair went normal and he sighed. He looked to his left and saw eught creature’s floating he knew it was Sparky and the others. He also knew that Toby, Leafy, Squirt, and Squirtle had gotten their capsules. He flew over to them and smiled. “Is it true Edge????” Sparky asked. “Its none of your business Sparky.” Edge still felt weird he could understand Sparky. “Lets just go home.” All of Edge’s Pokemon and himself power flew home. The End... Does evil triumph over good??? No it doesnt i have proof of it but sometimes Caliofornia is the heart of all Evil.