Author Comment Edge the Warrior Sweet hearted Warrior posts: 24 (3/28/01 11:55:03 pm) Reply Edge vs. Josh's Mind (Fic) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alright it would seem due to the problems with Pictures i cannot continue the When anime goes wrong series...... so i'll just do a fic i've been thinking about for ahwile now. Note to people some of these things really happened and some I made up when Edge goes into my mind lets see if you can see which is real or not. ------------------------------------------------------------ In Josh's Hometown, Josh is happily drawing in his room of his favorite creation Edge the fox!!!! In two different dimensions..... In one dimension People create various creatures, people, and anything else created. And in the other dimension all those things created live and grow in that one Just as they do in the creating one. But something is amiss in the Creating dimension. "Hmmmmmmm time to add the shoes." Josh said finishing the shoes on his Picture of Edge. "There all done!!!!" Josh thought to himself all proud. But Josh didnt see his cat who was lying lazily down in Josh's walking way. Josh tripped then bumped his head on his dresser making him knocked out and down and out for the count. Meanwhile in Edge's dimension...... "Yo SHORTYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Edge yelled jumping on Shorty's head. "Whatch'ya doing???" "Writing a love poem for the love of my life!!" Shorty smiled writing down words. "Your Dreamcast???" Edge smirked. "Ah shut up!!!" Hits Edge and sees him land on his feet. “Heh you should know me by now Shorty.” Edge smiled. “Yeah yeah go with Seven and do your love thing.” Shorty said waving his arm. “Hello earth to Shorty im not with Seven anymore im Single remember???” Edge said crossing his arms. “Oops sorry…….” Shorty said turning around and smiling sheepishy. “Yeah well im off to my room Im still unpackin—AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Edge yelled falling on his knees and holding his head. “EDGE!!! WHAT IS IT!?!?!?” Shorty shouted jumping from his chair and kneeling by Edge. “Whats wrong!!!?!?!” “Its my head!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!!!” Edge yelled his eyes starting to water. “EDGE!!! I’LL GET LIL!!!!!” Shorty shouted running out of the room and going to find Lil. “THIS HURTS!!!!!! ARGGHHHHH MY HAND!!!!!!!” Edge looked at his hand which was starting to fade. “NO!!!!!!!! ITS JOSH SOMETHINGS WRONG!!!!!!” Edge’s eyes then went blank and he was knocked out. 1 hour later Edge is in his bed with Lil by it holding his hand trying to heal him. “Don’t die on us again Edge.” Lil said using her healing powers. Edge’s eyes slowly opened. “Where am I????” “In your room Edge.” Lil said putting Edge’s hand down. “Oh man I have to get to the The Neo-Hall of inventions right away!!!!!!!!” Edge said jumping out of bed then realizing his pants were not on him. Edge then sweatdroped and got under his blankies. “Ehe…. Please leave Lil..” Edge said poking his head from under his blanket. “Of course!!” Lil said still covering her eyes and leaveing the room. 1 hour later Edge was in The Neo-Hall of inventions over looking his time machine. “What do you plan to do??” Lil asked walking up to Edge. “I have to get to a different dimension and quick.” Edge said typing in some things on his time machine’s console. “So why am I here??” H.Hog asked. “Im a mechanic not an inventor.” “I need you to help me build a machine so that I wont die.” Edge said pushing another button. “Lil you better come too.” “Me why?!?!” Lil asked. “I need a healer in case me or H.Hog gets hurt during this mission.” Edge said putting his backpack on. “But we don’t even know that the mission is Edge.” H.Hog said getting his backpack on. “Its on a need to know basis all that you need to know right now is that if I don’t succeed I die.” Edge said giving Lil a backpack. “Die?” Lil asked all anime glitter eyed “DON’T DO THAT!!!” Edge said looking at her and stepping into the time machine. “Anyways we all know my Time machine works like crap so we’ll end up in another dimension when we get there.” Everyone steps into Edge’s Time Machine then it revs on and a bright blue light surrounds H.Hog, Lil, and Edge and all of them are transported to Josh’s dimension. Meanwhile in Josh’s Dimension in a hospital…. “I hope he’s okay..” Paul said looking down at Josh. “I hope so too.” Josh’s Mom said. “Well theres not much we can do now except get some sleep and hope for the best.” Paul said leaving the room. 20 minutes later The bright blue light from Edge’s Time Machine appears in the dark room Josh is in and out steps our three heroes. “Where are we??” Lil asked clinging to Edge all scared. “Well when you get off me I’ll say where we are!” Edge quietly said. “Obviously in a hospital from the looks of things but what are we doing here???” H.Hog asked putting his backpack down. “To save that young man.” Edge said. “And to save myself.” He thought to himself. “Well why don’t I heal him then??” Lil asked Edge. “Its not that simple this time Lil…. Its his Mind and all that’s in it that needs saving.” Edge grunted moving another bed beside Josh’s. “Well how do you plan on doing that Edge?? And who is this guy anyways???” H.Hog asked helping him. “A friend….. more then a friend actually…. But enough we have to hurry.” Edge said laying on the bed Next to Josh’s. “Is that what this equipment is for??” H.Hog said pulling out the Parts of Edge’s new invention and starting to put them together. “Well…… Lets just say if I don’t destroy whats making this boy come back to the real world…… I may die as well…. Now listen up H.Hog I need you to moderate this thing. Lil I need you to hold on to the boys hand healing him as I do this. Now wish me luck.” Edge said putting a helmet on. And now the trip into Josh’s mind…… Josh’s Secrets……. Josh’s life……. The machine revved up Edge felt the jolt of energy and off he went into the mind of someone else. “WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Edge yelled falling through Josh’s mind and landing on a green road with an orange sky. “Where……. Hmmmm I don’t understand what is this place??” Suddenly Edge sees about 30 objects coming towards him fast. “Holy crap..” Edge jumped in the air and blasted off going incredible speed. Meanwhile the objects he saw were F-Zero machines of the Deadly F-Zero races. “F-Zero Machines?!?!??! HERE!?!?!?!?!” Edge shouted dodging the fast machines as they passed him. “Impossible!!! That fox is not even using an F-Zero machine!!!!!!” Captain Falcon said in awe looking at Edge fly. Edge then sees a small rip in the stmoshpere and flies through it only to land in a forest. “Now where am I??” Edge said looking around. “NO GET AWAY FROM ME HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!” A girl yelled as she was chased by a fox. “Dude a real fox???” Edge said jumping into one of the trees and watching. “JUST STAY THER I WILL LURE HIM AWAY!!!!!” A boy yelled jumping behind the fox steadily. “Josh…….” Edge quietly said. “Yo fox brains!!!! Over here!!!” Josh yelled at the fox growling. The fox quickly turns around and starts to Chase Josh. “Ah crap…” Josh said starting to run from the fox. Edge jumped from tree to tree as he watched Josh try to get the fox away from the girl. “End of the line I have to do something….” Josh said climbing into a tree. “I cant run from that fox forever I have to figure out something.” Josh looked over at a good size branch and broke it off. Then he saw a stream and smirked. He got his lighter and jumped down from the tree sorta sore from the landing then ran over to the stream. He lit his branch on fire as he stepped into the stream and swished it at the fox soon the fox left running away. Josh put the branch in the stream and retraced his steps to his camp. Edge followed then stood in one tree as Josh walked to where everyone was camping. The girl was hugging her boyfriend who was also Josh’s friend. “Oh I was so so scared!!!!!!!!” The girl whimpered. Josh looked at the girl and snarled then got into his sleeping bag. Edge saw the girl giving Josh no thank you for possibly saving her life. Edge then fell through another rift to Josh’s neighborhood where a watergun fight emerged. Edge jumped onto the top of a building and watched once more trying to find what is keeping Josh from coming back. Edge saw Josh with his Super Soaker 310 all soaking wet and protecting the girls of course. Edge followed Josh very stealthily making sure not to be seen then he saw Josh call for his other friends. “YO!!!! STEPHANIE!!! I NEED BAKCUP HERE IM RUNNING OUT OF AM---“ Josh then dropped his gun to see his two friends kissing. “Good lord…. Poor Josh…. Whats he doing now???” Edge asked no one as he saw Josh pick up his water gun. “Well well well……. So once again you two kiss???? Leaving out ol smelly cat boy???? Maybe I should show you what little ugly sensitve warrior boys can do!!!!” Josh said ina crazed voice firing his water gun at his two friends. “I’LL SHOW YOU!!!!!! I’LL SMELLY CAT THIS YOU CRACKHEADS!!!!!” “So many negative thoughts….. I wonder if this really happened…..” Edge thought to himself. Edge then fell through another rift in Josh’s mind and ended up in a dark room and heard some kind of singing. “What the???” Edge opened a door and saw people kissing and a boy kissing two girls, then he heard a voice singing…. “Smelly Cat…… Smelly cat….” Josh sniffs and continues to sing. “What are they feeding you.” “I CANT SEE HIM LIKE THIS ANYMORE I HAVE TO HELP!!!!!!” Edge charged into the room but only went through everyone not even being seen. “I forgot these are only thoughts….” Meanwhile in the real world….. “Whats he doing????” H.Hog asked looking at his stats. “I don’t Know Edge seems to be fighting??” Lil said looking over at him. Back in Josh’s mind as Edge flies through another rift again… “Hes having so many negative thoughts that he doesn’t want to come back to life….. who knows how many of these thoughts hes having.” Edge said jumping down and landing in a blue area Where Josh stood there in a grey hood t shirt and a white long sleve t shirt underneath his grey hood t shirt and he was weqaring his good pants and his good shoes just looking at Edge. “So My creation you worry for your safety and come in my mind to save me to save yourself.” Josh said his face emotionless. “No I came to save you too man…. You’re my creator…..” Edge said walking towards him. “Stay back fool…….. you’ve traveled through my mind and have seen only a few of some negative moments…… I am not going back I plan to pass into the afterlife soon.” Josh said pushing up his glasses. “This isn’t like you…. You never give up even at things worse…” Edge shouted. “So what I get treated so badly by people out there….” Josh said his face still emotionless. “SHUT UP!!!!!” Edge said fading and reappearing in front of Josh trying to punch him. “You fool!! This is my mind do you think you can win????” Josh smiled evily. “Your not Josh……you’re his anger and his sadness….. Josh never gives up hes got good friends and he can get through this hes just got to believe in himself but your preventing him from doing that.” Edge said landing on his feet. “Well then you are right I am his anger and his hate and I am in control of the weaker fool known as goodness and sincerity and kindess.” Josh’s anger smiled. “They are the best things Josh will not be ruined because of you and a couple of girls.” Edge said his hair going up. “Ahh super Sayjin do you actually think you have a chance of defeating me????” Josh smirked floating into the air. “Bring it on im not afraid to help my friend!!!!!” Edge Yelled going Super Sayjin. “NOW PREPARE TO GO DOWN FOR GOODNESS AND KINDNESS FOREVER!!!!!!!” “Such a good intention too bad it will all have been for nothing……..” Josh smiled lashing out his hands. Sudenly four blue arms came screaming from the blue walls around the blue area and grabbed Edge’s Limbs. Edge got his four tails and whacked off the Blue arms then charged towards Josh his fist extended. Josh laughed maniacally and his hands formed into two swords and slashed at Edge making a cut in his cheek. Meanwhile back in the hospital…. “EDGE!!!! HES GOT A CUT NOW!!!” Lil cried looking at Edge’s cut and seeing him grit his teeth. Back in Josh’s mind. “Muwahahhahaha……. You fool your fighting for nothing bad rules all bad is what girls want!!! Not sweet kind sensitive crap!!!! Theres not a girl alive who doesn’t want something bad or a tiny bit naughty from a guy!” Josh laughed lashing his hands out again as four blue Edge’s appeard from the blue walls. “Ah nutbunnies!!!” Edge said charging into the air as the blue Edge’s followed. “DIE!!!!!!!!!” Josh yelled pointing his index finger at Morph. “NEVER I FIGHT FOR THE JUSTICE OF GOOD!” Morph said flying towards Josh and then just as he gets within a chins inch of him Edge goes through him….. but the Blue Edge’s don’t!!!!!! Josh suddenly falls to the ground and explodes in a burst of white energy!! Back in the hospital…… “AHH!!!” Edge yelled taking the helmet off and putting both his hands on his cut and wincing in pain. “Oh man where am I??? Edge????” Josh called out from his sleep and waking up. “Job here is done.” Edge said destroying the machine and opening up his time machine again and grabbing Lil and H.hog and pulling them into it. 16 hours later…….. “Man am I glad your back Josh!!!!” Paul said in Josh’s car on the way to his home. “Im glad too Paul…. I think I sorta learned something too but I cant quite put my finger on it…” Josh said rubbing his chin. Meanwhile in Edge’s dimension…… Edge is standing up on a new hill at the new TPCG and breathes in and out rubbing the band-aid on his cheek. “Never have I seen a person get treated so poorly and still be cheerful, Josh has really matured in his teen years. Slasher walks up to Edge and sits down and scratches his head a lil and looks at Edge. “Yo whats up man??” “Nothing……… I just know a very good person….. a person who will make it after all.” Edge said smiling at the Mobian sky. The End Now guess what really happened to me bwehehehe!!! Anyways yes I have matured and no more lil me crap!!!!