Crossover Chronicles 7:The Death of N'Sync!! Posted by by Edge the funny man!!! on August 07, 2000 at 16:41:13 Yes you heard me!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Ahem....The CC Gang crosses over into Earth where they must save millions of Girls who have been turned into Zombie mainiacs by 5 boys.............. ------------------------------------------------------------ Crossover Chronicles 7:The Death of N'Sync!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ahem.... Ash: So how much gas do we have left?? E.C.: Well, we filled up before we left Moltar...so about......ENOUGH TO GET US WHERE WE ARE GOING!!!! SO STOP ASKING!!!!! Pikachu: Pika........ (Camera: goes past Ash and E.C. to Zero and Cloud who are training) Zero: That sowrd is pretty strong to withstand a light-saber. Cloud: Made it myself!! Zero: (Gripping sword)SO I SEE!!!!!! (E.C. yells to the two) E.C.: HEY GET IN YOUR SEATBELTS WERE LANDING ON EARTH!!!!! Zero: (Puts on seatbelt)Check! Cloud: (Puts on seatbelt)Check! Ash: (Puts on seatbelt)Check! Pikachu: (eats seatbelt)PIKA!!!! Everyone reading this fan-fic: HUGGBEES!!! (Camera:Shoes oceans view of the Flying hare crashing into the ocean, The Pacific ocean that is) E.C.: Ooops....... Zero: (Sighs) Pikachu: Chu....... E.C.: DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!! (Pushes a button) I'll get us on land. You guys check out the local TV while I do, okay!! Everyone else except E.C.: OKAY!!!!! Pikachu: PIKA!!!!! (Ash turns on the TV and a little Anime boy pops up.) Ash: What the??? Singer: Hero Boy, Hero Boy, Hero Boy, Oh, Hero Boy! Hero boy: "I must succeed!" Singer: Up in the sky he flies around, When he's not, he's on the ground And fighting monsters big, And monster pigs, He's Hero Boy; he must succeed! Hero boy: "I must succeed!" Ash: (Turns off the TV)I dont even want to know what that was!!! Zero: Bad Anime..... Ash: Good thing you and I arent Anime, Zero!!!! Zero: Yeah maybe, See what else is on. Ash: (turns Tv back on) Singer:Welcome to the Storch Club! And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's mambo! Singer: Move your footsies, shake your fanny Swing your hips, don't be a granny Come on, everybody, and mambo! Hey! Let the music move your butt Stick it out and do a strut That's the only way to mambo! Chorus: Mambo! Everyone reading this fan-fic: HUGGBEES!!! Ash: What planet are we on again???? E.C.: Earth!!! Ash: Not from what im seeing. (Changes channel) Hey look at this!!! A story about a 14 year-old boy!! How exciting!!(Sarcastic tone) Singer: Joshua Allen, you wander A teen without a home Everywhere, they hate you You've been cast out; you're alone. Your deeds have been forgotten The world's a cold, cruel place It's tough to go on living When you cannot show your face. We'll be ri-ight back. Ash: Well I wont!!!! (Changes channel to see 5 boys dancing) AHHH!!!!!!!! ITS THEM!!!!!!!!!(Hisses like a cat) E.C.: WHAT??? WHAT??? SHADOW!!!?? Ash: NO!!! N'SYNC!!!! Everyone reading this fan-fic: HUGGBEES!!!!! E.C.: Who??? Ash: EVIL PEOPLE!!!! THEY TURN GIRLS INTO MINDLESS ZOMBIES!!!! E.C.: WHHAAAAA!!!!!!?????? Zero: WHAT???!!! Pikachu: PIKA!!!!! Cloud: I know those fools!!! They mad me lose a date with Aeris!!!!!! Ash: They made me and the rest of Kids Wb watch them sing it was sickening........ E.C.: Well if they turn girls into helpless zombies then its up to us to save them!!!!! (Camera:zips to a gas station where E.C. paks the car they rented.) E.C.: Fill er' up!!! Attendant 1: Did you say "Fill er' up!!!" Attendants : If you want service with a smile We will go that extra mile Attendant 2: We clean windows Attendant 3: Fill the tank Attendant 4: Wax the hood Attendant 5: No need to thank. Attendants: Gasigo; we're at your service Gasigo; that is our purpose Attendants: Gasigo; we love your car Gasigo; we're never far E.C.: Hey! We really gotta go! Attendant 2: But, we... y'know, we... we haven't finished our song... (Camera:wips to the rented car driving away...) Attendants : Gasigo; we're here to please you Gasigo; we'll never leave you G-A-S, I-G-O Gasigo So put us to the test We will strive to do our best! Zero: SHUT UP!!!(Zero kicks them out of the car) E.C.: I was trying to be nice.... Zero: What would you have done??? E.C.: (Smiles)Same thing (Camera:The rented car parks in a packed parking lot where an N'Sync concert is being held) Ash: Geez...I havent seen tis much people since the realease of my first movie. E.C.: Whatever......Got the things??? Zero: Check! Cloud: Check! Ash: Check! Pikachu: PI!!! Everyone reading this fan-fic: HUGGBEES!!! E.C.: Okay, they play in about an hour, so how do you all plan to get in the backstage? (Camera: goes behind E.C. showing people hauling around stuff with back stage passes) Zero: Thats the way....hehehe.... (Camera: fades then reappears with Zero wearing a backstage pass, hauling cloths, and holding a box with the others in it) Gaurd: Alright your clear, put it in there.(The quard points to an area with boxes and stuff) (Camera: close up on the box Zero is holding, it burts open with Ash, Cloud, E.C., and Pikachu coming out) E.C.: Okay, so far so good.....Now Zero how far can you teleport without being destroyed?? Zero: About 200 feet and less. E.C.: Good....teleport us and the stuff we have up to that area above the audience. (Camera: Shows Zero teleporting back and forth bringing all the stuff they brought and all the people up above the audience) E.C.: Okay, half an hour before they go on......what is thier first song?? Ash: (Looks at a program sheet)Bye, bye, bye E.C.: Well this is going to be an Ironic night....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone reading this fan-fic: HUGGBEES!!!!! Ash:So what "are" we doing?? E.C.:Giving them our own song then, killing N'sync right in their faces then getting back to The Flying Hare and leaving. Zero: Well, i placed a hearing device in their rooms so that we can listen in on what they are saying. E.C.:Cool!! (Camera: zips to the dressing rooms with some flowers with Zero's device in it from the outside) N'Sync #1: Why dont one of us take off our shirts!! that way they may throw more money at us!!! N'Sync #2: Hey!! our agent is going to make us Comic book heroes!! All: Cool!!! More money for us!!!! N'Sync #3: Which comic are we going to put out to make ours possible?? N'Sync #2: Some freak named Sonic or something........ (Camera:Back above the people) E.C.: WHAT!!!!!????? NOW THEY ARE GOING TO TRIPLE PAY!!!!!!! Ash: No one talks about Sonic the hedgehog like that!!! NOT EVEN NINTENDO!!!!! Zero: YEAH!!!! Pikachu: CHU!!! Cloud: YEAH!!!! Everyone reading this fan-fic: HUGGBEES!! Cloud: Where is that coming from?? Ash: Who cares....lets listen some more. (Camera: Back to dressing rooms) N'Sync #4: Those mindless zombies will even pay more money once we show that we pretend to like "sensitve-sweet-girls" N'Sync #5: YEAH!!!! Oh man....we might even tell them we wont care what a girl looks like!!! But its the inside that counts!!! HAHAAH!!!! N'Sync #3:I just remembered when we raped and killed the Spice Girls and the cops never found out!!!! HAHAHAH!!!!!! (Camera: Back above the people while The CC Gang listens to their laughter) Ash: Misty..... Cloud: Aeris.... Zero: Iris.... (Camera: shows E.C. and Pikachu frown feeling sorry for them but even more angry at N'Sync) E.C.: They die......Zero....place the things where I told you to put them. Zero: Okay..... (Camera: Shows Zero placing objects in areas that E.C. told him to, without being seen) Zero: Done.... E.C.: Good.... Ash: Its almost time... (Camera: Shows E.C.'s face close up) E.C.:We will show them who N'Sync really are....a bunch of punks....who dont know anything else but singing...this is for Julia.....A girl I led to death.......but when I was evil...I WILL NOT LET THEM DO THE SAME THING I DID!!!!!!! 10 Minutes later..... (Camera: E.C. and the gang were under the stage where N'Sync would be playing) E.C.:Okay 2 minutes...is everyone ready??? Zero:Yes.... Pikachu:Pi.. Ash:Yes... Cloud:Im ready.... Everyone reading this fan-fic: HUGGBEES!!!! E.C.: Lets do it...... (Camera: N'Sync comes out on to the stage and the people go wild then N'Sync starts to sing) N'Sync #1:THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! AND NOW OUR FIRST SONG!!!!!! (Camera:Back to beneath the stage) E.C.: Okay....on the third bye push this button. (E.C. hands Zero a remote with a button on it) Zero: Gotchya!! Cloud: Lets do it CC Gang!!!! (Camera:Back on the stage as N'Sync starts to Sing) All N'Sync: BYE, BYE, BYE- (Camera:Multicolor smoke appears in front of N'Sync their audio is off as well) E.C.: Let me tell you something about N'Sync..... Ash: We got the evidence that they Stink..... Zero: So now as we start to sing..... Cloud: About how N'Stync dont know a thing!!!! (Camera:shows people confused in the audience) Zero: We were listening to them in their hi-deaway!!! Cloud: Planning things that were really gay!! Ash: Like seducing you to buy their stuff!! E.C.:Were singing this tune to show you we had ENOUGH!!!! All: Were going to rat on N'STYNC!!!!! Zero: Thier music is like a farting mink!!!! Cloud: They raped the Spic girls and no one knew!!!! Ash: In my first movie there was a pokemon named Mew!!! All: We are mad, we are bad, we are going to show you something that will make you glad!!! Zero: Now look at this tape that I have!! Cloud: It shows that you've been had!!!! E.C.:It shows that N'Stync just came here to say.... All:(High pitched voices)We are N'Stync!!! We wear underwaer made from a mink!!!!! We came here to cheat!!!! We came to get your money!!! And enjoy you kissing our feet!!! (Security guards come running after The CC Gang) E.C.:(Jumping on Security guard) We sang you our song!!! Zero:(Getting his sword out) Maybe it wasnt so long!!! Ash:(Kicking down another guard) The Police are here!!!! Cloud:(Waves and points to N'Sync) N'Stync is very near!!! All: Thats our song!!! So so-long!!! We've shown you who they really are!! Now find someone who will take you far!!! Zero: Now the Police can arrest these dorks!!!! Ash: And revieled they lied!!! Cloud: They even killed the Spice girls and said it was pride!!!!! All: BYE BYE BYE!!!!!!!!! (All of CC leave as Police handcuff N'Sync) Policeman: Your under arrest for the murders of the spice girls and another murder that we found out... N Sync #4: Who??? Your daughter chubby boy!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Policeman: Yes.....and this tape is proof.. N'Sync #2: WHO RECORDED THAT!!!!!???? WE WILL MAKE THEM PAY!!!!! Policeman: They told me to tell you never to mess with girls again.....they are The CC Gang....and they made sure you dont hurt anyone else!!! (Camera:shows people in the audience) Girl: I cant believe I looked up to them.....Josh i was a fool...... Joshua Allen: Its okay.....(hugs his friend)You didnt know... Girl: But why did you come if you never liked them???? Joshua Allen: To make sure a Police officer got his justice...(Looks at the police officer whos daugter was murdered by N'Sync then up to smile at The CC Gang) (Camera: Back at the Flying hare) Ash: So why didnt we kill them E.C.???? E.C.: I dont kill unless I have to.....they will rot in Prison. Zero: I heard the verdict was for life. Cloud: Every girl needs an idol....just someone who doesnt turn them into a zombie. Ash: E.C. did you know Josh would be there?? Zero: I'll answer that...When I gave the tape to the Polie I noticed Josh waiting in back of me to give him another tape, I told E.C. and he smiled knowing that there was more evidence to convict them for life thats why he didnt kill them either. E.C.: No.......teen idols are supposed to be out there, but its bad to where they cause riots because of their fame. Zero: Or fainting if they have a poster of one of them. Everyone reading the fan-fic: HUGGBEES!!!!! Cloud: Well, justice was served for us as well..... Zero: Whats on TV?? Ash: OUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW ON EARTH!!!!!! (Camera: shows everyone going into the flying hare and sitting down to watch....) Singer: Hero Boy, Hero Boy, Hero Boy, Oh, Hero Boy! The CC Gang: "I must succeed!" Everyone reading this fan-fic: HUGGBEES!!!!!! The End!!!! Watch out for the next adventure!!! Crossover chronicles 8:Ed, Edd, N' E.C.??? This story is dedicated to all the girls who dont like N'Sync!! ------------------------------------------------------------ The stuff in this story are fictional, though we all wish it could really happen it cant!! Legal junk!!!! E.C., Joshua Allen, Crossover Chronicle series, The CC Gang are, Moltar; and The Flying hare are (C) to ME JOSHUA ALLEN!!!!!! Zero is (C) to Capcom Ash, Pikachu and Mew are (C) to Game freak and Nintendo. Sonic is (C) to Sega. HUGGBEES!!!!, Hero Boy, GASIGO, and the Mambo are (C) to Kids WB!! Spice girls are (C) to....who cares.... N'Stync shouldnt be (C) to their uncool selves. Crossover Chronicles 8: Pikachu vs. B.Spears!! Posted by Edge on August 10, 2000 at 19:24:26 I said Ed, Edd, N'E.C. but the CC gang wasnt done on earth yet they had to bring down a few more things before they go!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ Crossover Chronicles 8: B.Spears bites the dust!!! The Flying Hare is parked at Hawaii which was turned into a resort for aliens, furries, and bassicly anything that wasnt born on Earth.* (*Footnote #1-TPCG Vacation) (Camera: Shows Pikachu Surfing right by Cloud) Cloud: Hey you little rodent!!! get outta here!! Pikachu: Pika!!!!!! Cloud: I di--dnt mean it ju-st do-nt..... Pikachu: PI--------KA---------CHHHHUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! (Camera: Shows various people getting knocked from the electricity) Cloud: WERE IN WATER YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Pikachu: Chhhuuuuuu........ (Camera: Shows Ash getting a pocket TV from his pocket on the beach) Ash: Okay lets see whats on....(Turns on TV) Singer: He feels no pain He can fly quite fast In feats of strength He is unsurpassed His grip is firm Never quavery Britannia's superhero He's Lord Bravery. Lord Bravery! Lord Bravery! Lord Bra - ver - y!!! Lord Bravery: Oh, get on with it..... Ash: Man, theres gotta be something good on.....(changes channel) Singer: Hunt, hunt, hunt He's the Huntsman "Into action" is his cry From the forest to the city He will run there in a jiffy To sock evil in the eye! Marty Feeb was a poor hunter Hungry without dough 'Til the day he saved a chunky elf From being eaten by a crow The elf rewarded Marty Feeb With a magic sack of corn He gained strength and speed and shiny teeth And as the Huntsman was reborn!! Hunt, hunt, hunt He's the Huntsman He'll whip the pants off the bad guys If there's an emergency Sound the Horn of Urgency And summon the Huntsman "Into action" is his cry! Hunt. Ash: (Changes channel) Nasty, nasty, nasty Singer:Nasty men. Real-Life Police we up And caught you again. You were nabbed by us In a criminal raid. Now go to jail and learn A really nice trade. Nasty men Caught again Stealing hens. Nasty men! Ash: (Changes Channel to PBS) Okay I'll watch anything..... What the??? Pinky and The Brain??? Pinky: And now, the parts of the brain, performed by The Brain! Brain: Ye-e-s! Brain: Neo-cortex, frontal lobe Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem! Brain: Hippocampus, neural node Right hemisphere. Brain: Pons and cortex visual Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem! Brain: Sylvian fissure, pineal Left hemisphere. Brain: Cerebellum left! Cerebellum right! Synapse, hypothalamus Striatum, dendrite. Brain: Axon fibers, matter gray Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem! Brain: Central tegmental pathway Temporal lobe. Brain: White core matter, forebrain, skull Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem! Brain: Central fissure, cord spinal Parietal. Brain: Pia mater! Menengeal vein! Medulla oblongata and lobe limbic Micro-electrodes... Pinky: Naaarf! P+B : THE BRAIN!!! Brain: That ought to keep the little squirts happy. Ye-e-s! Ash: They think children will listen to a rodent.....yeah right!!! (Changes channel and sees a girl then drools) (Camera: Shows Zero looking at Ash's TV then he starts to drool as well.) Zero: Who is that???? Ash: I dont know, but shes really pretty..... (Camera: Cloud walks up to them and stares at the TV then looks at it exactlly like Zero and Ash) Cloud: Shes cute..... Zero: Yeah..... Ash: Yeah...... Everyone reading this Fan-fic: HUGGBEES!!!!!! (Camera: Pikachu and E.C. come looking for Zero, Ash, and Cloud only to find them drooling at a pocket TV) E.C.:What are you guys looking at????? (Looks at Tv then starts drooling) Pikachu: Pi???? (looks at the Tv then back at his friends) Pika!!!!!! (Slaps Ash) Chu??? PIKA!!!! PIKA!!!! PIKA!!!!!! (Camera: Shows Tv to reveal.....) Brittney Spears: THANK YOU EVERYONE I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! (Camera: Shows Pikachu's eyes up close with fire burning in them) Brittney Spears: My next show will be in San Fransisco!!!!! (Camera: Shows Pikachu smiling, then taking the TV, then runs off towards a post office leaving the rest of the CC gang drooling) (Pikachu looks around and amazingly sees Team Rocket sending off a package) James: Our Pokemon should be coming here in about 2 weeks. Meowth: Then you'll have plenty of time to tell me how you survived that attack on our planet. James: We dont exactly know Meowth, all we know is that we woke up in that rebel base on Moltar. Jessie: So since everything we loved was destroyed we decided to help them out to destroy Shadow. Mewoth: Hey...... isnt that...... Pikachu?????? Pikachu: (Running towards them) PIKA!!!!!!!! Meowth: He's saying..... HELP!!!!!!! James: Do we nab him??? Jessie: Whats the point??? The boss is dead, and even if we captured him, he wouldnt listen to us. Meowth: Lets see what he says. (Camera: Pikachu stops in front of Team Rocket and starts talking franticly) Pikachu: PIKA, PIKA!!!!! CHU--PIKA--PI---CU!!!!!!! PIKA PIKA!!!!! Meowth: He says that his friends are drooling over a girl. James: Which girl???? (Pikachu shows James the pocket TV) James: I can see why.......(Sits down and starts drooling) Jessie: JAMES!!! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!! Meowth: Shes pretty but she looks like she has ten million dollars in plastic-surgery no one could look like that naturally........could they????? Jessie: I dont know but I say we bring her down!!!! Pikachu: (Smiling) PIKA!!!!!!! Pikachu chu pika!!!! Meowth: Pikachu says that shes going to San Fransisco. Jessie: Then lets go. Pikachu: PIKA PIKA CHU PIKA!!!!!!!! Jessie: What is it know??? Meowth: Pikachu says that we should take my ship. Jessie: Okay, then lead the way. (An hour later.... The three make to The Flying Hare) Jessie: Thats some ship...... Mewoth: Its cool...... Pikachu: Pika pika chu, Pi-pika-chu!!!!! Meowth: Pikachu says that he will take the girl on himself. Jessie: Alright, besides i've been shocked and beaten by him so many times im sure this girl wont be a problem to him. Meowth: (sitting down and putting seatbelt on)Can you fly dat thing Jessie???? Jessie: (Sitting down)I've driven alot of things in my life so I think I can do this. (Camera: Shows Piakchu pressing the autopilot button) Pikachu: PI......PIKA PIKACHU!!!!! Mewoth: To San FransissssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCOOOOOOO?? (Camera: Shows Flying Hare landing at an airport in San Fransisco) Meowth: (Cralwing out of plane) That was fast..... Jessie: Very fast......... 6 hours later Jessie, Meowth, and Piakchu are at the concert hall where Britnney Spears is playing Pikahcu: Pika pi chu pi pika chu!!!!! Meowth: He says to hide above the audience. Pikachu: Pi chu pika pi chu pika pi chu!!! Mewoth: Then if I get in trouble you push this button. 30 minutes later Jessie and James are above the audience ready if Pikachu fails. Jessie: Do you really think he can take on Brittney Spears and a whole bunch of sercurity guards. Meowth: That little Pikachu has to be the best of them all. (Camera: Brittney Spears comes on to the stage and the audience goes wild to wild to where Meowth almost fell out of his hiding place) Britnney Spears: Thank you everyone and my first song toniight will be------ (Camera: Electricity comes from overhead Britnney Spears) Brittney Spears: What the?????? Pikachu:PI-KAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Camera: Shows Pikachu on Brittney's head) Brittney: AHH!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!(grabs one of the audience and starts whcaking him upside her head to get Pikachu off) Get off you little rodent!! Pikachu: (Laughing) Britnney: DONT LAUGH AT ME IM THE PRETTY BRITTNEY SPEARS!!!! Pikachu: (Growls and gets a picture of his friends drooling at the TV which she was on) Brittney: Ahh my fans adore me!!! Piakchu: Pi..... Britnney: Oh I see! They are your friends, as a matter of fact there they are right now looking at my beauty!! Pikachu: PI????(Pikachu looks at the CC gang staring at Britnney Spears)Pika..... Brittney: Face it!! when your as pretty as I am anyone bows down you!! That did it for Pikachu, something inside him snapped, he knew that Brittney wasnt naturally pretty, he started to spark immense bolts which formed an electric ball which surrounded Britnney Spears. Pikachu: PIKACHU PI PIKACHU PI PIKACHU PIKA CHU PIKA CHU PI PIKA CHU PI PIKA CHU PI PI CHU PIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Meanwhile above the scared people) Jessie: WHAT DID HE SAY!!!!! Meowth: HOLD ON!!! He said that real beatifulness comes naturally for the people who god gives it to, not a docter. Jessie: That is beautiful!! (Back on the stage) Pikachu: PIIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAAAAA--------------CHUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! With that shock from Pikachu Brittney's face suddenly sorta slips off revealing her true face which wasnt really pretty at all. In an instant everyone in the concert hall runs away leaving the CC gang and Jessie and Mewoth overhead. Britnney: I am ugly, I just wanted to be pretty.... Pikachu: Pika chu pi pika chu pi pi pika..... Mewoth: Pikachu says god has made you who you are for a reason, And he is right.....you cant makeyourself diffrent if you look like something you dont like, its for a reason....... The End.. Moral.....If you dont like the way you look dont go to a plastic surgeon.