Another exciting adventure of the Sonic Pandemonium gang! Starring(in no perticular order) Shorty! Soneec! H. Mac! Dream Cloud! Krist! Sonknuck! SecMan! Mecha Tails! Riochet! Sera! Sz! Rlan! SW! Xythar! Merrie/Azura/Cynthia/?! YarHarHar! Sailknuck! Mecha Sally Metallix! Mike S.! Dezmond! David...The Lurker! Many more people which I forgot to list which can yell at me because I will put this list in the next chapter for no apperant reason! Zac! ....and don't forget the cast of enimies! AJ! Andre! Hougan! Samantha! Potato Man! Amy! Cornielius! Riogen! Zac! And the usuall army of Zac clones that get destroyed in the first paragraph(if these were in paragraphs...) And new, never before seen enimies! Read on in... PARALLEL WORLDS Note: This story will take place before the series "The A's" (which is now lost in the message board pages...) (It is a normal day in SP.) Samantha:osahetoihaseothow;ahego;haweo;ghnowaehgohoh!!! (Translation: Hi.) Hougan: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... AJ:HA! Andre: I'm....uh...:) Mecha Tails: I'll kill you! YarHarHar: Let's maintain peace.... Soneec: Does anyone care? Zac: I'm evil and good!! Ha! The PAFF is mine... Potato Man: I luv Samy! SonKnuck: That damn server deleated my games again! Andre: Am I human? We're silly :). Mecha Tails: Gr... (Um...yea. As I said, it is a normal day in SP. Suddenly, a blue wormhole opens up.) Wade: How long do we have on this world? Quinn: We have (Psst...wrong fanfic.) Quinn: Sorry. (Now as I was saying, a blue wormhole opened up, and many mysterious figures came out which were cleverly covered up by shadows.) Voice: Finally, we have found this world, and we will destroy the puny members of Sonic Pandamonium!! HAHAHA!!! (Meanwhile at the BGUB...) AJ: Impudint naves! You have the collective I.Q. of a mashed potato! Samantha: Ptoeri lajt! (Translation: Potato man! My love! Pie!!) AJ: Let me take that back, I don't want to insult the mashed potato. (Suddenly, Andre runs in the room with some pie he throws at Samantha. He then gives a report to AJ.) AJ: Hmm....I will meet with them. If what this says is true, the destruction of Sonic Pandamonium and the members will soon be in our grasps! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! What does these reports say? Who were the mysterious people that came out of the wormhole? Will Samantha do...something? Will the return of Knuckle and Kuckles be inimet? Will the Sliders make another apperance? And what will this do with anything in the future? Stay tuned for part 2 of PARALLEL WORLDS! To be continued... PARALLEL WORLDS pt. 2 Somethings Wrong... (We return to the offices of SP. Riochet is busy doing...something.) Riochet: I'm not doing anything, though! (Oh, then lets turn our attention to Shorty.) Shorty: Hi. (Shorty jumps out the first story window.) Shorty: Why would I do a thing like that? (Plot advancement.) Shorty: Sure... (Ok, Shorty walks out the front door to get some fresh air. He is then grabbed by some hands, and they are not Krists.) Shorty: Get off of me! Voice: I will bring you to the master, and then you will die, but not today. Shorty: Thanks, I think... (Something then happens in the shadows. Shorty walks out of the bushes and goes back in the SP HQ.) Shorty: asklf(ahem)hi! Riochet:Hmm... (Shorty then walks up to Soneec.) Shorty: Soneec, I...lost my password into the main system of SP. Soneec: That's great, Shorty. Here, just use this password. Shorty: Thanks.... I just am not used to....nevermind. (Krist then enters the SPHQ. She goes to Shorty.) Krist: Hi, Shorty. (Shorty walks away, without fainting.) Krist: What's wrong with Shorty? Riochet: He was acting strange a few minutes ago, something must have happend! But what? (Suddenly, SonKnuck runs in.) SonKnuck: Let me say something before you- Why is Shorty acting so strange? Who are the mysterious charectors? Where is H.Mac and the rest of the charectors that I have not used yet? Right here. Oh. Will I let SonKnuck get through one sentence? SonKnuck: I ho- Tune in next time for part 3 of PARALLEL WORLDS! Last time, something unkown happen to Shorty, and caused strange changes in his behavior. PARALLEL WORLDS pt 3 Who are you? (Shorty is busy typing at his computer terminal. He is continusly putting down :)'s.) Shorty: :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):). (Shorty then grabs a disk and copies the entire mainframe of SP.) Shorty: Haha! Soon, I will succed! (Shorty then pulls out a walkie-talkie in the shape of a pie and starts to talk into it in Samanthaniese) Shorty: woehr. (Translation: I have copied the entire database of Sonic Pandemonium. When can we have pie?) (Krist then walks in on Shorty as he is saying this.) Krist: Oh my god! (Krist then runs to H.Mac, who appeard out of nowhere.) Krist: H.Mac! Something terrible has happend... H.Mac: What? Krist: I saw Shorty talking in Samanthaneise! (Suddenly, the rest of the SP gang appears[except for Shorty]) Soneec: Are you sure? Krist: Yes! He copied the entire database of SP and plans to give them to the BGUB! Riochet: I knew it! H. Mac: How? Riochet: He was acting strange, and I thought that he accedintly said Samanthanise! (Shorty then walks in.) Shorty: hI1! H.Mac: Oh my god! Krist was right! Shorty: Oops... MechaTails: Get Him! (The SP gang then chase Shorty in the manner of Scooby-Doo.) Shorty: PIE!!! SonKnuck: He said the wor- (SonKnuck then get's hit in the head with a very large pie.) Voice: f0owhgwh30 tgh2hgopjwfoi wjdfpj!!!! (Translation: Hurry! This way!) Krist: Wait, I just wan't to know one thing, are you a clone of Shorty or just brainwashed? Shorty: Neither. (Shorty leaves.) H.Mac: Neither!? What is that supposed to mean? Soneec: Did Shorty really turn on us? (Suddenly, David The Lurker! appears in a see-through form, but no one can hear him.) Sailknuck: Look, it's that kid! H.Mac: I belive his name is David The Lurker! Riochet: I think that he is trying to say something... (David TL! then dissapears.) Riochet: Forget it. What will happen next? Will SonKnuck regain consiousus(sp?)? What has trully happend to Shorty? Will we EVER find out what the mysterious charectors are? Does David The Lurker! Have any importance what so ever? Stay tuned! To be continued... PARALLEL WORLDS pt.5 secrets reveald (SonKnuck is in the intensive care unit of SP. He is in a coma, but no one is paying attention to him, because of the fact that he has been resurected so many times.) H.Mac: He should wake up soon. (Suddenly, we see what is going on in SonKnucks mind. He is alone, floating in space.) SonKnuck: I'm flying! Cool! (No, you're floating.) SonKnuck: Are you sure? (Anyway, SonKnuck runs into David...The Lurker!) SonKnuck: Who? David TL!: Me! SonKnuck: Oh. David TL!: I have some importint news concerning Shorty! SonKnuck: How do you know Shorty? David TL!: Gr.. (As David TL! trys to convince SonKnuck that he really is part of Sonic Pandemonium, AJ, Andre, and the rest of the BGUB are at their base.) Shorty: Here is the disc. AJ: HAHA! Now, we shall finally defeat the members of SP! Voice: After that, you shall destroy our pests, correct? AJ: Of corse, - (We then go back to SonKnucks mind.) SonKnuck: Of corse! Now I remember you! David TL!: Finally! SonKnuck: You're the janitor! David TL!: NO! SonKnuck: What did you want to tell me, anyway. David TL!: Right now, you are in a state of suspended animation. SonKnuck: Between life and death? Haven't I already done that? David TL!: This is compleatly differant. SonKnuck: How so? David TL!: Right now, your body is slowly dematerilizing, just like mine has. SonKnuck: That isin't good, right? David TL!: No. The reason this is happening is also the reason Shorty is acting the way he is. SonKnuck: Huh? David TL!: The Shorty you encounterd was from a parallel universe! SonKnuck: WHAT!!??? David TL!: I found out about this universe, but when I did, I went into this void between dimensions. Because you got hit by the pie, you will soon suffer the same fate! You must tell the others while you still can why Shorty is acting the way he is. (David TL! then dissapears and SonKnuck wakes up.) H.Mac: SonKnuck! You're alive! Riochet: How's god? (SonKnuck then starts to dissapear.) SW: My god! SonKnuck: Before I dissapear, I must tell you why Shorty is acting the way he is! It's because- Krist: Shorty! SonKnuck:It's a Shorty from a parallel universe! (SonKnuck then dissapears.) Sailknuk: He's gone! Soneec: Now their's only one thing to do... Mike: Let me guess... Soneec: To the BGUB! (Meanwhile, at the BGUB.) Shorty: Let me go! Voice: NO! Shorty: Who are you? E(vil)Shorty: I'm your evil duplicate from another dimension! Shorty: EShorty: My mission is to destroy the good counterparts of this world! Shorty: But if I'm like AJ, then Soneec would be... (Suddenly, ESoneec walks in.) ESoneec: Wifa sdotrwe pie? [Translation: Wan't some pie?] Shorty: My word! She's like Samantha! ERiochet: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckk! Shorty: Noooooooo! Not Hougan! EH.Mac: I hate blacks, even though I am one! Shorty: Cornielius! ESera: Prick you! Shorty: Amy! ESonKnuck: Quickly, vist my fake roms site SoStH! Shorty: Andre! ESecMan: My luv Sra! Shorty: Potato Man? EShorty: But their is one differance! (EShorty and ESoneec enter a loving embrace.) EShorty: ESecMan is already involved with ESera, for ESoneec came later in our history. Shorty: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1 (Shorty then wakes up.) Shorty: Thank god! It was only a dream. EShorty: Why did you black out for that second after you scremd? Shorty: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! ESoneec: aeroiPieL Coafh 21! [Translation: The history of Pie: Chapter 1] Shorty: NOOO!!!! Is this really how a parlallel version of our gang could have turnd out? Will Shorty survive this treatment? Will our SP gang destroy their evil counterparts? What about the parallel version of the BGUB? Will SonKnuck return? Find out in the next part of PARALLEL WORLDS! PARALLEL WORLDS pt. 6 The GGUB and A-SAP Last time: >SonKnuck: Of corse! Now I remember you! >David TL!: Finally! >SonKnuck: You're the janitor! >(SonKnuck then starts to dissapear.) >SW: My god! >SonKnuck: Before I dissapear, I must tell you why Shorty is acting the >way he is! It's because it's a Shorty from a parallel universe! >ESoneec: aeroiPieL Coafh 21! >[Translation: The history of Pie: Chapter 1] >Shorty: NOOO!!!! Now: (The gang of Sonic Pandemonium are busy walking to the BGUB to find the evil counterparts of themselves.) Soneec: We must continue! We don't know how our counterparts are! Mine, of corse, must be the smart one, becase I'm smart in this world, it would be just like the evil Sonic Parallel universe I just suddenly relized exsisted! (Suddenly, ESoneec jumps out from behind a bush.) Soneec: It's my evil counterpart! ESoneec: eohfewhf PIE! [Translation: Where's my pie!] H.Mac: The translator for Samanthaniese worked! But that would mean that it's also ESoneecise... Soneec: I'm Samantha!? Riochet: Seems that way... Soneec: NO! (Suddenly, the rest of the parallel versions of SP pop-out. Each member encounters themselves. Any not listed in the previous part just act like extras) Ultra Sailknuck: Hey! (Well, what am I supposed to do?) Riochet: How can I be Hougan? H.Mac: And me Cornielius? Soneec: Damn parallel universe..... EShorty: I am evil Shorty, leader of Anti-Sonic Adventure Pandamonium! We shall soon take over this parallel version of ourselves, and then...the WORLD!! HAHAHAHA!!! Come, my love... ESoneec:ehgi leivoe? [Translation: What's love?] (The A-SAP Riochet: A-SAP? A sap! Ha! (Yes...the A-SAP leave.) YarHarHar: Could we really have turned out this way? Voice: I'm afraid so. All: Huh? (They all turn to see...SAMANTHA!) Soneec: Ahh! It's you! I must... Riochet: Wait! She spoke english! H.Mac: She must be... GSamantha: That's right, I'm the good version of the Samantha Clarfet you know. (The rest of the GGUB appear.) GAJ: We are the members of the Good Guy Underground Base. We were driven underground by your evil counterparts. GAndre: I was once the runner of Sonic Pandemonim, until Shorty begain his Anti-Sonic Adventure campaign. In this universe, it was stopped. But in our universe, we did not have the neccesary fire power. GHougan: The duplicates that you have encounterd that are almost the same used to be part of our SP, but turnd to their side. H.Mac: Seems so familer, yet so differant.. GCornielius: We now call upon you, the members of the succesful Sonic Pandemonium, to help us destroy the A-SAP group and we will help you destroy your BGUB group. Merri/Azura/Cynthia/?: Then lets go! H.Mac: Not so fast, young one. We must make a plan. When have we ever gone into battle without a plan? Rlan: Umm...H.Mac? H.Mac: What? Rlan: When was the last time we had a plan? H.Mac: Oh yea...let's go. (Meanwhile, in the cell of Shorty.) Shorty: Stop it!!! ESoneec[recording]: The etiwo P{ie agie ! [Translation: The entire pie went to the promised land, wheir the prophicy was fufilled.] Will Shorty explode? Where is SonKnuck? Will the SP no-plan work like it has before? Will Soneec kill her parallel version of herself? Stay tuned! Parallel Worlds pt. 7 How long is this? Last time: >ESoneec: eohfewhf PIE! >[Translation: Where's my pie!] >H.Mac: The translator for Samanthaniese worked! But that would mean >that it's also ESoneecise... >Soneec: I'm Samantha!? >Riochet: Wait! She spoke english! >H.Mac: She must be... >GSamantha: That's right, I'm the good version of the Samantha Clarfet >you know. Now: (The members of SP and GGUB are running to the BGUB. They have no plan, just like before.) H.Mac: We must find Shorty! He knows what is going on inside! Soneec: We also need to free SonKnuck! Riochet: We need to get the disc back, because somehow, when are database was recorded, it was deleated. MechaTails: Is beef truly what's for dinner? Soneec: Shut up. Zac: HA! I will help you win, yet I will also help you lose! MechaTails: I hate you! Soneec: Shut up. (As the members of Sonic Pandemonium continue to fight, the members of A-SAP are planning somehting sinister.) EShorty: We must destroy one member of SP! He is also in are ranks, as well as GGUB and BGUB! He is...Zac! AJ: But why Zac? He has sometimes been a useful member of our fight! EShorty: He must be destroyed because of... Samantha: Poateo an! EShorty: Shut up. Shorty: Get me out of here! EShorty: No! Now, as I was saying... (As EShorty reveals his plan, the SP gang continue their trek to the BGUB.) GSamantha: Do you always fight like this? Soneec: Unfortunatly... GAndre: Maby that's why we didn't win? GAJ: I doubt it. (While MechaTails and Zac engage in a fist-fight, they magiclly find oil.) GAJ: On second thought... (Menwhile, back at the BGUB.) AJ: This will be a great deversion! Andre(dressed as a crocodile): Are you sure? AJ: Of corse! Samantha: I hve ghe gat peio. [Translation: I have the video tape.] AJ: Haha.. (The SPG continue on and on.) GHougan: Shouldn't we have gotten their by now? Riochet: Probobly... Dezmond: Hey! Why didn't we just take the plane? H.Mac: SonKnuck had the keys. Dezmond: Oh. (Suddenly, Andre jumps out of a bush. He's wearing the crocodile suit.) Andre: LAAAAA, LALALALALA! Soneec(puzzeld): Andre, what the hell are you doing now? Andre: Don't send me into the sun! Riochet: What? Andre: Where are my eyes? H.Mac: Seems like something Samantha would...wait, I almost forgot! Andre is Samantha! It makes perfect sense! Andre: Sent into Mars space Rocket Man! W.Shatner: Rock-et Maaaan! SecMan: What the... W.Shatner: TAMBOURINE MAN!!! Ultra Sailknuck: Where did he come from? SecMan: For once, I'm speechless. (While everyone is distracted, EShorty kidnapps Zac.) Zac: Help! Soneec: Did you hear something? W.Shatner: That man kidnappd that other guy! Beam me up, Scotty! (W.Shatner then dissapears.) Andre: Did he just (A piano then falls on Andre.) SecMan: At least that got him to shut up. GAJ: Wait a minute! It makes perfect scense now! H.Mac: What? GAJ: I know why EShorty kidnapped Zac! Riochet: Why? GAJ: Because Zac is the constent in all universes! He is both good and bad in all universes. If he is destroyed by one of the evil counterparts of yourselves, then the fate of both of our universes are in jepordy! Andre(under piano): I'll take stupid plot convinances for 500, Alex! GAJ: If he is killed by one of them, then our worlds will merge together, causing overpopulation, and the colaspe of the worlds political system. SEGA could also be destroyed, with the return of Anti SA! Merri/Azura/Cynthia/?:That's not good, is it? GAJ: NO, but I would sugest a shorter name for you. Cynthia: I should just be called Cynthia, but the author can't seem to stop writting all my past names. GAJ: He just did. Cynthia: Wait, you're right! (Time passes, and they somehow get into the BGUB) Soneec: How? (I don't know.) Soneec: You're the writter, though. (I'm just insane.) Soneec: Oh. (Anyway, they reach Shorty's cell.) Krist: Shorty! Are you alive? Shorty: The pie...it frightens...a:/b:/c:/d:/e:/f:/g:/.... H.Mac: My god, he's been exsposed by much more pie torture then any known human on the planet! It's a wonder he's still this sane. Shorty: Help... Voice: That's more then you'll be! Shorty: No, not again... Riochet: It's.. EShorty: Evil Shorty! Haha! And now you must go against a plot convinance that I found in the closet! (50,000 Zac clones suddenly appear.) EShorty: You'll never stop me from destroying Zac! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Soneec: Shut up. Will the gang escape with any sanity left? Will W.Shatner reappear for no apparant reason? Will the gang save Zac? Will pie rule the world? And what of SonKnuck? SonKnuck: Just do somehing about me for god's sake! God: You called? All this and more on the next part of... PARALLEL WORLDS! PARALLEL WORLDS pt.8 Zac Last time... >Zac: Help! >Soneec: Did you hear something? >W.Shatner: That man kidnappd that other guy! Beam me up, Scotty! >GAJ: Because Zac is the constent in all universes! If he is killed by >one of them, then our worlds will merge together, causing >overpopulation, and the colaspe of the worlds political system. SEGA >could also be destroyed, with the return of Anti SA! >EShorty: Now you must go against a plot convinance that I found in >the closet! >(50,000 Zac clones suddenly appear.) >EShorty: You'll never stop me from destroying Zac! >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! >Soneec: Shut up. And now... EShorty: Zac Clones...destroy them! Zac Clones: Yes, Master! Shorty: l:/m:/n:/o:/ SecMan: Get a hold of yourself, man! (SecMan slaps Shorty) Shorty: P:...thanks. (EShorty leaves) Krist: He left! Soneec: We know that! Rlan: Quickly, we need to do something! Riochet: Rlan, you run to the left. Shorty, to the right, Soneec, you go to the back, and I'll take the front. When we do, we'll confuse them with annoying statements such as "the pineapple will emerge with the chease in the quarterly report!" Rlan: Huh? Riochet: Just do it! (So they do, and they are sucesfull) Riochet: See, I told you it would work! (Meanwhile, in the empty vastness of...wherever, Sonknuck floats around, and meets again with David TL) SonKnuck: You again! David TL: Yes, it's me. SonKnuck: So, how do we get out? David TL: I haven't been able to figure it out yet. SonKnuck: Then what do we do? David TL: We need to trust the SP gang, they'll know what to do. SonKnuck: But what if they just think I'm dead, and that I'll be resurected some time soon? David TL: Why would they think that? SonKnuck: Because I dissapeard. David TL: Well, up for a game of tidilywinks? (So, being absolutly bored, SonKnuck goes along with the game. Meanwhile, at the BGUB...) Shorty: Shouldn't SonKnuck be resurected by now? Riochet: Mabye he's not dead. Perhaps he's suspended in limbo between parallel worlds and is stuck playing a game of tidilly winks. Rlan: Sure, and I'm the king of France hopping on a pogo stick! Soneec: Enough of that! We need to stop our evil counterparts evil plans... Riochet: If only we knew where they were and what they were doing... (Let's go see that right now) Riochet: Yay! (Sorry, just the reader, not you) Riochet: Why didn't you just say that? (So, anyway, somewhere else at the BGUB) EShorty: Ha ha! So, ESoneec, little does that twerp AJ know that once I destroy this world's SP, that I shall also destroy him, and make this the grounds for my greatest creation yet, the MEGA ULTRA SUPER HYPER DESTRUCTO DUST HILL VAPORIZER 3000!!! ESoneec: sp ylsn. (Translation: Stop yelling!) EShorty: Sorry. EH.Mac: But what about Andre? EShorty: We shall dress him up as a lobster, and forced him to work in the mines! EH.Mac: What mines? EShorty: The ones I'll make later! Now stop bothering me! I need to do something fancy! EH.Mac: Grr... (EH.Mac walks away) EH.Mac: That EShorty doesn't know what he's talking about! He will cause out downfall! The only reason we won on our world was that their SP was a pushover, with hardly any types of defenses. However, this world is much different, and will cause our downfall. (Meanwhile, the SP gang continue to walk) H.Mac: When will all these corridors stop? Krist: Beats me. SW: Hey guys! SecMan: Simon Wai!? What are you doing here! SW: Just taking a stroll, and somehow I ended up here! I have no idea how, though... Soneec: We're looking for Zac. Have you seen him? SW: Sure. He's right there. (Simon Wai then points at Zac, who's sitting in the cell in front of them) Soneec: Thanks. SW: Now, where is the bathroom? (SW walks away) Shorty: Zac! Are you allright? Zac: What do you ****ing think!?! I've been trapped in this ****ing cell with this ****ing food and hearing these annoying ****ing sounds! Why do I ****ing care about some ****ing pie!? GAJ: He act's just like our Zac. Zac: Get me out of here! (So they do) Zac: Thanks. Voice: But you're too late! (Everyone turns around to see...) Shorty: Oh boy, not again... EShorty: Yes, it is I, EShorty, here to plauge you once again! It seems that you have escaped my trap, but once I destroy Zac, you will be put into total chaos! Hahahaha! Voice: Not so fast! (Everone turns around to see...) Zac: What the...? OZac: Yes, it is me, the other Zac! You do realise that you will have to destroy me before you can even think about destroying these worlds? EShorty: Of course I did, but I felt that I needed to destroy this Zac first, because he is not trusting of me... ESoneec: ys, nw icn lv bece! hahaha! (Translantion: Yes, and then we can live in peace, with our new rule on all the worlds! Hahahahaha!) ERiochet: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Riochet: I can't take it! (Riochet then shoots ERiochet with a really big gun) ERiochet: Ow, that hurt... (ERiochet falls to the ground) EShorty: You think you can destroy my army that easily? You'll have to thing twice! (Suddenly, a bright flash....flashes) Shorty: What the...? SecMan: It's impossible, but true! Soneec: The two Zac's... GAndre: They've... EShorty: Merged! Haha! My plan will still succeed! Zacs: That's what you think! What does this mean for the SP gang, the BGUB, the A-SAP, and the GGUB? Will they be destoyed or saved by this mysterious being? And what of SonKnuck? Find out in the next episode of.... Parallel Worlds! Parallel Worlds part 9 1+1=1 Last time... >Shorty: What the...? >SecMan: It's impossible, but true! >Soneec: The two Zac's... >GAndre: They've... >EShorty: Merged! Haha! My plan will still succeed! >Zacs: That's what you think! And now... Zacs: As a being of both worlds, I have powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. There is no way you can destroy me! EShorty: I may not be able to destroy you, but my plan to combine the worlds will still work! Chaos will insure! EH.Mac: You idiot! Don't you see!? The SP gang on this world is different then the one's on our world! You have no chance to win! EShorty: Enough from you! This plan will suceed! (ESoneec brings out a really big machine, and EShorty presses some buttons) EShorty: Now, only one universe will exsist! (A really, really, REALLY big flash happens, and suddenly...) Shorty: What's with the sceneary? Soneec: It's all changed! Riochet: Two coincidings SP's, two coinciding BGUB's, why the madman has combined the two universes! SecMan: I didn't think it was possible, yet it has happened! But, then again, what else can I expect from the SP gang? EShorty: And you can say goodbye to your friends, SonKnuck and David TL! Soneec: I recall the name SonKnuck, but not David TL. Who's that? SW: Wasn't he that guy that was giving away free hotdogs the other day? SecMan: Simon Wai! I though you left. SW: I figured that something strange was going on aroud here, so I followed along...after I found the bathroom, of course. EShorty: Your friends were deatomized once the universes merged, because there was now no where to go! They have been...eliminated! HAHAHAHAHA! SonKnuck: Not really. EShorty: What!? You're alive!? How...? Zacs: I was able to save them before you combined these two universes, and spared their lives from being lost due to your greed. EShorty: Talking all high and mighty now, huh? Zacs: I am more then either Zac you knew. I am an all powerful, all seeing being who can tell that you will not succeed in your quest to destroy the most sucessful SP gang of them all. EH.Mac: I told you! But did you listen? Nooooooooooooo ERiochet: Hey, that's my line! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........ ESoneec: enh~! am me oy oe wh instang erytnk? (Translation: Enough! An I the only one who understands that we need to listen to EShorrty to win?) Rlan: Enough with your phycotic babble, ESoneec! Soneec, I'll give you the honours... Soneec: Thanks. (So, Sonnec kicks the crap out of ESonnec, causing her to transform to her original state, a really big pie) Soneec: So that's the essence of Samantha, huh? (Yep) EShorty: I can't believe you did this! She was the one I loved. Now it will take weeks for her to return to full strengh! Andre! Andre: Yes, sir? Send some of your clones to dispose of that twerp, Soneec. Soneec: A twerp, am I? (She kicks EShorty in the head) EShorty: Ow, that really hurt! (Suddenly, SecMan makes a discovery) SecMan: I made a discovery! If the Zacs are destroyed, we'll all be destroyed! Mechatails: Oh shoot. EShorty: Thanks for telling me! Now, Zac clones! Destroy the Zacs! Zac clones: Yes oh master of disaster. (Zacs quickly dispose of the Zac clones) Zacs: Do you really think you can destroy me with clones of my double selves? Rlan: Um...Zacs, why don't you just demerge? Won't that restore everything? Zacs: I'm afraid not. It will only cause me to be vunerable to attack, and will ultimatly bring this place to even more termoil then it already is. Riochet: But that won't bring destruction? Zacs: No, desruction only occurs when I'm in this form. EShorty: Well then, you will be destroyed once you encounter my MEGA ULTRA SUPER HYPER DESTRUCTO DUST HILL VAPORIZER 3000!!! SonKnuck: Why is the name "Dust Hill" in it? EShorty: Because it seends you to the same fate as the Dust Hill zone, into nothingness! Yahahahaha! YarHarHar: That's not good. Riochet: We need to do something, quick! Soneec: But what? Yes, what shall the SP gang do? Will they be able to stop EShorty from destroying this newly formed combined world, or will they be able to save it and seperate it into there former shapes? Find out in the conclusion of... Parallel Worlds! Parallel Worlds part 10: The Final Conclusion Last Time: >Zacs: I am more then either Zac you knew. I am an all powerful, all >seeing being who can tell that you will not succeed in your quest to >destroy the most sucessful SP gang of them all. >SecMan: I made a discovery! If the Zacs are destroyed, we'll all be >destroyed! >EShorty: Well then, you will be destroyed once you encounter my MEGA >ULTRA SUPER HYPER DESTRUCTO DUST HILL VAPORIZER 3000!!! And now...the conclusion: EShorty: The mega ultra super hyper destructo dust hill vaporizer 3000 is powered by the seven pie emeralds, suppled to me by the members of China Land. Why don't you say hi? Knuckle: Hi Kuckles: hya!! Sonic Caos: Whubub Shorty: Enough! I can't let you tarnish my name anymore! You need to polish it, or else it just will look bad! Riochet: That's telling him Shor...huh? EH.Mac: What's wrong with you, EShorty? Don't you understand that if you destroy Zacs, that you will also destroy yourself, and everyone else on the combined planets? EShorty: You don't understand, do you? That's what I have been trying to do all along! All exepet EShorty: WHAT!?! EShorty: Yes, it's true! Once I found out about the multiple universes that exsist, I became bent on controling them. However, I relise that I can not succed in that. So, I plan on destroying these two worlds! And once I do, it will send reprocusions that will effect every other parallel world in exsistance! No one can stop me! Ha ha ha ha! AJ: You pshyco! You promised me millions! EShorty: Oh yeah...here. (EShorty then shoots AJ millions of times) AJ: Ow... Riochet: Enough with the exsposition! Mechatails: Yea, it's time for major battles! Riochet: That's not what I ment. What I ment was that we really do need a plan this time. Shorty: But we've never had a plan before! Riochet: When the entire multiverse is at stake, I think we do! Soneec: Wait, if there are millions of different versions of ourselfs, it doesn't necessarly mean that they are all evil. If we were to call upon those other versions... Zacs: It is done. (Suddenly, an uncountable number of different versions of the SP gang appear) David TL: Oo boy, that's a lot! Shorty: You're telling me. Soneec42: What's the deal!? I was drinking my morning coffie and Shorty 56: Ahhh! Soneec! You're alive! I though you were destroyed in the great Gamma Wars! Rlan 654: What the hell? Mike S.876: Huh? SW78: I was busy updating my Sonic 1 beta page... SonKnuck 786: Sonic 1 Beta!? All we have is the Sonic 3 Beta... YarHarHar432: I was busy playing Sonic Adventure 3 and... Zacs: Shut up! (Everyone is quiet) Zacs: We need to stop the EShorty from destroying all our worlds! EShorty: Too late!(pushes button) Zacs: Arrgghhh!!!!!! (A blinding flash engulfs the entire group) Narrator: Is TSPG dead? SonKnuck: Where did he come from? Shorty 465: Sorry, we like to keep one around. EShorty: Bwahaha! (Everyone stares with a look of shock. And then...everyone dissapears) (Enter: a dark void) Shorty: No! We're dead! Soneec: Are you sure? David TL: This is not death. SonKnuck: I know this place...this is the void where I was stuck in. David TL: With me. SonKnuck: Oh yeah... H. Mac: Wait a minute...look! (Everyone looks where H.Mac pointed to. And they see the Zacs in midair, along with EShorty) Riochet: It's the Zacs! Zacs: Hello, my friends. Mecha Tails: Are you sure about that? Zacs: I ignore you now, Mecha Tails, because I will be able to seperate these two universes. However, I will be doing this at a great cost. My union will never occur. I may die. SW: Die? Zacs: Yes. I will send you back to your world, TSPG. AJ: What about us, you can't leave us to die! Zacs: I will send you back as well, as I will the rest of the doubles, including the evil that lives here. Shorty: You're not going to destroy them? Zacs: I cannot. However, I will do whatever is in my power to keep them from traveling through the multiverse again. I will seal the passage between the two worlds. SecMan: Will it be permanent? Zacs: I do not know. Now be gone! (Everyone is transported away except Zacs and EShorty) EShorty: Do you really think this is the end of it? Zacs: Of course not. EShorty: And you havn't told them the truth...have you? About how I came here? About what lies in store for them? Zacs: No. And I never will. It is better that they didn't. EShorty: Eventually, though, I will destroy your world, and the multiverse if need be. Zacs: I am from both worlds. EShorty: Whatever. (And yet another flash occurs. How nice) (Meanwhile, TSPG returns to there world) Riochet: We have returned! And everything is back to normal! SecMan: We are alive and well. SonKnuck: But what happened to Zac? (Suddenly, a wormhole opens up in the sky) Mike: Is that... All: Zac! Zac: Yes, it is I, the one and only...well, in this universe. (The wormhole closes) Shorty: Thanks for telling us that. (What, and leave it open?) Shorty: Grr.. Dezmond: Hey, SonKnuck, what's that in your ear? SonKnuck: Huh? Oh, this? Why, it seems to be a tidilywink! Riochet: Did you say...a tidilywink? SonKnuck: Why yes. I was playing it with David TL while I was trapped in the void between the two universes. Riochet: Rlan, come here. I believe you have something to say. Rlan: Oh boy... (Riochet hands Rlan a pogo stick. Rlan hops onto it) Rlan: I'm the King of France! SonKnuck: Doesn't France not have a king? Shorty: At least we're all alive! So, who's hungry? SW: I sure am. Riochet: Let's eat! Anyone here ever have sushi? (And so continues the lives of TSPG, to continue on and on...without hassle until the next time an enemy threatens. And you can be sure that will happen. Good day) The End