Knuckle in China Land
Story 3:  Who Bakes the Pie?

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Knuckle in China Land
Story 3:  Who Bakes the Pie?
A PARODY by David Frisk
(Note:  This story is based off of the infamous hoax by Samantha Clarfet herself!)

In the near future, a person by the name of Samantha Clarfet will become a pest by introducing a hoax.  A PIE hoax.  Here, in it's entirety, is the kinda-true-but-not-really story behind......PIE!!!!!

It is a peaceful day in China Land.  Knuckle and Kuckles are walking around the streets.  They see their friend, Sonic Caos, and yell at him.
"CAAAOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!" yells Knuckle
"OGGABOGGA!!!" yells Kuckles.
"Eh-Oh!" Sonic Caos replies.
"Wht sould we do?" asks Knuckle.
"Bingnomd!" replies Caos.
"Boophglds?"
"HAhaHA!"
While Knuckle and Caos are talking about, uh, something, Kuckles walks away.

"HTKhsdfhtog;seraht;aih!!!!" Kuckles yells at a towel.

Kuckles finds a pie shop and enters it.  He doesn't exit until Tuesday.  While were waiting, lets get back to Knuckle and Caos........

Knuckle and Caos are having a staring contest, having not realized that Kuckles was gone.  Suddenly, Caos asks a question.
"Wo bake the  pie?"
"asl;ihgiowhtro;hi PIE!!!!" Knuckle replies in astonisment.  Neither of them had ever asked where the pie had come from.
"we mst begin a serh!" Caos suggests.  
"Yeppi!" replies Knuckle

Knuckle is standing in a field.  He is holding something sharp that is dripping some red juice.  Caos is behind him.
"wwho bake pie?"
"AH-HA!"

Knuckle and Caos run to the very tall building in the center of China Land.  They run up the side of the building and enter through a window that was closed.  They accedintly throw someone out the window.
"ops!" says Knuckle.
"Who bkes the pie?" questions Caos again.
"AH-HA!" yells Knuckle as he opens a large door.
Inside is a person.  This person is none other then....SAMANTHA CLARFET!
"Who bakes the pie?" asks Caos.
"Bake pi me too-ttot!" replies Samantha.

Kuckles leaves the pie shop, for now it is Tuesday.  
"Whre Knuckle nd Caos?" asks Kuckles to a mop.
Suddenly, a explosion is heard.  The main building has exploded.
"Heeeeee......" Kuckles replies.
Knuckle and Caos appear out of nowhere.
"We ops it!" said Knuckle.
"yapeijo!" yells Kuckles.

And so was....PIE!!!!

Next Time:
Knuckle in China Land 4: The Big Move-
Knuckle and the gang make an unexpected move from China Land, and only Chaos will occur!