Knuckle in China Land
Story 2: The Wonders of Pie

Legal Disclaimer:  All Characters similar to Sonic, Knuckles, etc., are copyrighted SEGA.  The story ideas and situations are based off of ideas created by Samantha Clarfet.  This is for good, clean, fun.  Sonic Chaos is a game, not Sonic the Hedgehogs name.  Beware the flying potatoes.  Hello.  END OF KEGAL STUFF

Knuckle in China Land
Story 2: The Wonders of Pie
A PARODY by David Frisk
(note:  if you hadn't noticed, everything, including the legal disclaimer, is a joke.  Ha ha.)

It's another beautiful day in China Land, that is, if you can call it beautiful.  Knuckle and Kuckles are enjoying there day in the hot sun, and are nearby to pie.  
"Me pie," says Knuckle.
"??????" says Kuckles.
"Hve me never tld u orgin?"
"No."
"Well, I suld strt to."
Knuckle then begins to reveal his origin to Kuckles, even though he has heard it before.  

It began many, many, years ago.  It was before China Land was even built.  A local food merchant was travailing the desolate land with his friend, someone who liked pie a little too much.
"Do you have any pie?" the pie lover said.
"Yo've been eating all my pie!  I'm not giving you anymore." replied the merchant.
"But....but....but...."
"No buts!"
The pie lover pretends to be sad, but then makes a surprise attack on the merchant.
"Give me the PIE!!!" yelled the pie man.  
"Never...," the merchant mumbled.
"The pie fell to the ground, and the two people stopped fighting.
"The pie is spoiled!"
"NOOOOOOOO!" yells the pie man, who goes into a state of shock.  He throws his backpack to the ground, and the two men leave.  However, the man forgot to take out his daughter in the backpack.  People forgot this child completely, but legend has it that the young child's name was Samantha...

During the time that no one was near the land, the pie mutated, and began to make "intelligent" life forms.  Eventually, a city appeared out of nowhere.  For no perticular reason, it was called China Land.  

"and tht s mi orgn!"
Suddenly, someone from another land appears.  "Pie sucks."
"What?!!?" the two friends yell.  The take the pie and throw it at the intruders.  They leave, pie infected.
"Me like pie!!!" they yell together.
Sonic Caos appears out of nowhere, and the friends swim in the pie swimming pool, which also appeared out of nowhere.

And so continues.....Knuckle in China Land!

So, what do you think of this episode?  Was it stupid?  Was the origin really dumb? (I made this one in 15 minutes)  If this one was not depth enough, they will be soon!

Coming Soon!:
Knuckle in China Land 3: Who Bakes the Pie?
Knuckle and the gang have fun trying to figure out the question, "Who will bake the pie?"  Based off the unfamous hoax by Samantha Clarfet herself!

Knuckle in China Land 4: The Big Move
Knuckle and the gang make an unexpective move from China Land...