Pointless Fic. (Optional to read)

Posted by Anony One on July 31, 2000 at 22:02:46

Another Boring Day at TPCG. Ami was playing video games, Lil Hedgie and Chaochi were eating candy, Edge was working on fics, SonKnuck was working on fics. Sonique was working on updating SoL. Shorty and Riochet were out getting pizza. Munkee was drawing and Anony was not present. 
Sonique: Almost done. Done! Time to call another meeting for no reason. *Presses button* Attention Everyone! Report to the confernece room for no reason at all* 

Everyone sits, and talks. 

Sonique: Rode call, newbies first. Anonymous One. 

*Crickets Chirp*

Sonique: Come'on people! 

Anony: Am I late? *Goldie flies out onto table* 

Everyone gasps. 

Edge: What is it? 

Munkee: A chao! 

Sonique: Bring out the chao! *Presses button and foghorn sounds* 

All the chao march in and hop onto table.

Moody: What's up?

Sonique: Analize this new chao. 

Yerher: Let's see. Five Months, good health. Who's your owner kid.

Goldie: That lazy guy over there *Points to Anony who's sleeping* 

SonKnuck: Oh. Is he good? 

Chaochi: I think so. *Holds out two fingers* Peace.

Goldie: Peace.

LH: Stay away from that Chao! His owner is the Anony One!

Anony: *Snore*

TLoB: *Hits him in the head with newspaper* Wake up!

Anony: What did I miss breakfast?

Goldie: I have been excepted into the chaos!

Anony: Have fun.

Sonique: Okay. Dismissed!

Everybody goes ou to their own buissness while Anony goe into his room. Anony sits and writes.And writes some more.

Ami: What exactly are you doing? 

Anony: I don't know. For some reason I haven't been myself.

Ami: Such as?

Anony: Never mind. 

Ami: Well just to tell ya everyone's going down to Lil Hedgie's tavern or pool. You gonna go? 

Anony: No.

Ami: K now I see your not urself. Bye. 

Everybody swims eight feet down in candy and to the left to find LH's tavern. 

LH: Welcome everyone!

Edge: *yawn*

SonKnuck: La dee da.

Sonique: *Dives in pool* Come'in everyone! The water's great!

*Everyone jumps in* Anony just shows up an sits on a chair. Riochet opens the tavern door quickly knocking Anony into the pool. 

Riochet: Look what the Chaos did!

Everyone runs up to the surface to see the chaos racing on a little race track on little go carts. 

Goldie: Off the road! *Sends Chaochi flying into a little branch* 

Chaochi: Hey!

Goldie: Hahahah *Forces Moody off*

Moody: Whatch it pal!

Goldie: Ye hooo! *Sends yerher off* 

Yerher: Cool it!

Sonique: Control your Chao!

Anony: Okay!

Shorty: You better!

Anony: Come'on Goldie. TO the Chao camp. 

The Pointless End