Author Comment Anonyme Un X Lesson 1: Anonyme Un X means Anonymous One X in French Posts: 21 (7/5/01 9:00:58 am) Reply Happy July 5th! (Fic that is finished! Read!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Before I begin. I apologize for anyone offended. And I picked people for this fic by posting a topic recently. Also Anony has a new look. He is human with brown hair and green eyes. Now you may read. July 5th SonKnuck walks into the room. SONKNUCK: Do you all know what today is? LIL: Hmm... If yesterday was July 4th....today must be...*counts fingers* SONKNUCK: *sigh* LIL: Wait I almost got it! SONKNUCK: *rolls eyes* LIL: DANG! I lost count! Riochet is behind Lil and SonKnuck on a couch. RIOCHET: It's July 5th! SHORTY: *Pops out of one of the cushions in the couch* Riochet! When did you become so smart!? RIOCHET: It must have happened over night! Now where is my pet snake? SONKNUCK: Well, Riochet was closest. Today is 2 months and 4 days after my birthday! Waitaminute! Pet snake? SHORTY: Why celebrate 2 months and 4 days after your birthday? SONKNUCK: I am the boss! And I tell you all what to do! Now! Throw a party! Everybody but SonKnuck runs out of the room. SONKNUCK: Pet snake!? Outside everyone is decorating and Seven X is cleaning the pool. SEVEN X: Waitaminute! Why am I cleaning the pool!? SETH: Because we all are very fond of your ability to clean. SEVEN X: I haven't cleaned my room since...THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISINESS! SETH: *Laughs* MUNKEE: So, who is doing the cooking? Anony pokes Lil with a fork. LIL: *Jumps foward* OW! MUNKEE: OK Lil, GET TO WORK! ANONY: Aw, man! I wanted to cook! MUNKEE: No problem. You can help. ANONY: *to self* Dang! LIL: Heh. SONKNUCK: Okay people! The party starts in a half hour! Be back here in swimming atire. Riochet! Take a shower first! RIOCHET: *dives into pool and swims up* What!? SONKNUCK: Nevermind! *pause* Are you wearing you shoes? RIOCHET: *looks at his feet* Oh yeah! I must have forgotten to take them off. A half hour later. RUSTY: Weeee! Party! *begins to jump into pool* SONKNUCK: HOLD IT! Rusty stops in mid air. RUSTY: What!? SONKNUCK: I never said the party started. ALL: What!? SONKNUCK: Okay. IT can start. Rusty falls into the pool. In the kitchen. ANONY: Okay Lil, turn that knob in circles 3 times. That one counter turn one half. That one pull out and push in a lot. LIL: Whoa! Have you used one of these before? ANONY: What? Heck no! LIL: *anime face for very afraid* I am gonna go to the party, I'll leave the cooking to you! ANONY: Okay! Byeeeee! *waves to Lil as she leaves* Outside. SHORTY: Did someone hear a big boom? RIOCHET: Must have been fireworks. LIL: *in mind* must be Anony's cooking. SONKNUCK: Everything is going swell! Waitaminute! Pet snake! SEVEN X: *pulling a snake off her in the pool* Help! Help! It really is hard. All Ignore Her. SEVEN X: *Pulls off the snake and kills it* Hahahahahahah! I am Seven X! Snake Hunter! SETH: That wasn't very funny. SEVEN X: Hey! Do you want a piece of me!? SETH: I wasn't talking to you! *looks at screen* I was talking to them. SEVEN X: *looks at screen* We're being watched? SETH: *nods* SEVEN X: *runs away screaming* AAAAAHHHH! We're being watched! Lil is sleeping on her towel. With her teddy bear. SHORTY: Yo! SonKnuck! Help me throw her into the pool! SONKNUCK: *snicker* They throw Lil into the pool. LIL: Ahhhh! Rusty: Wait! Why is she in the fic more then me? SHORTY: Shutap! *pushes Rusty on top of Lil* Meanwhile....Many many many miles away. A shadowy figure is watching TPCG and their party. S. FIGURE: Just you wait Anony. I will be after you soon enough. I WILL get that stone from you! Then I will make sure the universe ends. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!* *What was he talking about? You will find out in Fall!