Super Anony Advance Awarded for Most Frequent Name Changes Posts: 29 (4/4/02 6:35:02 pm) Reply Anony Chronicles Chapter 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANONY CHRONICLES-NUMBER ONE NARRATOR: Hello, I’m the narrator. Do you know what time it is? LITTLE KIDS: Blue’s Clues! NARRATOR: Yes, Blue-no! It’s time for- SHORTY: Time for me to take over the world! Ahahaha! NARRATOR: Shorty, what are you doing in an audience of little shits-I mean kids? SHORTY: Eh…I dunno. Just hanging out. NARRATOR: All right, let’s just get this damn fic started. It’s time for… Anony Chronicles! NARRATOR: TPCG HQ. One month after Anony’s Death. (Lil and Lily are arguing over who gets the can of Sprite) LIL: It’s MINE! LILY: Hell no! It’s my Sprite! LIL: No way! EDGE: (From other side of the room) Hey, Lily! Come here for a second! LIL AND LILY: OK! (Pause) HE MEANT ME! (Lil and Lily fight some more) (SonKnuck and Munkee watch from a hidden platform upstairs.) SONKNUCK: I don’t get it…DNA tests that I took in Anony’s lab show that Lil and Lily aren’t parallel to each other. MUNKEE: So who exactly is Lily? SONKNUCK: I don’t know. She’s harmless. That I know. She would’ve tried something already. MUNKEE: Hmm…. this is getting out of hand. We need to give her a nickname so there is no confusion. How about L2? SONKNUCK: Heh, maybe. But…. there is something else wrong. MUNKEE: Huh? SONKNUCK: Remember when we removed the MLB Satellite Dish that fell on Anony? How…there was no body? MUNKEE: Yeah? SONKNUCK: Maybe he is still alive somewhere. MUNKEE: But wouldn’t he come back here? SONKNUCK: You know Anony. He can’t find his way to his room half the time. MUNKEE: True…are you saying we should go look for him? SONKNUCK: Maybe…but quietly. We don’t want anyone else to notice. MUNKEE: L2 still doesn’t know that Anony’s dead does she? SONKNUCK: Not yet…Munkee. Go look in places you think Anony is likely to be. MUNKEE: No, he’s not in the microwave. I just checked there. SONKNUCK: … NARRATOR: At dinner… SONKNUCK: Hey, Lily. LIL AND LILY: Yeah? SONKNUCK: No, Newbie-Lily. LIL: Awww… LILY: (sticks her tongue out at Lil) Neh! SONKNUCK: Lily, to prevent confusion…we are going to give you the nickname L2. LILY: L2? Why? Why can’t she be L2? LIL: Cause I was here first! (Sticks her tongue out at L2) Neh! RIOCHET: Pass the toxic meatloaf! EDGE: It isn’t toxic, Riochet. It’s just…. why is it green? JACKO: Sam I am! Don’t you like Green Eggs and Ham? EDGE: Your name isn’t Sam. And that is not Green Eggs and Ham! JACKO: Oh damn! NARRATOR: A week goes by. One night, SonKnuck is standing by the window in his room. SONKNUCK: (Holds up a walkie-talkie) Hey, Munkee! Are you there? >MUNKEE: Yeah, I am. Great news! I got some info on Anony! SONKNUCK: Yeah? >MUNKEE: He isn’t dead. A boat rental manager said he had a customer who looked like Anony. He played the security video. I’ll play you the audio. >>ANONY: (chewing gum) Hey, do you have a boat that I can rent? >>BOAT GUY: Yeah sure, kid! >>ANONY: Heh, great! I got to get away from those losers at TPCG! SONKNUCK: WHAT WAS THAT? >>BOAT GUY: Here you go, kid! Don’t get lost! It’s dark out! >>ANONY: (blows a bubble) Don’t worry. Nobody knows it, but I am great with boats…I am just going to go find an island and claim it to be Anony Land! >>BOAT GUY: You do that… SONKNUCK: Did he call us losers? >MUNKEE: Yeah, I think so. SONKNUCK: HE WILL PAY! >MUNKEE: SonKnuck, I think it is our own faults for that. Remember? We did yell at him. SONKNUCK: Yeah…too bad. I was going to go get my rifle…Munkee, come back here so we can leave to go to Party Land tomorrow… you can resume your search another time. >MUNKEE: Okay…if you say so. NARRATOR: And so, on April 2nd…TPCG is at Party Land. SONKNUCK: We must stop the bad guys. We won’t let them destroy Party Land! Right gang? (Everyone’s either sleeping, playing catch, or wandering around aimlessly) SHORTY: Yeah, sure SonKnuck. MIKE: Oh crap! SONKNUCK: What is it? MIKE: I stepped in some gum! SONKNUCK: Gum? But gum comes from tourists…and there are none on Party Land…except…. ANONY CHEWS GUM! MIKE: What? Anony? SONKNUCK: Oh crap…I shouldn’t have said that out loud! MIKE: That’s my line… SONKNUCK: Munkee…Come here. Mike…go there… MUNKEE: Yeah? SONKNUCK: Anony is somewhere on Party Land. I found gum on the floor. Anony was chewing gum in that video! We will find him as we stop the bad guys… (Sonic is throwing a paper airplane in the background) SONIC: Hey! Look at it go! Duna dun dun! Duna dun dun baaaaaaaa! To be continued in SonKnuck's Fic….