Author Subject Anony One X TPCG Forumer posts: 7 (12/7/00 4:20:39 pm) Reply How Tonic Stole Christmas ch 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry if I offended anyone. How Tonic Stole Christmas! It's December and all off TPCG is getting ready for Christmas........except for Anony and Kim. They sat and watched everyone put up decorations and lights. Riochet and Lil were decorating the Christmas tree, Ami and Shorty were hanging up several misletoe (Which Riochet destroyed several times for his own secret reasons) TL and Seth were putting stockings up. "This is getting funny," Anony commented. "Yeah, all this work for Christmas," Kim added. "I guess we are lazy, all we have is a menorah and potato pankakes," Anony put in. "Guess so," Kim added. Munkee ran around all over yelling how many days till Christmas. Rusty was anging upside down from the ceiling because he was tied up with lights (Be nice Shorty!) Lastly, SonKnuck was putting on the huge star on the Christmas tree. H.Mac walked up to Anony and Kim. "Don't you guys wanna help?" he asked. "Not really," Kim replied. "I am really lazy," Anony added. "Come on! You are a wizard and phsycic! I think you can do something!" H.Mac protested. "Nope, can't help ya," Anony said without care. H.Mac walked away angirly. "He really should change his name to Lazy One," H.Mac spat. "Say what now?" Anony asked. "Nevermind," H.Mac ran off. Edge walked up to Anony. "Ya know, just because your jewish and don't celebrate this holiday dpoesn't mean you have to have an attitude!" Edge yelled. "What attitude?" Anony said as Shorty began to test the lights. Every single one of them lit up. Within 5 seconds there was a brown out. Anony laughed hysterically. Everyone got really mad at Anony and Anony left snickering with an evil grin on his face. Several members on TPCG said really mean comments. Anony walked into his lab on level 40,025. As he walked accross the bridge he heard Christmas songs played. He looked down the millions of the feet and saw a cd player that said, "Merry Christmas Moron!" Anony jumped down. He held up the CD player and crushed it with his hand. "That wasn't very nice," a voice said. Anony turned around. To see a familiar face. Author Subject Anony One X TPCG Forumer posts: 9 (12/8/00 3:15:49 pm) Reply How Tonic Stole Christmas ch2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 2 "Tsk, tsk, tsk. Show your holiday spirit, Anony!" Yelled Andyman. Anony got into attacking position. "What the hell are you doing at TPCG base!?" Anony asked. "Well, ya know. You are my former friend from the summer. I have a dog too who can smell things," Andyman turned around to see his dog smelling his ass. Andyman got an anime sweatdrop. (I never told anyone this but before I came to TPCG I was friends with Andyman which all changed when I made my first post and he got angry with me) Anony hovered a few feet in the air, and started forming a ball of electricity. "Oh no you don't!" Andyman shot a liquid substance which covered Anony's hands. "Crap!" Anony yelled. He paused for a second. "Aren't you jewish?" "Yeah, but I celebrate Christmas at my aunt's house," Andyman replied. "What is your deal. Why are you here?" Anony asked. "Oh nothing, just here to kill you." Andyman said sarcasticly. Andyman raised his cannon. "Sigh, sorry this had to end so soon." Anony lifted up his hand and punched Andyman in his robotic eye. "Arg! Well it isn't over yet!" Andyman took his cannon and fired it at Anony enough times to ensure death. Anony lied on the floor, lifeless. "Well, come on, Spike. Time to return to base," Andyman turned to his dog to see he was humping one of Anony's freezing tubes. "Get off that!" Andyman tried to pull Spike back but Spike was frozen to the freezing tube. "Oh dear," Andyman too his cannon and shot a small laser to melt the ice, "Now, let's go!" Andyman grabbed Spike and launched out of Anony's lab. Upstairs in TPCG's Living room. Everything was completed. It was maybe 11:00pm and most people were exausted. "Man, I'm tired," Seven X walked around observing all the decorations. Edge followed. Mike was somehow walking on the ceiling looking at the Christmas tree from a strange point of view. Riochet destroyed the missletoe. Again. Rusty was still hanging from the ceiling with lights. "I'm off to sleep for two days!" Tae-shi yelled as she walked to her room. Many went to their own rooms for the night. Kim headed back to her room. Author Subject Anony One X TPCG Forumer posts: 30 (12/24/00 8:06:51 pm) Reply Tonic is STEALING Christmas (fic) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Andyman was flying toward Flicky Island. He passed over miles of ocean that night, and after hours of flight, Flicky Island set sight. "Where are you?" Andyman asked. "Two days till Anony's unmasked!" "I know!" Tonic said. "But he's supposed to be dead!" "Sorry, couldn't handle it." Andyman responded, "Say, can we sop rhyming? This isn't Doctor Sues!" "Gladly, I was getting the blues." Tonic climbed onto a slay. "I will be back by morning! Get ready for tuesday! TPCG's Christmas will be ruined!" Tonic turned the key, and the slay headed to TPCG. TPCG was filled with joy. Everyone was filled with hype about Christmas. "Say, has anyone seen Anony?" Seth asked. "No, I haven't." TL responded. "Probably avoiding Christmas," Shorty suggested. "That isn't like him," Kim replied. "Well, where is he?" TL asked. "His room I guess," Kim answered. "I'LL CHECK!" Lil ran around the four with sugar pouring from her pockets. "Okay....Just don't jurt-" Shorty was interupted by Lil running off. Lil opened the door to Anony's room. Femail Voice: Welcome Lil, select location. "Uh...Where Anony is, I guess." Lil answered. F. Voice: I am sorry, Lil. Anony is not present. "WHAT!?" Lil yelped. "Um, What is Anony's current status?" F. Voice: Scanning.....*Pause* Anony is currently deceased. "WHAT!? Are you sure?" Lil asked. Male Voice: Hey! I am a computer, I know all! Outside.... "Almost there!" Tonic yelled. He looked out the side of the slay which was flying high over land. The wind blew back his spines as he smiled with glee. "There it is! Down there!" Tonic looked at TPCG HQ. "Wait!" Tonic yelled, "It's still light! This can't be right," Inside.... "We are gonna be up all night!" Seth yelled. Outside.... "Oh hell!" Tonic owered the slay on the roof of TPCG. Inside.... "I know Anony isn't dead!" Lil yelled. M. Voice: HE IS! The power goes off. "Eeeep!" Lil yelled. "What's going on?" Lil asked, nervously. The vent above Lil opened up. Tonic's smiling face, gave Lil a glump. (Whatever the hell that is) "Oh!" Tonic jumped. Tonic took out a sleeping bomb, (Which Andyman's dog previously humped). "What are you gonna do with that?" Lil asked. "Oh, steal Christmas." Tonic said casually. "I won't let you!" Lil yelled. Battle Mode. Lil: TRANSFORMATION! *Lil turns to Tae-shi* Tonic: Bomb throw! *Throws sleeping bomb at Tae-shi* Tae-shi slashes the bomb in mid air with her claws. Tonic: You fool! Tae-shi: *Woozy* Uh oh.... Tonic:*Half asleep* Nooo.... Inside the elevator shaft. The rope snaps and The elevator falls down the thousands of floors until collision with the bottom and explodes. "...." Tonic lie unconcious. While Tae-shi hung from the elevator rope. "Heeeeeellllllllppppppp!" Tae-she yelled franticly. Tonic woke up. "Ha! You can't kill me!" He laughed. "Now I am off to steal Christmas! Later!" He blew an evil kiss to Tae-shi. "Eeew!" Tae-shi yelled in response. Tonic went to Anony's lab, leaving Lil hanging. Nobody knew his plan was gonna prove banging. "I don't wanna die!" Tae-shi sobbed. "My magic power is running out! I will be LH soon." Tae-shi turned back to LH. One of Lil's gloves slipped off and she was hanging by one hand. She was too scared to cry. A sliver floating hedgehog came threw the wall and right in frond of Lil's face. "Ah! A ghost of Christmas!" Lil slipped and fell down the shaft. "Way uncool!" The ghost flew down and caught LH by the back of her shirt. "What are you doing up there?" "Uh, it wasn't my choice. Who are you anyway?" Lil asked. "Anony, duh!" "Why are you a ghost?"Lil asked. "Say what?" Anony asked. "Look at you!" Lil yelled. "You gotta stop Tonic from stealing Christmas!" "No way! I am not affiliating with this holiday!" "Why are you so selfish!" Lil asked. "Cause there is no hype over hanukah!" "Come on! You'd make a great ghost of Christmas." Lil tried to ecourage Anony. "No, but you will." Anony said. Lil's eyes went to the size of a pencil point. "WHAT!?" Anony dropped Lil and she fell. "I will get you for this!" were Lil's final words to Anony. Meanwhile. In TPCG's main hall where the Christmas party was taking place. The power went out, the only thing visible was Tonic's face. "Hehe. Boo!" He said. There were tons of gasps and growls. Tonic threw seveal sleeping bombs. And that took care of them all. Tonic burnt everything green and red in that room. He cut in half the stockings and smashed up the bells. He moved onto the presents, under the tree, and smashed them up. Three by three. And he laughed, "Tee hee. I will go for the kitchen next." Tonic went for everything he could find relative to Christmas. He threw out eggnog and cookies. He went to TPCG's rooms and destroyed everything. When he was half through Ami's room he heard some bells. "What the hell?" Tonic looked behind him. And there stood Santa Claus. "Eh-hem!" He roared. "Uh..gulp...hi Santa!" Tonic greeted. "What happened here?" Santa asked. "Nuthing!" Tonic hid a mallet behind his back. "You stole other's Christmas!" He yelled. "So isn't Christmas about the spirit?" Tonic asked. "Hells no! The presents boy! The presents!" Santa yelled as if it were obvious. "Well then gimme all you got!" Tonic yelled. "You're gonna have to fight me first!" Santa put his fists up. "A fight you want? A fight you'll get!" Tonic raised his fists. Battle Mode Depth Style Santa punched Tonic. Tonic flew head on into a wall. Tonic got back up and hit his mallet into Santa's stomach. Santa grabbed his stomach and awed in pain. "YOU'RE ON MY NAUGHTY LIST!" Santa yelled. "And you will got to hell when you die!" "I am soo scared!" Tonic yawned. A ghost of Anony and a ghost of LH apeared in front of Santa. "Ahhh! The ghosts of Christmas!" Tonic yelled. "Hey waitaminute! One....two... What gives?" "Uhh.. a little help here." Lil asked. "Oh yeah!" Santa turned into a white ghost. "Die Tonic!" Anony, Lil and Santa charged at Tonic and beat the hell out of him. Tonic was thrown out of TPCG HQ. Santa then stepped up to Lil and Anony. "So what do you want for Christmas LH?" Santa asked. "Um, A truck made of candy and filled with Candy!" Lil yelled. "Oh...kay...." Santa replied. "And you Anony?" "I'm jewish.." Anony said flattly. "Who the heck cares. What do ya want?" Santa asked. "I wish this never happened. Lil looked at Anony very strangly. "Ok if that's what you want. Merry....Hanukah." Santa snapped this fingers and everything in TPCG base was restored. Except Ami's room for some reason. Lil and Anony's life was restored by Santa. And they lie asleep on the floor like the rest of TPCG. Christmas Moring.... Ami opened the door to see Lil and Anony sleeping in the epicenter of a destroyed room. "You little! PICO PICO CANNON BLAST!!!!!" THE END? Andyman: Two days until the truth comes. Tonic: I await patiently for why Anony is upset. Jolt: I bet it's something good! Tonic: Where the hell did you come from?