Anony One TPCG Forumer (8/14/00 4:11:16 pm) TPCG-Travel Series no. 1: Hershey Park Histeria -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shortly after the move, everybody went to there homes for a few days to replace any belongings lost. We find Ami and Shorty, at the mall. Ami: That was great you wanted to stay at my house instead of going all the way home. Shorty: Yeah, Ami: OOOO! Look! Funcoland! Shorty: Don't girls usually buy clothes? Ami: Not me! *Dragging Shorty in the store* Games! *Looks* Anony: Hey! Ami: What are you doing here? Shorty: Yeah? Anony: I live near the mall too! Sides, malls are fun! Shorty: Whatever! Ami: Nothing here.....LET'S GO TO BABBAGES! Anony: Ya! *They walk to Babbages* Ami: Nothing here either..... How bout we go to my house, Anony: Why not? Ami: Not you! Shorty: Yeah! Anony dissapears and Shorty and Ami walk past the candy store where they find Lil Hedgie. Shorty: Great! Whatcha doing here? Ami: Yeah! Lil Hedgie: I got bored of the other mall and desided to come here. Shorty: That's great! Two maniacs! Lil Hedgie: Hey! Ami: Anony, I know you're behind me. Anony: How'd ya know? Ami: Look, you all can come to my house. Okay? So they all head to Ami's house. Shorty and Ami go upstairs leaving Lil Hedgie and Anony arguing about what to listen to. Shorty: Gosh this is boring! Ami: Your telling me, I got it! ANONY! GET UP HERE! Anony: You buzed? Ami: You went to Hershey! How is it? Anony: Well the chocolate is half price and they have cool rides! Ami: Fair enough! Shorty! We're going to Hershey! Shorty: Yeah! Lil Hedgie: Can I go? Anony: And can I? Ami: It's up to Shorty. Shorty: No. Ami: You can come. Anony and Lil Hedgie jump up and down. Anony: Candy! Lil Hedgie: Chocolate! Anony: Candy! Lil Hedgie: Chocolate! Anony and Lil Hedgie: Candy and Chocolate! Ami: Everyone pack up! We're leaving tommorow at 8:00 am. Everyone leaves. The next day. Ami: Off we go!*Starts the car* Shorty: Hey you two! Pipe down! Anony: k. Lil Hedgie: Sorry.... To Be Continued........ ----The Anonymous One---- Anony One TPCG Forumer (8/15/00 5:02:10 pm) HersheyHisteria pt.2 Starring, Ami, Shorty, LH, AO -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So the quad was on the road for maybe 10 miutes when Anony complained. Anony: Shorty? Can we stop? Shorty: No, why? Lil Hedgie: We drank too much juice and now we gotta go potty. Shorty: Hold it in and think of something else. They pass a raging river, a waterfall, flooding rains, and a picture of water. Ami: Can we stop Shorty? Shorty: No!!!!!!!I wanna get to Hershey Park! 2 hours later. Anony: Can we please stop? Lil Hedgie: I dunno how much longer I can wait! Ami: Seriously Shorty! Shorty: No! Anony: K, I had enough! *In an instant there in Dorney Park* Shorty: Where's the car? Anony: In the parking lot. Shorty: makes sense, Anony: Brb. Everybody is in the restroom for 3 mins and then come out. Ami: Come'on Shorty, let's get on line for Dominator. Shorty and Ami walk off. Lil: Wanna go on Steel Force? Anony: Sure. They walk off. Behind the corner SoniProw and Andyman were watching the whole thing. Andyman: We're in! SoniProw: Heh heh, You get the babies, I'll get Shorty. *Walks toward Dominator* Andyman: Looks like the babies need a visit rom the Candyman, I mean Andyman. *Walks to Steel Force* NOTE: Steel Force is a 2 minute coaster that is 205 ft. High and Is 75 Miles Prower. Dominator is a thing you sit in and you either rush up 200 feet. or Rush down. Thank you. Shorty and Ami sit down on the dominator. Shorty: Here we go. Ami: YAPPA!.......Wehn is the ride starting? Shorty: Dunno. *Slowly they start rise* SoniProw: I have you now Shorty! Shorty: SoniProw! *Unbuckles Harness* Ami: Shorty! Don't! Meanwhile on the lift of Steel Force. Anony: Man we've been here for 5 minutes. Lil Hedgie: And we're still not there. Anony: Kinda cool we got the first row. Andyman comes up from behind. Andyman: Hello kiddies! I'm back! Lil Hedgie: O crud! Anony: I am getting outta here! *Unbuckles Harness* Back on Dominator. SoniProw: You are dead! Shorty: Oh no I'm not! *Jumps acros To the next tower* Ami in her tower drops, leaving SoniProw about to fall, but before so... Ami: Pico Pico Cannon Blast! *Send SoniProw outta sight jap. anime style* Back on Steel Force. Lil Hedgie: Anony, you're gonna die.....YAY! Andyman: You will too! Lil: Shuting up! Anony: I'm taking the fall! *Jump outta of cart and starts running down the 200 ft. Drop. Andyman: Fool! *Races off* Lil: I'm alive! YAA! Anony starts going up the next hill. Andyman starts shooting. Andyman: You are going to die! Anony: Nuh uh! *The Roller Coaster Car starts to race behind them* Oh shoot! Andyman: Heh heh!*Closes in on Anony as they go down the second drop* Anony turnsbut Andyman flies of the track and crashes into Hercules which crushes him. Anony: I'm safe. *Stops and Turns around* Oh no I'm not. *Crashes into car* Lil: Cool...Uh....You awake? *Uses healing powers on Anony* Anony: Owwww. Lil: That was cool. Anony: Yeah but you should wait till later in the fic. You gotta see what Shorty's gonna do. So they reunite with Shorty and Ami and they head back to the car in which they contiue to Hershey, To Be Continued..... ----The Anonymous One---- Anony One Newbie (8/17/00 3:22:46 pm) Hershey Histeria: Hotel Party (Btw, nice fic Seven -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finally Shorty, Ami, Lil Hedgie, and Anony arive at the hotel. Shorty: Come'on, Ami. We got a two roomed room. Ami: k, Lil Hedgie: Hello? How bout us? Ami: Fund for yourselves. Lil Hedgie: *Pissed off look* Fine! *Digs through pocket* I don't have enough! Anony: I only have eno.... Lil and Anony look at eachother. Both: No way! Shortly...... Anony opens the door. Anony: One bed! Lil Hedgie: Why do Ami and Shorty get 2 beds? The arent gonna use both of them. Ami walks up from behind LH. Ami: You were saying? Lil Hedgie: Uh oh. Ami drags Lil Hedgie back to her room. Anony: He ha! *Puts luggage down* What a dump! ............ Shorty: So LH is here for conduct reasons? Ami: Yep, Shorty: Tie her to the bed. Put on Nickelodeon and lets head to Anony's room. Lil Hedgie: Nooooooooo! .............. In Anony's room. Anony: What to do? STEAL LIL'S CANDY! *Digs through one of her bags and makes a face* Wrong one! Eh heh. Gotta be here somewhere* Digs through the rest* Where is it? *Turns around to see it right on the bed behind him* Oh! Ami and Shorty walk in. Ami: Whatta mess. Shorty: You're telling me. Anony: What are we gonna do? All: Watch TV! ................ Back in Ami's room. >Reggie: Good going Otto! >Sam: Yeah! Mr. Stimpltin will be mad! >Twister: Ooo! Pie! Lil Hedgie: Waaaa! Make it stop! ................. >Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny! >Kyle: You bastard! Anony: That's it? The first minute of the show! Ami: Guess we gotta change the channel. Shorty: Ooo! TPCG Jeopardy is on! >Shorty: And for the win, Why did the chicken cross the road? >Riochet: To get to the other slide? >Shorty: *Slaps forehead* Anony: Oh god! That was so stupid! IT's to get to his final destination across the highway! Ami: That's Frogger. Anony: O. .............. In Ami's room. >Chuckie: Waaa! I don't wanna go to the potty! It's too high! *Wets pants* >Tommy: Hey Chuckie! *Slips in piss* Lil Hedgie: Turn it off! Please! Waaaaaaaaa! ............... Midnight in Anony's Room. Shorty: We better be going. Ami: Bye. *They walk back to their room* >Mrs. Howel: Good job Gilligan! You can play a percussion instrument! >Gilligan: I thought it was a drum. Lil Hedgie: *Sobs* Waaaaaaaaa! Ami: We're back! *Unties LH* Lil Hedgie walks back to her room with swirly japanese eyes. Anony: Welcome back, Lil Hedgie: .....*Looks at floor* WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY STUFF!? *Chokes Anony* I'm getting ready for bed, *Goes into the bathroom* Anony:*Puts Bed on the ceiling and flies on* Weee! Lil Hedgie: GET DOWN FROM THERE! *Kicks Anony, he falls and the bed lands on him* Good night. *Hops on Bed* Anony: *Under the bed*........... *In the year 3000* Anony wakes up. Anony: Still under the bed I see. *Lifts up the bed and the room looks totaled* What happened? Anony walks to the window to see everything destroyed, Anony: I don't get it. *Voice* Mazda626! Your alive! Anony: Huh? A female hedgehog breaks through the door. Anony: Who are you? Hedgehog: You don't remember your own twin sister? To Be Continued...... ----The Anonymous One----