Author Comment Super Anony Advance Awarded for Most Frequent Name Changes Posts: 10 (2/17/02 11:51:48 pm) Reply Anony's End-Fic! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Library, Edge is sitting a big chair with his legs crossed, and his hands on a table) EDGE: There comes a time when a hero is born....and a hero dies. In this case...it is time for our hero to die. We will always miss him. Cherish him forever. We shall never be able to live without him. We’ll miss you Super Man! *sobs* (TPCG HQ. Anony and Lil are playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle) ANONY: Hahaha! Once again, I...as Metal Sonic...have outran you again! LIL: *sob* Not fair...*pause* WANNA PLAY AGAIN!? ANONY: Okay! *Both Stare at Screen* ANONY: You know, when Eggman blew up the moon... LIL: Yeah? ANONY: The whole world would have ended. Even if it was only half of the moon... LIL: That’s so depressing....but who cares? It’s only a game. ANONY: That, and Sonic should have died in the first 3 seconds of the game. LIL: Uh huh... ANONY: The characters all can’t breathe in space either... LIL: ALRIGHT! I get the point! ANONY: Ok...I WIN! HAHAHA! (Later, in Lil’s Room) ANONY: *walks in* Hey Lil! My best friend in all of TPCG! Watcha doin? LIL: Getting ready for a date with Edge. Why? ANONY: HEY! I know of such great make-up for you to wear! Edge will love you! LIL: (confused) Uh...thanks. But no thanks. ANONY: You sure? LIL: Uh huh...*pushes Anony outside the door* (Anony’s Lab) *Flush* ANONY: *walks out of bathroom* *screaming is heard from upstairs* LIL: HOT!!!! (The Hallway) ANONY: Lil, you don’t look so good... LIL: Shut up Anony! Get away from me! You’ve been a pain in the ass all day! ANONY: ...ok *walks away slowly* LIL: *breathes a sigh of relief* EDGE: Hey! Ready to go? LIL: Yeah. (Next Day) *Anony mopes around TPCG* SONKNUCK: (To Lil) Something wrong with Anony? LIL: Hmmm....*shrugs shoulders* *walks to room* LIL: Great! Now I feel guilty! I’d better go apologize. *looks around TPCG for Anony* LIL: I can’t find him anywhere! *panics* Now I’ll have this guilty feeling for the rest of my life! *Lil looks at Munkee’s door* LIL: Munkee! Munkee knows everything! *Lil walks into Munkee’s room* LIL: Hey, Munkee have you seen Anony? MUNKEE: *points to a glowing sign* SIGN: (Drawing Comic Strip...Do Not Disturb) LIL: Sorry... MUNKEE: *points to sign* LIL: ANONY there you are! Working on your comic strip too? ANONY: *points to second sign* SIGN: (Anony is ignoring Lil.) LIL: Look...I’m sorry. ANONY: *points to another sign* SIGN: (Shut up Lil.) LIL: Fine...I tried. ANONY: *points to Do Not Desturb Sign* *Lil walks out* ANONY: *accidently spills ink on Munkee’s paper* MUNKEE: ARGH! Get out Anony! NOW! (The Computer Room) SONKNUCK: Okay, final level of SKAdv2. Ready Anony? ANONY: Yup. Lemme just put in the last set of events into the editor... SONKNUCK: WAIT! ANONY! You have it all wrong! ANONY: *pushes play* SONKNUCK: NOOOOOOO! *computer blows up* SONKNUCK: GET THE HELL OUT! ANONY: ...fine... (Bad Stuff Goes On All Day...) RIOCHET: ANONY! MECHATAILS: ...Anony... SEVEN X: ANONY! JACKO: ANONY! EDGE: SUPERMAN!!! WAAAAAA! EVERYONE: ANONY! Get out of here! We don’t want you anymore! ANONY: Fine...*walks away* *a chunk of Death Egg lands on Anony* ALL: *GASP* Oh no! ANONY: *comes out from behind the piece* I’m ok! *a piece of the moon lands on Anony* ALL: OH NO! ANONY: Ha ha! Still good! ALL: Get out of here Anony! ANONY: Fine... *MLB Satalite Dish Lands on Anony* SONKNUCK: He’s fine... *pause* SONKNUCK: Right? MECHATAILS: My sensors indicate no life in Anony’s direction. But then again...I am running on Windows... LIL: So it’s true... Anony’s... EDGE: He went to the big litterbox in the sky... LIL: Anony wasn’t one of my cats...he was one of your best friends! EDGE: Oh...well he went to the big Arcade in the sky then! To Be Continued Next Month... Apologies to anyone offended if offended. Super Anony Advance Awarded for Most Frequent Name Changes Posts: 14 (2/22/02 5:37:26 pm) Reply Strange Re-Appearances (Anony's End pt. ii) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recap Last time, on Anony’s End. Being struck by a satellite, Anony died, silencing him forever. Weeks went by, slowly but surely TPCG’s spirits rose again. (Edge and SonKnuck stand outside Anony’s door) SONKNUCK: Think we should try to break in? EDGE: You know what happens when we do…the security in Anony’s lab is top notch. SONKNUCK: Well there is no point in just leaving his room unexplored. We have to go in. EDGE: *sigh* if you say so. LIL: (screeching voice) CAN I COME TOO? *SonKnuck and Edge shiver* EDGE: Sure…just don’t do that again. LIL: HUZZAH! (Pause) SONKNUCK: You go first. EDGE: No, you go first. SONKNUCK: You go first. EDGE: No, I insist, you go first! LIL: (screeches again) I’LL GO FIRST! *SonKnuck and Edge shiver* SONKNUCK: Be our guest! LIL: *walks up to Anony’s door and tries turning the doorknob* DEEP VOICE: I wouldn’t do that if I were you… Strange Re-appearances (Anony’s End Part 2) LIL: *shakes* who’s there? SONKNUCK: *raises fists* EDGE: He’s nearby, whoever he is! (Cloud of smoke fills the hallway) AnDyMaN: *walks out of the smoke* Hahahaha! *Cough, choke* EDGE: It’s AnDyMaN! What the hell are you doing here? SONKNUCK: Spill it! LIL: I thought you didn’t exist now that Anony was here. AnDyMaN: I’ll explain… There’s been an upset in the time/space thingy causing everything in the Multiverse to screw up. People are being thrown around all sorts of dimensions into parallel worlds. In my case, I came from a world in which TPCG accepted me, and Anony never came to exist. EDGE: If Anony never existed, how do you know of him? AnDyMaN: Simple… I was thrown into this dimension through Anony’s lab, and I logged onto his computer, and read about the past. I created him to spy on you. Then I came back and was killed by Seth, who no longer inhabits this place. I left the lab to spy on you guys. Then got locked out. If you try to go in, the lab’s security will send you somewhere else. Like the toilet or the garbage or whatever. SONKNUCK: Wait, what’s up with this Multiverse, and what’s going to happen to us? And these parallel worlds? AnDyMaN: Don’t worry, someone’s coming. The greatest danger to us all. She’s going to look like- LIL: HAIYAH! *Crushes AnDyMaN with a pole* EDGE: NOO! Lil! LIL: What? I killed AnDyMaN! SONKNUCK: I think he was a good guy this time… LIL: Ooh…this is the second time that has happened. EDGE: He said something about a dangerous girl coming. Someone who will destroy us all… (A portal opens behind Edge) LIL: This can’t be good. (A red hedgehog girl flies out of the portal. She looks much like Lil with different colored fur) EDGE: There she is! SONKNUCK: Let’s kill her! GIRL: Huh? What? EDGE: *charges up an energy ball* See you in hell! GIRL: Wait! What’s going on? Where’s Anony? EDGE: *stops* what? SONKNUCK: HUH!? LIL: *thinks for a second* Hmm… To Be Continued… As Soon as Part 3 is finished. Super Anony Advance Awarded for Most Frequent Name Changes Posts: 15 (2/24/02 8:25:42 pm) Reply Artificial Newbie-Anony's End pt iii -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recap Last time, AnDyMaN reappeared at TPCG HQ, and then was killed by Lil. They were warned of a killer female creature that was going to attack TPCG. Just then, a portal opened, and a red hedgehog girl who looked remarkably like Lil flew out of the portal. Edge formed a ball of energy and was about to fire it straight at the girl. When she said something about Anony. Artificial Newbie! (Anony’s End Part 3) (In front of Anony’s doorway) GIRL: *in tears* Please! Don’t kill me! EDGE: She said something about Anony! SONKNUCK: She must have been attacking him! GIRL: No! Stop! EDGE: No way! *Charges up energy ball* LIL: WAIT!!! (Everybody stops) EDGE: What? What’s wrong Lil! (The rest of TPCG runs to see what’s going on) JACKO: What the hell? TONIC: Who’s that? LIL: She’s…my sister! ALL: *gasp* (Everybody talks amongst each other) LIL: *whispers to the girl* Listen, Lily. You owe me one! GIRL (LILY): *whispers* Never! LILY: *stands up* I AM NOT LIL’S SISTER! *Everybody stops* LIL: *slaps forehead* RIOCHET: Well now what do we do? *Everybody stops and thinks* (Jeopardy Music Plays) EDGE: LET’S KILL HER! ALL: YEAH! LILY: WAIT! What did I do to you? SONKNUCK: You know where Anony is! LILY: No I don’t! EDGE: But you asked where Anony was? LILY: Well…because… SONKNUCK: I don’t feel like listening to a case today; let’s just kill her! ALL: YEAH! LIL: No, stop! She’s harmless her name is Lily! She comes from an alternate universe! MUNKEE: Lily, eh? Is she a parallel you? LIL: …yeah LILY: … RUSTY: I still want her to explain her case. LILY: Fine… My name is Lily, as you now know. I come from the RPG universe, where an overlord called “Dungeon Master” runs everything. SHORTY: Pff…yeah right. LILY: HEY! I’m explaining over here! SHORTY: Sor-ry! LILY: Anyway… One day, one year ago…I was in my garden, watering some flowers. Out of nowhere, a portal opens over me and this guy landed on me. I found out his name was Anony. I tried to get him off me but he was unconscious. Then suddenly some girl landed on top of him. I found out that was Lil. ALL: LIL???? LILY: QUIET! I AM EXPLAINING MY STORY! I took them back to my house. My sister Daisy and her friend Jen quickly came to their aid. A few months went by, and Anony and I became close. LIL: Ya, verrry close. LILY: *blushes* Shut up! And at the same time, Lil had become rivals with my sister and me. One day, some evil witch attacked us, and after fighting her off, Anony said he and Lil had to leave. They left shortly after. Anony promised to come back. A few minutes ago, I was in my garden watering some flowers, when a portal opened over me. I thought Anony was coming back. But instead I got sucked in. ALL: Awww…a love story. RIOCHET: Let’s kill her! ALL: YEAH! LIL: Stop! Although Lily and I may be rivals, I still don’t want anyone to get hurt! SONKNUCK: You just killed AnDyMaN a few minutes ago… LIL: Shut up! LILY: Look, I don’t want to cause you any harm. I would leave, but I don’t know how… JACKO: Maybe she could stay with us! SONKNUCK: Hmm…let me think… (10 Minutes Later) SONKNUCK: Okay! She could stay! You will stay in Anony’s room…if you can open it! LILY: What? Why wouldn’t I be able to open it? SEVEN: You’ll see… LILY: *opens Anony’s door, no problem* I don’t see any difficulty? ALL: She can get into Anony’s room? RIOCHET: You know what this means? MUNKEE: It’s time to do the Chicken Dance! RIOCHET: No…it’s… ALL: NEWBIE TIME!!! This is The End… Anony still is confirmed to be dead. Lily doesn’t know that. It appears they were close. When did Lil and Anony meet Lily? How? What about this evil witch, and the demon that’s going to destroy TPCG? All of these answers and statements will be answered in a new series of fics: The Anony Chronicles! NOTE FROM AUTHOR: Anony doesn’t exist for the moment, but I am not about to make a new username. If you guys would have Lily be in your new fics, instead of Anony that would make me happy. Let’s say Lily is the “artificial” Newbie and Anony’s replacement. Thanks.