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(10/11/00 9:27:36 pm)
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 Preview of my fic, TPCG meets Earth.
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This is only a part of the first chapter..

        Things were as usual as they were at Neo TPCG HQ. Riochet was riding a cow, Lil was reading a Mario comic, Shorty and Ami were 

making out, and H. Mac was staring out of the window.

        "Heh heh heh heh heh." Lil giggled. "White colored mushrooms."

        "WHOOOAAA!!" Riochet said as he was trying to mend his cows. "Calm down girl!" The cow finally calm down, then the cow charged

to Ami and Shorty, who flew out of the ceiling of the headquarters. They both screamed for their lives when they were in the air.

        "Uh oh..." Riochet said fearfully.

        About five minutes later, Shorty and Ami fell back to the Headquarters and landed on Lil.

        "What the...?" Lil started before she was dogpiled over Shorty and Ami.

        It took a few minutes for Shorty, Ami, and Lil to regain cousciness. When they did though, Ami and Shorty marched angrily over to

Riochet and his cow.

        "Uh..." Riochet started.

        "I have about had it with your cows," Ami said. "And the only way to fix the problem is PICO PICO--"

        "NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Riochet jumped in front of his cow. "YOU WOULDN'T!!!!"

        "Why can't you take your cow somewhere else," Shorty said.

        "Like your farm." Lil said.

        "Oh yeah." Riochet said. He then made all of his cows move to his own farm he had brought in an auction at the Annual Gaurdians

of the World Gathering last month. Some bee almost had it, but Riochet used all of his money he was saving up for his trip to the Cow

Islands.

        "Stupid moron." Shorty started. Then Shorty tripped over Lil and banged his head on her Mario Statue.

        "I really need to move that." Lil said.




        Later that afternoon, H. Mac went outside and laid out on the grass. Of course, he hadn't realized he was in Riochet's farm so a 

couple of minutes after he laid down he heard a rumbling noise. It turns out Riochet's cows were having a stampede. H. Mac ended up 

getting run over by hundreds of cows.

        H. Mac groaned in pain. "Sorry H. Mac." Riochet apologized. "I was seeing what the cows would do if I did something out of the blue 

like setting off fireworks. Apparently they go into a stampede."

        H. Mac just then fell into uncousciness.



        H. Mac eventually woke up in the General Hospital of Hyperopolis. He heard some consversation in the background...

        "How was I suppose to know that cows get frightened by loud, sudden noises?" Riochet complained.

        "Well you should know if you're a farmer!" a soft, sweet voice replied.

        That voice reminds me of Bonnie... H. Mac thought.

        "See doctor, Riochet is an idiot." Shorty said. Shorty then walked up to a machine. "Hmm, I wonder what these do?" Shorty said as 

he picked up to iron shaped things that had a cord connected to them.

        The doctor then went to H. Mac's room. H. Mac then saw the doctor who was was talking to Riochet. She had to be one of the most

beautiful girls he had ever saw in his life. Even though she was an human, that didn't seem to matter to H. Mac as he gazed up to her long, 

blonde hair and big blue eyes.

        "Are you okay?" The doctor said to H. Mac.

        "Yeah, I--" H. Mac then felt a sharp pain in his head.

        "You shouldn't make sudden movements." The doctor grabbed an ice pack and set it on H. Mac's head.

        "Who are you?" H. Mac asked.

        "I'm Dr. Lily." The doctor replied. "But you can call me Lily."