Welcome to the Sky Sanctuary Poll. Scroll on down to the bottom, and there
will be two questions. One regarding Sonic, the other regarding videogames
in general. Answer whichever one you want, or you can answer 'em both.
Remember that this isn't a quiz or anything...it's a poll, so feel free to
explain your opinions.
The Sky Sanctuary Poll is updated every Saturday, which means that two new
questions will be posted and the results to the previous weeks poll will be
displayed. I guess that covers it, so dig in!
I could be smart and say The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. But I'm not smart, so I say: Why, some cheesy American chat show, of course? Presented by Tails, it could have the residents of the Green Hill Zone in the audience, and have a debate featuring Sonic and Robotnik! Either that or a cookery show. [Cookery show? There could only be two episodes. One where Sonic shows how to cook chili-dogs, and another where Robotnik shows all the different ways to cook eggs.]
Barney.That way all little kids can all cry.
Friends. Sonic would be Chandler, Amy would be Mitchell.
Gargoyles.
How about the cast of ESPN's Sportscenter? Hahaha, that would be interesting to see the Sonic Team (including the Freedom Fighters) report sports! ~JM Stalker
Family Matters! STEVE: Hey, Big Guy! I thought you were on a diet! CARL: Shutup! *Throws Urkel into robotisizer* --Blue Hog! [Say, now THERE's a good idea!]
new sonic episos [Well, who wouldn't? Unfortunately, we'll all have to settle for "Sonic Underground"...]
Muppet Babies [MUPPET BABIES?!...]
Star Trek! See, I've been trying to work on a Star Trek/Sonic the Hedgehog parody, as a matter of fact, which would star Son-Ic Picard, Wiles "Tails" Priker, etc.! Wouldn't that rock? Well, wouldn't it? -Jim Doe [I dunno...I hate Star Trek....]
I'd like to see Sonic and the gang replace the casts of Hawaii Five-0, Miami Vice, and Dukes of Hazzard! Now that would be cool! Couldn't you just picture Sonic saying "Book 'em Knuxo!"? And Robotnik, Nack, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts could be all the bad guys, expect in Dukes of Hazzard, they could be the policemen on there. (Robotnik as Boss Hogg, BTW!) Also, I'd like to see Grounder as Beavis, and Scratch as Butthead! :) [SCRATCH: "Heh, heh, heh-heh, heh. Cool. He said scrap metal." GROUNDER & SCRATCH: "Heh, heh, heh-heh, heh." SCRATCH: "Shutup, dumbot." SCRATCH & GROUNDER: "Heh, heh, heh-heh, heh."]
Friends! Nah, just kiddin'...um, uh, do you mean like a sitcom? Comedy? C'mon, gimme details!...um,if you mean like the WHOLE gang like Sonic Tails Knux Robotnik Espio Vector Mighty Charmy Heavy Bomb all the Badniks, etc. I'd hafta say Full House...GET it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! Um, c'mon laugh with me here...please?...The Silver Sonic [*GG! not laughing...*]
The Power Rangers!! Since it was those losers that knocked out the SATam show!!! Buttnik could be Zord or whatever, and Sonic would be the white(gold?red? whatever the leader one is) ranger and Sally would be blue, cause of her perty blue vest And Lord Snively could be that freaky dude with the wings... the dude who's always getting his butt kicked and stuff (*Gasp* I hope the Great Lord Snively will forgive me for this insult) [So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, eh?]
Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Either that or Cannon.
ReBoot! Definately ReBoot! Sonic would be Bob, Tails would be Enzo, Eggman would be Megabyte, Metal Sonic would be Cyrus, Scratch and Grounder would be Hack and Slash, oh, I can't think of anything more...and I left out Dot, AndrAIa, and Hexadecimal! Now I'll be blamed for bieng sexist 'cause I left out all the female characters... but what would I use for them?? Amy couldn't be Dot or AndrAIa, Eggman is the only bad guy in Sonic, so there's no one left for Hexadecimal... oh well. Anyway, REBOOT RULES!!!!!! (Sonic rules more, but ReBoot still rules...) --D-H Sonic F
Sailor Moon [*GG! imagines Sonic in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform, complete with mini-skirt* Y'know...the idea seems to have merit, but somehow, I just don't think it could work...]
Umm Speed Racer! Let's face it, that show needs changes. BIG ONES![Actually it ought to be canceled] Anyway they could sell the car, and make enough money to pay the producers.(hehe]
I know I already voted, but here's a cross-conversion of Sonic & Hawaii Five-0, my favorite show. Sonic = Det. Steve McGarrett, Knuckles = Det. Danny 'Danno' Williams, Tails = Det. Kono, Ben or Frank, Rotor = Det. Chin-Ho Kelly Sally = May, Jenny, or Luana (The secretaries) Bunnie = Lori Wilson (from the last season) King Acorn = The Governer, Sir CHarles = Doc Bergman, Snively = Che Fong, Antoine = Johnathan Kaye, Vector = Duke, Robotnik = Wo Fat (McGarrett's mortal enemy) Nack, Isabella, Packbell, Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, and Sandra = Any other bad guys on the show!
The Geraldo Talk Show.
Probably Friends or Chicago Hope. You know, one episode they hate each other, then they kiss and make up, they in love and out of love..
The X-files! Totally...see, Knux would be Mulder and Sally could be Scully (cause in the tv show she was very scienetific and completely skeptical). Mammoth Mogul is total a reminder of Cancer Man...I can just see him puffing on a cigar, and plotting devious schemes...(hey he does that anyway..all except for the cigar part, anyway). But Knux is the perfect Mulder, just read any knux comic if you don't believe me There's so much family conspiracy! Hmmm...this is giving an idea for a fanfic... Great question, Green. -- Moon the Echidna [Why thank ya, bbut all the kudos goes to the one and only...*drumroll*...Joya Nappo! *Applauding*]
All My Childern: I just think it would be funny to see Tails weeping over the faked death of Knuckles while Sonic and Amy argue over an affair Amy has been having with a yellow sheep all during a time when Robotinick was going through a mid life crisis and got a job selling used Hondas.
Replace that dam Witch Ricki Lake! [Heck, replace all those darned talk-show hosts...]
I personally think that Sonic and co. should be on *every* T.V program, they're that cool, but I think that they should make a special appearance on The Simpsons.
Star Trek "Captain Sonic, there's Robotnik!" "That's fine, Commander Tails, use a phaser on him." "He's to wide to do that to him!" [Well, here I am at the end, and not a single person said Gilligan's Island! Think about it! *With Sonic, Tails too! Knuckles and Amy Rose! Nack the Weasel, Robotnik and Metal Sonic! Here on Sonicigan's Isle!* It could work, I'm tellin' ya!]
NOW I CONTROL THE MIGHTY BOLDNESS!!!!!! DIE GIBBON!!!!!!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA D'oh! [Nyah]
Um, when you were counting those Democrat jokes, GG!, you missed the REAL first one: the Democrat Handbag Zone. You made me think my Bash Democrats Zone was the first one! You got all my hopes and dreams up by letting me think that I had made the first Democrat Joke of the week, and then you rudely dashed those hopes in a blatant display of cheese! Ooo, cheese . . . some of that would go down good right about now . . . [I think it's about time you switched to Velveeta...]
Your askin me? Of all people you gotta ask me!!!! Why couldn't you ask a politician?? You would have gotten hours of fun watchin him trying to decide!! But nooo, you had to ask me!! Thanks alot GG! Now I'll have that question plauging me for all eternity!! *walks off grumbling* And another thing, if I catch you in my whip cream pool again, I'm gonna make you eat it!!! [FINALLY! Yes! Whipped cream...yummy-yum!]
Nooo!!! Star Light Zone is TWO words, and IceCap Zone is ONE word! Geez! --D-H Sonic F [Yup, that's absolutely correct. Sheesh, these amateurs... I bet they don't even know that Elliot Edwards is right-handed because his watch is on his left hand, and the music to the Green Hills Zone (from Sonic 2 on Game Gear) is the same as the Sonic Mega CD theme, "You Can Do Anything"...]
The Blue Gorilla hates you! You are stupid! You are a democrat! Die! Ha! Ha! Ha! [*GG! fries Blue Gorilla imposter to a thin crisp* And next time I'll tie you down and subject you to hours of daytime TV without commercial breaks!]
Kid: Don't you wish that you could fly like the Samurai Pizza Cats mommy? Mom: No. I'd get air-sickness. Kid: Ewww. [Are you guys still here? Where's Emporer Fred? He's my hero! Fuh-REEED!]
Everybody's supersonic racing! [Try to keep your feet right on the ground! When you're SuperSonic racing, there's no time to look around! We're just SuperSonic racing, running to the point of no return! Everybody's SuperSonic racing, c'mon let the fires burn! Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody...Everybody! Everybody! Everybodyyyyyy! Don't you know, we really have to go. To a place, where you can feel my heart just race! Everybody's SuperSonic racing, try to keep your feet right on the ground...]
Living in the city. You know you have to survive. Living in the city. You've got to keep that dream alive. Living in the city. Where everything is free that you see. [So many different things to do! There's no time! So many different things to see, but there's no time! So many people all around! So many feelings to be found! Livin' in a city where no one lets you down! Ooooh, livin' in the city, you know you have to survive! Livin' in the city, you've got to keep the dream alive!...]
GG! I have Sonic R but no Saturn!(Don't ask) I'll give you free salmon and 70 dollars for it! [Sorry, Bo's busy playing the extra Saturn that I had right now. But I'll take that $70 off your hands anyway if ya want...]
Kid: There goes another one of those crazy Samurai Pizza Cats. Mon: Whop-bamb-a-loomp-bop! Yo, don't your mother remind you of Tina Turner? Kid: (to themself) Not really. [Okay, that's enough! I just want Emporer Fred already!!! (But while we're talking about this episode, Polly and Lucille looked kinda hot in those outfits, huh? What? What'd I say?!)]
When sugar hits your nerves, your mind does lots of swerves all over. Oh baby yeah. [Okay, I don't know who you are, but from this point on, all sugar-based foods are banned from the Green Hill Zone! Anyone caught in possession of any will be Spammed (with REAL Spam) on sight! Get ready, Possessed Spam...]
Tomb Raider II. Yes, there are still plenty of 12 and 13 year old boys who still drool over the little b*tch! [Not just 12 and 13 year old boys. I really don't see what the big deal over Lara Croft is anyway...she's not bad, but she looks too fake. I'd still take Honey anyday!]
SONIC RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Final Fantasy VII. It's still selling like hell!!!!!! I want it! But I got no PSX. I'm not made of money, y'know!
Hmmmmmmm............good question. Probably FF7, that's when most people will get their PSX and jam! ~JM Stalker
Sonic R!!!!!!
Sony Playstation. Sheeuh. -Jim Doe [Actually, I was talking about games, not systems. But you're not the only one who misunderstood that, so I must've worded the question poorly. My bad.]
ALL SYSTEMS??? You can't be SERIOUS askin such a stupid question as to what video game system will be the #1 sellout! N64, NO CONTEST! Even tho' I am a sworn enemy of Nintendo, i gotta be truthful.--The Silver Sonic
Diddy Kong Racing on N64
Ummmm...ahhh..maybe...well, not an A<
Some stupid Mario game. Yuck!
Maybe Sonic Jam... [I don't think there were any new Mario games
released this year...]
Sonic R, definitely! Or the Mega Drive (Genesis) will be
born again and Sega's sales will smack Sony in the mouth. (They've had it coming
for a looonnnggg time! P.S Join S.A.P.S today! Society Against PlayStation!
(send mail to yosonicandtails@hotmail.com to join!)
Easy one! Diddy Kong Racing, whether or not it's worthy (my
vote would be FFVII but unfortunately we gamers don't rule the masses) I'm
positive it will rock the house. The game has already sold more presells than
any other game and is already estimated as selling one copy every 3 seconds from
release till Christmas! Whether or not it actually happens is another story but
I still think it will be THE hot seller, and it really is worthy of it as it's a
great game I can just think of a few others I think are more so.
Incredible Hulk! It's taking over the world! Run for your
lives (and read my review at http://psi.simplenet.com while your at it in the
regression section)... always in the mood for a shameless plug ^_-
Definitly NiGHTS into dreams [Much as I'd like to say otherwise, I kinda
doubt that... Anywho, if I were allowed to vote in my own poll, I'd have to
say Tomb Raider 2. I don't like the game personally (I didn't even like the
original), but for many fairly obvious reasons (two inparticular...ahem...),
I'd say it would be TR2. Although I'm still hoping it'll be FFVII, which
would open the RPG market to casual gamers as well as hardcore ones like
us, meaning more RPG's all around.]
No, Blue Hog, you've got it all wrong. It's MS. MONKEY, and
the Bunkey killed her. HE KILLED HIS MOTHER!!!! THE HUMANITY!!!! Jim! The
Bunkey's comin' you're way!!!! [One of these years, I'm actually going
to figure out what the heck this whole "Bunkey" thing is...a running gag
started on my own site that I don't even know about! Well, what OTHER games
do you mice play when the cat's not looking?]
Thank you for your time, mortal. We have obtained the
information we need, and thus you are free to resume your daily activities. ~The
Ancient Walkers [And thus depart the Ancient Walkers...gee, I wonder who
the chosen one is...]
Ah, mortal Jim. I see you have taken us out of your weakly
poll. Well, I say this is a cardinal offense, Sky Sanctuary or not! We, the
Ancient Walkers, will crush you, you naughty Gibbon! DIE!!!!! DIE A HORRIBLE
DEATH!!!!!! ~The Ancient Walkers [I bet this means I'm in trouble...]
The 2nd Question is always the hardest to answer because I
don't pay much attention to that stuff. DIE, 2ND QUESTION!!!!! DIE!!!!!!
[Shame on you! To quote an old ad for Ultra Game Players magazine, "Get
your mind out of the gutter and back into videogames where it belongs!"]
You know...the game? The one with...blue thingy... --Blue
Hog! [That's either Sonic, Mega Man, or one of those Japanese hentai
games...]
Chess. [Checkmate. So nyah.]
The Virtual Boy! Boy is Nintendo gonna make some money from this!
Maybe Atari and Jaguar can get some cash $$ too! [Oh, yeah! And the
32X is gonna make a MAJOR comeback with the Sega CD!]
The Super Dweezle Console 9X! Well, at least it WOULD be,
if I was done inventing it! See, it's my new console creation which will be
able to fully optimize the Dweezle 9000! I just have a few kinks to work out .
. . like the barbecue sauce leaking out the sides, the long-range toasters that
shoot out of the bottom, and the seasick Tails lookin' thing that just won't
die! Ki-ya! *utterly destroys himself in an attempt to jump off a cliff while
eating a blueberry muffin* I meant to do that! Watch for the Super Dweezle
Console 9X, coming this spriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!! Ack! Ground!
*splat* [Yes, the perfect system to go with the perfect controller!
Jim, old pal, it's time to take a trip down to the patent office! And maybe
we can visit our friends back in the psycho ward while we're there!]
ButtTox 64! Which includes the Crumble Pak! If you get hit,
your controller crumbles to bits!
[admin note: Hahahahahaaa! I am the real Green
Gibbon!! The Green Gibbon! you see here is really Green Gibbon?, the foolish
mortal who took over my site long ago. Now it has been PROVED that you are a
fake! Now, according to gibbon laws, you must bow down and worship me!
Hahahahahahaaaa! *Possesed Spam replaces the bold HTML tags with italic
ones, and everyone realizes the person who is sending this message is D-H Sonic
F.* Arrrggghhh! *D-H pounds the ground* Nearly took over his site there!! And
WHO is this Possesed Spam character?! He's getting on my nerves!] [admin
note...I think...oh, now I'm confused...]
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welcome?]
The pork rind system. All us big people love it. I want
more beef though.
Francine: Attention. We're about to launch the Pizza Cats
on another mission. Please satnd behind the white line, and ignore the man
going through your pockets, he's with us. Thank you. [We want Fred!
We want Fred! Fred, Fred, Fred! FUH-REEEED!]
I DEMAND YOU PUT UP PROFILES OF POSSESED SPAM, K.T.E. AND PHAT BOY! And put them
in the Twin Burning Chaos Far East Planet Illusion Shrine Zone. If you don't,
the Green Hill Zone will get attacked by fans of Sailor Moon and Power Rangers!
Nothing can stop them! Exept for ONE SMALL THING... THAT I'LL NEVER LET YOU
KNOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
--D-H Sonic F [Too late, I already
know what that one small thing is. It's the "power" button on the TV set!
So hah!]
The Cheese Mold System. It's big, it's squishy, it's fun!
Available at Toys "R" Us only!
This is what bored hardcore gamers do with their time:
Sonic R is out!!! Did you people get it yet?!!
Robotnik, Bowser, Wizeman...of all the videogame bad guys, who's
the baddest of the bad?