Sky Sanctuary Poll

The Sky Sanctuary Poll is updated every Saturday, which means that two new questions will be posted and the results to the previous weeks poll will be displayed. I guess that covers it, so dig in!

Nack the Weasel should be in the game, too! [admin note: Yeah, on his air bike the Marvelous Queen!]

METAL SONIC, Y'KNOW? :) [admin note: Of course I know! He's only my all-time favorite Sonic character next to Sonic himself, that's all!]

Mecha Sonic [admin note: Good choice, but...that's METAL, ya schnook! Not Mecha! Metal! Ooh, the disrespect and humanity of it all...]

This is a trick question, right? Nack, Mecha-Sonic, or the Great Lord Snively! (It's a tie between all of them, but I don't think SEGA! will pop for the Great Lord Snively, no matter how Great he really is . . . *sniff*) -- Jim Doe [admin note: True, but it's only a matter of time before Lord Snively unveils his ultimate plan! Only then will the entire world know his true power! Just a matter of time...]

Well,um let's see. Metal Sonic has to be one 'cuz he's on the cover, and he'd be pretty cool to play as. maybe he's gotta TURBO ENGINE!!! that'd be cool. -- The Silver Sonic

Sonic The Hedgehog. He's cool. He fights for his friends like I do. -- Ecco The Dolphin [admin note: Hey, maybe YOU could be in the game, Ecco! You could like, y'know, flop around the tracks...hmm...okay, bad idea...]

Oh. The first time I read it I guess I miss interpreted it. I'd most like to be Mighty.

MECHA SONIC! HE IS COOOOOL! ARCHIE DOESN'T DO HIM JUSTICE! ONLY KELLY DUNLAP AND G.G. DO! [admin note: Why thank you!]

Mighty. I want 'im to SMASH the competition! hehehe....

etalMay onicSay! eHay isyay away astpay oolcay! [admin note: Are ouyay illstay alkingtay in igpay atinlay? Be arefulcay...it's abithay ormingfay...]

Sally Acorn from the official Sega page, can't remember the URL but she's in there, and she appears in the Adventure game books and Martin Adam's books in the UK. She's cool! [admin note: Actually, that Sally was originally a male, and his name's Ricky. But I know the one you're talking about.]

METAL SONIC! AMY WITHOUT A CAR! NACK THE WEASEL! THE CHAOTIX! Aw, heck, make them ALL PLAYABLE!!! --D-H Sonic F [admin note: Amy without a car? She wouldn't get anywhere!]

Hmmm. Good one. Lets see... I think, I think, I think that I would like to see Green Gibbon! or Nack or me! -Ultra Hedgehog [admin note: Actually, I was originally meant to be one of the secret characters, but once I tried to fuel my Gibbon-Mobile with Drano cookies...I'm not telling y'all what happened, but they kicked me out after that little incident...]

Will somebodyy please cue that bird. Samurai Pizza Cats. Who do you call when you want some pepperoni? Samurai Pizza Cats. They're sniffing out crime and you know that ain't boloney. Speedy Servechay, he's the leader of the bunch. (He's)A heck of a fighter, makes a heck of a lunch. And little Polly Esther, who's never afraid, of going into battle when the bad guys invade. Here's Guido Anchovie, a wild romantic rover(technically a cat), this cat gets down when the mob hangs over. Samurai Pizza Cats. They're so bad! They've got more fur than any turtle ever had. They're stronger than old cheese. Stronger than old cheese. Stonger that dirt. Stronger than dirt. Except for their tail. Off my tail. You're gonna get hurt(Speedy stepped on Polly's tail, so Polly goes into a mad rage and scratches him). Samurai Pizza Cats. Oh yeah. All over Town! 4, 3, 2, 1, Pizza Cats are on the run! The Big Cheese is the villain, who's lower than low, it's ! a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo. He's got a nasty Bad Bird and some evil ninja crows. As soon as someone finds the script we ight begin the show! So sit right back, dust you're feet, and turn the sound up high. And if you want the full of facts go eat a pizza pie. Samurai Pizza Cats! [admin note: Hey, look! The Samurai Pizza Cats! Whee! But howcome nobody ever mentions Jerry Atrick, the coolest one?!]

Kid:Mommy, will the Samurai Pizza Cats let all this fame go to their heads? Mother:I don't think so. Anybody who'd want to be shot out that thing(cannon) doesn't have a head. [admin note: Hey, just what are you guys supposed to be, anyway? Some freaked out bear-dogs, or what? I had a theory, but it couldn't be 'cause Pizza Cats is a kids cartoon...]

Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight. Never running from a real fight, she is the one called Sailor Moon. She would never turn her back on a friend, she is always there to defend, she is the one of whom that we can depend, she is the one named sailor...Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mars! Sailor Jupiter! Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight. With the sailors there to help fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one, Sailor Moon! [admin note: AAAAHHHH!!! NOOOO! How did this get past security?! I'm telling you, Sailor Moon's penetrated everywhere! When she breaks through the Green Hill Zone's security, all is lost! AAAHHH! Hey, waitaminute...getta load o' those drumsticks! *drool, drool*]

Dragonball! Everybody's searching for that Dragonball. Because the greatest thing of all is to find that seventh ball. Danger lurks around you! Villains everywhere! Evil lives around you! Keep on searching, but beware. Goku! He's gonna show you. He's gonna help you find the way. Goku! He's gonna show you. He and and his friends are here to save the day. Find that Dragonball. Everybody's searching for that Dragonball. You won't believe the magic in that Dragonball. Everybody's searching for that Dragonball! [admin note: Ah, that's more like it! Hey, atleast this is better than the time Eternal Gamer started singing all those old Disney theme songs...]

All of these songs and such were brought to you by an Anime fan(And proud of it!) who watches these shows a lot(a little too much according to some people). The reason I didn't sing the Dragonball Z song was because it hardly has any words. Bye. [admin note: Hey, sure it does! It goes, "Dragon, dragon! Rockin' Dragon! Dragon Ball Z! Dragon, dragon! Rockin' Dragon! Come get me!" And you just repeat that about 532 times.]

Sally. So I can run 'er down! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Um....er.... I think I'll have that black coffee now.... [admin note: Ooh, I've had pleasant dreams about turning Sally into roadkill...and King Acorn, Naughus, Rosie...]

Hey, I give you my anime cards and how do you respect me? You will burn, burn I tell you! *laughs insanely* [admin note: *sob* OKAY! Okay, I admit it! I stole your Sailor Moon cards, but I was gonna put 'em back! It's just that by the time I knew what was happening, I had drooled all over 'em, thus ruining them! *sob* How about some Sailor Moon classroom hand-out Valentine cards?]

Surge- You know it's working if your head hurts. [admin note: Uh-oh...I smell sugar rush... *GG! locks the doors*]

Blue Gorilla is back! Purplre Baboon is good. You're a democrat! Why, you Bill Clinton lover! You should be sent to Sylvester Stellone's socks to rot! [admin note: Okay, pal...you can call me alot of things. But get one thing straight: nobody, but NOBODY, calls me a Bill Clinton lover! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! *GG! destroys the impudent schnook who dared to write the above message*]

Possessed Spam! [admin note: No, when I got kicked out of the game, they demanded that he come with me. They said it would take them months just to clean all the SPAM out of the Resort Island Zone. Infact, if it weren't for me and Spam, Sonic R would've been out in September.]

Bunkey - n. [Origin: Amer. Slang] 1. An omniverous animal created through an irrational and impromptu cross breeding attempt between a Bunny rabbit and a cheeky Monkey. The Bunkey is very hazardous, as it has many powers and types in a very unusual manner. 2. MuAhAhAhAhA! iT iS i, ThE bUnKeY! yOu ShAlL dIe! I sHaLl CrAcK oPeN aLl YoUr MiLk JuGs AnD lEaVe ThEm OuT iN tHe SuN! Ack! No! It's the Bunkey! Quick, GG!, run! He's . . . he's . . . *gurk!* Can't . . . breathe! *bang* Ow! That was my head! *bang* Uh, I'm feeling . . . a little . . . woozy . . . *bang* Zzzzzzzzz . . . . MuAhAhAhAhAhA! yOu CaNnOt DeFeAt Me! -- BuNkEy [admin note: Now stay cool, folks. The doors are all locked, and there's no way it can get in. It'll just take a few hours for the sugar rush to wear down, then we can see just who this person is and get him/her immediate medical help...]

I wanna play the one that looks like a seasick Tails! SO I CAN MAKE HIM LOSE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! [admin note: That was another secret of mine in the game...I COULDN'T win, 'cause they told me I was naturally a loser. I believed them at the time, but now I can't help but wonder if they were against me from the very start...]

Abc and LSD, the Gummi Bears are chasing me/ one was red, one was blue/ the yellow one stole my shoe/ so chase 'em down and eat 'em up/ before they do the same to you! [admin note: Ooh! Gummi Bears are good!]

NiGHTS! NiGHTS MUST BE IN EVERY GAME FROM NOW ON! [admin note: I was supposed to be in NiGHTS too, but let's not discuss that little incident...]

UH....uh.... I DON'T KNOW!!!! I CAN'T DESIDE!! WAAAAAAH!

I like to eat my GREEN meat! *growls* [admin note: Well that's spiffy dandy, but don't forget the green eggs to go along with them!]

Look Boss! De plane, De plane! [admin note: Uh-oh...it's the sugar rush...]

Playable? I like to play with Knuckles.... teehee.... [admin note: Well atleast when *I* make sicko perverted jokes, they're about my own species...]

But wait, I'm not quite dead yet! [admin note: Stay calm folks, everything's under complete control. So please quit calling your lawyers...]

NiGHTS! NiGHTS I tell you! Glorious NiGHTS! Wahoo!

Hey, why did you change the name of the poll? Did the Ancient Walkers finally decide that we were just going to answer their questions with "Die, Democrat, Die!" or what? And how the heck is the Sky Sanctuary supposed to ask us questions, anyway? [admin note: Ya schnook, the Ancient Walkers have left! They have found their chosen one...on another site... So, I figured an awful lot of people would be disappointed if I closed down the poll, so I decided I'd put it up in a Zone. Since the Sky Sanctuary Zone was the nearest unoccupied space, I put it up here. But the Ancient Walkers have nothing to do with it anymore. Get it?]

While I am typing this, I have a strawberry shortcake roll in one hand, a glass of milk in the other, a can of shaving cream balanced on both of my feet, and I'm headbanging to They Might Be Giants. What am I typing this with, then? Um, . . . don't ask. [admin note: Hey, cool! You can do that little trick, too? I'm still having trouble making capital letters that way, though...]

YOU SICK PERSON! [admin note: *GG! looks at some of the other responses* Well, atleast I'm among my own kind...]

I poopy in my pants 3x's now! [admin note: Good for you! Now let's see if you can aim for the can, eh?]

The purple polka dot, hyper active Moo Cow eating SPAM riding on a Bristish bicycle. He's my favorite. [admin note: He just happens to be the star of a new fanfic I'm writing...]

[admin note: Help! He has taken control of my power of BOLDNESS! Don't do what that imposter tells you ! He's evil! I am the real Green Gibbon!] [admin note: Huh? You mean...all this time I've been an imposter? Are you sure?]

Jonathon Pears. He's the secret sixth member of the AIAF (Army of Insane Amy Fans, for those foolish enough not to know). He will mesmerise you with his skin-piercing ferocious glare, and his pancake tossing abilities are second-to-none. [admin note: You mean we have a sixth member in the AIAF? I thought I was the only one!]

Mario! So then when you get to the secret stage, inside the emerals, the game transforms into a 2-D fighter and you can kick his fat butt!

What is your name?/Bo/What is your quest?/To send stupid comments to Green Gibbon!/What is your favorite color?/Blu- no gree- AHHHH!

Earthworm Jim. . . . . actually, you know, that's only half-way a smart-arse remark? That'd be kinda cool to see EWJ zooming around on his pocket rocket (no sick jokes, people . . . or you, GG!). :) [admin note: Me make a sicko joke about Earthworm Jim? Eew! I'm just a babe hound...]

Grandia, I wanna see what all the hype is about, is it really the FFVII killer everyone claims (have serious doubts but you never know)? Then of course the opposite side is I know that Shining Force is good as I've played it before... but curiosity killed the cat and it's killin me so make mine Grandia, I'll live or die with the newbie. [admin note: That's pretty much the way I feel, too. Just the name "Shining Force" is enough to get me excited, but I can't help but think that Grandia would be the more filling experience by being something totally new. And comparing the Lunar series to Final Fantasy, Grandia could very well be the FFVII-killer.]

Grandia. No, really - Democratic Handbags Unite. [admin note: Democrat handbags? There's another one of 'em that'll give me sleepless nights trying to figure out...]

Um . . . oops . . . this is embarassing . . . I've neither played nor even SEEN either of these! I can't make a decision! But, well, my uninformed opinion will go for Shining Force III, since I've heard of the series (even if I haven't heard of numero III specifically). -- Jim Doe, uninformed deer. [admin note: NEVER HEARD OF 'EM? Where have YOU been? What have I told you about doing stuff when you could be wasting your time playing videogames or on the internet? We've had this discussion countless times, but because I don't want to start a scene here, I'll let you get away with it. Shining Force III and Grandia!]

Nights2! That's what I want! Yeah! Forget Grandia and SF3! [admin note: Hey, I want NiGHTS 2 as well, but it's that kind of attitude toward RPG's that makes 'em so few and valuable in the states! I can wait awhile for NiGHTS, but it's been nearly three years since I've played a Shining Force game!]

Never heard of either of them! But I'd probabvly have Shining Force three if it's anything like the Mega Drive version I saw at my friend's ages ago. [admin note: Geez, where do you guys COME FROM?! I thought every self-respecting gamer on the internet had ATLEAST heard of Grandia by now! Just what sites do you guys waste your time on anyway? Why, if you've been fully exploring my site like good little gamers, you'd have come across the Grandia preview since day 1 of the site's existence, and the Shining Force III preview weeks ago! This is almost as bad as the time no one had heard of Burning Rangers!]

What kind of question is this? I can't answer that. Do I make video games? No! Get out of my face before I smack you one good. *swings for Green Gibbon but misses. Having poor balance, I fall off cliff* [admin note: Showoff...]

I know this has nothing to do with Saturn World but I just like to say that video games are libreal. If they were conservative, Sonic be acting like an intellectual and all the female characters would be wimps in distress. Sonic is a very libreal concept for a cartoon and video game! :) [admin note: No, videogames couldn't be Liberal. 'Cause if they were, there would be no challenging games at all. You see, some players might get frustrated trying to pass a certain level, which would give them low self-esteem, and they'd sue the companies who made the games for discrimination against less-experienced gamers. Then a new term would be created called "gamingism," and it would become illegal to create a game that might not be beatable. And that hasn't happened yet, so videogames are still very much Conservative. (^-^)

I want the one that's compatible with the Dweezle 9000. I WANT ONE! [admin note: Bad news. I talked to both Camelot Software Planning and Game Arts, and neither Shining Force III nor Grandia will be compatible with the Dweezle 9000. They said there just wouldn't be a market for that particular controller! Can you believe it?!]

um...neither? Well, how the heck would I know? I don't have a Saturn! You guys just aren't gonna stop makin' fun of me, are ya? *sniff* Well, i'm askin' one fer Christmas and i'm gonna get more games than you IDIOTS have brain cells (and that's not a whole lot). ok, ok, so i got it right from the GameCom commercial. So sue me. [admin note: Oh, sure! Just wait until the last minute, why don't ya? And for your information, I have a grand total of -34 brain cells. So nyah.]

I'd like to have the one that you can be those twinkies and have enemies eat you. I'm not insane, I'm just stupid. [admin note: Well, I'm insane AND stupid. So nyah again.]

Yes! I have just finished the last of the installations, and the Dweezle 9000 now supports Drano Cookies! This has only one small drawback: You must absolutely make sure that the Dweezle does not come in contact with the surface of the planet Neptune! If it does, you will begin to learn Portugese at such an incredible rate, you will become an immortal overlord of Brazil, and no one wants that, especially you! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go invent the Supercalastic Overloading Uploading Backlashing Infindibulator, which shall grant the Dweezle 9000 the power to incinerate Democrats and small whales with but a touch of a button, a kick of a TV, and a swig of the good stuff. [admin note: Great! Where can I get mine upgraded at?]

Hey, I don't think! [admin note: Me either...I was just using the term as a play on words.]

I want the one that smells like old cheese. Not queezy cheese, though. Del says that's the worst kind. I tend to believe her in this. [admin note: The Pizza Cats are stronger than old cheese...]

PAM AND SQUEEZY CHEESE ARE WORKING TOGETHER!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!! [admin note: Well now I'm intrigued. It seems that no one was able to place my reference to "Pam Hollister." Well, I've got a challenge to all of you! I dare each and every one of you to find out where "Pam Hollister" comes from. You have exactly one week (until the next update). First person to answer correctly gets to make ANY one change to the Green Hill Zone they so desire. That's how confident I am none of you will guess it. (And yes, this is a real challenge, not a joke!) I'll have the answer next week...]

Soylent Green is made out of people? AAAHHHHH! RUUUUUUUN!!!!

NEITHER! I'M GOING TO GO PLAY NIGHTS, YOU LOONY! [admin note: Sheesh, get off it already!]

One great day in the middle of the night, two dead boys went out to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot one another. The deaf policeman heard he noise, went outside and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story is true, just ask the blindman, he saw it too! [admin note: I know, I was there. I was lying down when I tripped over them.]

I feel repetetive today. [admin note: Oh, sugar rush...]

*starts chanting* I like cheese. I like cheese. [admin note: I think it's beginning to wear off...]

Hey, GG!! You'll never guess who this is! -- Jim Doe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . D'oh! [admin note: Now, don't tell me! Um...um...I guess...Mickey Rooney!]

C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN [admin note: Shoot me...]

C:/WINDOWS C:/WINDOWS/RUN C:/DOS/CRAWL

If I could only have One? What if I don't want One? Maybe I get tired of 3D shoot em' ups even if it is Asci's most hyped game this year. I may look into it, but I don't think it's fair for you to tell me I can only have One. There are many other games I'm interested in like Shining Force and Grandia, what about them? Hmmmm? [admin note: I really need to start watching how I word these questions...]

Which everone isn't the member of the philandering, lieing, money leeching, baby killiing, race incentive pushin, tax rasing, draft dodging, flag burning, pot smoking, money laudering, fredom stealing, spineless, hypocrictical,l antireligious, amoral, socialist party... in other words the one that's not the Democrat. [admin note: Great news! Neither one of 'em are Democrat games! (^-^)

Well, SF3 because Grandia is made by Republicans,,, Stupid the Stupid [admin note: So's Shining Force III...see above. There are no Democrat games, ya schnook! I described above what videogames would be like if Democrats were allowed to make 'em...]

Why, with my controller, the Ultimate Cheez Whiz 3000, I can play any game and listen to the songs of the seventies. And when it breas, it makes a nice topping on snacks. [admin note: Hmm...is it compatible with the Dweezle 9000?]

This isn't fair, I never played either one in my life. You'll drive me crazy! Ha! Ha! Ha! [admin note: Well, duh! Nobody's played 'em yet, 'cause neither one's been released yet!]